Gordon “Steve” Lang Fake US Navy SEAL Sniper, SEAL Team 3, BUD/S Class 192

| August 30, 2019

This guy does not seem like he is a bag of brains.  militaryphony.com sends us this Gordon Lang clown.  He might identify as little Stevie and a bunch of other stuff.   

When will clowns like Stevie here ever come to realize that we have access to their actual military records and we know everyone who really was in BUDS class 192.


Gordon Stuart Lang, who prefers ‘Steve Lang,’ comes to us from Lehigh Acres, Florida but is originally from Rhode Island. Lang is 50 years old as of August 2019.

Lang – Facebook

Just to cut down on confusion, Lang claims he was both in the U.S. Marine Corps and claims he was a Navy SEAL.

First, his Facebook profile page which claims Military Intelligence with an MOS of 0321. The Navy calls them NECs and the Marine Corps refers to them as MOS. MOS 0321 is a Recon Marine.

Steve Lang – Facebook Profile

Lang posted a photo that he labeled “2nd Battalion Force Recon Iraq” but they are Army Delta Force / Navy SEAL uniforms – hard to tell with the resolution. Not sure if the implication that it was his unit or if he was in the photo.

Steve Lang – Facebook

He also posts that although his time in the Marine Corps was short – 3 years – he was awarded the Navy Cross. This valor award is second only to the Medal of Honor. He claims he was awarded this by the President. Bill Clinton is pictured in the below photo.

Steve Lang – Facebook Post

Lang also claimed he was a Scott [sic] sniper for 12 years. Probably meant a Scout Sniper. This is what they referred to them in the Marine Corps, but since he was only in the USMC for 3 years, he probably meant the US Navy as a Scout Sniper. Later, this was confirmed as to what he meant. A sniper in the U.S. Navy, presumably as a SEAL since he claimed to be in the U.S. Navy for 15 years.

Steve Lang – Facebook Post

He became upset when someone questioned his military service…

Steve Lang – Facebook Post

During a lengthy Facebook discussion, Lang made some claims to being in SEAL Team 3, was called out and responded.

Steve Lang – Facebook Discussion

. . . . .


We discovered that Steve Lang’s name is actually Gordon Stuart Lang but he seems to prefer to go by “Steve Lang.”

After contacting the UDT/SEAL archives and checking the UDT/SEAL database we found that there is NO record of “Gordon Stuart Lang” or “Steve / Steven / Stephen Lang” ever completing BUD/S Training or assigned to any SEAL teams.

Gordon Stuart Lang’s military records were ordered through a Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) request. The name “Steve Lang” was also accounted for in the FOIA request.

. . . . .



The DoD Manpower Data Center database was searched every year from late 1984 when Lang would have been 16 to present day with the same result – no dates for active duty in any service came up. Sometimes this database has trouble with Reserve activation to active duty and/or very short enlistments. For instance – boot camp active duty and then the individual returned to a drilling reserve status.


Department of the Navy – No Records Found on Lang


NPRC FOIA Results – Gordon Stuart Lang – Summary Sheet
NPRC FOIA Results – Gordon Stuart Lang – Assignments


There were several others (i.e. Uttering Forgery (1992), Grand Theft (1992), the below are just a sampling.

It really sucks when a legit veteran just refuses to be proud of what they actually did do.  Gordy or Stevie or whatever this bozo goes by these days is a disgrace to Cannon Cockers everywhere.

Source: Gordon “Steve” Lang – US Navy SEAL Sniper, SEAL Team 3, BUD/S Class 192, Blog of Shame |

Category: Army Poser, Marine Corps Poser, Navy Poser, Valor Vultures

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  1. ninja says:

    It is so obvious in looking at his pictures that he is Steriod User.

    His Mugshot with charges even say the same:



    Steriods may make the arm guns go big, but makes the weapon between the thighs tiny.

    • Some Guy says:

      Exactly! Maybe his arms are big, but the first thing I thought when I saw the title pic: that guy skipped head day! Dude looks like a goomba from that terrible Super Mario Bros movie:

    • Randall says:

      WTF this shit bag couldn’t one day with a DI. This shit is a crime if he used it for profit or gain. The motherless f$&@ should come and work at the VA with me and see what real men are.

    • Real Devil Dog says:

      WTF this shit bag couldn’t one day with a DI. This shit is a crime if he used it for profit or gain. The motherless f$&@ should come and work at the VA with me and see what real men are.

    • Jimmie Scott says:

      Why are you good guys wasting your precious Honorable time with a piece of shit ass criminal. Please get his ass gone its hurts spending 18-months as a Combat medic, but thanks for what you good guys does.
      Ssgt. J. Scott USAF Retired

    • Dennis Dugan says:

      This Gold Star Family Wouldn’t Mind Giving This Bozo. A Good Old All American Beating. 😡

    • USNLDO6390 says:

      Every claim made by Lang seems to start with once upon a time. A village seems it’s lost and unguided.

    • Mike Papa One says:

      Douch. You Dont win the Navy Cross (“I won the Navy Cross”) in the Navy/Marine Corps, it’s not a contest prize. You are awarded the appropriate medals and citations for selfless and superior actions/performance.

  2. Ex-PH2 says:

    “Lang also claimed he was a Scott [sic] sniper for 12 years. Probably meant a Scout Sniper.” SV article.

    No, the Scott Sniper is a well-defined part of the legendary Scott Drum and Sniper Corps, led by Sir Walter Scott, of Rob Roy fame. Originally started by the legendary Robert Roy McGregor, a/k/a Rob Roy, to snipe at British Redcoats in the wilds of Scotland, Scott Snipers are well-known for their rowdy parties featuring beef and mutton pasties, 64-year-old MacAllan whiskey and loud drumming while they fire off their various and sundry weapons.

    This dorkwad isn’t even wearing a clan tartan ribbon showing his participation in a Scott Sniper platoon.

    Besides, he’s a pinhead. He’s all shoulders and no cranium.

    • Doc Savage says:


      I looked at his pic and said to myself. “Doc, something aint right with that boys nugget…looks like someone crammed a Tic Tac onto a 5 lb hunk of meatloaf”.

      I’m glad I wasn’t the only one to see the size discrepancy…..

      • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

        I think his cornbread ain’t cooked all the way through either!

        And yeah, I noticed that too, looks like a “Juicer”, one who uses Steroids.

      • rgr769 says:

        I thought he looked like that old time cartoon character “Zippy the Pinhead.”

    • ArmyATC says:

      Doesn’t he look like the character Jeebs from ‘Men In Black’ when his head is growing back?

      • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

        Yeah, that and he looks like he’s the first Generation of his family to walk on two legs!

        • marinedad61 says:

          And yet, a fairly attractive female
          recently married him,
          likely for his prison barbell regimen,
          and her perceived ability to “FIX” the rest.

          It’s always interesting how the “Boring Daves”,
          the stable, reliable and sane men,
          often come in 2nd place to the
          brash, brawny, bar badass babbling bullshitters.

