Fecal Four of 2013 Stolen Valor Tournament
Starts on Monday. Hoping for some Sniper photoshops, and all new (more explanatory) bios.
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Yes!
Wow that Tesla/Crochrot was close
Monkress v Ladner for the Chumpianship? My money is on Monkress for the W.
i cant believe tesla beat out crotch rot, he seemed a local favorite to many. personally, i voted against him, i dont see trying to be a hero to a sick kid to be near as bad as many others, but i also seem to be the minority opinion on that.
i think “the legman” looks like a pretty safe bet, Giduck has always been the toughest competition against him and they meet next week. while i must applaud Gidduck’s efforts to increase his standing by sueing actual SOF community members, i still dont see it measuring up to getting your wife hit by a train and losing her leg.
@1 Just for all of you…..
http://i.imgur.com/GceTO7I.jpg
Smitty, I think that the fact she STILL pimps out her story might have given her fat ass the push–or spank–over the edge she needed.
But take heart, gents, because Crotchrot is still a shit-sucking scumbag of the highest order. He just happened to go up against a slightly bigger one.
Monkress over the Punk. GT will be SO disappointed.
Too bad Monkeyass and Titsla face off so soon. Im thinking whoever takes this will walk over the Legman and Shovelnutz
punk doesnt have the dedication to this tourney that monkey ass and Co have. i do think that monkey ass should be listed as monkey as and Co. instead of just by himself. everyone voting for him is really voting for the antics of his underling that have kept so much attention on him. had it not been for Psaul, we would have counted monkey ass out early and he wouldnt have made it past the first round. i know the voting is supposed to be on SV, but with all the antics of the support staff, it is near impossible to be objective about monkey ass
@6.
I am sad, but it was fair.
Time to move on.
The victories are well deserved. These maggots stink so bad I can smell them through my screen.
And to think, if Ballduster was in this year’s tournament, he might not have even gotten to the Excremental Eight in this field.
Just goes to show how much these douchebags have stepped up (down?) their game.
This year’s fecal four is about as shitty as they come.
Any one of these clowns would have easily taken the crown in a different year
I think in the end the fact that Crotchrot showed contrition (whether he is sincere or not is another story)in the television expose on his jackassery is what allowed Tesla to overtake him at the end.
The “I got caught in my lies” position earns far more empathy than the one who doubles and triples down on their BS.
It all goes back to Orwell…all shitbags are equal…but some are more equal than others.
Too bad Crocheron! Maybe next year if you are still around. I think a lot voted for Tesla because she is just so damn good looking. 😀 Ballot stuffing. 😀
I demand a chance to vote more than once.
I see Giduck coming out as the overall winner. He’s sued numerous SOF warriors, one, at least, who has a Silver Star. There are many people out thousands of dollars, to tens of thousands of dollars, from their own pockets trying to defend themselves against Giduck’s lawsuits, and even though it was thrown out of court (even the Judge agreed it wasn’t worthy to go through) they’re still paying.
If that doesn’t beat all, nothing does.
Our society has indeed opted for instant gratification/style over substance. Take away the bondage angle, and IMO Spankerella doesn’t come close on substance.
We are truly “Slouching Towards Gomorrah”.
Crocheron will still go straight to hell for what he did to the kids …
Tesla is so damn good looking, as noted above, … she might go all the way now!
I propose if she does win, that she supply us with 12 seasonal naked photos of her and we can make a “Telsa Calendar” so we can enjyt looking at her throughout 2014!
Just an idea … what do you think?
I smell some voting irregularities here.
No fuggin’ way did Tesla beat Crotchrot. No fuggin’ way!
@9
Have to agree with the GT… My next favorite to end up in the sewer is Gidduck. What a dick! Oh, wait. He’s already in the sewer.
Phuc Dup bed-wetter
13
So wrong…who in their right mind would want to stuff that “ballot???” Somehow I still our female zero will be “screwed” in the end.
15
Think of all the BS his minions have thrown at us. Think of the millions of dollars the government is getting hosed of.
This is a fecal four that may not have no equal for years to come. A mile-high tidal wave couldn’t wash off the stench of this foursome of fucktopia.
17
Thinking of the ideal mother-in-law Christmas gift again????
@19.
It won’t be a sewer.
It will be a festering slit trench he dug with his shovel.
@22 – Roger that, GT.
@16 Tesla has substance, like an onion she has many layers you have to peel to discover her substance below.
Of course, once you find that substance you will need a good internist to cure you.
