Another Fine Example of the DRC’s Investigative “Skills”
Well, a little birdie tells me I’ve finally been outed – in the DRC’s addled minds, of course. Reportedly they yet again think they’ve “identified Hondo”.
Apparently that group of Dumb, Royally Clueless tools thinks I am yet another ex-Navy SEAL. This time, I’m supposedly someone named “Hershel Bento Davis”.
They appear to mean MCPO Hershel Bento Davis, USN (Ret). What I’ve been able to find indicates that while serving in the Navy MCPO Davis was Command Master Chief of Underwater Demolition Team 11, Underwater Demolition Team 12, SEAL Team 5, Naval Special Warfare Group 1, and Naval Special Warfare Unit 8. He reputedly served in Vietnam. Sounds like one helluva guy.
Hmm. I think I’ve finally figured out their method. Looks to me like the DRC gathers together and sits around in their skivvies, looking at pictures of true BAMFs (and in this context that acronym does not stand for “Bold, Adventurous Males and Females”), getting seriously “excited” and fapping furiously, until one picture really catches their collective fancy. Then they apparently decide, “That must be Hondo,” and PRESTO! – another bogus identification is born.
Must be the DRC version of a Ouija board. Hey, whatever “floats their boat”.
This is at least the fifth Navy vet and 4th ex-SEAL (first SCPO Don Shipley, then CAPT Larry Baily, followed by a guy I’m intentionally not naming and now MCPO Hershel Davis) they’ve erroneously identified as me. They’ve also erroneously identified a multi-star Army GO, a retired SF SGM, another longtime commenter here at TAH, a retired Navy diver (last month – I was kinda busy and didn’t write about that one), and a serving Army officer as me.
Now, I guess I should be flattered once again by this DRC asininity. Most if not all of the group of guys the DRC has misidentified as being me certainly qualify in my book as veritable BAMFs. (All of them could well be true BAMFs, but I don’t know enough about a couple of them to say one way or another.)
That makes at least 9 people to date they’ve claimed were me – all erroneously. Yo, DRC: get your feces consolidated, will ya?
None of the DRC IDs have been correct, of course; those imbecile dipsticks don’t have a clue. I keep telling them I’m not a former Navy SEAL and never served in the Navy. Yet they keep ignoring that and misidentifying former Navy personnel as being me.
I’ve previously publicly wondered whether these fools have the common sense to urinate in the commode vice the trash can when they go to the head. I’m beginning now to believe they’re simply not smart enough to comprehend the difference between the two. Based on what I’ve seen from them I’d be surprised if they could find their own butts using both hands and a mirror – even with detailed instructions and on-site coaching.
Still, I’ll try once more to get through to these DRC bozos.
Hey, DRC. Listen up, you bunch of moronic cork-shuckers: you’re wrong yet again. As I’ve told you many times before, I’m not a former SEAL or ex-Navy. This is at least the 9th time you’ve been spectacularly wrong regarding who I am – and probably the 10th or 11th, since I’m reasonably certain I’ve missed one or two other bogus “identifications”.
All you’re doing here is showing your collective asses to the world. Please cover them – they’re ugly, and offend damn near everyone.
Just do everyone a favor and STFU. Permanently.
Category: "Teh Stoopid", Dumbass Bullshit, Who knows
Well DAMN, I thought I had the title with eight innocents accused of being me, now I’m dethroned. Daniel A. Bernath the Fred Phelps clone STILL hasn’t found me yet and neither has his sniveling slovenly sidekick *SLUUUURRP!*41 ( I’m still convinced he’s the recipient of a horribly botched lobotomy) I wonder how much longer it will be until they either become the “Property” of Bubba & Thor or they end up in a padded cell and on Thorazine? IMHO they’re a pair of lead paint chip-eating bedwetting Santorum-stained dingleberries on an inbred Swamp Donkey’s ass. If I was even a thousandth as fucked up as either of them I would sue my parents! I heard rumor that Daniel A. Bernath the Fred Phelps Clone has even filed for a Restraining Order against his imaginary invisible friend!
While “They” do know my name, they really truly have no idea just who I really am, what I really do, on a day to day basis, and who I align myself with other than one military unit that I support. Hell, they don’t even know where I live, my phone number, my e-mail address, or where I lay my head on any given night. One is a Dumb Sumbitch with a few more following, believing that he has some idea of how to form a lawsuit, (which has been shown to not be the case).
Hell, I am HONDO!
No, I AM HONDO!
I YAM HONDO
I YAM HONDOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You are not Hondo, you are Spartacus!