          As we said 30 years ago…..
          What a waste of good pussy.

          • Daisy Cutter says:

            Can you imagine what it would be like to be an Eskimo that really likes SEAL meat, but then after years discovers it was baloney all along?

            • marinedad61 says:

              Look no further than Elko, Nevada.

              Plenty of women seek out the phony badass biker vest Harley types,
              but then also expect these same “men”
              to be honest, faithful, sober, and non-violent, too.

              Marriage, divorce, marriage, divorce, marriage, divorce, …….

  3. Helpful Medal says:

    Is it just a coincidence that these guys are always gun nuts and have pics of their arsenals all over their Facebook? Almost like being a lying, dishonest shitheel that cons people and being attracted to guns go hand in hand.

    • USMCMSgt (Ret) says:

      Given that, since he’s a convicted felon his possession of firearms is also illegal.

      • Fjardeson says:

        Did this convicted FELON actually post pictures of firearms? A call to the local sheriff might be in order!

      • Real Devil Dog says:

        Master Sergeant these people are so fu$&ing stupid they think this will make them a heroic or at least look like one. He doesn’t have enough common sense to know any better.

        Semper Fi.

    • OldManchu says:

      I am a gun but. Big time.
      But I don’t have a book of face account and I am not a lying dishonest shot heel con man. And I don’t take pictures of my guns.

      So no, these characteristics do not go hand in hand.

  4. Hondo says:

    Hmmm. Discharged from the RC as a Private after 3 years in the RI ARNG and (presumably) another 5+ years in the IRR. Looks like he was a real “fast burner”.

    In one of his comments above he says, quoting: “I am bullshit asshole.” Sounds to me like he was dead on-target with that statement.

  5. lmn0351 says:

    damn,i was an 0351 ….didnt know 03 was part of intell….steve lang …YOU SUCK

  6. Comm Center Rat says:

    “Just say no.” ~ Nancy Reagan

    • Keepin' It Real says:

      Most people don’t know this but Nancy Reason also came up with a slogan for addressing the homeless population.

      “Just get a house.” ~ Nancy Reagan

  7. marinedad61 says:

    Sadly, the wife’s LangLook page is full
    of wedding, kissing, and love couple photos.

    She just updated her cover photo LAST NIGHT,
    back to a (2017) kissing wedding day photo.

    Steve Lang’s LangFook page is already shutdown.

    I’m sure Mrs. Lang will remember this Labor Day weekend,
    and not in a good way.

  8. Keepin' It Real says:

    I would like to point out that Lang does not, I repeat, does not have an NDSM.

    The exclusive brotherhood has dodged a bullet and was not tainted by this man.

    • marinedad61 says:

      (Accidentally reported, sorry).

      Yep. ’75-’90 are the dry years for NDSM.

      I have 2,
      0 for my 4 years in the 80’s Air Force,
      2 for my 16 years in the PAARNG.

    • Comm Center Rat says:

      Not having earned the highly coveted NDSM causes some wannabees to go to extremes in falsifying their military service tales of derring-do. Either that or the steroids got Steve Lang amped.

    • Harry says:

      Hell, even I have an NDSM and all I did to get it was graduate AF BMT 25 years ago! Lang Lang the tiny Wang!🤣

  9. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang WAS NEVER a USN SEAL.
    Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang WAS NEVER awarded the US Navy Cross.
    Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Land was awarded the Army Service Ribbon.
    Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve lang was never even awarded the NDSM.
    Gordon Stuart Lang left the National Guard as a PVT E1 according to records found.
    Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang has a criminal record.
    Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang WAS NEVER a member of the USMC, let alone a Scout Sniper.
    Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang writes worse than a UC Berzerkely Graduate.
    Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang is reject Apprentice towel Boy from Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in the Rear).
    Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang looks like he uses anabolic steroids.
    Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang should NOT be left alone around Women, Children or the Elderly.
    Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang acts like he belongs in a certain club in Elko NV.
    Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang WAS NEVER part of the Military Intelligence Community according to records found.
    Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang goes off cussing like he has some serious personal issues.
    Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang is someone I wouldn’t even hire to mop floors and take out the trash.
    Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang has likely never even been to the Middle East period.

    Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang will now wallow in his newfound Google®™ fame as Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang discover that THE INTERNET IS FOREVER.

    How Copy,

    • Graybeard says:

      API – I copy:
      “Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang WAS NEVER a USN SEAL.
      Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang WAS NEVER awarded the US Navy Cross.
      Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Land was awarded the Army Service Ribbon.
      Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve lang was never even awarded the NDSM.
      Gordon Stuart Lang left the National Guard as a PVT E1 according to records found.
      Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang has a criminal record.
      Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang WAS NEVER a member of the USMC, let alone a Scout Sniper.
      Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang writes worse than a UC Berzerkely Graduate.
      Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang is reject Apprentice towel Boy from Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in the Rear).
      Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang looks like he uses anabolic steroids.
      Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang should NOT be left alone around Women, Children or the Elderly.
      Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang acts like he belongs in a certain club in Elko NV.
      Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang WAS NEVER part of the Military Intelligence Community according to records found.
      Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang goes off cussing like he has some serious personal issues.
      Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang is someone I wouldn’t even hire to mop floors and take out the trash.
      Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang has likely never even been to the Middle East period.

      Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang will now wallow in his newfound Google®™ fame as Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang discover that THE INTERNET IS FOREVER.”


      Might I add
      Gordan Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang is apparently a repeat convict.
      Gordan Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang is apparently a drug abuser.
      Gordan Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang is apparently a repeat looser.
      Gordan Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang apparently has a few loose screws.
      Gordan Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang apparently has no screws left.
      Gordan Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang is apparently a good candidate for some real unpleasant Gooooogle fame.
      Gordan Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang is apparently married to a stereotypical brainless blond.
      Gordan Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang is apparently needing to man up and be the husband she thinks he is.

      • Fjardeson says:

        Graybeard, Houston copies:

        Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang WAS NEVER a USN SEAL.
        Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang WAS NEVER awarded the US Navy Cross.
        Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Land was awarded the Army Service Ribbon.
        Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve lang was never even awarded the NDSM.
        Gordon Stuart Lang left the National Guard as a PVT E1 according to records found.
        Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang has a criminal record.
        Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang WAS NEVER a member of the USMC, let alone a Scout Sniper.
        Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang writes worse than a UC Berzerkely Graduate.
        Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang is reject Apprentice towel Boy from Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in the Rear).
        Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang looks like he uses anabolic steroids.
        Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang should NOT be left alone around Women, Children or the Elderly.
        Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang acts like he belongs in a certain club in Elko NV.
        Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang WAS NEVER part of the Military Intelligence Community according to records found.
        Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang goes off cussing like he has some serious personal issues.
        Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang is someone I wouldn’t even hire to mop floors and take out the trash.
        Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang has likely never even been to the Middle East period.
        Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang will now wallow in his newfound Google®™ fame as Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang discover that THE INTERNET IS FOREVER

        Read 5 x 5.

