This guy does not seem like he is a bag of brains. militaryphony.com sends us this Gordon Lang clown. He might identify as little Stevie and a bunch of other stuff.
When will clowns like Stevie here ever come to realize that we have access to their actual military records and we know everyone who really was in BUDS class 192.
BACKGROUND
Gordon Stuart Lang, who prefers ‘Steve Lang,’ comes to us from Lehigh Acres, Florida but is originally from Rhode Island. Lang is 50 years old as of August 2019.
Lang – Facebook
Just to cut down on confusion, Lang claims he was both in the U.S. Marine Corps and claims he was a Navy SEAL.
First, his Facebook profile page which claims Military Intelligence with an MOS of 0321. The Navy calls them NECs and the Marine Corps refers to them as MOS. MOS 0321 is a Recon Marine.
Steve Lang – Facebook Profile
Lang posted a photo that he labeled “2nd Battalion Force Recon Iraq” but they are Army Delta Force / Navy SEAL uniforms – hard to tell with the resolution. Not sure if the implication that it was his unit or if he was in the photo.
Steve Lang – Facebook
He also posts that although his time in the Marine Corps was short – 3 years – he was awarded the Navy Cross. This valor award is second only to the Medal of Honor. He claims he was awarded this by the President. Bill Clinton is pictured in the below photo.
Steve Lang – Facebook Post
Lang also claimed he was a Scott [sic] sniper for 12 years. Probably meant a Scout Sniper. This is what they referred to them in the Marine Corps, but since he was only in the USMC for 3 years, he probably meant the US Navy as a Scout Sniper. Later, this was confirmed as to what he meant. A sniper in the U.S. Navy, presumably as a SEAL since he claimed to be in the U.S. Navy for 15 years.
Steve Lang – Facebook Post
He became upset when someone questioned his military service…
Steve Lang – Facebook Post
During a lengthy Facebook discussion, Lang made some claims to being in SEAL Team 3, was called out and responded.
Steve Lang – Facebook Discussion
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ACTIONS CONDUCTED BY MILITARY PHONIES
We discovered that Steve Lang’s name is actually Gordon Stuart Lang but he seems to prefer to go by “Steve Lang.”
After contacting the UDT/SEAL archives and checking the UDT/SEAL database we found that there is NO record of “Gordon Stuart Lang” or “Steve / Steven / Stephen Lang” ever completing BUD/S Training or assigned to any SEAL teams.
Gordon Stuart Lang’s military records were ordered through a Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) request. The name “Steve Lang” was also accounted for in the FOIA request.
. . . . .
FOIA RESULTS
DEPARTMENT OF DEFENSE MANPOWER DATA CENTER (SCRA)
The DoD Manpower Data Center database was searched every year from late 1984 when Lang would have been 16 to present day with the same result – no dates for active duty in any service came up. Sometimes this database has trouble with Reserve activation to active duty and/or very short enlistments. For instance – boot camp active duty and then the individual returned to a drilling reserve status.
DEPARTMENT OF THE NAVY (DoN)
Department of the Navy – No Records Found on Lang
NATIONAL PERSONNEL RECORDS CENTER (NPRC)
NPRC FOIA Results – Gordon Stuart Lang – Summary Sheet
NPRC FOIA Results – Gordon Stuart Lang – Assignments
CRIMINAL RECORD
There were several others (i.e. Uttering Forgery (1992), Grand Theft (1992), the below are just a sampling.
It really sucks when a legit veteran just refuses to be proud of what they actually did do. Gordy or Stevie or whatever this bozo goes by these days is a disgrace to Cannon Cockers everywhere.
Exactly! Maybe his arms are big, but the first thing I thought when I saw the title pic: that guy skipped head day! Dude looks like a goomba from that terrible Super Mario Bros movie: https://images.app.goo.gl/2gmR1BJxqdgzaPww6
WTF this shit bag couldn’t one day with a DI. This shit is a crime if he used it for profit or gain. The motherless f$&@ should come and work at the VA with me and see what real men are.
WTF this shit bag couldn’t one day with a DI. This shit is a crime if he used it for profit or gain. The motherless f$&@ should come and work at the VA with me and see what real men are.
Why are you good guys wasting your precious Honorable time with a piece of shit ass criminal. Please get his ass gone its hurts spending 18-months as a Combat medic, but thanks for what you good guys does.
Ssgt. J. Scott USAF Retired
Douch. You Dont win the Navy Cross (“I won the Navy Cross”) in the Navy/Marine Corps, it’s not a contest prize. You are awarded the appropriate medals and citations for selfless and superior actions/performance.
Ex-PH2
5 years ago
“Lang also claimed he was a Scott [sic] sniper for 12 years. Probably meant a Scout Sniper.” SV article.
No, the Scott Sniper is a well-defined part of the legendary Scott Drum and Sniper Corps, led by Sir Walter Scott, of Rob Roy fame. Originally started by the legendary Robert Roy McGregor, a/k/a Rob Roy, to snipe at British Redcoats in the wilds of Scotland, Scott Snipers are well-known for their rowdy parties featuring beef and mutton pasties, 64-year-old MacAllan whiskey and loud drumming while they fire off their various and sundry weapons.
This dorkwad isn’t even wearing a clan tartan ribbon showing his participation in a Scott Sniper platoon.
Besides, he’s a pinhead. He’s all shoulders and no cranium.
I looked at his pic and said to myself. “Doc, something aint right with that boys nugget…looks like someone crammed a Tic Tac onto a 5 lb hunk of meatloaf”.
I’m glad I wasn’t the only one to see the size discrepancy…..
And yet, a fairly attractive female
recently married him,
likely for his prison barbell regimen,
and her perceived ability to “FIX” the rest.
It’s always interesting how the “Boring Daves”,
the stable, reliable and sane men,
often come in 2nd place to the
brash, brawny, bar badass babbling bullshitters.
As we said 30 years ago…..
What a waste of good pussy.
Plenty of women seek out the phony badass biker vest Harley types,
but then also expect these same “men”
to be honest, faithful, sober, and non-violent, too.
Is it just a coincidence that these guys are always gun nuts and have pics of their arsenals all over their Facebook? Almost like being a lying, dishonest shitheel that cons people and being attracted to guns go hand in hand.
Master Sergeant these people are so fu$&ing stupid they think this will make them a heroic or at least look like one. He doesn’t have enough common sense to know any better.
I am a gun but. Big time.
But I don’t have a book of face account and I am not a lying dishonest shot heel con man. And I don’t take pictures of my guns.
So no, these characteristics do not go hand in hand.
Hondo
5 years ago
Hmmm. Discharged from the RC as a Private after 3 years in the RI ARNG and (presumably) another 5+ years in the IRR. Looks like he was a real “fast burner”.
In one of his comments above he says, quoting: “I am bullshit asshole.” Sounds to me like he was dead on-target with that statement.
lmn0351
5 years ago
damn,i was an 0351 ….didnt know 03 was part of intell….steve lang …YOU SUCK
Not having earned the highly coveted NDSM causes some wannabees to go to extremes in falsifying their military service tales of derring-do. Either that or the steroids got Steve Lang amped.
