Maybe A Potential New Home for Someone We “Know and Love”?

| May 23, 2015

Many folks that regular TAH readers “know and love” reside in Florida. Indeed, the list of Florida residents featured here at TAH is fairly long.

At least one of them also seems to have some interesting ideas about the English language and/or human anatomy. Well, “that guy” might be interested in what follows.

If that aforementioned       Dumbass      “great guy” ever tires of his current residence and decides he wants to move, I’m pretty sure now he’ll be able to stay in Florida. I found this the other day while poking around on the Internet. Based on some of his previous statements, I think he’ll find it quite to his liking.  I added the red oval to the image to highlight the location’s name.

 

No, that’s not a joke.  It’s an actual unincorporated village in Seminole County, Florida.  That is indeed its formally-designated name.

Beats hell out of me what the Seminole County Commission was thinking at the time they named the place. Maybe they were just unaware of the more, um, “informal” definition of the term.

Only in America. (smile)

Category: "Teh Stoopid", Pointless blather, Who knows, WTF?

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Hack Stone

Do they have a municipal airport? Fuel services are not necessary, though.

A Proud Infidel®™

I dunno Hack, according to this the place is unincorporated.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taintsville,_Florida

jonp

Of course there is an airport. You can take the runway into the backdoor anytime

Warrior0369

It has to have an airport for the resident I have in mind……How else would he jump and play Ranger? You know how those combat wounded LRRP’s are…..

Hack Stone

Nice to see that Daniel Bernath somehow finds the time to post comments. You need to be careful on what you post these days, Danny-Boy. I hear that your insurance got tired of cutting checks to cover the diarrhea spewing from that hole above your neck, and they cancelled your policy. Anything from this point forward comes out of your wallet.

A Proud Infidel®™

When you ignore idiots of Daniel A. Bernath’s magnitude, they can only stand it for so long, they then explode stupidity and idiocy like an H-bomb and leave a mushroom cloud of idiocy afterward.

Ex-PH2

…idiocy or composted manure. Same difference. $1.99 at the hardware store. Cheap as hell, but this stuff at least promotes garden growth, whereas bernitwit promotes no growth at all.

A Proud Infidel®™

Yes indeed Ma’am, the chicken manure sold at hardware stores as well as scattered in bulk on pastures does wonders for vegetation and my wife swears by the stuff she uses on her garden. Daniel A. Bernath’s chickensh!t does little more than further tarnish his own reputation and standing with the law, I think he fuxxes himself the hardest every time he rants!

Smitty

I just want to know if he ever figured out what to do with that hole between his wife’s legs and solved her chaste problem. How are you guys letting that one go?

Sapper3307

What do you call a taint that’s out of gas?
Anybody, anybody.

HMCS(FMF) ret.

Sapper3307

I don’t know why he says his daughter when she looks kinda like the FEDEX guy.

Bernath's Fuel Gauge

I see Danni-boi has created another FB account. Wonder how long this one will last.

HMCS(FMF) ret.

When it gets shut down, he’ll get mad and sue Zuckerburg for “impinging on his right to free speech” or some other Bernathinan drivel for $10 million

Bernath's Fuel Gauge

Daniel, Daniel, Daniel. A dumb-asses guide to the laws of gravity,http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Newton%27s_law_of_universal_gravitation

Pay very special attention to ‘ol Sir Isaac Newton Daniel, even more so when you do not keep sufficient amounts of fuel in your fuel tanks.

Smitty

Im still just hoping bernasty solves his “chaste” problem

Ex-PH2

It wasn’t bernutsky’s wife that was chaste. It was pickwickre peckerwood’s bride, who remains nameless.

Hack Stone

We do know that Bernath doesn’t know how to use his dipstick, maybe his wife is chaste.

Flagwaver

Remember, we are not supposed to talk about the significant others of douchecanoes. No matter how reprehensible their husband’s are, TAH does not endorse guilt by association.

Now, if that significant other decides to break cover and enter the line of fire, then ding-ding it’s on.

But until then, please keep the comments toward the reprehensible, slime covered, snail shit, foul-smelling excrement that we all know and loathe.