  10. FuzeVT says:

    “Little E-5” What a douche. I guess that makes this jerk off an even smaller E-1 – not to dismiss the mighty stature of your average E-1 when compared to the criminal in question here.

    We’ve had complaints about con men pretending to be blind and crippled.

    I ain’t seen nothing since I stepped on that landmine in Vietnam. It was very painful.

    You were in ‘Nam? So were we. Where?

    I was in…Sang Bang…Dang Gong… I was all over the place, a lot of places.

    What unit?

    I was with the Green Berets, Special Unit Battalions… Commando Airborne Tactics… Specialist Tactics Unit Battalion. Yeah, it was real hush hush. I was Agent Orange, Special Agent Orange, that was me.

  11. Keepin' It Real says:

    My wife made me go on an emergency run to the grocery store for the singular purpose to see if they have Scott’s toilet tissue back in inventory. The bulk packages sell out too quickly but are cheaper if you can get them. She’s been having me do this since we have been married – twelve years now.

    I am also a Scott Sniper and have been for 12 years.

    • Ncat says:

      Have you considered switching your qualification to Charmin Sniper. It’s a little more expensive, but for strength and comfort as we get older, it can’t be beat. And there are certain things you just don’t mind paying for.

      • Keepin' It Real says:

        Thanks, good advice. I’ve heard that the trick is to squeeze slowly and let it surprise you when it goes off.

    • rgr769 says:

      Does this mean that when you pull the trigger on a few sheets of Scott’s you never miss your ass?

  12. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    At this point I’m beginning to think that Gordon Stuart Lang aka Steve Lang is as full of shit as Les Brown!

  13. Daisy Cutter says:

    What’d you do in the military?

  14. 5th/77th FA says:

    Gordon Stewart Lang (from Military Records) Gordon Stuart Lang (from arrest records) Steve Lang (from his I Love Me Page) If you don’t know what to call yourself, how are we to know. We are just trying to help you out with a little bit of Google Fame, you lying, embellishing POS. Your faque booque (ht to marinedad61) went poof just after this was FIRST posted on MP last night about 2200 hrs. Being a PVT cannon cocker (an honorable MOS) or a vehicle operator (another honorable MOS) in a National Guard Unit is a looooonnggg way from being a navysniper/marineseal/reconmiscottie. What pisses me off about your skanky poofed up clenis headed ass is that you have brought disgrace to my beloved Artillery, to vehicle operators, and even to those who served honorably in the MI Detachments. Phuque you needle d^ck.

    ChipNASA, in light of the triple claims of embellished service I would like to be the FIRST to call down an air strike of the TAH Hemisphere of Insults, The Alphabet Assault, and The Toilet Bowl of Taunts upon this POS.

    Can I get a SECOND and an AYE?

    • USMCMSgt (Ret) says:


    • The Stranger says:

      Segundo! I don’t like it when someone brings disrepute to one of my branch’s many children. Stick a Bangalore up his keister and give him the full Hemisphere!

    • Ex-PH2 says:

      In this case, 5th/77th, I agree that a BIG KA-BOOM is in order.

      Fire at will. And if you can’t find Will, fire at the Other Guy, the alleged Scott Sniper. I do not recall finding his various names in the rolls of Roby Roy’s Scott Snipers, so he’s a complete twatwaffle, a dork and wouldn’t even be any good at shooting carp.

    • ChipNASA says:

      Hey Steveo,
      Mr. Tiny Pee Pee,
      Mr. “Welcome To The Gun Show” Roid Bitch
      Mr. Guess what Chump, time’s up, YOU’RE BUSTED
      Mr. “Well, it’s going to suck to be me, going forward…”

      I hope somewhere, somehow, someone gets the TAH link to you and you come in here all “WHARRGARBL” and try to take us on, because we haven’t had a really decent chew toy in a while, and since you’re such a roid bitch, I can see you attempting it but us stomping your practically invisible manhood into oblivion, so here’s your invitation, BRING IT BITCH TITS!!