Hell, even I have an NDSM and all I did to get it was graduate AF BMT 25 years ago! Lang Lang the tiny Wang!🤣
A Proud Infidel®™
5 years ago
Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang WAS NEVER a USN SEAL.
Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang WAS NEVER awarded the US Navy Cross.
Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Land was awarded the Army Service Ribbon.
Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve lang was never even awarded the NDSM.
Gordon Stuart Lang left the National Guard as a PVT E1 according to records found.
Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang has a criminal record.
Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang WAS NEVER a member of the USMC, let alone a Scout Sniper.
Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang writes worse than a UC Berzerkely Graduate.
Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang is reject Apprentice towel Boy from Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in the Rear).
Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang looks like he uses anabolic steroids.
Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang should NOT be left alone around Women, Children or the Elderly.
Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang acts like he belongs in a certain club in Elko NV.
Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang WAS NEVER part of the Military Intelligence Community according to records found.
Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang goes off cussing like he has some serious personal issues.
Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang is someone I wouldn’t even hire to mop floors and take out the trash.
Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang has likely never even been to the Middle East period.
Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang will now wallow in his newfound Google®™ fame as Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang discover that THE INTERNET IS FOREVER.
API – I copy: “Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang WAS NEVER a USN SEAL. Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang WAS NEVER awarded the US Navy Cross. Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Land was awarded the Army Service Ribbon. Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve lang was never even awarded the NDSM. Gordon Stuart Lang left the National Guard as a PVT E1 according to records found. Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang has a criminal record. Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang WAS NEVER a member of the USMC, let alone a Scout Sniper. Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang writes worse than a UC Berzerkely Graduate. Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang is reject Apprentice towel Boy from Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in the Rear). Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang looks like he uses anabolic steroids. Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang should NOT be left alone around Women, Children or the Elderly. Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang acts like he belongs in a certain club in Elko NV. Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang WAS NEVER part of the Military Intelligence Community according to records found. Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang goes off cussing like he has some serious personal issues. Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang is someone I wouldn’t even hire to mop floors and take out the trash. Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang has likely never even been to the Middle East period. Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang will now wallow in his newfound Google®™ fame as Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang discover that THE INTERNET IS FOREVER.” 5×5 Might I add Gordan Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang is apparently a repeat convict. Gordan Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang is apparently a drug abuser. Gordan Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang is apparently a repeat looser. Gordan Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang apparently has a few loose screws. Gordan Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang apparently has no screws left. Gordan Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang is apparently a good candidate for some real unpleasant Gooooogle fame. Gordan Stuart Lang… Read more »
Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang WAS NEVER a USN SEAL.
Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang WAS NEVER awarded the US Navy Cross.
Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Land was awarded the Army Service Ribbon.
Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve lang was never even awarded the NDSM.
Gordon Stuart Lang left the National Guard as a PVT E1 according to records found.
Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang has a criminal record.
Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang WAS NEVER a member of the USMC, let alone a Scout Sniper.
Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang writes worse than a UC Berzerkely Graduate.
Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang is reject Apprentice towel Boy from Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in the Rear).
Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang looks like he uses anabolic steroids.
Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang should NOT be left alone around Women, Children or the Elderly.
Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang acts like he belongs in a certain club in Elko NV.
Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang WAS NEVER part of the Military Intelligence Community according to records found.
Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang goes off cussing like he has some serious personal issues.
Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang is someone I wouldn’t even hire to mop floors and take out the trash.
Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang has likely never even been to the Middle East period.
Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang will now wallow in his newfound Google®™ fame as Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang discover that THE INTERNET IS FOREVER
Read 5 x 5.
FuzeVT
5 years ago
“Little E-5” What a douche. I guess that makes this jerk off an even smaller E-1 – not to dismiss the mighty stature of your average E-1 when compared to the criminal in question here.
We’ve had complaints about con men pretending to be blind and crippled.
I ain’t seen nothing since I stepped on that landmine in Vietnam. It was very painful.
You were in ‘Nam? So were we. Where?
I was in…Sang Bang…Dang Gong… I was all over the place, a lot of places.
What unit?
I was with the Green Berets, Special Unit Battalions… Commando Airborne Tactics… Specialist Tactics Unit Battalion. Yeah, it was real hush hush. I was Agent Orange, Special Agent Orange, that was me.
My wife made me go on an emergency run to the grocery store for the singular purpose to see if they have Scott’s toilet tissue back in inventory. The bulk packages sell out too quickly but are cheaper if you can get them. She’s been having me do this since we have been married – twelve years now.
I am also a Scott Sniper and have been for 12 years.
Have you considered switching your qualification to Charmin Sniper. It’s a little more expensive, but for strength and comfort as we get older, it can’t be beat. And there are certain things you just don’t mind paying for.
Gordon Stewart Lang (from Military Records) Gordon Stuart Lang (from arrest records) Steve Lang (from his I Love Me Page) If you don’t know what to call yourself, how are we to know. We are just trying to help you out with a little bit of Google Fame, you lying, embellishing POS. Your faque booque (ht to marinedad61) went poof just after this was FIRST posted on MP last night about 2200 hrs. Being a PVT cannon cocker (an honorable MOS) or a vehicle operator (another honorable MOS) in a National Guard Unit is a looooonnggg way from being a navysniper/marineseal/reconmiscottie. What pisses me off about your skanky poofed up clenis headed ass is that you have brought disgrace to my beloved Artillery, to vehicle operators, and even to those who served honorably in the MI Detachments. Phuque you needle d^ck.
ChipNASA, in light of the triple claims of embellished service I would like to be the FIRST to call down an air strike of the TAH Hemisphere of Insults, The Alphabet Assault, and The Toilet Bowl of Taunts upon this POS.
Segundo! I don’t like it when someone brings disrepute to one of my branch’s many children. Stick a Bangalore up his keister and give him the full Hemisphere!
In this case, 5th/77th, I agree that a BIG KA-BOOM is in order.
Fire at will. And if you can’t find Will, fire at the Other Guy, the alleged Scott Sniper. I do not recall finding his various names in the rolls of Roby Roy’s Scott Snipers, so he’s a complete twatwaffle, a dork and wouldn’t even be any good at shooting carp.