Smitty

But I’m not talking about her, im referencing a email were a certain douchecanoe (I like that term) called his wife chaste. His word, not mine. I figure if his wife is chaste then he has a personal problem

Smitty

which ever, she still needs to get laid. Cant believe I mixed those 2 up

FatCircles0311

the most inept law enforcement ever? This guy is a raving lunatic literally and nothing is done.

Wow.

HMCS(FMF) ret.

Wow… Danni-boi is still ranting about how TAH is now off limits to military personnel, his failed lawsuit against Flight Design and wanting to send Jonn, TSO and others to jail. His legal acumen is simply amazing (/sarc off)

I wonder who is covering the insurance to his home in FLA now? Bet you it’s costing him a hell of a lot of money… that’s if he has the place insured.

As for the CA state bar hearing next month, my guess is that Danni-boi may need to worry about hiring a real lawyer… I suspect that he’s looking at some criminal charges due to his lack of legal ethics.

Hack Stone

So where are these legions of military personnel, civilian workers and government contractors that have been relieved for visiting TAH? I know that as of yesterday after non, when I departed for the weekend, I still had my job and my clearance. Maybe if my badge doesn’t work on Tuesday morning, he may be right. But I doubt it.

HMCS(FMF) ret.

Hack, loved how he dropped the N-bomb when describing your AO. Showing his true “colors”, you might say – just like the other clown with the haplo group rantings.

A Proud Infidel®™

I wonder if the fercockt khnyoct is still spouting his anti-Semitic rants, the shmendrick! I wonder what he’ll plotz about next? He Daniel A. Bernath, have you prepared anything in your defense for your upcoming trials?

Airdale USN

Yeah, that pissed me off!! But he want to justify it though referring to rap music.

Flagwaver

Where did he say this? Link it, please. I need a good laugh.

A Proud Infidel®™

Oh looky, Daniel A. Bernath is blabbing on TAH again. Hey Daniel A. Bernath, I see you have stopped accusing innocent men of being me you only accused seven in my case. Other members of The Dutch Rudder Gang bore me these days, but you still amuse mr from time to time. I see you’re still making outlandish, slanderous, and libelous statements about other TAH regulars, I think yours are only slightly less nutty than those of another critter you associate with. BTW, I have a wife, a kid, a job, and a life! I bet I make more money than you, and it’s all honest money! 😀

Ex-PH2

And you aren’t being ostracized by your own family, either, Proud!

That’s kind of important.

I don’t get why he’s droning on about TSO. Poor ol’ TSO is busy doing something important behind the scenes. Been gone for weeks with that project. Is this all because birdwit bernutsy is – dare I say it? – A SORE LOSER?

A Proud Infidel®™

Mmm’yes Ma’am, Bernath DID win last year’s SV tourney hands down, so he DOES have one legit title. As I see it, idiots like Daniel A. Bernath CANNOT STAND being ignored, they’re addicted to attention like a junkie is to his drugs.

Thunderstixx

This guy sounds like a spitting image of Dennis Rader.
Like Rader, Mr Bernath demands attention and when it isn’t forthcoming he goes apoplectic.
The lies he is spewing today along with his libelous statements sound as though they could be the confession in court when Rader finally plead guilty to avoid the death penalty.
Mr Bernath needs to tone his rhetoric down a peg or two as we all know the truth about him. Which includes his loss of several court cases with financial remuneration to slandered individuals that are affiliated with TAH.
And I have yet to see any of the supposed child porn on display here.
Accusing someone of that without any proof whatsoever is verging on the edge of or crossed into libelous speech.
Good luck with your myriad of lawsuits, accusations, and demands for monetary benefits to which you are not entitled to.

A Proud Infidel®™

I see Daniel A. Bernath’s rans and tirades as an example of what Psychiatric Professionals refer to as “Projection”, an abnormality described by Freud as when one feels so threatened and afraid of their own thoughts that they “project” them onto others like a convicted rapist accusing his Psychologist of wanting to do so. Just look at Daniel A. Bernath’s repeated accusations against other TAH regulars, he repeats like a scratched vinyl record.

Ex-PH2

Where are these invisible posts you guys are referring to? I don’t do FB stuff yet, and you are being mean and not sharing! 😛

the Al

The comments should be showing up just below the box to subscribe to TAH

Ex-PH2

I had to leave MSN, the not-so-much net provider, and go to Google to find it.