      The Hemisphere of Insults®™
      (aka, “This Ain’t Hell” Thesaurus)
      FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!
      DANGER CLOSE!!!!
      MOPP LEVEL 4!!!
      TAKE COVER!!!!!
      … ( Gorgeous) Gordon Stuart/Steve (Stevie Wonder) Lang (Tiny Wang) …HEY DICKLESS WONDER, We all hope you read this and come back here and try to defend your actions, but, you won’t because, YOU’RE A STRAIGHT UP COWARD, vile, flaming piece of skunk shit, ALLEGEDLY, but not confirmed or proven, but in some people’s opinion, works balls, tickles taint and tongue punches hobo’s crusty fart boxes all, I Guess, while being a syphilitic, turd-sucking feces factory, HOLY Baby Ape Shit Breath, Bitch-ass Fuckstick guzzler, pile infested, onion-eyed flapmouthed butt-bailiff, “Fowl” mouthed Chicken Fucking Chickenfucker, You flaccid piece of tofu, Simply a fart in life waiting to be fabreezed away, moral equivalent of pond scum, THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS A WALKING TURD, inflamed, “Towel boy” in a gay bath house, DILLY DILLY!!, Ambulatory verbal dissembling anus, Fucking one cell spermatozoon with a tiny flagella, gaping giant ass walking fungus shit nugget, Bag of seasoned dog shit, Cambodian cunt sauce, he deserves to have his private parts gnawed by angry badgers, Anyone who ever loved you was wrong, bucket of ass chum, Poopy Headed ball working asshole, JERK OFF !!, Soup Sandwich, if you Mom would have known you were going to turn out like this, she’d have prayed for a miscarriage, Diaper-Sniper, you’re such a pussy, when you get a haircut they charge you for a bikini wax, suck a big diseased gorilla dick and open those ass cheeks for the bull elephant that has been eyeing your lying ass, Poster-child for post birth abortion, Testicle face, This twat waffle is dumber than a bucket of goat piss, I pray thou shalt be pursued into the mountains by sex-mad baboons, O thou creature of the pit!, If you are married, The only thing your wife wants for Christmas is a folded flag, Dick Swallowing Jerk Wad Spooge Sampling cum gobbling parasitic infection bunghole tonguer, Klootviool, Dude–even your balls are made of pussy, should be ass raped and tea-bagged, at the same time, by a Rabid Rhinoceros, you were the kid that had to sit alone at lunchtime, you’re the afterbirth that slithered out from your mother’s filth, you have always been picked last, you are a puck shot, catcher’s mitt double dribble field goal miss, you are the trash bag after a barracks/frat house party, the Stanley Cup could be your Mom’s dildo, I wish you were an EOD training power point presentation. Not the cool, highly trained bad ass EOD guys, the recipient, He’s more fucked up than a spotted Zebra, shirt-lifter, This guy stepped on his dick so hard it made mine hurt, when your Mom was pregnant with you, the dry cleaner used to charge her double for extra coat hangers. She had bad aim, If this wasn’t so sad, it would be as funny as watching a monkey try to fuck a football, I’m surprised he didn’t award himself a Purple Heart for stepping on his dick., Anus tonguing shit slurping fuckwitted hemorrhoid munching dick lips wanktoaster, pud-knuckling pus-nuts, farting dive bubble cock gobbling Pigfucker, lientery steatorrhea, sperm burping dickchops, Sloshing bucket of Hippo Diarrhea, short strand DNA ‘tard, a bathroom selfie loser, fake “death stare” makes you look like a semen sucking cum vampire on his way to a flying J truck stop hobo ball sac buffet, Cuntosaurus Rex, Bulbous Bleeding Batrachivorous Butthole Burrito, enjoys being attacked by and being sunk by meat torpedoes,
      if this guy even *had* a woman, or any balls, he’d keep them in her purse anyway, failed fido fluffer in doggo pron, even using an entire jar of top quality, organic, gourmet, peanut butterIf you started fucking off today and kept fucking off until the sun burns out you still wouldn’t fuck off far enough to fuck off, Fuck you Fucksicle, You’re so fucked up that his imaginary friend took a Restraining Order out against him, This pissant is such a genius of monumental proportions he can skullfuck his own asshole, You man meat munching, spunk bubble blowing butt sponge, You are a disease, worse than a crotch tick, you puerile, one-handed, slack-jawed, drooling, meatslapper, Boy, you couldn’t lead a fresh turd down the bowl, Thinks that he is in the “dark” secret ops, not realizing that he has his head up his ass, You were born stupid and had a prolapse, In need of an appointment with a brass-knuckles Amateur Dentist, exposure to diseased posers is also known as “the Result of Cyclospora” with * “Symptoms of cyclospora include diarrhea and frequent, sometimes explosive bowel movements, according to the CDC.” I say, I say, That boy’s about as sharp as a sack o’ wet mice, Dear fucking 8 pound 6 ounce baby Jesus on a cement tricycle, banjo eyed, insignificant and inconsequentially ignorant imbecilic idiot, single strand DNA refugee from a blow job, not worthy to lick taint lint off my cats backside, Unable to prevail against his one brained celled activity taking him over, so he types, talks, acts as if a retarded ghost possessed him. dickwad that can’t make a good seal on Tupperware, Buttcrackiula, tit, Oh, fuck you sideways with a roll of horse liniment coated concertina wire…you sorry, miserable, posing, shit eating goat fucker, You look like the product of an orgy at a family reunion, got-damn cum drop, You’re funnier than a sock full of frogs and tougher than a jar of marshmallow crème, Sharmouta, hey douche bag, I bet your ass is jealous of the shit that comes out of your mouth, sniveling, codpiece licking toilet seat sniffer, as worthless as a Toyota airbag, lying bucket of Chihuahua shit, taintpimple, Pillow bitin pickle smoocher, meat-gazing walrus fart hamster queef that should have stayed a tittyfuck cumstain in the back seat of an AMC Pacer, Bowl of ass soup, Festering fuckwart on a sewer rat’s ass, I heard you volunteered to go to the Middle East to take on terrorists…dressed as a goat, I believe you to be one of the few, proud pieces of shit that flies won’t fuck on, You’re not the dumbest person on the planet, but you sure better hope he doesn’t die, needle dick bug fucker, wad of fungus on a pile of roach turd, Drongo, Satan even said about you, “Boy is this guy a DICK!, Sparklepony, Toilet weasel, pigshit fungus, grubby little dick-beater, You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john, Connoisseur ,worthless, Vice Admiral of the Narrow Seas, Blows winos behind bus stops for a nickel and gives change, jejeongsin-iya?, whore-hopping fecal wart, Soppspiste Pitbulkukkforhud, stench-ridden, Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; you only gargled, shiftless, monkey-buggerer, petrified shit biscuit, More worthless than rubber lips on a woodpecker or tits on a boar hog, ignoble itching buttcrack, You’re the reason God created Irritable Bowel Syndrome, moldy bowl of ratshit, would wear Richard Simmons’ used jockstrap as a facemask, lickspittle, useless bag of monkey fuck, dickbutt, rectum circling colon goblin, Asshole casserole, Vafanculo, Nut hugger, People like you are the reason God doesn’t talk to us anymore, salad tosser, gonorrheatic urethral cliff diver, smeerlap, fud, rancid floor buffer wax spreader, both of your Grandmothers should have had an abortion, just in case, I’ve seen bigger wieners on a cocktail plate!, You look like something I’d draw with my left hand, Mayor Grundle Butter of Scrotumburg and Anusville, waste of oxygen, Grandstanding cunt, prickwrinkler, Holy cupcake munching monkeys, clitwart, cuntscab, Fuck you, you nutless chickenfuck cocksucking rat-bastard piece of roach shit! Eat a whole fucking ConEx full of dicks!, anal sphincter canyon yodeling phallic squeezer, numbnuts, malodorous odiferous felonious fido fucker, snowball, Coprophagous fop, Gonorrhea breath, swizzle tits, giggling beerflecked canker blossom,

      • ChipNASA says:

        how did you survive infancy, rectal rapee, Dude looks like he smells like hot dog water, GonnoSyphaHerpaClapAIDS Patient Zero monkey buggerer, ball-tickling & ball gargling bullshiat artist, R2-Dildo, You suck dick for beer money and you don’t even drink beer, secret squirrel masturbation specialist, hand in your badge, Adolf, you fart repeatedly just to make yourself smell better, spunk-trumpet, Bakrauf, face down ass up weak kneed pillow biter, maybe this hero could strap a suicide vest to himself, go out in the open desert and make people confetti out of himself, Wait, of all the lucky sperms that came outta your daddy, you’re the one that WON??, He’s so much of a dickhead he takes Viagra thru a nasal spray, and he’s still limp, How I the fuck do assholes like this sleep at night? With one hand on their tiny dick and the other thumb in their ass, Holy shit, maybe a “buggerer of little boys”, rottencrotched, rump wrangling, colostomy bag curator, A butter knife amongst razor blades, Rusty Trombone Virtuoso, he is the kinda guy who likes meeting up with two strange men so they can sword fight in his mouth, he’s the kind of guy you’d find hanging out around highway rest areas because he’s frequenting the public bathrooms trying to gargle marbles for change, culo de chongo, booger eating fuckbucket, Lemon Party-lusting, Pissflap, fucknuckles, is about as real as a Civil War Issue polyester blanket, Menstrual quimsquirt, you’re as useful as Anne Frank’s Drum Set, overzealous polyp burglar, poser quim squirt, bed wetting, follows in Victorious Felder’s bovine excrement -filled boots, I wanna get a running start and drop kick him right in the ‘ol yogurt gun, Fustilarian, Knobgobble, prancing pony penis puffer, Likes to turn his mouth into a day care center with guys baby gravy behind the local truck stop, I hope his rectum is popped so hard, he will achieve liftoff on Mr. Tiny’s launch pad, less popular than a Cheese and Veggie Omelet MRE, You are so full of shit, your ears stink, I hope your wife brings a date to your funeral, butt-pirate, as popular as an SBD fart in church on a packed house Sunday, you should get dorked in the squeakhole with the Barbed Cock of Satan, toadstool slime-inhaling dick-drizzling sludge, putrid barrel of fermenting manatee prostatic fluid, prodigious jenkem huffer, You’re a dirty coffee mug on a Monday morning filled to the brim with steaming frothy panther piss, Asparagus-dick, as fucked up as an opossum eating shit out of a hairbrush, Champion Jailhouse Baloney Pony Rider, You’re dumber than snake mittens, Wooden dildo, assplow, Piss Whistle, moron, Poodle Raper, cunt fart, Prevaricating orally diarrhetic sphincter mouth, lintlicker, Wino sphincter/ballsack coinesseur, Cock Bagel and Dick Doughnut, Stronzo, Pie-Faced Crotch Pheasant, Road apple, Mule muffins, Buffalo bagels, Beaver biscuits, pony pucks & Pigeon pellets (Shout out to M*A*S*H Col. Potter) (Not Colonel Potter but if he’d have thought about it, he’d have said it. ) one giant pile of Moose marbles, Straight Up Stupid Motherfucker, manpleaser, this buttmunch needs to eat out the rotten asshole of a road-killed skunk, baby unit, one eyed snake charmer, People like this make me wanna hatefuck a dumpster, on fire and then give sloppy seconds to a menstruating porcupine , Shit-Slot Cosmonaut, Proper Daft Cunt, you thought you had a hair on your dick until it peed, zombies would take one look at you and walk the other direction, Do you know who has more friends and is more popular than you? The Shit Pool at Kandahar Airfield Afghanistan, he has less brains than a bony eared assfish if he thought he would continue to get away with his bullshit, Fair suck of the sav, is so unimaginably and extraordinarily vapid and mindlessly stupid that he could get lost in an elevator, Meretricious, you’ll never be the man your mother is, Odious Twonk, he is just a rock with lips rocking the dick head look, likes to suck the turds out of rabid dogs bungholes, He looks like the kind of guy that really needs to take a bath…with a toaster. baby cave, analconda, Grade A chode yodeler, tittilating scrotalator pole smoker, Vaginal Sand Fairy, Drollenpijper, wide open mouth pivot man in a circle jerk, feral abacus, leg humper, You look like you were conceived through anal, meadow muffin, ax wound drippings, you’re such a loser, when you spank your little wee-wee, your hand falls asleep, horse squeeze Ball Cheese, you were born after your Dad cream-pied her asshole then finger fucked her vagina, your “heroic “ career is less believable than UFOs, Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster, you are the poster child for ED, when I want to terrorize my children, I tell YOU are under their bed, when I saw this sperm receptacle, soggy biscuit eater, my eyes rolled so hard I saw my own brain stem, I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid, Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid, you emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid, nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know, Schlumpadinka, wazzock, Tampon Tunnel, used toilet paper-sniffing Turbo knob vacuum of a meat gazer, terminal crotch infection, asshat, roach turd-munching shit-for-brains, a black hole would spit you out, the founding fathers said all men are created equal….except for you, you make scientists contemplate the possibility that there’s a negative IQ number, if you an 2 other guys ran a race together, you’d come in fourth, dick pickle, gòrach pìos de cac, It looks like he smeared super glue on his lip and chin and went down on Whoopi Goldberg’s cootchie, You make PTSD/TBI look like a state fair, a 3 ring circus and Disneyland all rolled into one, likes to gargle with a mouthful of unborn crib midgets, He can shit and fall in it as far as I am concerned(This one is for the Ladies and Medical Staff) this prancing fairy is about as popular as a failed Episiotomy with a 4th degree perineal tear, wanker, herpes-ridden dung beetle target, feejackapeesack, first volunteer for being part of a jailhouse human centipede, bunghole warrior, cockwomble, bread loaf end slice, should eat a nice steaming pile of monkey shit you ass clown, looks like hammered dog shit, Your mother may have told you that you could be anything you wanted, but a douchebag wasn’t what she meant, If Mr. Rogers were alive, he’d piss on your grave, helmet wearing short bus riding window licker, Head paddler in the douche canoe, Uncle Fucker, more ate up than a chocolate dildo in a crowded gay bar, shitbag, dipstickus giganticus, Humpty Dumpty cleanup man after the fleet visits Naples, Herp-Burger, poofter, intergalactic cunt muffin, knob gobbling, fimicolous galactic Jackoff, Deputy executive assistant jizz mopper in training, chronic hemorrhoid, stugatz, inbred, toe-jam from an infected Filipino hooker that specializes in foot jobs, tortured turnip turd, Sea Donkey, festering pool of anal leakage, your penis lives in eternal darkness, I’d hate to see your toilet, retardus maximus, Microcephalic Toad Licker, can go suck a fat baby’s dick, steaming rat-felching bucket of moldy monkey fuck, Bellicose ball gnashing raper of babies with rabies, Pecker-puffing pickle licker, catcher not pitcher, bawbag, about as useful as a white crayon, Arschloch, impotent koekeloeren, slaptard, couldn’t even be trained in my AFSC in the USAF to suck farts out of C-5 seat cushions, mumpsimus, reverse dirty sanchez lover, scunner, kutomba wewe, Cryptosporidium-ridden tire tosser, fudgepacker, turbo douche & enema nozzle, mental midget, likes to molest small farm animals, dead and alive, is a hemorrhoid, 100 retarded monkeys could jerk off in a stagnant swamp and generate a better life form than you, You are about as useful as a knitted condom, if I had the taste of you in my mouth, I’d lick the taint of a dead rotting water buffalo in the Vietnamese jungle just to get the taste out, just to fix your shit, you could make a Jew deny the Holocaust, consuming connoisseur of the chocolate starfish, Cocksucking Catfish, anal & vaginal prolapse, giant anal Q-Tip,