Hey Steveo, Mr. Tiny Pee Pee, Mr. “Welcome To The Gun Show” Roid Bitch Mr. “HEY I’M A VERY IMPORTANT PVT/E-1!!!” Mr. Guess what Chump, time’s up, YOU’RE BUSTED Mr. “Well, it’s going to suck to be me, going forward…” I hope somewhere, somehow, someone gets the TAH link to you and you come in here all “WHARRGARBL” and try to take us on, because we haven’t had a really decent chew toy in a while, and since you’re such a roid bitch, I can see you attempting it but us stomping your practically invisible manhood into oblivion, so here’s your invitation, BRING IT BITCH TITS!! ANNNNNNNNDDDD AWAY WE GOOOOOOO!!! The Hemisphere of Insults®™ (aka, “This Ain’t Hell” Thesaurus) FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!! TACTICAL NUCLEAR ROUND OUT!!!! THREE PASS AIRCRAFT BOMB RUN!!!!! DANGER CLOSE!!!! MOPP LEVEL 4!!! TAKE COVER!!!!! … ( Gorgeous) Gordon Stuart/Steve (Stevie Wonder) Lang (Tiny Wang) …HEY DICKLESS WONDER, We all hope you read this and come back here and try to defend your actions, but, you won’t because, YOU’RE A STRAIGHT UP COWARD, vile, flaming piece of skunk shit, ALLEGEDLY, but not confirmed or proven, but in some people’s opinion, works balls, tickles taint and tongue punches hobo’s crusty fart boxes all, I Guess, while being a syphilitic, turd-sucking feces factory, HOLY Baby Ape Shit Breath, Bitch-ass Fuckstick guzzler, pile infested, onion-eyed flapmouthed butt-bailiff, “Fowl” mouthed Chicken Fucking Chickenfucker, You flaccid piece of tofu, Simply a fart in life waiting to be fabreezed away, moral equivalent of pond scum, THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS A WALKING TURD, inflamed, “Towel boy” in a gay bath house, DILLY DILLY!!, Ambulatory verbal dissembling anus, Fucking one cell spermatozoon with a tiny flagella, gaping giant ass walking fungus shit nugget, Bag of seasoned dog shit, Cambodian cunt sauce, he deserves to have his private parts gnawed by angry badgers, Anyone who ever loved you was wrong, bucket of ass chum, Poopy Headed ball working asshole, JERK OFF !!, Soup Sandwich, if you Mom would have known you were going to turn out like this, she’d have prayed for a miscarriage, Diaper-Sniper, you’re… Read more »
how did you survive infancy, rectal rapee, Dude looks like he smells like hot dog water, GonnoSyphaHerpaClapAIDS Patient Zero monkey buggerer, ball-tickling & ball gargling bullshiat artist, R2-Dildo, You suck dick for beer money and you don’t even drink beer, secret squirrel masturbation specialist, hand in your badge, Adolf, you fart repeatedly just to make yourself smell better, spunk-trumpet, Bakrauf, face down ass up weak kneed pillow biter, maybe this hero could strap a suicide vest to himself, go out in the open desert and make people confetti out of himself, Wait, of all the lucky sperms that came outta your daddy, you’re the one that WON??, He’s so much of a dickhead he takes Viagra thru a nasal spray, and he’s still limp, How I the fuck do assholes like this sleep at night? With one hand on their tiny dick and the other thumb in their ass, Holy shit, maybe a “buggerer of little boys”, rottencrotched, rump wrangling, colostomy bag curator, A butter knife amongst razor blades, Rusty Trombone Virtuoso, he is the kinda guy who likes meeting up with two strange men so they can sword fight in his mouth, he’s the kind of guy you’d find hanging out around highway rest areas because he’s frequenting the public bathrooms trying to gargle marbles for change, culo de chongo, booger eating fuckbucket, Lemon Party-lusting, Pissflap, fucknuckles, is about as real as a Civil War Issue polyester blanket, Menstrual quimsquirt, you’re as useful as Anne Frank’s Drum Set, overzealous polyp burglar, poser quim squirt, bed wetting, follows in Victorious Felder’s bovine excrement -filled boots, I wanna get a running start and drop kick him right in the ‘ol yogurt gun, Fustilarian, Knobgobble, prancing pony penis puffer, Likes to turn his mouth into a day care center with guys baby gravy behind the local truck stop, I hope his rectum is popped so hard, he will achieve liftoff on Mr. Tiny’s launch pad, less popular than a Cheese and Veggie Omelet MRE, You are so full of shit, your ears stink, I hope your wife brings a date to your… Read more »
this freak fancies himself performing fellatio on a variety of pinnapeds, He went all vaginal. You *never* go all vaginal, fucked himself faster than a horny chihuahua by lying about his Military Service, you are the reason Jesus can’t play peek-a-boo, he has holes in his hands, you are a 0 EPR/OPR, you are worse than a Dishonorable Discharge….from your Mom’s vagina, Massive, back alley, bucket of schlong fuck juice, cockalorum cum-guzzling gutter slut, Dalton Coldiron’s bunny-butt buddy atomic sphincter goblin, If you stuck your brain up a gnat’s ass, it would look like a BB in a boxcar, Jackanape, Fuck Tart, Sitzpinkler, lispian, pussytits, Milksop, you’re such an embarrassment to your family and your father is so ashamed of you, he’d refuse a free blowjob out of fear of further spilling his seed, Forrest Gump points and laughs at you, you suck so bad, AIDS and Cancer have nightmares about you, your shit is about as funny as Anne Frank, Helen Keller and Terri Schiavo having an orgy in the showers at Auschwitz, you suck so bad, puppies, kittens and babies hate you, you are so loathsome, looks like the kind of guy who lets his wife gets her shit pushed in by Mr. Ouch while he watches, Gandhi would ass rape you for giggles, you are about as welcome as a yeast infection, hemorrhoids, gonorrhea, syphilis, chlamydia, genital wards and herpes, you’re one of the reasons Trump is President, you make God want a do-over, You vacuous, toffee-nosed malodorous pervert, pillock, puss soaked jackwagon, waste of trace elements and water, Jizztissue, knob breath dick biscuit, Pettifogger, Bunghole Baby,Rear Admiral of the Butt Piracy, donkey raping shit-eater, twatface, pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo it, may he lay a lip lock on the snotty end of a moose cock,butt munch, deep sea crotch lobster, man of the night in a large animal bordello, I bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck your own mother in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give her a reach-around (Thanks R. Lee Ermey, R.I.P.), NOT a SEAL,… Read more »
Yooooooooo! That was masterfully malicious, POOR DUMBASS, He never thought in a million lifetimes that he would receive this type of infamy for his words.
How do you win a Navy Cross? Do you have to knock over three milk bottles on the boardwalk? Maybe he nailed it during the swimsuit and talent portions of the Navy Cross Pageant? It’s just sad that next year he will have to give up the Navy Cross Crown to next year’s winner.
C’mon now Hack Stone. He had to win the Navy Cross Pageant. His camel toe assured winning the swimsuit competition. No way in hell a “BITCH” like him could win Miss Congeniality.
We All know that They are Earned under conditions that is how servicemembers receive the medals and/or decorations
Not to win or be won. its Not a race.
Somewhere he will walk thru the wrong door.An hear the clink.
Club Manager, USA ret.
5 years ago
Listing Military Intelligence MOS 0231 under professional skills on his Facebook should have been the red flag. Marine. Military Intelligence. No way.
Pierre
5 years ago
His lack of correct grammar kind of gives everything away in and of itself if you ask me…
You’ll have bad times
And he’ll have good times,
Doin’ things that you don’t understand
But if you love him you’ll forgive him,
Even though he’s hard to understand
And if you love him oh be proud of him,
‘Cause after all he’s just a man
Stand by your man,
I *LOVE* the part when the guy is crying in his beer.
I always laugh at that.
Blues Bros is probably the movie I’ve seen the most. Saw it in the theater with my Dad when it came out, 1980, and I’ve seen it like a couple of times a year ever since and my kids love it (Yes I’m a BAD Dad)
I have. Because it’s awkward and I really don’t know what to say. You’re welcome seems to end the conversation and not open the door for further discussion. But, that’s me.