Wow. birdbrain is even more wiggy than before. Anyone think he’s trying to get an OCD rendering or something? Seriously, the idea that he can sue his no-longer HO provider for breach of contract is the outside of ludicrous. Any carrier can cancel your coverage for anything at any time for due cause, and his did. I’m guessing he can’t get any coverage at all any more. Word does get around the industry very quickly.

Well, I’ll just get back to the laundry now.

Just an Old Dog

He has gone off the deep end. His hearing is coming up.
He reminds me of Hitler in the last days of ther third Riech.. He throws around threats and imaginary lawsuits just like Hitler ordered around units that had been wiped out.

A Proud Infidel®™

Ya mean like THIS? 😈

Silentium Est Aureum

Apparently they’re gone or I’m doing something wrong cause I’m not privy to this hilarity of his.

OWB

So, we have one clown posting about someone who another clown accused entirely different people of maliciously mentioning, using false information to make specious and slanderous claims? Is that about it? Yeah, it’s entirely possible that I missed something, not being proficient in crazy talk.

Will the party of the fourth part now sue the party of the twelfth part, get a retraining order against them, or something, for having mentioned a name which other folks are forbidden from mentioning? Seems like it would naturally follow. Oh wait – there is nothing natural about the cranial processes of that bunch. Not really healthy either.

JAGC

In one instance, Bernath uses “enlisted man” as an insult. I don’t understand because isn’t Bernath pretending to be an honorary enlisted man?

Ex-PH2

Oh, you noticed that, too?

Hack Stone

Makes as much sense as Wickre coming into the blog denigrating veterans and saying all that we have to show for our service is worthless pieces of ribbon, but yet his whole point of coming to the blog was to protect Phil Monkress, who falsely claimed those ribbons, in this case a SEAL Trident.

gas tank

Hey, JAGC-

In the FB comments above from the alleged Bernath person:
“I can and do practice law in the State of Oregon.”

I wonder what the CA and OR bars would have to say about that public declaration? Do the state bars ever throw people in jail for gross violations of the practice of law?

A Proud Infidel®™

Daniel A. Bernath is his own worst enemy. Hey Daniel A. Bernath, GEY STRASHE DI GENS, you fercockt kadokhes!

sj

On his sad Website he says he is a member of the US Supreme Court. I wondered if a Bar Assoc would address that.

MrBill

I blocked Bernath on Facebook some time ago. Looks like I’m missing out on a lot of entertainment. The responses are entertaining in their own right, though!

sapper3307

“Land if no fuel is visible in either sight gauge” Looks like Bernasty has that down to a science.
CORNCORNCORN over!

A Proud Infidel®™

UUUHHHHM,… someone correct me if I’m wrong, but an airplane WILL LAND one way or another if there’s no fuel, right? What’s next, will Daniel A. Bernath sue to exempt himself from the Law of Gravity?

Ex-PH2

Yes, Proud, any truly skilled pilot can land a plane on what is called a dead stick landing, i.e., no fuel. Even an F-16 pilot can do that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Puia_yQxir8

Like I said, and REAL pilot can do it.

A Proud Infidel®™

You’re absolutely right Ma’am, one quote I remember is “Every flight ever taken is a battle against gravity, which wins every time in one way or another,”. Gravity will win much faster when you don’t keep your aircraft fueled!

nbcguy54ACTUAL

He does have something in common with gravity: they both suck.

A Proud Infidel®™

TRUE!

Airdale USN

The last time I checked the pilots were required to look threw the ADB for are discrepancies. Plus the FUEL amount is up there when last re-fueled. Just saying.
AD1 (AW).

Hack Stone

What are three things that Daniel Bernath is incapable of doing?

1. Practice law in the state of Oregon.

2. Attend an American Legion meeting.

3. Read a fuel gage.

Andy11M

4. Post a coherent comment on Facebutt

A Proud Infidel®™

5. Telling the truth!
6. Not making himself look like a 24K idiot.

Delilah T.

