A Message for Our Purple-Tiger-Striped-Jumpsuit-Wearing Readers
Well, everyone’s favorite purple-Tiger-striped-jumpsuit-wearing jerk washed-up has-been one of only a handful of people ever thrown out of the SFA skydiving clown (literally) freaking idiot TAH reader recently “graced” us with another appearance. This time, he’s shown up in Facebook comments to some recent articles (for a representative sample, see the Facebook comments here).
Yo, Doofus – long time no see. Wassup? Have you been flying an aircraft while half-crocked again? (2nd part of article here.) You been busy stroking or choking the old “Thunder Chicken” . . . costume? Attended any SFA meetings lately?
Yes, folks, Anus Maximus has resurfaced again – just like a persistent case of athlete’s foot or jock itch. He claims yet again to have determined who I am. According to jumpsuit-boi here, I am a Retired Army Special Forces Sergeant Major. Specifically, he says in one of his ignorant ramblings I am none other than SGM George Milton Davenport III.
Well, at least that’s what he’s saying today. About a year ago, supposedly I was Don Shipley – and before that, I was a retired US Army General Officer. Or maybe he thought I was the retired GO afterwards. The guy changes his claims regarding who I am so often I can’t really keep the details of his looney-bin ramblings straight any more.
Hmm. Oddly enough, that’s not the name on my driver’s license – and yeah, I double-checked. Or the name on any of the other cards in my wallet. Or on my birth certificate. Or on my bank accounts, for that matter.
Sh!t, I guess that means everyone’s been lying to me all my life about who I am, too. Because “George Milton Davenport” certainly is not what people have been calling me all my life.
But Baldy the Dumbcluck says that’s who I am, so I guess all of those documents and other people must be wrong. He can’t possibly be wrong, given his “mad skilz” as a “trail assassin”! He cometh!
(Well, at least he claims he “cometh” – but he never seems to actually get anywhere he says he’s going. And given how decrepit “wonderful” he looks in this mug shot, frankly I wouldn’t be surprised if he can’t get it up any more – much less keep it up long enough to “cometh”.)
Oh, no! How will I ever recover from this massive shock? How will I ever sort out the mess? With apologies to Apu the Hindu of Simpsons fame: “Oh, now I am truly screwed!”
Yeah, right. (smile)
Yo, “buddy”: wrong again, dipstick. I am not SGM George Milton Davenport III, US Army, Retired. Best I can tell, I don’t believe I’ve ever met SGM Davenport – though I guess it’s theoretically possible our paths crossed 2+ decades ago and I don’t today remember meeting him.
Based on a quick look, from what I could find on the Internet SGM Davenport sounds like a great guy. Maybe I’ll meet him one day and we’ll laugh about ignorant bozos like you over a beer or two.
You really should quit accusing people I’ve never met of being me, though. This latest makes at least 3 – plus only God knows how many others that I’ve missed. I really don’t know for sure how many people you’ve claimed are me; I have better things to do than attempt to monitor all of the asinine, idiotic Internet ramblings of a tool like you. But I should probably count my blessings; at latest count, another individual who comments at TAH has now been incorrectly accused of being someone he’s not at least 7 times.
The fact that I’m not SGM Davenport is probably a good thing for you, Dullard. P!ssing off former SF operators or SEALs – and you are neither, your past bogus claims of being SF notwithstanding – like the good SGM and Don Shipley generally isn’t a particularly good idea.
Living rent-free in your mind kinda sucks, though. Yeah, it’s a cheap place (in every possible sense of the word). But the place stays disorganized, chaotic, and messy as hell all the freaking time. Things there doesn’t seem to work very well any more; I understand they likely never really did. Logical thought seems virtually absent; ditto the concepts of being truthful and honorable. And as your own past statements here and here show, your mind seems simply to reek of both misogyny and racism. Thankfully I have a strong stomach.
You might as well give up trying to figure out who I am, WitLessOne. Based on your demonstrated competence to date I predict you will only find out who I am if and when I want you to know – not before, and maybe not ever.
But it’s a free country; suit yourself. Keep wasting your time and looking like an utter fool if that’s what you want.
Until you come to your senses, I guess I’ll just continue to be your obsession. (I’m not holding my breath.) Oh well – Queeg had his strawberries; there’s no accounting for the workings of a damn fool’s mind.
