Numbah 10 GI! (Or Maybe 11 or 12 or . . . . )

Well, that didn’t take too long. Apparently I’ve been “identified” once again by a member or members of a certain Dense, Royally Clueless grupo de cochinos.

But wonder-of-wonders, behold!  This time around I’m not an ex-Navy SEAL.  In the words of the late Red Foxx character Fred Sanford: “This is the big one, Elizabeth! I’m comin’ to join ya!”

Well, no – not really.  I’ve seen enough abject idiocy on the part of Dieses Pack von Schwein-Hunde that I don’t think their foolishness could possibly surprise me enough to do more than raise my eyebrows a bit, then laugh.  There’s no way it would shock me enough to cause heart palpitations.

But this time, they’ve taken a new tack.  Instead of identifying me as being a true BAMF SEAL/SF guy/Diver, this time they say I’m a published author – and a Professor Emeritus at Brooklyn Law School.  On top of that, I was also apparently a very famous individual’s personal lawyer many years ago.

I’ll spare the guy any further grief by not mentioning his name here.

I can’t decide whether I should be flattered or annoyed by this newest misidentification, though.  Previously our “friends” apparently sat around fapping and moaning to pictures of bona fide badasses until they picked one to identify as me – call it the “DRC Ouija Board Method”.  This time, they instead chose someone brilliant enough to be both a law professor and the personal lawyer for a renowned celebrity.

Does the complement regarding intellect make up for the fact that they’ve given up using the DRC Ouija Board Method and didn’t misidentify me as yet another true BAMF?  I’ll have to think about that for a while.  But either way, I guess it’s really kinda flattering.

Anyway:  you think I’d remember all of that stuff they claim I did.  But for some reason, I . . . don’t.

Maybe it’s because other than the occasional articles Jonn lets me contribute gratis here TAH, I’m not an author.  I’ve also never set foot in Brooklyn Law School – much less taught there. Further, I’ve also never had the pleasure of meeting the celebrity in question (who is now deceased), so I hardly think I was ever their personal lawyer.

Finally, this latest DRC mental misfire regarding who I am has me graduating from college and afterwards serving in the Army during the freaking Eisenhower Administration, shortly after the Korean War.  Um, no  – I can assure you I wasn’t.  I’m no longer a youngster – but I’m not in my 80s, either.  And I’m pretty sure I’d remember serving under Eisenhower as CINC if that happened, too.

It seems to me like I just didn’t do any of that stuff.  And guess what?  That’s because I didn’t.

In short:  these cork-shucking manure-for-brains jerks are 100% wrong on their latest “identification”.

Again.

For at least the tenth damn time.

Here’s the recap:  according to the DRC, previously I’ve been a multi-star Army GO; a TAH reader using a different screen name; four different former Navy SEALs; a SF SGM; a serving Army officer; and a Navy Diver.  (If you’re curious, see this prior article for more details.)  This time around I’m a vet who served during the Eisenhower Administration – and who was later a law professor, author, and a deceased celebrity’s personal lawyer.  And I’m sure I’ve missed one or two somewhere along the way.

Yo, DRC:  (flip) here’s a quarter.  Go buy a yourselves clue; you need one badly.  You damn sure don’t have one at present.

 

Category: "Teh Stoopid"