        • ChipNASA says:

          this freak fancies himself performing fellatio on a variety of pinnapeds, He went all vaginal. You *never* go all vaginal, fucked himself faster than a horny chihuahua by lying about his Military Service, you are the reason Jesus can’t play peek-a-boo, he has holes in his hands, you are a 0 EPR/OPR, you are worse than a Dishonorable Discharge….from your Mom’s vagina, Massive, back alley, bucket of schlong fuck juice, cockalorum cum-guzzling gutter slut, Dalton Coldiron’s bunny-butt buddy atomic sphincter goblin, If you stuck your brain up a gnat’s ass, it would look like a BB in a boxcar, Jackanape, Fuck Tart, Sitzpinkler, lispian, pussytits, Milksop, you’re such an embarrassment to your family and your father is so ashamed of you, he’d refuse a free blowjob out of fear of further spilling his seed, Forrest Gump points and laughs at you, you suck so bad, AIDS and Cancer have nightmares about you, your shit is about as funny as Anne Frank, Helen Keller and Terri Schiavo having an orgy in the showers at Auschwitz, you suck so bad, puppies, kittens and babies hate you, you are so loathsome, looks like the kind of guy who lets his wife gets her shit pushed in by Mr. Ouch while he watches, Gandhi would ass rape you for giggles, you are about as welcome as a yeast infection, hemorrhoids, gonorrhea, syphilis, chlamydia, genital wards and herpes, you’re one of the reasons Trump is President, you make God want a do-over, You vacuous, toffee-nosed malodorous pervert, pillock, puss soaked jackwagon, waste of trace elements and water, Jizztissue, knob breath dick biscuit, Pettifogger, Bunghole Baby,Rear Admiral of the Butt Piracy, donkey raping shit-eater, twatface, pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo it, may he lay a lip lock on the snotty end of a moose cock,butt munch, deep sea crotch lobster, man of the night in a large animal bordello, I bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck your own mother in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give her a reach-around (Thanks R. Lee Ermey, R.I.P.), NOT a SEAL, NEVER awarded the US Navy Cross, was never even awarded the NDSM, ended up leaving the National Guard as a lowly PVT E1, and yet, dares to insult those that have earned higher rank than that, (practically *everybody*), is a straight out felonious criminal, (and not a smooth one, thank you very much Michael Jackson, WAS NEVER a member of the USMC, let alone a Scout Sniper, WAS NEVER part of the Military Intelligence Community, had about 8 years of service (not exactly honorable, yeah, you went and PISSED ALL OVER YOUR MILITARY SERVICE, you are worse than the Devil’s Hemorrhoids, TOTALLY a retarded, soul patch ball dusting, burn pit of worthlessness, you know the old saying “don’t throw the baby out with the bath water?” You would be the exception, he can go fuck a hill of dildos, you’re so fugly, you could make the Sun go down and not want to come up again, you make people that know you, want ass cancer, you make Hillary Clinton’s vagina look attractive, should be blowing everyone in cell block D and taking it up the ass, simultaneously from everyone in cell block C, You fucking LAND WALRUS, shit snorting stain on Hillary Clinton’s yeast infected kootchie covers, you’re lucky we don’t dress you up in drag, drop your ass off somewhere in the Middle East and let an entire battalion of ISIS soldiers and supporters butt rape you until you’re turned inside out, remember that story in the news a while back about a guy that was arrested for fucking his girlfriend’s dog that had been dead for a few days, in front of a daycare center? Yeah, you’re worse than that guy, you make child rape and crib death seem funny, you are such a fuckgasim, you’d leave Don Rickles speechless, you could make Goodwill, the Salvation Army and the Red Cross give you the finger, You make your own Mother cry on Mother’s Day, you’re the reason proctologists are a thing, seeing you frolicking around in all your finery makes me understand why Abba wrote the song Dancing Queen, I’d rather watch AFRTS than see this guy’s shit on the Internet, if you were a planet, you’d be Uranus, YOU are the reason monkeys throw poop, you stupid toilet mint licker, Hitler wishes he had you as a mentor because now he feels like a failure,
          Ball Basting Boy Wondor, What an oily little meatgazer, planetary level atomic flaming douchebag, Santorium, lying shitbag wanna-be fucknozzle cleaner, Impacted breaching turtle head, Rumpleforeskin, fuckstain skidmark on the underwear of life, anal bum cover (LOL SNL Jeopardy), taint cookie, Mr. Men’s Room Wide Stance toe tapping glory hole hero, Fartleberry, Some NCO Should have beat you within an inch of your life, insult to humanity, I hope his ego hits the floor like a turd from a tall cows ass, shit-filled meatsack, masturbates to videos of Jar-Jar Binks, pisses off more people than the clackers on an abacus, prepare your anus, karma is going in dry, You are a moron. A window pane licking, urinal cake eating, lying moron, YOU’RE THE REASON ALIENS COME TO EARTH IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND STICK THINGS UP OUR ASSES BECAUSE EVEN ADVANCED CIVILIZATIONS CAN’T FIGURE YOUR SHIT OUT, walking shart shooter, minge, moldy dingleberry on a roadkill swamp rat’s ass, test subject for Preparations A thru G, Remedy critch, Gnard gargling queefsquirt, I heard you were created via frozen embryo, you must have thawed, obstreperous shit-whistle,what’s gross, a truckload of dead babies, what’s grosser than gross, a truckload of dead babies with a live one in the middle trying to eat its way out, what is more disgusting than that? You, stupid enough to try to sandpaper to a wildcat’s ass in a phone booth, Handgallop, twatscicle, Obamawad, tool, bint, sleezebag, weaksauce, Gobshite, fuck hole, Pillsbury Dough Bitch, Should NOT be around WOMEN OR CHILDREN, touches himself inappropriately, Turd-Burglar, rimjobber, turd lizard of a roadkill opossum-humper, cum-dumpster, Inbred buck-toothed slimy toadstool on a Swamp Donkey turd, Useless mangy crotch-dropping, needle dick buttfucker, Putz, rectal inspector, this swollen, sweltering manhole should be infected with herpegonasyphilaids, ferger, Sheep tits, gonad, queefer, chicken shit, choad, Puppy fucker, dopus, Blue Falcon and Blue Waffle, Fuck Apple with mold, twizzletits, tallywacker, Bozack, Fiction-flinging Richard Gere’s Ass Gerbil Felcher, dingleberry circling ass buzzard, bitch, Saprophyte, ATM, pap smear, bukakke glazed shitmitten, Dandy prat, Tazmanian Dorkwad rat fucking, shit-sucking warthog’s asshole, gimp, bescumber, coccydynia, you lying sack of mosquito, Siberian bag of cum-stained hadji sheep shit”, mangina micropeen, Fuckrag, Syphilitic Turd Burglar, possibly likes to pick his teeth with his OWN used catheters, Hircismus, cheat, You couldn’t make a point if someone gave you a pencil sharpener, should be pounded in the poop hole with a turret of a M1 Abrams, and then fired a WP round therein, pope-fondling, turbo apeshit crazy, Cacafuego, Cock-juggling *Pussy* thundercunt, And a new addition thanks to Sarge I hereby introduce you to the ALPHABET ASSAULT:
          Annoying asinine asshole assistant to APL; bulimic ballsack biting butt buddy at Brucie’s Bathhouse (entrance in the rear); chronic cocksucking clymidiacic chickenfucking cretin; dumbass dumbshit dickguzzling dimwitted douchebag; erratic earwax eating enema expert; fowl felching monkeyfucking ferret fluffing Uncle Fester look-alike; gregarious gangrene carrying Grinch; hypocrtical hippo humping hackeysack full of horse shit; idiotic inbred imbecile with a low IQ and impotence issues; jumping jackass with jockey shorts full of jellyfish jism; kooky kommunistic klown kitty fucking knave; lying loathsome limpdick lillylivered lazyass llama blowing loser; manmeat mooching meatslapping moosecock muncher; no good ninja nippled needlenutted nobody; obsolete overfucked octopus orgy observer; penis pumping pee filled poster child for proper prophelactic usage; queasy queef quaffing quantum horsesqueeze; ratt fucking rump ranger who plays the rusty trombone; Shit surping semen burping dick sucking sorry sonavabitch with syphilis; taint ticking test subject for tits on men at Tiny’s Truck Stop; unclefucking ugly ass unborn umbilical discharge; valor Vulture and volunteer for vile vaginal discharge vacuum duty,
          wanks to blue waffle porn while waiting for winos to blow at the aforemention truck stop; useful as an upset ugly unicorn uterus; yodleing yellowbellied yak yanker; zipper gazing zealot with zits on his zero inch dick. Fuck off, eat shit, die in a fire.
          If any of this offends you, I’m sorry. If something here *doesn’t* offend you, I’m not trying hard enough!
          We now include the NEW & IMPROVED
          /FREE with every deployment of an equal or greater value
          The Hemisphere of Insults®™