Oh no, wait… I am Spartacus! So does that make me Hondo too? I am so frigging confused…
I’m Batman…
Off to the Batcave Robin !!!
Where’s my Snickers bar?
Marsha, Marsha, Marsha…..
“I’m Brian, and so’s my wife!”
I AM HONDO!!!
I am HONDO!
I AM HONDO.
I am HONDO.
I am Hondo!
ME IS HONDO.
JE SUIS HONDO!!!
Ich bin Hondo der Grosse!
I am Hondo.
I yam Hondo!
I’m Hondo.
http://iv1.lisimg.com/image/4229080/720full-hondo-.jpg
Am I Hondo?
Decidedly not.
I AM HONDO
Seriously, I always thought you were John Wayne. But what do I know?
Geez, Ex-HP2, I’ve told everyone once or twice before who I am. Now – say my name. (smile)
I love this stuff!!!
I’m BATMAN!
Wait…wrong message board.
I’m IRON MAN!
Sorry, wrong board again.
I’m HONDO!
I AM IRONMAN!!!
Ozzy Osbourne and the other members of Black Sabbath beg to differ. (smile)
I AM SANTA CLAUS! (about 30 seconds in)
https://youtu.be/CRW2poUfJ34
But what if I’ve been Hondo this whole time? The truuuuuuth is out therrrrre… [x-files theme]
This fine fictional theatrical master piece is how I picture the events involving the CA Bar Court will turn out for one of the cork soakers. I’ll leave it up to you to decide who portrays Hulk and who portrays Loki.
https://youtu.be/30lGrarz3MQ
I love that scene. Funniest one in the entire movie. I still get the out-loud giggles every time I see it.
I thought this one was good:
“Even a blind man can crash into a corn field sometimes”.
Abraham Lincoln.
Words live by for the DRC.
“I’ve previously publicly wondered whether these fools have the common sense to urinate in the commode vice the trash can when they go to the head…”
Yup, these fuckers are so stupid they have to color code their skivvies: yellow in front, brown in back…and they STILL get it wrong!
They’re so stupid they sit on the TV set and watch the couch and they move their lips while doing so!!
I swear, every time I see a post about the Covenant of Crazy, I do a little happy dance! I haven’t been this excited since they stole my profile photo from my FB page and claimed I’m a Russian spy or some shit!
Fucking idiots.
Glad the article brightened yer day, lass. (smile)
I suggest we start a rumor that you really live in Hondo, TX and they should start trolling bars there looking for veterans.
I will give you two guesses how that story will end.
Have they figured out that you and I are the same person yet, Hondo? 😉
That’s because you have that sexy air of mystery about you Nicki….all subtle and shit…very cool darlin!
Well… at least they stole a decent photo!
The only thing the DRC has proven with their antics is that they are utterly anti-social. They care nothing about accepted norms for behavior in any civilized society, or apparently even most uncivilized societies. They don’t even care about the laws which control acceptable behavior. They seem to have no filters of any sort.
Stalking folks, even with the correct identification of the subject of your stalking, is illegal. They do it anyway except that they arbitrarily select victims for they illegal targeting. Disgusting.
They would be viewed as simply fools if they did not intentionally attempt to cause actual pain and disruption of lives of people who have no ties to them whatever and have never contemplated any interaction with them.
You left out tiresome, boring and just plain stoopid, OWB.
Well, yeah, but was going for a short comment…and leave some material for others. 😉
The DRG/DRC have a better chance on winning the Powerball than figuring out the “H”‘s identity.
ME HONDO!!!
Man, does no one typing on the internet do anything else these days?
Who has time for internet stalking besides these folks?
No offense to any of you folks as I truly enjoy your words and opinions here every day, but I am not spending a single minute of leisure time trying to find anybody on the internet.
I suspect we all have plenty of shit to do and don’t have time for silly shit like tracking down some guy who has a nasty habit of telling the truth and being a sort of Renaissance man with respect to general mathematical and scientific knowledge….
Je Suis Hondo!
Or more appropriately:
Veni, Vedi, Vici. Ego Hondo!
Who am I?
I am the eggman
They are the eggmen
I am the walrus
Goo goo g’ joob
There can be only two Hondos.
John Wayne is the other one.
Obviously, the members of the limited venue DRC need a new hobby. Since they can’t even produce one working, active brain cell when they get together, it won’t be easy to point them in a new direction. Perhaps we could compiled a list of things they could do.
For starters, they could take a long walk off a short pier.
They can endlessly honk their horns while tailgating a group of Outlaw Bikers.