I never was a Navy Seal because I couldn’t swim very well and didn’t like to do push ups, but I could walk a mile in about a hour or two, I was however a good janitor I could sweep and swab the deck clean the head.they don’t give you fancy Navy Medals for doing everyday duty, only great thing I had was the bar girls in Subic Bay Philippines.
Daisy Cutter
5 years ago
Gordon Stuart only had three months of active duty, but he maximized the hell out of it getting every qual a man can think of.
Ex-PH2
5 years ago
Gee whiz, he must have really struggled to make it to E-1! Must have been like climbing Mt. Everest without crampons or a pickaxe, or a guide with ropes!
I’m a little jealous that he rose through the ranks so fast that it only took him 3 months to get to E-1. Terribly jealous. It took me 2 1/2 LONG, LONG YEARS!! to make it to E-5! It was so horrendously slow to get there, I thought I’d never make it at all.
I feel so – well, teensy-weensy compared to him. I thought I was a contender. Where did I fail???
RGR 4-78
5 years ago
If I were named Scott, I would be very careful around this “Scott Sniffer”.
Nope. To the contrary,
The circle of Elko POW*MIA has plenty to sweat about
on this Labor Day holiday weekend.
And it’s not from the patriotic labor.
Nor the pots of chili.
The Booque of Faque continues to be their Tail Hook gauntlet,
especially for anyone who’s been clicking
“Like” or “Love” on anything put out by the
Elko POW*MIA Awareness Association.
JTB
5 years ago
I think he did tour in South America and was captured and somehow survived a head shrinking….
E6H
5 years ago
Things like Lang are here to make us Vets laugh. You’ll have wannabes in every occupation. Since exposed, can you foresee the shame he now has and will have forever. Karma. Why all the talk about the NDSM? Hell, they gave us all one for graduating boot camp MCRD Bravo Co. 1014 1990. We all got one. Semper Fi brothers!
I have ran into so many snipers after American Sniper I wonder who fed us, drove the trucks and paid us.
I’ve read that the number line pick up line in bars is “I was a Navy SEAL.”.
Rule one ladies: If “I was a SEAL, FORCE RECON, RANGER, GREEN BERET BTW is a fucking hat. If it takes less than 6 questions to find out this person was actually an operator you are having smoke blown up your anal orifice.
It is really no ones business.
I didn’t tell my wife what I did in the military until we were married for a year. I never would have. She is a nurse and knew that i had, what folks now call issues. She called them problems. She fought VA until I was rewarded 100% SC. For that i will always be grateful. BTW I am a nobody P.I.G. My mother doesn’t think I’m special. And I do not claim to be.
My reply to Thank you for your service has always been It was my privilege. Which I believe it was.
I want to feel bad for this Lang joker, but I just can’t.
He asked for everything he is getting.
One day he will make this claim to the wrong person and not from the safety of a keyboard. At that moment his life will change for the worse.
Brian Williams
5 years ago
As a retired cannon cocker myself, this guy deserves to have a fire mission, shell HE, fuze PD, direct fire, fire for effect
You keep lyin’ when you oughta be truthin’
You keep losing when you oughta not bet
You keep samin’ when you oughta be a’changin’
What’s right is right but you ain’t been right yet
These boots are made for walking, and that’s just what they’ll do
One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you
Cry me a river. “…I lied because everyone else did.”
Deal with it Bitch! Millions served in various positions Active and National Guard and felt no need to lie. If it is any consolation, you are not the only POS that lied about your (lack of) service. Least you admitted it, so there is that.
I was a Gunner during the bush war (1961 – 1989) in South West Africa (Namibia) and Angola. Today I mount medals for veterans to preserve the only tangible heritage that most of us have left relating to those years. When I work with veterans medals, I get goosebumps many times because every medal tells a story.In South Africa we have exactly the same kind of “people” who claim to be ex members of our special forces ie. the Recces, the Parabats or 32 battalion. I speak under correction, but during the war less than 1000 guys qualified to be called operators or “Recces”. Personally I know about 16000 of them 🙂 I am so pleased to see the ends to which you guys go to lift the wannabees out. For interest, you can have a look at Wikipedia’s site “South African Special Forces”. I believe that true vets are part of a brotherhood that wannabees desperately want to part of, but usually these guys did as little as possible for the cause when they were in the forces.
It is so obvious in looking at his pictures that he is Steriod User.
His Mugshot with charges even say the same:
“RECOMMIT(POSS OF CONTROLLED SUBSTANCE-STEROIDS)”
https://mugshots.com/US-Counties/Florida/Charlotte-County-FL/Gordon-Stuart-Lang.3257072.html
Steriods may make the arm guns go big, but makes the weapon between the thighs tiny.
Exactly! Maybe his arms are big, but the first thing I thought when I saw the title pic: that guy skipped head day! Dude looks like a goomba from that terrible Super Mario Bros movie:
https://images.app.goo.gl/2gmR1BJxqdgzaPww6
If he’s doing ‘roids like that I’m doubtful that he’ll even make it to see age 50.
He is 50
WTF this shit bag couldn’t one day with a DI. This shit is a crime if he used it for profit or gain. The motherless f$&@ should come and work at the VA with me and see what real men are.
WTF this shit bag couldn’t one day with a DI. This shit is a crime if he used it for profit or gain. The motherless f$&@ should come and work at the VA with me and see what real men are.
Haha I posted my shit twice see you know I am a Marine I used crayon…. 😂
LOL
Which flavor? I hear the green ones are the best. 😉
Noooo… green is the diet crayon
Beware of the green ones
Why are you good guys wasting your precious Honorable time with a piece of shit ass criminal. Please get his ass gone its hurts spending 18-months as a Combat medic, but thanks for what you good guys does.
Ssgt. J. Scott USAF Retired
This Gold Star Family Wouldn’t Mind Giving This Bozo. A Good Old All American Beating. 😡
Every claim made by Lang seems to start with once upon a time. A village seems it’s lost and unguided.
Douch. You Dont win the Navy Cross (“I won the Navy Cross”) in the Navy/Marine Corps, it’s not a contest prize. You are awarded the appropriate medals and citations for selfless and superior actions/performance.
“Lang also claimed he was a Scott [sic] sniper for 12 years. Probably meant a Scout Sniper.” SV article.
No, the Scott Sniper is a well-defined part of the legendary Scott Drum and Sniper Corps, led by Sir Walter Scott, of Rob Roy fame. Originally started by the legendary Robert Roy McGregor, a/k/a Rob Roy, to snipe at British Redcoats in the wilds of Scotland, Scott Snipers are well-known for their rowdy parties featuring beef and mutton pasties, 64-year-old MacAllan whiskey and loud drumming while they fire off their various and sundry weapons.
This dorkwad isn’t even wearing a clan tartan ribbon showing his participation in a Scott Sniper platoon.
Besides, he’s a pinhead. He’s all shoulders and no cranium.
Check.
I looked at his pic and said to myself. “Doc, something aint right with that boys nugget…looks like someone crammed a Tic Tac onto a 5 lb hunk of meatloaf”.