7. Shutting his yap.

nbcguy54ACTUAL

8. Winning a lawsuit.

Just an Old Dog

9. Answer a summons from a BAR investigation in a timely manner.

D

10. Properly restraining a dog inside the cockpit…

Skippy

This may be off but as someone who use to investigate shitbags we had a old saying he who accuses one of a crime with no foundation tends too or may be guilty of the deed.
He is obsessed with rape and kiddie porn..
I do believe this clown is a sick Fack. And I hope in time Karma deals the deck he so deserves…

Ten Bears

Skippy must learn patience.

sapper3307

I have never done meth but after today I wonder if bernasty has a prescription for it. It reads like a PSA from Breaking Bad.

Skippy

Barnbowl is a Sick Facker and a major turd on Meth so yes you have half of it right but don’t forget about the crack that he seems to be smoking.

Andy11M

So, with this latest Facebutt meltdown, I have to know, what do you suppose was the mental trigger? Was it this post that burst the mental dam and let this torrent of refuse flow forth? Or was it something else? The “insults” are all just above “I know you are but what am I?” 5th grade playground banter. I have a feeling this is going to be a long weekend. Oh wait, it is a long weekend. /facepalm. Go get some sun Bernasty, and please, forget to put on some sunblock.

A Proud Infidel®™

Like I said before, imbeciles like Daniel A. Bernath can’t stand being ignored, they crave attention and will do anything to get it like a junkie craving a “fix”. Jonn said he was going to be out of town for the weekend, thus Daniel A. Bernath saw that as an invitation to come here and talk his shit.

OWB

Pure conjecture here, Andy, but would guess that he came suddenly to the realization that a FEMALE judge had ordered him to appear before her and a FEMALE prosecutor and there is NOTHING he can do about it except be there. It must be his worst nightmare.

Play stupid games – win stupid prizes.

A Proud Infidel®™

He’s brought all of this on himself, Daniel A. Bernath is his own worst enemy, his coming here and spouting off is akin to going into Watts or Harlem wearing a KKK robe while screaming racial epithets with a bullhorn.

Flagwaver

It would be interesting if he tries to claim the disabled vet card to get out of appearing, especially after publicly claiming to have flown himself across the country.

A Proud Infidel®™

Speakin’ of which, the recording of his landing in Tallahassee ought to be good comedy!

HMCS(FMF) ret.

Someone have a link to that episode?

Just an Old Dog

I’d love to be a fly on the wall for that hearing.
Birdbath is a control freak who has created his own reality.
Even as a lay person I understand that the BAR is mainly questioning if he solicited clients and filed legal documents claiming he was a licensed attorney in Ca while his status was inactive.
They aren’t even looking at his rampant cocksuckery and crackhead ethics.
He is going to go in there and attempt to bully the judge into accepting that he isd a victim and at the same time put the people that called him out on blast.
I know if I was the judge and he did that shit I shut him the fuck up in a hurry and have him stick to answering the accusations.

Mr. Blue

So, who’s next for some Bernath Bucks?

A Proud Infidel®™

Probably nobody, Daniel A. Bernath’s insurance company told him to go pound sand, so I assume that anyone getting a judgement against him now will have to wait in line with everyone else that has judgements against him.

W2

Birdbrain used to be funny, in his own sick, sociopathic way but now he just seems so pathetic. A worthless shell of a reptile if you will. I think his conscience must have finally gotten the best of him, the burden of knowing what his home skillet Wickre did to poor Elaine Ricci has hollowed him out. Daniel, for the love of all that is holy, go to the cops and tell them where they can find poor Elaine.
#Dannydotherightthing

Thunderstixx

I keep hearing about Elaine Ricci but I have no clue what is going on with her.
Could someone fill me in on the details?
Thanks.

W2

Elaine Ricci was a figment of Wickre’s imagination. He listed her as an employee of that government IT powerhouse Firstech Solutions but one day he quit mentioning her on his shitty web site. Since it is Wickre, we all just naturally came to the conclusion there was foul play involved. Since Birdbrain is Wickre’s most excellent legal advisor, he must know what’s become of poor Elaine. Hack has been leading the charge on getting Elaine found. Still, no joy. Poor Elaine.

A Proud Infidel®™

#BringElaineRicciHome
#FreeElaineRicci

Hack Stone

I have been looking all over for Elaine Ricci. I checked my garage, my shed, the Goodwill store where Paul purchases his $1 ties and $5 business suits, but no luck. Then I looked inside myself, and realized that there is a little of Elaine Ricci in all of us.