They could hold a Klan rally in Harlem.
For some reason the 3-letter group “GFY” keeps coming to mind every time I think about the members of the DRC and what they could/should do . . . .
Works for me.
I always liked ESAD.
That’s the second acronym that comes to mind for me, closely followed by FOAD.
Is that you, John Wayne?
Is this me?
Who Said That? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT?!Who’s the slimy little Communist shit twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant?! Nobody, huh? The Fairy fucking Godmother said it! Out-fucking-standing! I will P.T. you all until you fucking die! I’ll P.T. you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk. Was it you, you scroungy little fuck, huh?!
Johnny Carson’s Rolodex still has Hondo’s info intact, along with Elizabeth Taylor, John Wayne, Rod Serling, Cary Grant, and all those other people we knew and admired.
I wonder how MCPO (Ret) Davis is going to react when he’s being harassed by the DRC – – I’d love to buy tickets and be a fly on the wall to see it.
Bout the same as when Senior Chief Shipley showed up on Bernath’s curb after being invited down several times…
Run inside, lock the doors, make wife close garage, blow out catheter.
I’m just trying to understand how their minds work when they are actually brain-dead.
“they” have minds? That work? WHo knew?
ME HONDO!!
Those fucking morons. Bunch of dickless wonders. I’m guessing the combined IQ of the DRG members is -37.
Maybe we need to run a DA form 6, that way we all get to be Hondo on a rotating basis. Don’t forget to check the roster!
I used to own a couple of Hondos. They were reliable and required little maintenance..oops, someone just nudged me and told me my spell check was in error. As I was saying, I once owed a Hondo. The Co-Op fees were pretty low and it required little maintenance. What? Spell check error again? Ok. My bad. Hondo is a great source in gluing broken things together.
I am the walrus.
Coo-coo ca choo.
All I know is that I sent in $19.99 for a Hondo Commanderz Coin and it hasn’t show dup yet. It was supposed to be a Christmas present.
Well merry Fucking Christmas.
The DRG; the turd stain in the bottom of the toilet bowl of life.
Word.
The one that you continue to scrub and it just won’t go away.
They are the dregs at the bottom of life’s cesspool.
The Dutch Rudder Gang, every one of them is living breathing indisputable PROOF that Human Evolution can go in reverse. I am SO JEALOUS of everyone who has never met or heard of them it isn’t even funny and if shit was music every one of them would be a 24/7 Symphony Orchestra.
There are ice cubes that have higher IQs than the lot of them put together.
Warm Jell-O could outwit them.
Empty peanut shells have more content.
Anything else, API?
A road kill opossum could outwit them and I’m sure it’s happened more than once! Looking at any of them makes time stand still and by that I mean they have faces ugly enough to stop any clock that was ever built.
They smash their own heads in like scared inbred Ostriches in a concrete pen.
Well, once again was told my spell check was bad. So will give it one more shot. Everyone knows that Hondo was the character in the Blazing Saddles movie…Hondo is just a pawn in the game of life. (Picked a bad week in giving up coffee. Durn New Years resolution).
Hondo like coffee. (smile)
I also like coffee, ergo I must like Hondo. So, if I like Hondo, does that mean I can or cannot BE Hondo? Maybe I can only BE Hondo if I refuse to like coffee.
Not gonna happen. On that rotating roster of who is Hondo this week, put me down low enough on the list to figure out if I can do it and still consume coffee.
That’s it! I can BE Hondo while continuing to consume coffee if I deny liking it. Except that doesn’t sound very honorable.
Conclusion: I cannot honorably claim to be Hondo if I like coffee. Which I do. Therefore, I am not Hondo.
Whew. Glad we settled that because it’s difficult enough being OWB without taking on another personal.
“Candygram for Hondo!”
Hondo now mostly stay away from candy. (smile)
“Now why would the DRC care about Hondo?”
“Hondo no know. Have something to do with where airplane go when run out of gas.”
Hondo exists only in his own mind.
That brings to mind the famous argument by Descartes: “I think, therefore I am.”
Unfortunately, the DRC proves conclusively that the argument’s converse (“I am, therefore I think”) is not necessarily true.
Does a diminished capacity to think result in being less am?
In this case would it be
“I think, therefore I am.
…I think…”
I AM MAJOR TOM!!!!
/R.I.P.
I am Kaiser Souze…
I AM HONDO
I AM HONDO
I yam what I yam
I AM HONDO
I AM HONDO
Gary Moore here. Will the real Hondo please stand up.