I’m glad I wasn’t the only one to see the size discrepancy…..
I think his cornbread ain’t cooked all the way through either!
And yeah, I noticed that too, looks like a “Juicer”, one who uses Steroids.
I thought he looked like that old time cartoon character “Zippy the Pinhead.”
Doesn’t he look like the character Jeebs from ‘Men In Black’ when his head is growing back?
Yeah, that and he looks like he’s the first Generation of his family to walk on two legs!
And yet, a fairly attractive female
recently married him,
likely for his prison barbell regimen,
and her perceived ability to “FIX” the rest.
It’s always interesting how the “Boring Daves”,
the stable, reliable and sane men,
often come in 2nd place to the
brash, brawny, bar badass babbling bullshitters.
As we said 30 years ago…..
What a waste of good pussy.
Can you imagine what it would be like to be an Eskimo that really likes SEAL meat, but then after years discovers it was baloney all along?
Look no further than Elko, Nevada.
Plenty of women seek out the phony badass biker vest Harley types,
but then also expect these same “men”
to be honest, faithful, sober, and non-violent, too.
Marriage, divorce, marriage, divorce, marriage, divorce, …….
Is it just a coincidence that these guys are always gun nuts and have pics of their arsenals all over their Facebook? Almost like being a lying, dishonest shitheel that cons people and being attracted to guns go hand in hand.
Given that, since he’s a convicted felon his possession of firearms is also illegal.
Did this convicted FELON actually post pictures of firearms? A call to the local sheriff might be in order!
Master Sergeant these people are so fu$&ing stupid they think this will make them a heroic or at least look like one. He doesn’t have enough common sense to know any better.
Semper Fi.
I am a gun but. Big time.
But I don’t have a book of face account and I am not a lying dishonest shot heel con man. And I don’t take pictures of my guns.
So no, these characteristics do not go hand in hand.
Hmmm. Discharged from the RC as a Private after 3 years in the RI ARNG and (presumably) another 5+ years in the IRR. Looks like he was a real “fast burner”.
In one of his comments above he says, quoting: “I am bullshit asshole.” Sounds to me like he was dead on-target with that statement.
damn,i was an 0351 ….didnt know 03 was part of intell….steve lang …YOU SUCK
“Just say no.” ~ Nancy Reagan
Most people don’t know this but Nancy Reason also came up with a slogan for addressing the homeless population.
“Just get a house.” ~ Nancy Reagan
Sadly, the wife’s LangLook page is full
of wedding, kissing, and love couple photos.
She just updated her cover photo LAST NIGHT,
back to a (2017) kissing wedding day photo.
Steve Lang’s LangFook page is already shutdown.
I’m sure Mrs. Lang will remember this Labor Day weekend,
and not in a good way.
I would like to point out that Lang does not, I repeat, does not have an NDSM.
The exclusive brotherhood has dodged a bullet and was not tainted by this man.
(Accidentally reported, sorry).
Yep. ’75-’90 are the dry years for NDSM.
I have 2,
0 for my 4 years in the 80’s Air Force,
2 for my 16 years in the PAARNG.
Me too:
1973: USAF
1990: US Army
Not having earned the highly coveted NDSM causes some wannabees to go to extremes in falsifying their military service tales of derring-do. Either that or the steroids got Steve Lang amped.
That should be “highly regarded and rarely awarded NDSM”.
Hell, even I have an NDSM and all I did to get it was graduate AF BMT 25 years ago! Lang Lang the tiny Wang!🤣
Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang WAS NEVER a USN SEAL.
Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang WAS NEVER awarded the US Navy Cross.
Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Land was awarded the Army Service Ribbon.
Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve lang was never even awarded the NDSM.
Gordon Stuart Lang left the National Guard as a PVT E1 according to records found.
Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang has a criminal record.
Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang WAS NEVER a member of the USMC, let alone a Scout Sniper.
Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang writes worse than a UC Berzerkely Graduate.
Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang is reject Apprentice towel Boy from Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in the Rear).
Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang looks like he uses anabolic steroids.
Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang should NOT be left alone around Women, Children or the Elderly.
Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang acts like he belongs in a certain club in Elko NV.
Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang WAS NEVER part of the Military Intelligence Community according to records found.
Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang goes off cussing like he has some serious personal issues.
Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang is someone I wouldn’t even hire to mop floors and take out the trash.
Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang has likely never even been to the Middle East period.
Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang will now wallow in his newfound Google®™ fame as Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang discover that THE INTERNET IS FOREVER.
How Copy,
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API – I copy: “Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang WAS NEVER a USN SEAL. Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang WAS NEVER awarded the US Navy Cross. Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Land was awarded the Army Service Ribbon. Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve lang was never even awarded the NDSM. Gordon Stuart Lang left the National Guard as a PVT E1 according to records found. Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang has a criminal record. Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang WAS NEVER a member of the USMC, let alone a Scout Sniper. Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang writes worse than a UC Berzerkely Graduate. Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang is reject Apprentice towel Boy from Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in the Rear). Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang looks like he uses anabolic steroids. Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang should NOT be left alone around Women, Children or the Elderly. Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang acts like he belongs in a certain club in Elko NV. Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang WAS NEVER part of the Military Intelligence Community according to records found. Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang goes off cussing like he has some serious personal issues. Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang is someone I wouldn’t even hire to mop floors and take out the trash. Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang has likely never even been to the Middle East period. Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang will now wallow in his newfound Google®™ fame as Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang discover that THE INTERNET IS FOREVER.” 5×5 Might I add Gordan Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang is apparently a repeat convict. Gordan Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang is apparently a drug abuser. Gordan Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang is apparently a repeat looser. Gordan Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang apparently has a few loose screws. Gordan Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang apparently has no screws left. Gordan Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang is apparently a good candidate for some real unpleasant Gooooogle fame. Gordan Stuart Lang… Read more »
Graybeard, Houston copies:
Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang WAS NEVER a USN SEAL.
Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang WAS NEVER awarded the US Navy Cross.
Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Land was awarded the Army Service Ribbon.
Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve lang was never even awarded the NDSM.
Gordon Stuart Lang left the National Guard as a PVT E1 according to records found.
Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang has a criminal record.
Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang WAS NEVER a member of the USMC, let alone a Scout Sniper.
Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang writes worse than a UC Berzerkely Graduate.
Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang is reject Apprentice towel Boy from Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in the Rear).
Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang looks like he uses anabolic steroids.
Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang should NOT be left alone around Women, Children or the Elderly.
Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang acts like he belongs in a certain club in Elko NV.
Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang WAS NEVER part of the Military Intelligence Community according to records found.
Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang goes off cussing like he has some serious personal issues.
Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang is someone I wouldn’t even hire to mop floors and take out the trash.
Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang has likely never even been to the Middle East period.
Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang will now wallow in his newfound Google®™ fame as Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang discover that THE INTERNET IS FOREVER
Read 5 x 5.
“Little E-5” What a douche. I guess that makes this jerk off an even smaller E-1 – not to dismiss the mighty stature of your average E-1 when compared to the criminal in question here.
We’ve had complaints about con men pretending to be blind and crippled.
I ain’t seen nothing since I stepped on that landmine in Vietnam. It was very painful.