          FUCK YOU, ASS HAMSTER!!!
          Can I get an AMEN?! (Or your choice of exclamation/interjection.)
          Here endeth the lesson.

          Oh and one time Blake Morgan said: “ I swear I was hearing “O Beautiful for spacious skies… For amber waves of grain” playing as I was reading this…. “

          So without further ado, here is a link to the New York Orchestra performing America the Beautiful, at Carnegie Hall, for your listening pleasure, if you want a musical accompaniment to the The Hemisphere of Insults®™

          • 5th/77th FA says:

            AMEN!!!!!!! ON TARGET!!!! BDA 100%

            More POSER Bling scattered all over hell and 1/2 of Fluraduh.

            One thing for sure, when his wife dumps his lying embellishing a$$ her honey pot will not have been stretched out by his Plenty Tiny Skinny D*ck

          • Ex-PH2 says:

            Amen! Amen! A-a-men, Amen! Amen!

            Excellent presentation, Maestro!

          • SFC D says:

            Amen, and halle-fuckin-luah, brethren and sistren! May this poser asshat be stricken down by the spirit of St. John Moses Browning! Let us pray!

          • Anthony Barnhill says:

            Ever who wrye that rant I love you

          • HMCS(FMF) ret says:

            Can I get BABY from the congregation??


          • DLG999 says:

            Yooooooooo! That was masterfully malicious, POOR DUMBASS, He never thought in a million lifetimes that he would receive this type of infamy for his words.

        • Doc Deano says:

          He looks like a miscarriage from a butt fuck. What’s up with the dudes fucking peanut / grape head. It looks like a turd turtleing out of an asshole.

      • FC2(SW) Ron says:

        BEHOLD! ChipNASA!

  15. ninja says:

    This is what Gordon Stewart Lang’s PinHead reminds me:

  16. 26Limabeans says:

    “I don’t talk about what I did because of PTSD”

    But you sure talk a lot about what you didn’t do
    because you are a lying sack-O-shit.

  17. Sapper3307 says:

    Expert with grenade is no joke.

  18. USMCMSgt (Ret) says:

    “I also won the Navy Cross as a Marine from President” he wrote.

    Um. No you didn’t Gordon Stewart Lang.


    • Hack Stone says:

      How do you win a Navy Cross? Do you have to knock over three milk bottles on the boardwalk? Maybe he nailed it during the swimsuit and talent portions of the Navy Cross Pageant? It’s just sad that next year he will have to give up the Navy Cross Crown to next year’s winner.

      • 5th/77th FA says:

        C’mon now Hack Stone. He had to win the Navy Cross Pageant. His camel toe assured winning the swimsuit competition. No way in hell a “BITCH” like him could win Miss Congeniality.

        • Jay says:

          We All know that They are Earned under conditions that is how servicemembers receive the medals and/or decorations
          Not to win or be won. its Not a race.

          Somewhere he will walk thru the wrong door.An hear the clink.

  19. Club Manager, USA ret. says:

    Listing Military Intelligence MOS 0231 under professional skills on his Facebook should have been the red flag. Marine. Military Intelligence. No way.

  20. Pierre says:

    His lack of correct grammar kind of gives everything away in and of itself if you ask me…

  21. IDC SARC says:

    2d Bn FORECON…lol…yeah that’s legit

  22. Terry Sheehan says:

    There’s a lot of bad-assery happenin’ with this guy.

  23. Hack Stone says:

    This guy… This guy is All Points Logistics material. (Said in the voice of Frank Castanza).

  24. Daisy Cutter says:

    POTUS: “I don’t want to see you get a big head over this.”

    LANG: “I won’t.”

  25. GDContractor says:

    “Couldn’t get SF status as a Marine.”

    “Won the Navy Cross….”

    Mrs. Lang didn’t do any research. Some family law attorney is happy.

    • Friend says:

      The wife STANDS BY HER MAN..sent admin PMs from her and former friends he blocked…

      • Daisy Cutter says:

        You’ll have bad times
        And he’ll have good times,
        Doin’ things that you don’t understand
        But if you love him you’ll forgive him,
        Even though he’s hard to understand
        And if you love him oh be proud of him,
        ‘Cause after all he’s just a man
        Stand by your man,

          • ChipNASA says:

            I *LOVE* the part when the guy is crying in his beer.

            I always laugh at that.

            Blues Bros is probably the movie I’ve seen the most. Saw it in the theater with my Dad when it came out, 1980, and I’ve seen it like a couple of times a year ever since and my kids love it (Yes I’m a BAD Dad)


            • Hack Stone says:

              Stay the hell away from Blues Brothers 2000. It is a dead heat between this and Caddyshack 2 as worst sequel ever.

        • marinedad61 says:

          It’s so tempting to post the Blues Brothers version
          at Bob’s Country Bunker!

          (Beer bottles breaking on the chicken wire.)

          Rawhide! (whip)

  26. Ray (proud, but humble former Navy Journalist) says:

    Someone I meet- “I was a Navy SEAL.”

    Me (in my head)- “I don’t think so.”

    Also, does anyone really say “you’re welcome” to someone who thanks them for their service?

    • Animal says:

      I have. Because it’s awkward and I really don’t know what to say. You’re welcome seems to end the conversation and not open the door for further discussion. But, that’s me.

    • JBUSMC says:

      I was thanked once. I told them to phuck off.. It was a friend though. Not a stranger.

      • borderbill says:

        “It wasn’t always a pleasure, but it was always a privilege.” Sounds kinda pompous, but I dokno whut else to say.

  27. Great Scott, another phony Seal claim for a Friday.

  28. A Proud Infidel®™️ says:


    • 5th/77th FA says:

      Since Mick ain’t showed up yet, I’ll just leave this here.



    • Berliner says:

      Obviously. Previously someone said Gordon “Steve” Lang liked to recon foreskin. I bet his favorite hide for sniping was the truck stop Porta-Potty.