I see what you did there. What was Dorothy Kilgallen’s question?
https://youtu.be/-q9tXR7jmL8?t=92
Well … that was supposed to open at running time 1:30
And wrong game show!
[Hangs head in shame] (_ _)
rgr1480: You must have given up coffee as well.
Just as long as it wasn’t Eminem asking . . . . (smile)
I AM HONDO
I AM HONDO
Oh, screw these idiots. They have NOTHING going on in their lives. You do, and so do I.
I have a winter feeding station set up for birds of all kinds. I get cardinals, juncos, bluejays, all kinds of sparrows, mourning doves, the occasional starlings, and of course, those neighborhood bandits, The Squirrels. This morning, I got one of those ‘nirvana’ shots.
I also take the time to get photos. Lots of photos. When spring comes, I’ll be back on the trails with a camera, as usual, and on into summer and fall.
The DRC has absolutely nothing at all going on. It’s a small set of useless twits with nothing to do for the rest of their lives except bitch and moan, and no one will remember anything they said or did, because they don’t DO anything.
I saw the PERFECT parachute for *SLUUURRP!*41 for sale on eBay, “Used once, didn’t open”.
“To be (Hondo), or not to be (Hondo), THAT is the question.”
[That was awful, but I can’t do any better this morning.]
Actually, Pinto Nag, that was pretty clever considering the majority are claiming to be Hondo, including Hondo himself. 🙂
I AM HONDO
I AM HONDO
And if I have the gift of prophecy, and know all mysteries and all knowledge; and if I have all faith, so as to remove mountains, but have not love, I am Hondo.
Oh, I have love Alberich. For many people.
Just not much for the DRC.
I AM SCOOBIE
I AM HONDO
I AM HONDO
Why are my comments not getting posted
I AM SKIPPY
I AM HONDO
I AM HONDO
I AM SKIPPY
I AM HONDO
I AM HONDO
That depends. How do we know you’re the REAL Skippy?
that’s a good one I haven’t changed. I hope it would not let me post I AM HONDO
100 times I guess someone here knows me. and my lame attempt to troll I AM HONDO
A hundred times….
Ahhhhhhhh
🙂
🙂
I AM HONDO
I AM HONDO
I AM PHILDO!!!!!
/wait…that’s not it.
//Damn.
I bet I live closer to Hondo than most folks.
Therefore…
I alway thought Chuck Norris was Hondo.
No, Chuck Norris wishes he were Hondo.
I am a lineman for the county …
But do you drive the main road? (smile)
Hey, the DRC have their uses. Mostly as comedy relief, but there are some others. One of My Interesting And Exciting Life duties is to teach basic aviation skills to elementary school age students. I always start by introducing them to the airplane they will be virtually flying in our sim lab, a Cessna 172SP, and usually mention that a new one currently goes for $305,000, but if lawyers had not gotten involved, they would be more like $45,000.
One young lad asked the other day how lawyers “could mess that up so badly,” an exact quote I might add. I replied that I didn’t know about the Cessna, but that I knew this really horrible man and sometimes lawyer named Beneath, who forgot to put gas in his different kind of airplane, crashed it, and then tried to sue the company who made the airplane because they didn’t put a big sign in it saying that you had to put gas in it for it to fly. It cost the company a lot of money to defend themselves in court for not putting a big sign in their airplane saying that you had to put gas in it to make it fly, and they had to pass all those costs along to the people who bought their airplane. The whole class was screaming with laughter, and telling me that I was making it all up, that “nobody is that stupid!” Another exact quote, I should add. I replied, no, that I knew this was real because “the assembled gentlemen of the press” listened to the whole thing and then told everyone about it.
So you see the DRC has it’s real world uses, providing humor for young children in this case.
Actually I’m pretty sure that never went to court. Birdturd used to get away with harrassing his own clients when he did Injury and disability claims and ripping them off.
He has even tried to get people that were named in that farce of a lawsuit that he put up in Oregon to slide him 500 bucks to have him drop the case.
Yelp broke it off in his wrinkled old ass when he tried to do a class action lawsuit against them. Flight Design had their legal team take a look at his bullshit and they told him to go pound sand.
Bernath has never won a single one of his wacked out law suits.
In honor of Jonn going on the Lars Larson show. Our favorite plane crashing moron “Agent Dan” failing miserably.
Oy Vey, I AM HONDO!!!
Hondo has been really identified:
At one time Dall-ass LoNGdOnGsmoKeR41 said I was someone affiliated with The Duffel Blog folks.
I would take that as a compliment.
ok I’m coming clean I AM THE EGGMAN
I AM HONDO.