You were in ‘Nam? So were we. Where?
I was in…Sang Bang…Dang Gong… I was all over the place, a lot of places.
What unit?
I was with the Green Berets, Special Unit Battalions… Commando Airborne Tactics… Specialist Tactics Unit Battalion. Yeah, it was real hush hush. I was Agent Orange, Special Agent Orange, that was me.
that’s nothing…
I”m the real, bona fide, dyed in the wool, shifty morgan….aka COL Flagg…
LOL
(NYPD) – “Airborne, huh?”
Classic.
You were a Chain Belt, yes?
I’ve seen things….
… terrible things.
My wife made me go on an emergency run to the grocery store for the singular purpose to see if they have Scott’s toilet tissue back in inventory. The bulk packages sell out too quickly but are cheaper if you can get them. She’s been having me do this since we have been married – twelve years now.
I am also a Scott Sniper and have been for 12 years.
Have you considered switching your qualification to Charmin Sniper. It’s a little more expensive, but for strength and comfort as we get older, it can’t be beat. And there are certain things you just don’t mind paying for.
Thanks, good advice. I’ve heard that the trick is to squeeze slowly and let it surprise you when it goes off.
Does this mean that when you pull the trigger on a few sheets of Scott’s you never miss your ass?
At this point I’m beginning to think that Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang is as full of shit as Les Brown!
What’d you do in the military?
You know, give “Gordo” here a shave and he might just kinda resemble that guy . . . .
Does that mean that “muy” is silent?
Gordon Stewart Lang (from Military Records) Gordon Stuart Lang (from arrest records) Steve Lang (from his I Love Me Page) If you don’t know what to call yourself, how are we to know. We are just trying to help you out with a little bit of Google Fame, you lying, embellishing POS. Your faque booque (ht to marinedad61) went poof just after this was FIRST posted on MP last night about 2200 hrs. Being a PVT cannon cocker (an honorable MOS) or a vehicle operator (another honorable MOS) in a National Guard Unit is a looooonnggg way from being a navysniper/marineseal/reconmiscottie. What pisses me off about your skanky poofed up clenis headed ass is that you have brought disgrace to my beloved Artillery, to vehicle operators, and even to those who served honorably in the MI Detachments. Phuque you needle d^ck.
ChipNASA, in light of the triple claims of embellished service I would like to be the FIRST to call down an air strike of the TAH Hemisphere of Insults, The Alphabet Assault, and The Toilet Bowl of Taunts upon this POS.
Can I get a SECOND and an AYE?
Second.
AYE!
Segundo! I don’t like it when someone brings disrepute to one of my branch’s many children. Stick a Bangalore up his keister and give him the full Hemisphere!
Weapons free!
In this case, 5th/77th, I agree that a BIG KA-BOOM is in order.
Fire at will. And if you can’t find Will, fire at the Other Guy, the alleged Scott Sniper. I do not recall finding his various names in the rolls of Roby Roy’s Scott Snipers, so he’s a complete twatwaffle, a dork and wouldn’t even be any good at shooting carp.
Hey Steveo, Mr. Tiny Pee Pee, Mr. “Welcome To The Gun Show” Roid Bitch Mr. “HEY I’M A VERY IMPORTANT PVT/E-1!!!” Mr. Guess what Chump, time’s up, YOU’RE BUSTED Mr. “Well, it’s going to suck to be me, going forward…” I hope somewhere, somehow, someone gets the TAH link to you and you come in here all “WHARRGARBL” and try to take us on, because we haven’t had a really decent chew toy in a while, and since you’re such a roid bitch, I can see you attempting it but us stomping your practically invisible manhood into oblivion, so here’s your invitation, BRING IT BITCH TITS!! ANNNNNNNNDDDD AWAY WE GOOOOOOO!!! The Hemisphere of Insults®™ (aka, “This Ain’t Hell” Thesaurus) FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!! TACTICAL NUCLEAR ROUND OUT!!!! THREE PASS AIRCRAFT BOMB RUN!!!!! DANGER CLOSE!!!! MOPP LEVEL 4!!! TAKE COVER!!!!! … ( Gorgeous) Gordon Stuart/Steve (Stevie Wonder) Lang (Tiny Wang) …HEY DICKLESS WONDER, We all hope you read this and come back here and try to defend your actions, but, you won’t because, YOU’RE A STRAIGHT UP COWARD, vile, flaming piece of skunk shit, ALLEGEDLY, but not confirmed or proven, but in some people’s opinion, works balls, tickles taint and tongue punches hobo’s crusty fart boxes all, I Guess, while being a syphilitic, turd-sucking feces factory, HOLY Baby Ape Shit Breath, Bitch-ass Fuckstick guzzler, pile infested, onion-eyed flapmouthed butt-bailiff, “Fowl” mouthed Chicken Fucking Chickenfucker, You flaccid piece of tofu, Simply a fart in life waiting to be fabreezed away, moral equivalent of pond scum, THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS A WALKING TURD, inflamed, “Towel boy” in a gay bath house, DILLY DILLY!!, Ambulatory verbal dissembling anus, Fucking one cell spermatozoon with a tiny flagella, gaping giant ass walking fungus shit nugget, Bag of seasoned dog shit, Cambodian cunt sauce, he deserves to have his private parts gnawed by angry badgers, Anyone who ever loved you was wrong, bucket of ass chum, Poopy Headed ball working asshole, JERK OFF !!, Soup Sandwich, if you Mom would have known you were going to turn out like this, she’d have prayed for a miscarriage, Diaper-Sniper, you’re… Read more »
how did you survive infancy, rectal rapee, Dude looks like he smells like hot dog water, GonnoSyphaHerpaClapAIDS Patient Zero monkey buggerer, ball-tickling & ball gargling bullshiat artist, R2-Dildo, You suck dick for beer money and you don’t even drink beer, secret squirrel masturbation specialist, hand in your badge, Adolf, you fart repeatedly just to make yourself smell better, spunk-trumpet, Bakrauf, face down ass up weak kneed pillow biter, maybe this hero could strap a suicide vest to himself, go out in the open desert and make people confetti out of himself, Wait, of all the lucky sperms that came outta your daddy, you’re the one that WON??, He’s so much of a dickhead he takes Viagra thru a nasal spray, and he’s still limp, How I the fuck do assholes like this sleep at night? With one hand on their tiny dick and the other thumb in their ass, Holy shit, maybe a “buggerer of little boys”, rottencrotched, rump wrangling, colostomy bag curator, A butter knife amongst razor blades, Rusty Trombone Virtuoso, he is the kinda guy who likes meeting up with two strange men so they can sword fight in his mouth, he’s the kind of guy you’d find hanging out around highway rest areas because he’s frequenting the public bathrooms trying to gargle marbles for change, culo de chongo, booger eating fuckbucket, Lemon Party-lusting, Pissflap, fucknuckles, is about as real as a Civil War Issue polyester blanket, Menstrual quimsquirt, you’re as useful as Anne Frank’s Drum Set, overzealous polyp burglar, poser quim squirt, bed wetting, follows in Victorious Felder’s bovine excrement -filled boots, I wanna get a running start and drop kick him right in the ‘ol yogurt gun, Fustilarian, Knobgobble, prancing pony penis puffer, Likes to turn his mouth into a day care center with guys baby gravy behind the local truck stop, I hope his rectum is popped so hard, he will achieve liftoff on Mr. Tiny’s launch pad, less popular than a Cheese and Veggie Omelet MRE, You are so full of shit, your ears stink, I hope your wife brings a date to your… Read more »
