Tuesday with the Libs of Tik Tok
Dude may be able to literally fuck himself
WTF is going on in Canada pic.twitter.com/IIxqBNFsOk
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) April 27, 2025
She definitely supports The Current Thing™
BREAKING: Hannah Dugan, a Milwaukee County circuit judge, has been arrested by the FBI after she reportedly helped an illegal alien evade arrest.
Dugan allegedly “misdirected federal agents away from the subject to be arrested in her courthouse, Eduardo Flores Ruiz, allowing the… pic.twitter.com/Uoy2E4i47N
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) April 25, 2025
I’m old enough to remember when Klobuchar was the worst Hennepin County Attorney
INSANE: Hennepin County Attorney Mary Moriarty, who decided NOT to file charges against a MN state employee who keyed multiple Teslas, DID file felony charges against a 19-year-old woman who reportedly keyed her co-worker’s car.
Absolute HYPOCRISY. https://t.co/pj5ce9VADx pic.twitter.com/SO30zfuJbG
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) April 24, 2025
What. The. Fuck. KoB, you know the line…
OMG: Teacher at @SouthTechFL Damian Conti allegedly helped his student buy the rope to hang herself and made a SUICIDE PACT with her after she said she wanted to kill herself.
He is also accused of having sex with her.
Deputies found the teenager hanging from a tree, cut the… pic.twitter.com/bNCioNkJJx
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) April 24, 2025
This can only help the state’s $6B budget shortfall, I’m sure
Minnesota projected to spend around $600 million in the next four years on healthcare for over 17,000 illegals after Democrats passed a law allowing illegals to enroll in state funded healthcare.
Why are taxpayers funding this?! pic.twitter.com/1rCQ2UYUQw
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) April 24, 2025
Why are their heroes always detestable?
The media found its newest criminal illegal alien to defend.
Nascimento Blair was convicted of first degree kidnapping and sentenced to 15 years in prison. An immigration judge ordered him removed from our country in 2008.
Why did @nytimes conveniently leave that out?? pic.twitter.com/B6Gw8R1o8O
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) April 24, 2025
You’re not breaking the rule if you got explicit permission to do it
Buried ALLLLL the way down Daily Beast admits that JD Vance got permission to take photos.
You really don’t hate the media enough https://t.co/AGqey1CM4y pic.twitter.com/261vTpKUeD
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) April 24, 2025
Joe Biden’s on his way to test this one out
Woke women’s body care brand @billiebody installed a disturbing scratch-and-sniff billboard that lets you smell women’s hairy armpits.
The company claims to have “zero-tolerance for racism and systemic oppression” and demands its customers think the same way. pic.twitter.com/ONrNnb54nE
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) April 24, 2025
hE wOrE a BlUe SuIt!
NEW HOAX JUST DROPPED
“Trump broke the rules and stood out by wearing a blue suit to Pope Francis’ funeral!”
Reality: pic.twitter.com/7gKaBHqe4a
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) April 27, 2025
Homan’s a national treasure
“People wanna know, am I gonna retire? I’ll retire when every public safety threat, national security threat, child rapist is eradicated from this country.” – Border Czar Tom Homan
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) April 28, 2025
Category: Liberals suck, Libs of Tik Tok
The media is such a cess pool now. It’s obvious that they have a huge bias to the point that they don’t try to even hide it. In our area cbs is the least disgusting channel but we routinely turn off the national news once the local news is done.
If the time lines were better synchronized, Homan and Arpaio would be bestest buds and a formidable team.
I love Homan. Every time he gets in front of a camera he confirms my voting choice. I wish some of the others were more like him.
Using taxpayer dollars to pay for healthcare for 17K illegals.
Access those healthcare files, BOOM! 17K illegals gone.
Bet’cha after the first 1K are arrested, the rest will get the message and self-deport.
That’s Tampon Tim at work again.
I can see the dude(ette?) wanting to have it “both ways”, dying on the operating table. Tsk. Such a shame after such a ground breaking experimental operation.
I have questions.
So the most obvious is what did he have before? Because if they have to put both on him then I can only assume he was a crew member of the USS Callister.
Since they make the fake jj out of the pp and vice versa, what will they make it out of instead?
Asking for Commissar, because if anyone needs to (and really wants to) go f themselves he needs to bumped to the front of the line.
Maybe they can graft one on from Abby Normal.
There is a gender affirming surgery I could support, as long as they used the brain, as well.
Wow.
Just wow.
I gotta go puke.
Marines wear BLUES to funerals as well, I don’t see a problem with BLUE being worn at funerals…
I wonder if Satan will give Mr. Conti his own private bathroom in Hell so the other tenants won’t have to hear his screams of pain when he is pissing razor blades?
I won’t sell them the rope they need to hang themselves…I’ll GIVE them the rope they need to hang themselves…AND provide a low hanging branch…or a lamppost.
We’re gonna need more rope…and wood chippers.
Not too low a branch or lamppost.
Don’t want them being able to stand on the ground.
Schoolhouse Rock weighs in:

My kids asked the same thing about President Trump’s suit when we were watching the funeral. The picture shows the same thing I saw, about a dozen people around him in blue suits. I said the rule is a dark suit, because it is outside in the bright sunlight you can tell the difference. Otherwise no one could tell the difference!
Haters goin’ a hate!
I have seen multiple posts saying “the Vatican posted a black-suit dress code” beforehand…mainly on rags like Fortune. Most more reliable sites say the Vatican basically said “please be appropriate”. I am reasonably sure no one intelligent is going to try and dresscode most of the world’s leaders. (Unless they have forgotten the old Stalin question “The Vatican? How many divisions have they?”) (The sense is accurate, too many versions out there to be sure what was actually said.)
It looked like zelenski wore his customary black jogging suit, so there’s that.