VOV: internist? Didn’t you mean urologist? (smile)
Is this where the Puppeteer, Philip Dale Monkress, tightens the strings on his stuffed dummy, Paul K. Wickre, and does a whole new dance?
YES!!!! Spankerella FTW! go girl go!
@11, I think you’re correct. This group is the worst bunch of posers I think I’ve ever seen. All four deserve this (and more).
Agreed that Tesla deserves the shame of the Fecal Four because she continues her deception unabashed. She’s been exposed online, she’s been exposed on the local news, she’s been shown the door at the CAP, but she continues to stick to her lies and people continue to believe her. In fact, she uses her public outing as a faker to draw up even more sympathy for herself because she characterizes TAH and the news people as cyber-bullies preying on her persona of a vulnerable, war hero veteran, PTSD-suffering, wronged divorcee with an “autistic” kid, poor self. Every aspect of her life, not just her war hero veteran status, is a giant lie designed to bring her undeserved attention, sympathy, and praise. I think that makes her a bigger shitbag that all of these guys. Plus, there’s the speculation that her desire for attention is behind all of her other “misfortunes” — she crashed and totaled two cars last year (and posted the photos of her wrecks all over Facebook and Twitter). She constantly harps about her supposedly autistic kid who, in her YouTube videos, doesn’t seem all that abnormal. She shaved her and her child’s head bald (of course complete with tons of photos all over social media) in some sort of attempt to lead people to believe she has/had cancer (when in fact, it’s clear her head was evenly clippered short, not fully bald and patchy from chemo). She makes references on her Twitter to being a battered wife and also tries to “identify” with various groups by alternatively claiming to be Christian, a “women’s minister” (whatever that is), and a Jew. She hood-winked tons of promising young people who considered her a role model, she hook-winked adults, other veterans, and even a news channel. She made up a bullshit news story and purposely sought out her local TV affiliate about a tattered flag in her apartment complex just so she could tell the news her bullshit Blackhawk-shootdown/TBI/PTSD/Purple Heart/Aviation Officer/War Hero story. She goes far, far out of her way to drum up attention for herself. And given the… Read more »
If only Spanky Tesla would use her powers for good…..
Ladner, like tesla, has clung to his lies and even produced a obviously fake DD-214. he has changed his lies and replaced the old ones with new lies when he is busted. where he takes the edge over tesla, is tesla never got her spouse hit by a train!
ive always thought giduck would be the biggest challenge for the leg man, suing members of the SOF community is pretty douche bagish. it takes a lot to compete with that, but i think leg man should have him covered. like TOS, i am a big fan of the judges opinion from that law suit.
For my next trick, i will actually resurrect Mayor Daly and get him voted back in to office.” Daly beats Rahm!”
My final vote is going to be for Ladner. I was a PJ involved with Operation Just BeCause and he just pisses me off.
I was at the JCCP and no one came in when I was there and I never heard of anyone coming in because of a grenade wound. Lie #1
There were only 23 persons that died, none of them Ladner’s Team Leader. BTW did he ever name him? Lie #2
And for the NUMBER 1 reason: Most of the PJs and CCTs involved in Operation Just BeCause were recommended for a Bronze Star, many with the “V” for valor. The USAF downgraded most of those to an Air Farce Comedy Medal (AKA Commendation) and for this lying POS to claim a Bronze Star when so many others were deserving of it yet they received an Air Farce Comedy Medal pisses me off.
I still refuse to wear my medal from Just Because. I could at least claim that I was “put-in” for one; but then I would be a POS SV and maybe be in next year’s tournament. Instead I stand proud to with the many others who were PJs and all of the real people who have served America proudly.
One last reason to vote for Ladner; is because it has already cost his wife “arm and a leg” to pay for it. OK maybe just a leg; but you get my meaning. But this award has been paid for.
Seems like each year develops a theme… Ballduster year had flamboyancy. Ronad/Soup were utterly ridiculous but I believe that turned out to be the year of the media darlings of Stutterin’ Tim Poe and Jake DiLiberto, who just kept plugging away with his lies until he won it all.
The current tournament finalists stand out from previous years based on the sheer extent they have gone through to cover their tracks by going on misguided attempts at offense. Shovelboy sued everyone and got it completely handed to him in court… Ladner and his lawyer started telling everyone how they will regret calling him a liar, and to prove it, trotted out even worse stories and potentially forged documentation… When Monkress’s demand letter/pseudo-Internet scrub failed, he may have orchestrated an all-out attack/distract campaign by enlisting the help of a guy with two pages of criminal record in order to strike a deal and make this all go away… Tesla may be the tamest of the bunch in terms of covering everything up by going on offense, but she also earned her place in this field.
