Fecal Four of 2013 Stolen Valor Tournament

Wow, thats some close stats. Man.

@29: Lets not forget her stunning lack of judgement around the pics of her on her BDSM sites that were of her in CAP uniform.

Or the pics from FB where she’s flying on the First Lady’s plane for flight with cadets and the active duty TSgt or whoever is the cabin attendant is serving her a Coke, and Tesla claims that she’s flying “for the Presidential Service.” Uhhhh, yeah? Really? I suppose that time I flew to Cheju in an AF Herk means I was in MAC.

She claims that she had her husband arrested. The guy was an Active Duty Army Captain: if your commander saw a your spouse’s page that said you beat her and she had you arrested, don’t you think you’d be standing 2 paces from the CO’s desk explaining just what the HELL is going on? Yeah, well, I bet this poor schmoe got more than one of those conversations. “So Mrs. Smith from the FRG emailed me that she saw a thing on your wife’s Twitter that you were arrested over the weekend for spousal abuse.. what gives?” (I think that guy is thanking his lucky stars that they’re divorced)

I’d be worried for her kid. Based on the things I’ve seen, the claims she’s made, who knows what kind of whacky Munchausen-by-Proxy shit she’s pulling with this kid in the middle.

Never mind all the lies about where she was while she lived in TX. She had people in VA convinced that she’d gone off to OCS & flight school, then was deployed with an AD unit (12th Avn) to Iraq where she was shot down and injured. (she’d lived in VA before she was in TX, so she went away for a few years and came back in a different part of the state with a fantastic story….

OFF TOPIC
46 mins, 34 secs and counting. On hold to the IRS. If there is anyone here from the IRS, answer the freakin’ calls! Aggghhhh.

I knew Tesla could pull through to the final four! I knew her odious qualities would win through in the end! Now let’s see her go through to the final against Monkey!

Tesla gets matched against monkey in this round, Legman faces giduck. it will be tight, im thinking monkey V legman for the title

I love that picture from Chip…I’m still rolling

I think I cast the deciding votes. I switched my vote from Crotchrot to Spankerella on the second day. As others have noted, Crotchrot’s sins are truly loathsome, but he finally repented, came clean, and slunk away. Spankerella not only doubled down, she did God only knows what to the minds (and maybe bodies) of tender young CAP air scouts who may be the Airmen of tomorrow. That clinched it for me.

Giddy, giddy, giddy! He’s definitely the lump in the diaper. We really need to make him even more famous and finally bestow upon him the shit he deserves.

The art of Shovel-Do.

Enough said.

Oh noes! Crotchrot lost?! To Tesla!? And by that small of a margin!? Wees been robbed!!
Maybe I’ll picket his house in consolation.
“Too bad Crotchrot, you didn’t make it to the Fecal Four.
Try your Stolen Valor again next year. valorguardians.com”

Ladner has giduck topped. train wreck, enough said hahaha

We need to make a trophy and send it to the winner.

COD, of course.

Just imagine, it could sit up there with all of the other fake awards, forged documents, unearned medals and doctored pictures.

My man, Monkress, charging on for the win in dishonor he never earned in honor.