this freak fancies himself performing fellatio on a variety of pinnapeds, He went all vaginal. You *never* go all vaginal, fucked himself faster than a horny chihuahua by lying about his Military Service, you are the reason Jesus can’t play peek-a-boo, he has holes in his hands, you are a 0 EPR/OPR, you are worse than a Dishonorable Discharge….from your Mom’s vagina, Massive, back alley, bucket of schlong fuck juice, cockalorum cum-guzzling gutter slut, Dalton Coldiron’s bunny-butt buddy atomic sphincter goblin, If you stuck your brain up a gnat’s ass, it would look like a BB in a boxcar, Jackanape, Fuck Tart, Sitzpinkler, lispian, pussytits, Milksop, you’re such an embarrassment to your family and your father is so ashamed of you, he’d refuse a free blowjob out of fear of further spilling his seed, Forrest Gump points and laughs at you, you suck so bad, AIDS and Cancer have nightmares about you, your shit is about as funny as Anne Frank, Helen Keller and Terri Schiavo having an orgy in the showers at Auschwitz, you suck so bad, puppies, kittens and babies hate you, you are so loathsome, looks like the kind of guy who lets his wife gets her shit pushed in by Mr. Ouch while he watches, Gandhi would ass rape you for giggles, you are about as welcome as a yeast infection, hemorrhoids, gonorrhea, syphilis, chlamydia, genital wards and herpes, you’re one of the reasons Trump is President, you make God want a do-over, You vacuous, toffee-nosed malodorous pervert, pillock, puss soaked jackwagon, waste of trace elements and water, Jizztissue, knob breath dick biscuit, Pettifogger, Bunghole Baby,Rear Admiral of the Butt Piracy, donkey raping shit-eater, twatface, pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo it, may he lay a lip lock on the snotty end of a moose cock,butt munch, deep sea crotch lobster, man of the night in a large animal bordello, I bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck your own mother in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give her a reach-around (Thanks R. Lee Ermey, R.I.P.), NOT a SEAL,… Read more »
AMEN!!!!!!! ON TARGET!!!! BDA 100%
More POSER Bling scattered all over hell and 1/2 of Fluraduh.
One thing for sure, when his wife dumps his lying embellishing a$$ her honey pot will not have been stretched out by his Plenty Tiny Skinny D*ck
Amen! Amen! A-a-men, Amen! Amen!
Excellent presentation, Maestro!
Amen, and halle-fuckin-luah, brethren and sistren! May this poser asshat be stricken down by the spirit of St. John Moses Browning! Let us pray!
Ever who wrye that rant I love you
Can I get BABY from the congregation??
BBBBBBBBABY!
Yooooooooo! That was masterfully malicious, POOR DUMBASS, He never thought in a million lifetimes that he would receive this type of infamy for his words.
He looks like a miscarriage from a butt fuck. What’s up with the dudes fucking peanut / grape head. It looks like a turd turtleing out of an asshole.
BEHOLD! ChipNASA!
This is what Gordon Stewart Lang’s PinHead reminds me:
Ninja, My thoughts exactly when I saw the pimple head! Awesome job!
I was thinking of the guy who has his head shot in Men in Black
https://www.bing.com/images/search?q=men+in+black+dude+regrowing+head&id=410F779976A1D50FC52E686A8841DF58683CD17D&FORM=IQFRBA
What a turd.
“I don’t talk about what I did because of PTSD”
But you sure talk a lot about what you didn’t do
because you are a lying sack-O-shit.
He said he had PTSD?
Well, that makes sense.
“Pinhead Tiny Skull Disorder”
Brought on by “Potioned Tainted Steriod Drugs.”
His photo above seems to prove he has this syndrome which was previously known as the “pin-headed” syndrome.
he looks like a Koopa from the super mario brothers movie…
Expert with grenade is no joke.
“I also won the Navy Cross as a Marine from President” he wrote.
Um. No you didn’t Gordon Stewart Lang.
https://valor.defense.gov/Recipients/Marine-Corps-Navy-Cross-Recipients/
How do you win a Navy Cross? Do you have to knock over three milk bottles on the boardwalk? Maybe he nailed it during the swimsuit and talent portions of the Navy Cross Pageant? It’s just sad that next year he will have to give up the Navy Cross Crown to next year’s winner.
C’mon now Hack Stone. He had to win the Navy Cross Pageant. His camel toe assured winning the swimsuit competition. No way in hell a “BITCH” like him could win Miss Congeniality.
We All know that They are Earned under conditions that is how servicemembers receive the medals and/or decorations
Not to win or be won. its Not a race.
Somewhere he will walk thru the wrong door.An hear the clink.
Listing Military Intelligence MOS 0231 under professional skills on his Facebook should have been the red flag. Marine. Military Intelligence. No way.
His lack of correct grammar kind of gives everything away in and of itself if you ask me…
2d Bn FORECON…lol…yeah that’s legit
HAHAHAHAHA
Sent you PMs from wife and former friends now blocked
2d Bn FORESKIN?
I’m sure that he meant that he was his Unit’s FORESKIN Recon.
There’s a lot of bad-assery happenin’ with this guy.
No, just assholery!
That was fucking funny😂😆😂😆👍🔥
This guy… This guy is All Points Logistics material. (Said in the voice of Frank Castanza).
Word.
POTUS: “I don’t want to see you get a big head over this.”
LANG: “I won’t.”
Yoooooo! That was professional comedy writer shit right there!😆😂😆😂😆👍🔥
So, the President pinned a Navy Cross on Stevie The Pinhead?
“Couldn’t get SF status as a Marine.”
“Won the Navy Cross….”
Mrs. Lang didn’t do any research. Some family law attorney is happy.
The wife STANDS BY HER MAN..sent admin PMs from her and former friends he blocked…
You’ll have bad times
And he’ll have good times,
Doin’ things that you don’t understand
But if you love him you’ll forgive him,
Even though he’s hard to understand
And if you love him oh be proud of him,
‘Cause after all he’s just a man
Stand by your man,
I *LOVE* the part when the guy is crying in his beer.
I always laugh at that.
Blues Bros is probably the movie I’ve seen the most. Saw it in the theater with my Dad when it came out, 1980, and I’ve seen it like a couple of times a year ever since and my kids love it (Yes I’m a BAD Dad)
Stay the hell away from Blues Brothers 2000. It is a dead heat between this and Caddyshack 2 as worst sequel ever.
It’s so tempting to post the Blues Brothers version
at Bob’s Country Bunker!
(Beer bottles breaking on the chicken wire.)
Rawhide! (whip)
Someone I meet- “I was a Navy SEAL.”
Me (in my head)- “I don’t think so.”
Also, does anyone really say “you’re welcome” to someone who thanks them for their service?