Shit. My record of last year continues. (all my pick lost, including Romney).
Crotchie got screwed.
Isn’t this in the margin for an automatic recount? How about the absentee ballots?
Giduck is so much more than just suing SOF.
– Giduck trolled a dead cop’s wife at his funeral, acted as her defense attorney when she was accused, and then was screwing her in Jamaica on what her kids say was their father’s death benefits. Giduck had to flee to West Virginia as a result of this.
http://thetruthaboutsocnetlies.wordpress.com/2012/10/09/why-did-john-giduck-flee-to-west-virginia-in-1993/
– Giduck’s wife/girlfriend/hosebag/whatever holds a pretty serious security clearance and Giduck has bragged about bringing high level foreign intelligence officers over to his house. Worse yet, Giduck proudly associates with a Russian group that the Washington Times says bombed a US Embassy
http://thetruthaboutsocnetlies.wordpress.com/2012/05/19/john-giducks-ties-to-a-group-that-may-have-bombed-a-us-embassy/
– Giduck funneled money from a community corrections non-profit in Colorado (halfway house) to rebels in the Sudan and then had a “smoking gun” conversation captured by a fairly well known journalist in which Giduck provided defense advice to the rebel group…both in clear violation of international laws and US ITAR.
ITAR Violation here: http://thetruthaboutsocnetlies.wordpress.com/2012/07/26/evidence-shows-john-giduck-and-john-andy-anderson-violated-international-arms-trafficking-regulations/
Financial trail from CO community corrections state grant to Sudan here: http://thetruthaboutsocnetlies.wordpress.com/2012/03/01/john-giduck-may-have-used-colorado-tax-payer-money-to-fund-rebels-in-the-sudan/
– Giduck lied in his book, Terror At Beslan, about being in Russia during the siege. He was actually in Colorado the entire time
http://thetruthaboutsocnetlies.wordpress.com/2013/05/17/john-giduck-beslan-author-speaker-trainer-liar/
– John Giduck appears to have violated the Pennsylvania State Ethics Act by paying what can only be described as a $20,000 honorarium to then Chester PA Dive Team Leader Joseph Bail in the form of a dive boat just weeks after Joe Bail finished a consulting gig for Archangel Group, a company owned by John Giduck. Joe Bail is now the Police Commissioner of Chester, PA and, per John Giduck’s website, contracts John Giduck as training manager for the police department.
http://thetruthaboutsocnetlies.wordpress.com/2012/09/27/timeline-shows-20k-honorarium-from-john-giduck-to-joe-bail-for-consulting-services/
– John Giduck appears to have created an online alter ego that he used to astroturf his books…for years.
http://thetruthaboutsocnetlies.wordpress.com/2012/05/01/unmasked-source-of-john-giducks-beslan-walking-among-bodies-claim/
If shit bird activities are the measure, it’s hard to top Giduck.
There is sadness in Mudville tonight…the Mighty Crotch has fallen…may he rot in HELL and his name never to be spoken again…l
@36 & 37: Concur.
I Demand a recount! How could Crotch-rot lose? I personally voted for the guy like 10 times!
The punished plumper is a tough competitor….bat sh1t crazy sure, and can take a whipping (pun intended) against a slimy old dude with a stiffy for a MILF? Crochy loses points for not being creative, while the electric bondage queen is quite the little innovator apparently…
This is stolen valor mayhem of the first order! Crochy never stood a chance.
A disgraced cop, a phony biker, a phony military instructor and Medusa.
Sky is the limit.
And not one of them can grow their own radishes.
Or beets.
The “Fecal Four” should grow some Nightshade.
And then smoke it.
@38, it is well established that all our competitors are scum to the nth degree, but did giduck even get someone hit by a train? as Just BeCause PJ said, ladner’s wife already paid an arm and a leg (well maybe just a leg) for this award. Ladner deserves to be named the smelliest, vilest, most rotten piece of shit on the planet for 2013!
Also, we appear to missing a “phony marital artist” this go around.
Or does Giduck count? I mean, he did not have nun-chucks, but he had a shovel and some really low and SLOW chops and kicks.
@46: Is Giduck a “shovel artist”?
Combat Historian: I believe all of these individuals qualify as “shovel artists” – and Cheny-style “major league” ones at that. (smile)
Tesla beat Crotchrot? I should have “Chicagoed”!!
There is only one!
There is only one – Shovel Warfare!