Just an Old Dog

Birdbath is weapons grade crazy. I have had contact with lawyers over the years and currently interact over the internet with a few.
One in particular is a retired JAG officer. I am on several internet forums with him, and some of the posters there fly off the handle. They get really nasty at times.
I’ve never seen him lose his cool or fly off the handle. He is polite, well spoken and expresses himself very well.
He never touts himself as a great attorney, though he has been practicing longer than Ballnasty. As a matter of fact, he never even brings up that he is an attorney, much less constantly threaten Law Suits.
Lawyers should be quiet professionals as well. Bernath is just a loud mouth arrogant prick who sucks at law.

nbcguy54ACTUAL

Old Dog – Two words that you just mentioned are NOT in Bernasty’s vocabulary:
-Quiet
-Professional

Need I say more?

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

Bernath:

Unafraid and not going away ’til justice is served.

My employer knows ALL about you as do several 3 lettered agencies.

For the most part we pity you, laugh at your assertions and are just waiting for the scales of justice to tip … and they will.

Keep it up, your every word is being captured.

Flagwaver

I’m pretty sure S.H.I.E.L.D. has a file on him, and it’s a fictitious agency!

A Proud Infidel®™

Ditto with C.O.N.T.R.O.L.!! Howya been dong lately, Flag?

HMCS(FMF) ret.

What about K.A.O.S?

Ex-PH2

Not to mention S.M.E.R.S.H., T.H.R.U.S.H., WKGB, and C.A.T.

Flagwaver, I asked Jonn to forward my info to you. If interested in reading the stuff, let me know.

A Proud Infidel®™

Ex, you forgot WKRP!!

Ex-PH2

Sorry, I was thinking about supper!

Flagwaver

Ack. Sorry, yeah, I got it. I’ll reply to it tomorrow. I’ve been putting together a couple of costumes people have ordered from me.

Flagwaver

Don’t forget about I.S.I.S. and O.D.I.N.!

Skippy

Amen ! ! ! ! !

Thunderstixx

For some reason Mr Bernath sounds a lot like Dennis Rader to me.
Rader was very important in his own mind too, an animal control officer for the city.
Rader was desperate for attention, just like Mr Bernath obviously is.
Want some chilling testimony to watch?
Check this out.
https://youtu.be/BvWOje46Xp8

Ex-PH2

I bought some top soil on a 3-fer at the hardware store. I gave one 40-lb bag to my neighbor, because he frequently mows my little lawn. I also bought a bag of compost, so that my teensey flowerbed will produce flowers instad of weeds. I expect I’ll get a nice return for my labor and modest expense, and since the plumber has been paid, that releases some cash for a new birdbath. 😉

My yard will look quite nice. No pink flamingos, thought, just velvety green lawn and lots of birds visiting me daily.

I’m only saying this because like the rest of you, I have something worthwhile going on in my life, whereas our boy burntwit has NOTHING. And he knows it.

Oh, what happens when you have court date and you don’t show up? Isn’t that contempt, or something?

Hack Stone

“Lift, drag and thrust” are not just requirements for flight, they are also the instructions that Bernath follows when he attempts intercourse.

sj

I’m not seeing the FB comments anymore. Maybe the Platoon Sargent fixed things in an All American Airborne fashion?

sj

Damn. I’ve been reading too many of the DRC’s posts and misspelled Sergeant. Sorry.

OAE CPO USN Ret

Awww, did I miss out on the fun of seeing Bernath’s comments? I’m not seeing the FB comments section at the top where it usually sits.

sj

They were disgusting, as usual. I often wonder why his family doesn’t take him off the street and put him in a happy place. The probable answer is that they’re happy for him to get out of their hair whilst he’s flinging turds.

A Proud Infidel®™

It was interesting while it lasted. I’m sure that critters such as Daniel A. Bernath are why Jonn says that WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS HERE! /sarc

Jonn Lilyea

I just got home…so what did I miss?

A Proud Infidel®™

Meehhhhh… An interesting show on the Facebook thread?

Jonn Lilyea

Sorry I missed it. You know, what with me out of town and everything. I wonder who whacked his comments. We must have a guardian angel somewhere.

sj

There were a lot on multiple threads. He’s lost it.

Flagwaver

Damnit. I thought someone sprayed for those!

sj

Damn…that was a quick trip!