I have. Because it’s awkward and I really don’t know what to say. You’re welcome seems to end the conversation and not open the door for further discussion. But, that’s me.
Someone at TAH once said he responded by saying “It was my privilege;” I have begun using that response.
That’s the way I’ve always handled it. Or sometimes with, “It was an honor to serve.”
“No thanks necessary, I wasn’t drafted” is my favorite response since I’m a All Volunteer Force member.
I like that. I think I’ll add it to my bag of tricks.
I was thanked once. I told them to phuck off.. It was a friend though. Not a stranger.
“It wasn’t always a pleasure, but it was always a privilege.” Sounds kinda pompous, but I dokno whut else to say.
Great Scott, another phony Seal claim for a Friday.
Great Scott Sniper… another phony SEAL claim for a Friday.
Cocksucker.
Since Mick ain’t showed up yet, I’ll just leave this here.
KaaaaaaaaaaBooooooooooooom
SHACK
Obviously. Previously someone said Gordon “Steve” Lang liked to recon foreskin. I bet his favorite hide for sniping was the truck stop Porta-Potty.
It takes a special person like him to rocket up to and maintain the coveted E-1 grade in 4 years.
Queef
Extra Queef.
I never was a Navy Seal because I couldn’t swim very well and didn’t like to do push ups, but I could walk a mile in about a hour or two, I was however a good janitor I could sweep and swab the deck clean the head.they don’t give you fancy Navy Medals for doing everyday duty, only great thing I had was the bar girls in Subic Bay Philippines.
Gordon Stuart only had three months of active duty, but he maximized the hell out of it getting every qual a man can think of.
Gee whiz, he must have really struggled to make it to E-1! Must have been like climbing Mt. Everest without crampons or a pickaxe, or a guide with ropes!
I’m a little jealous that he rose through the ranks so fast that it only took him 3 months to get to E-1. Terribly jealous. It took me 2 1/2 LONG, LONG YEARS!! to make it to E-5! It was so horrendously slow to get there, I thought I’d never make it at all.
I feel so – well, teensy-weensy compared to him. I thought I was a contender. Where did I fail???
If I were named Scott, I would be very careful around this “Scott Sniffer”.
Elko, Nevada breathes a sigh of relief today.
Nope. To the contrary,
The circle of Elko POW*MIA has plenty to sweat about
on this Labor Day holiday weekend.
And it’s not from the patriotic labor.
Nor the pots of chili.
The Booque of Faque continues to be their Tail Hook gauntlet,
especially for anyone who’s been clicking
“Like” or “Love” on anything put out by the
Elko POW*MIA Awareness Association.
I think he did tour in South America and was captured and somehow survived a head shrinking….
Things like Lang are here to make us Vets laugh. You’ll have wannabes in every occupation. Since exposed, can you foresee the shame he now has and will have forever. Karma. Why all the talk about the NDSM? Hell, they gave us all one for graduating boot camp MCRD Bravo Co. 1014 1990. We all got one. Semper Fi brothers!
Being facetious. Inside joke.
Funny because just about everyone got one, yes.
I have ran into so many snipers after American Sniper I wonder who fed us, drove the trucks and paid us.
I’ve read that the number line pick up line in bars is “I was a Navy SEAL.”.
Rule one ladies: If “I was a SEAL, FORCE RECON, RANGER, GREEN BERET BTW is a fucking hat. If it takes less than 6 questions to find out this person was actually an operator you are having smoke blown up your anal orifice.
It is really no ones business.
I didn’t tell my wife what I did in the military until we were married for a year. I never would have. She is a nurse and knew that i had, what folks now call issues. She called them problems. She fought VA until I was rewarded 100% SC. For that i will always be grateful. BTW I am a nobody P.I.G. My mother doesn’t think I’m special. And I do not claim to be.
My reply to Thank you for your service has always been It was my privilege. Which I believe it was.
I want to feel bad for this Lang joker, but I just can’t.
He asked for everything he is getting.
One day he will make this claim to the wrong person and not from the safety of a keyboard. At that moment his life will change for the worse.
As a retired cannon cocker myself, this guy deserves to have a fire mission, shell HE, fuze PD, direct fire, fire for effect
Gordon”Steve” Lang fellitates pinnapeds…
Gordon ”Steve” Lang cocks meat cannons at Brucies Bath House (Entrance in the Rear).
I heard rumor that Gordon “Steve” Lang blows winos behind bus stops for spare change.
Sucks to be air force… We’re out here getting roasted by fake Navy guys too now.
He looks like Zippy the Pinhead!
This Guy is a F’ing Disgrace! I would like to see a Real Seal Kick His Ass Numerous Times! A PATHETIC LOSER!
“Thank you for your service.”
Response:
“It was either jail or join…”
Judge:
“I’m getting tired of seeing you (3rd time in 6 weeks)
Response:
“I joined the Navy.”
Judge:
“Best thing you could do…boy”
As of 7:30pm EST Friday evening, August 30,
Mrs. Lang’s Facebook page is now….. Faceless.
ALL photos and posts of Phony Navy SEAL Steve Lang
(and Mrs. Lang, too)
have been REMOVED & DELETED.
His page, and her business page, both went poof.
No further preaching from me. It’s a holiday weekend.
They bailed water as much as they could but in the end, they scuttled the Facebook ship.
The Stolen Valor torpedo of truth proved to be too much.
Mrs. Lang’s personal page is still up,
but it’s been whitewashed of Mr. Lang.
It went from love, love, love to persona-non-grata.
I take that as new domestic turmoil,
caused by a Phony Navy SEAL.
You keep lyin’ when you oughta be truthin’
You keep losing when you oughta not bet
You keep samin’ when you oughta be a’changin’
What’s right is right but you ain’t been right yet
These boots are made for walking, and that’s just what they’ll do
One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you
Steve Lang posted over on MP comments section:
Cry me a river. “…I lied because everyone else did.”
Deal with it Bitch! Millions served in various positions Active and National Guard and felt no need to lie. If it is any consolation, you are not the only POS that lied about your (lack of) service. Least you admitted it, so there is that.
Surprised his wife is still with him.
What a loser.
I feel sorry for the new wife.
She must be holding her head in shame after getting conned by this loser.
His story up above is bullshit. All about someone else to include his friends checking him because he DOES NOT lie.
Well, maybe he needs some new friends because lie he did.
What a loser.
Wife: Get out while you can….
Lang is still a POS…
I was a Gunner during the bush war (1961 – 1989) in South West Africa (Namibia) and Angola. Today I mount medals for veterans to preserve the only tangible heritage that most of us have left relating to those years. When I work with veterans medals, I get goosebumps many times because every medal tells a story.In South Africa we have exactly the same kind of “people” who claim to be ex members of our special forces ie. the Recces, the Parabats or 32 battalion. I speak under correction, but during the war less than 1000 guys qualified to be called operators or “Recces”. Personally I know about 16000 of them 🙂 I am so pleased to see the ends to which you guys go to lift the wannabees out. For interest, you can have a look at Wikipedia’s site “South African Special Forces”. I believe that true vets are part of a brotherhood that wannabees desperately want to part of, but usually these guys did as little as possible for the cause when they were in the forces.