But I still think you should execute the final bit of advice I gave you in my article from about a year ago. IMO, that advice is still 100% apropos today. If you’ve forgotten what that advice was, just follow the last link in my earlier article.
Category: "Teh Stoopid"
“Houston, this is Hondo base, the Hondo has landed!”
this is how full of shit bernath is.
THat list he posted? They were visits to HIS website. He accused the Military of spying on him.
Further proof of his lies and bullshit.
How do I know this? Well he said so himself on the lars Larson thread.
Yeah, that’s where he and DallASS Wittgenfeld accused the first two or three others of being me.
You’re damn right Enigma4you. I googled this block which I copied from Bernath’s screed above in the FB comments:
The only complete match on the whole history of the interwebs was the Lars Larson thread from May of 2014. Bernath is such a complete dumbass and a shitty liar. How long will he continue cutting/pasting the word “Eskino” do you think? Go MESNA.
PS: To Hondo – I am not wearing eyepro. Ditto for reflective belt.
The list coming from Bernath’s website is exaclty what I said yesterday. Even if CID were investigating us, there’s no way in hell that they would give him anyhting that they found.
Remember, if you visit Bernath’s site, use proTORtion.
Hondo? That’s deep.
I see what you did there. For sure, dude. That IS deep.
Daniel A Bernath, the comedic turd that keeps on giving. Hey birdbrain, do one decent thing in your life and ask Palmer and Karen Wickre to let Elaine Ricci go. That poor woman has truly suffered at the hands of the Dutch rudder quartet.
#freeElaineRicci
Hey Dallas, screw you and your bud Bernath. Catch me if you can.
No respect for you or your bud.
Jay
Well, I was really excited at the prospect of sitting down with LTG McConville this morning and talking about thisainthell. No such luck. Our G6 still hasn’t even blocked the site, which would be SOP for an “off limits” web site.
Witless, maybe you and LTG Ferrell can sit down and talk about how horrible the website is and how it needs to be blocked at the next Special Forces Association meeting. Oh, wait… only one of you is a member now. Nevermind.
Derp Derp Derp
HEY Daniel A. Bernath, did I forget to tell you that I’m also an alumnus of Delta Tau Chi Fraternity?
#BringElaineRicciHome
(((((OVER!)))))
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I always thought you were a Tri Lam, API?
Hey Daniel A. Bernath, Dallas Wittgenfeld, and Visconi, YOU’RE DUMB BITCHES, want to sue me too? Good luck finding me, you dog crap-sniffing cockroach turds!!
Some days I regret that I blocked these two brainless wonders on facebook… For some reason due to some fluke I was able to see some of bernasty boys rantings in the FB Comments section here, but then they were gon like the gas in his fuel tank.
As far as Wittlesone goes…he is still a piece of shit, drunken old fool.
I am surprised neither of you have been Section 12’d yet. Do you sober up for a few days before going to see your shrink, the one you used to talk about all the time?
I have a friend who is an LEO in Florida, and he thinks that DallASS as well as Bernath are examples of who he would “Baker Act”!
Jonn, I think it’s time to blow the bridges between your excellent site and FBtard… 🙂
I’m of mixed thoughts on this. It is a more gentile and civilized site without these clowns but letting them lick the windows here provides insight on how really demented they are and reminds us of what the TAH Command Group goes through everyday.
Since they are doing it on FB, many others also get to see their idiocy; maybe even family members who will finally decide to commit crazy ass gramps before he hurts himself or someone. Or maybe LEO’s.
Speaking of “Window Lickers’, Larry the Cable guy jokes about “Throwing eggs at retards waiting for the bus” in some of his routines, Daniel A. Bernath, Dallas Wittgenfeld, and the rest of the Dutch Rudder Gang are worse than that, they pelt themselves with eggs, boogers, and dog poo thinking it will intimidate others!!
The more repellent their behavior, the less likely they are to be trusted or believed.
When you pair a compulsive, chronic liar with a looney tune, what do you have? Add to that a belligerent sociopath with a rap sheet and stir the pot some more. Eventually, that mess will cave in on itself.
Let them babble on.
They make TAH and other SV sites more sane and far more credible, even without the benefit of comparison.
“When you pair a compulsive, chronic liar with a looney tune, what do you have?”
Ummm… our current President and his Vice President???
Wow.. just wow…You know, you can not fix stupid and Little Dick Dallas proves that phrase true every time he opens his little dick sucker and spews his ignorance for the whole world to see. Crawl back under your rock worm…