Just an Old Dog

Facebook comments gone..loks like the old baboon was put back in it’s cage.
Now its sitting there in a rage, picking its ass and flinging shit.

OWB

Whaddaya mean, “good reason?” None of ’em needs no stinking reason, much less a “good reason.” Although if a bit of reason snuck up on ’em, it would be great.

A Proud Infidel®™

I still think it’s because he can’t stand being ignored and he had to throw himself into the canter of everyone’s attention to get his fix.

Silentium Est Aureum

So basically, I missed nothing I couldn’t find on YouTube while searching the key words, “train wreck.”

Flagwaver

This wasn’t like Bernath at all.

A) It could aim.
B) It accomplished the goal it set out for itself.

This is closer to Bernath…

https://youtu.be/P1Flr7JhPow?t=50s

tc

Lived near by, always loved that sign. The area is named Tainsville because it’s “taint” Oviedo and it’s “taint” Chuluota. Was away for a while myself and sorry I missed the Facebook rants of a madman.

A Proud Infidel®™

Meh, RELAX, it’ll happen again. Daniel A. Bernath craves attention to the point where he’ll do it again, just wait and see! 😀

sj

Got to thinking last night that maybe the TAH Command Group executed a perfect Rope-A-Dope Saturday.

My theory: all of a sudden Bernasty can post on FB and he’s like a lawyer at a multi car accident. He can’t restrain himself. He lets it all hang out. Meanwhile, the Command Group is quietly taking screens shots of all of his drivel. When the files are full, poof, Bernasty is blocked again. And, who knows where all those screen shots will end up?

Just my theory based on nothing but my experience with Platoon Sergeants and their craftiness.

rgr1480

UPDATE 5/26
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5/21/2015
Motion: Consolidate/Continue by Deputy Trial Counsel

REQUEST FOR CONTINUANCE OF VOLUNTARY SETTLEMENT CONFERENCE
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http://apps.statebarcourt.ca.gov/dockets/dockets.aspx
Search “bernath”

rgr1480

What is a “voluntary settlement conference”? Rule 2.2.1 Voluntary Settlement Conferences Settlement conferences may be requested if the parties represent that: A. Settlement negotiations between the parties have been pursued, demands and offers have been exchanged, and resolution has failed. B. A judicially supervised settlement conference presents a substantial opportunity for settlement; and C. The case has developed to a point where all parties are legally and factually prepared to present the issues for settlement consideration and further discovery for settlement purposes is not required. If a request for a voluntary settlement conference has been accepted by the court and a settlement conference has been scheduled, all parties must comply with the provisions of rules 2.2.2, 2.2.3, and 2.2.4 unless otherwise ordered. (Adopted 1/1/1998; Rev. 1/1/2000; Renum. 7/1/2001; Renum. 1/1/2006; Rev. 1/1/2012; Rev. 1/1/2013) Rule 2.2.2 Mandatory Appearance A. The provisions of rules 2.2.2, 2.2.3, and 2.2.4 apply to both voluntary and mandatory settlement conferences unless otherwise ordered. B. All parties, attorneys of record, and others whose authority is required to fully settle the case (including but not limited to insurance adjusters and right-of-way agents) must attend the settlement conference in person unless excused or permitted to attend by telephone as provided in section D below. If a party is not a natural person, a representative of that party with authority to resolve the dispute or, in the case of a governmental entity that requires an agreement to be approved by an elected official or a legislative body, a representative with authority to recommend such agreement, must attend the settlement conference in person, unless excused or permitted to attend by telephone as provided below. C. If any party is insured under a policy of insurance that provides or may provide coverage for a claim that is a subject of this action, a representative of the insurer with authority to settle or recommend settlement of the claim must attend the settlement conference in person, unless excused or permitted to attend by telephone as provided in section D below. The party must notify each insurance carrier of the date, time and place… Read more »

Veritas Omnia Vincit

Beats hell out of me what the Seminole County Commission was thinking at the time they named the place.

Based on it’s geographic location I’m thinking they had a bit of fun with the name…especially when one considers that Florida itself has a unique shape that creates the impression the US is urinating on Cuba…with respect to Taintsville it’s quite clear it taint quite the tip and it taint quite the panhandle…

Draw your own conclusions, but it certainly remains quite amusing.