      It takes a special person like him to rocket up to and maintain the coveted E-1 grade in 4 years.

  29. I never was a Navy Seal because I couldn’t swim very well and didn’t like to do push ups, but I could walk a mile in about a hour or two, I was however a good janitor I could sweep and swab the deck clean the head.they don’t give you fancy Navy Medals for doing everyday duty, only great thing I had was the bar girls in Subic Bay Philippines.

  30. Daisy Cutter says:

    Gordon Stuart only had three months of active duty, but he maximized the hell out of it getting every qual a man can think of.

  31. Ex-PH2 says:

    Gee whiz, he must have really struggled to make it to E-1! Must have been like climbing Mt. Everest without crampons or a pickaxe, or a guide with ropes!

    I’m a little jealous that he rose through the ranks so fast that it only took him 3 months to get to E-1. Terribly jealous. It took me 2 1/2 LONG, LONG YEARS!! to make it to E-5! It was so horrendously slow to get there, I thought I’d never make it at all.

    I feel so – well, teensy-weensy compared to him. I thought I was a contender. Where did I fail???

  32. RGR 4-78 says:

    If I were named Scott, I would be very careful around this “Scott Sniffer”.

    Elko, Nevada breathes a sigh of relief today.

    • marinedad61 says:

      Nope. To the contrary,
      The circle of Elko POW*MIA has plenty to sweat about
      on this Labor Day holiday weekend.

      And it’s not from the patriotic labor.
      Nor the pots of chili.
      The Booque of Faque continues to be their Tail Hook gauntlet,
      especially for anyone who’s been clicking
      “Like” or “Love” on anything put out by the
      Elko POW*MIA Awareness Association.

  33. JTB says:

    I think he did tour in South America and was captured and somehow survived a head shrinking….

  34. E6H says:

    Things like Lang are here to make us Vets laugh. You’ll have wannabes in every occupation. Since exposed, can you foresee the shame he now has and will have forever. Karma. Why all the talk about the NDSM? Hell, they gave us all one for graduating boot camp MCRD Bravo Co. 1014 1990. We all got one. Semper Fi brothers!

  35. CARSON Culiton says:

    I have ran into so many snipers after American Sniper I wonder who fed us, drove the trucks and paid us.
    I’ve read that the number line pick up line in bars is “I was a Navy SEAL.”.
    Rule one ladies: If “I was a SEAL, FORCE RECON, RANGER, GREEN BERET BTW is a fucking hat. If it takes less than 6 questions to find out this person was actually an operator you are having smoke blown up your anal orifice.
    It is really no ones business.
    I didn’t tell my wife what I did in the military until we were married for a year. I never would have. She is a nurse and knew that i had, what folks now call issues. She called them problems. She fought VA until I was rewarded 100% SC. For that i will always be grateful. BTW I am a nobody P.I.G. My mother doesn’t think I’m special. And I do not claim to be.
    My reply to Thank you for your service has always been It was my privilege. Which I believe it was.
    I want to feel bad for this Lang joker, but I just can’t.
    He asked for everything he is getting.
    One day he will make this claim to the wrong person and not from the safety of a keyboard. At that moment his life will change for the worse.

  36. Brian Williams says:

    As a retired cannon cocker myself, this guy deserves to have a fire mission, shell HE, fuze PD, direct fire, fire for effect

  37. HMCS(FMF) ret says:

    Gordon”Steve” Lang fellitates pinnapeds…

    • HMCS(FMF) ret says:

      Gordon ”Steve” Lang cocks meat cannons at Brucies Bath House (Entrance in the Rear).

    • A Proud Infidel®™️ says:

      I heard rumor that Gordon “Steve” Lang blows winos behind bus stops for spare change.

  38. JJSpace says:

    Sucks to be air force… We’re out here getting roasted by fake Navy guys too now.


    He looks like Zippy the Pinhead!

  40. Jeffrey Nelson says:

    This Guy is a F’ing Disgrace! I would like to see a Real Seal Kick His Ass Numerous Times! A PATHETIC LOSER!

  41. MMCM(SW) says:

    “Thank you for your service.”

    “It was either jail or join…”

    “I’m getting tired of seeing you (3rd time in 6 weeks)

    “I joined the Navy.”

    “Best thing you could do…boy”

  42. marinedad61 says:

    As of 7:30pm EST Friday evening, August 30,
    Mrs. Lang’s Facebook page is now….. Faceless.

    ALL photos and posts of Phony Navy SEAL Steve Lang
    (and Mrs. Lang, too)
    have been REMOVED & DELETED.

    His page, and her business page, both went poof.

    No further preaching from me. It’s a holiday weekend.

    • Daisy Cutter says:

      They bailed water as much as they could but in the end, they scuttled the Facebook ship.

      The Stolen Valor torpedo of truth proved to be too much.

      • marinedad61 says:

        Mrs. Lang’s personal page is still up,
        but it’s been whitewashed of Mr. Lang.

        It went from love, love, love to persona-non-grata.

        I take that as new domestic turmoil,
        caused by a Phony Navy SEAL.

        • Daisy Cutter says:

          You keep lyin’ when you oughta be truthin’
          You keep losing when you oughta not bet
          You keep samin’ when you oughta be a’changin’
          What’s right is right but you ain’t been right yet
          These boots are made for walking, and that’s just what they’ll do
          One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you

  43. Steve Balm says:

    Steve Lang posted over on MP comments section:


    • 5th/77th FA says:

      Cry me a river. “…I lied because everyone else did.”

      Deal with it Bitch! Millions served in various positions Active and National Guard and felt no need to lie. If it is any consolation, you are not the only POS that lied about your (lack of) service. Least you admitted it, so there is that.

    • Green Thumb says:

      Surprised his wife is still with him.

      What a loser.

      • Green Thumb says:

        I feel sorry for the new wife.

        She must be holding her head in shame after getting conned by this loser.

        His story up above is bullshit. All about someone else to include his friends checking him because he DOES NOT lie.

        Well, maybe he needs some new friends because lie he did.

        What a loser.

        Wife: Get out while you can….

    • Friend says:

      Lang is still a POS…

  44. I was a Gunner during the bush war (1961 – 1989) in South West Africa (Namibia) and Angola. Today I mount medals for veterans to preserve the only tangible heritage that most of us have left relating to those years. When I work with veterans medals, I get goosebumps many times because every medal tells a story.In South Africa we have exactly the same kind of “people” who claim to be ex members of our special forces ie. the Recces, the Parabats or 32 battalion. I speak under correction, but during the war less than 1000 guys qualified to be called operators or “Recces”. Personally I know about 16000 of them 🙂 I am so pleased to see the ends to which you guys go to lift the wannabees out. For interest, you can have a look at Wikipedia’s site “South African Special Forces”. I believe that true vets are part of a brotherhood that wannabees desperately want to part of, but usually these guys did as little as possible for the cause when they were in the forces.