“Teh Stoopid” Really Must Be “Cheaper by the Dozen”

Well, longtime readers probably know what’s coming next.

Yeah, my little friend Birdie came back to visit me again.  And he tells me it seems a bunch of      Dumb, Royally Clueless      “Deft, Really Clever” folks – or at least one of that group – claims they’ve “found” me.  Again.

I guess this time I should be somewhat flattered.  They seem to have returned to form for now.  They appear once again to be using the DRC/DRG equivalent of a Ouija board – e.g., sitting around looking at pictures of true “high-speed/low-drag” badasses while fapping furiously, all the while trying to figure out who I am – and then somehow decide that one of the photos must be me.  Then they claim that’s who I am.

This time, according to some      Dumb and Really Grotesque       “Dandy, Really Great” folks (or at least one such “inDUHvidual”) I’m a retired Army SF officer.  I’ll spare the guy they’ve misidentified as me embarrassment he doesn’t need and not mention his name here.

Gee.  That’s a nice thought, you     bunch of clueless jerks     guys; and it really is a compliment.  The men who make SF a career are among the best our military has; they truly are the “quiet professionals”.  Being thought one of them is an honor, even when that claim turns out not to be correct.

Unfortunately, yeah – that’s wrong.  I can categorically assure you I am not a retired SF officer.  So once again, you DRC/DRG     clowns      “fine fellows” have fornicated Fido (AKA “screwed the pooch”).  Blown it.  Effed up.  However you want to put it, you got it wrong. Yet again.

For at least the twelfth freaking time.

Hell, you’ve probably actually made a baker’s dozen or more such screw-ups trying to find me by now.   Dunno for sure, but I’m relatively certain I’ve missed at least one occasion where you misidentified some guy I’ve never even met as being me.

Obligatory recap time:   this      incredibly dense bozo (or group of bozos)      fine fellow (or group of fellows) has now erroneously identified five different Navy vets as being me – including 4 ex-SEALs (first SCPO Don Shipley, then CAPT Larry Baily, then a guy I’m intentionally not naming, and lastly MCPO Hershel Davis).  I’ve also been mistakenly-identified as a retired Navy diver (late 2015; I was kinda busy at the time and didn’t write about that one).  Another time, I was accused of being a longtime commenter here at TAH.  They’ve wrongly claimed I was a a multi-star Army GO, now unfortunately deceased.  According to them, I’ve been “identified” as a retired SF SGM; I’ve also been misidentified as a serving Army officer.  The time before last they falsely claimed I was an Army vet who served during the Eisenhower Administration (and who is also a former Brooklyn Law School Professor).  And, last time, I was supposedly a guy in Indiana who writes an occasional sports column for a paper there.

Now this time, they claim I’m a retired Army SF officer.

(sigh) Geez.  Best I can tell I’ve never even met any of the folks they’ve identified as being me. And I just checked the name on my driver’s license and other ID cards, so yeah: while being a retired SF officer would be great, I’m pretty damn sure they’re wrong this time too.

Sorry, DRC/DRG – no dice. Ya blew it again. Yer still battin’ “oh-fer”.

Sheesh.  These guys really seem to be “stuck on stupid”.  Maybe they just like it there.

Or maybe Jethro Tull simply had them pegged 40+ years ago:

 

(Don’t forget to “click . . . on the pic”.  [smile])

 

Give it up, DRC/DRG.  Your antics are boring and predictable.  And while you may enjoy showing your ass to the world, do the world a favor and cover it.  It’s ugly – and offends damn near everyone.

Category: "Teh Stoopid", Dumbass Bullshit, Who knows