Martin LeBlanc -Real Supply Clerk, Fake POW, Fake Purple Hearts, Fake Secret Operator

| March 12, 2020 | 206 Comments

Our friends at Guardians of the Green Beret send us their case on Martin Leblanc.   It seems Malingering Marty has convinced a gullible woman that he is some kind of Double  Knot Super Spy who was captured by the Khmer Rouge.  Tragically,  he survived his time as a POW only to have Big Army fake his death so he could go Off Kilter and forge a path for punks like Jason Bourne.

Lucky for us this Debutaunt of Debacle, who goes by Janet Gottlieb Salian, managed to help promulgate his acts of daring-do.

Here is an incomplete record of Malingering Marty’s exploits:

I kid you not.  They are trying to pass off Malingering Marty’s mental masturbation as if it were based on a true story.  Look,  what these two do in private should be unseen…forever.  When Janet and Marty are out in public they should not play dress up in front of decent folk.

Here is the actual service record of Marty LeBlanc.

Of course, that was all before he was Sheep Dipped by the Army.

Among the collectibles at GOTGB are claims that he took a submarine to Beirut and was training Allah only knows who in Egypt.

I actually was on a slow boat to Beirut… don’t remember any covert Army types popping up in subs.  I was in Egypt several times in the mid 80’s as well, doing things I can only talk about on Facebook.  In any event,  I sadly missed little Marty there as well.  Stuff happens.

Some actual Green Beret types had questions for Marty.  You can watch that video and wade through the mountain of minutiae they collected on this case.

Before all of this is over, I intend on making sure charges are filed in this case.   Profiting as a liar is no way to spend your retirement years,  particularly if it puts you behind bars.

Please follow the link below for the rest of this debacle:

Guardians of the Green Beret

 

 

Category: Army Poser, Valor Vultures

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  1. OldManchu says:

    Go Army beat Navy!

    Anyone keeping tally this year? It seems as though, finally, Army SF and Rangers are crushing the SEALS in phony count.

  2. OldManchu says:

    And I love the upside down SF patch. Wow.

  3. IS1 (SW) says:

    Wilford Brimley called.

    He wants his mustache back.

    This guy is a real buttplug. What’s amazing to me is that people become so engrossed in their own lies that they actually, from wake up to back to sleep, live these lies not only for other people, but for themselves as well.

    Yet another nee member of the asshat brigade. Welcome!

  4. Comm Center Rat says:

    Marty The Blank has the most impressive Ranger t-shirt collection ever assembled by a POSer.

  5. Combat Historian says:

    Posering douchebag Martin Leblanc here had too many tequila shots in Ciudad Juarez while at Bliss and probably dreamed up this whole 40 year Walter Mitty career in Army SF. You can daydream and fantasize a lot when stationed at Bliss; not much to do while stuck out at McGregor Range…

    • Claw says:

      McGregor Range – BTDT Summer/Fall of 72.

      • Combat Historian says:

        Was assigned to Bliss in support of NOBLE EAGLE during 2002-04; interesting times…

        • Claw says:

          Initial equipment/unit train-up of the Towed Vulcan Battalion (1/3 ADA) for the 101st Airborne. Started out in March of 72 on Fort Bliss proper. However in June/July when the 3rd ACR moved from Lewis down to Bliss, my outfit had to move out to McGregor to complete the train-up. Unit move to Campbell was done in Nov/Dec 72.

          • Combat Historian says:

            Remembered from one of your earlier posts that you had “great fun” with the gama goats assigned to the 1-3 ADA TOE. Good Lordy, a whole battalion’s worth of goats, must’ve been a real maintenance nightmare…

            • Claw says:

              Yep, by the time they ended up putting Gama Goats under the FAARs/Ratt Rigs as well as being the prime mover for the guns, we probably had close to 50 of those POS’s.

              And I was the motor pool parts clerk who had to do battle with them./smile

      • The Stranger says:

        Was just at McGregor this past autumn…

    • Tony180A says:

      Ahhh the good old days. McGregor Range, Dona Ana, White Sands and last but not least Orogrande Range camp. 5th Group used to have a company on Biggs AAF and you could count on a yearly 90 day rotation there for DTP (Desert Training Program).

      More than one bad decision started with hey lets walk from Orogrande to the NCO club at White Sands and get a beer.. those lights look close lmao

  6. 11B-Mailclerk says:

    Commander McBragg does it better

  7. marinedad61 says:

    (Dave H. classic quote) –
    “Look, what these two do in private should be unseen…forever.”

    Just in case Janet needs a little extra love… or a wake up.
    Yes, Mad Martin is in her FakeBook Cover Photo.

    https://www.facebook.com/janet.sailian

  8. 26Limabeans says:

    He’s got the stairway to heaven in qualifications.

  9. ninja says:

    Need a good laugh?

    Check out this 28 February 2020 Newspaper article written about Ole Martin by his Enabler, Janet Sailian.

    https://fortmyersbeach.news/ghost-warrior/

    • Daisy Cutter says:

      She should have added at the end of the article:

      “Full disclosure: He’s schtupping me.”

    • 26Limabeans says:

      “I’m from Nova Scotia,” remarked a trim, older man nearby, introducing himself as Martin. “We donated breeding pairs of eagles to the United States in the 1960s, after DDT killed off so many. Great to see them thriving now.”

      Rachel Carson was wrong. DDT had nothing to do
      with it. It was a virus.
      The DDT ban caused many deaths worldwide due to
      crop failures.

      But he would not know that because he is full
      of shit along with his enabling sweetheart.

    • ninja says:

      This part of the article threw me off:

      “In 1966, at age 20, he decided to enlist in the U.S. Navy, following his family’s sea-going legacy.”

      The Navy?

    • NHSparky says:

      Fort Myers…Fort Myers…my God, that place sounds familiar!

      IIRC, dude could pick up a light sport aircraft cheap, slightly damaged.

  10. Steve Balm says:

    I loved reading the bit about how the movie “Gross Point Blank” character was based on Martin LeBlanc’s real life.

  11. Combat Historian says:

    “…Until he retired in 1976, [William] Colby was the primary handler who issued me direct orders, face to face in a secure location…”

    Sure Marty, the DCI personally sat you down at Camp Peary and gave you the entire mission brief by himself, then gravely intoned to you before he left how critical this mission was to the safety of the entire Free World.

    GFY, Marty…

    • Daisy Cutter says:

      Sounds like the Frank Dux schtick where he claims he was recruited in a bathroom by CIA’s William Casey. Casey was his only handler to maintain OPSEC.

      • HMCS(FMF) ret says:

        The bathroom was at Brucies Bath House (Entrance in the Rear), wasn’t it?

        Everyone goes to Brucies’ to be recruited for all of that double naught, seekrit skwirrl shit… so I’ve been told.

  12. JBUSMC says:

    In the video on GOTGB, check out the Cross on the podium… Are they in a Church? Geez man

  13. Jay says:

    This offends me DOUBLY. ONE: He was fucking SUPPLY. I was Supply. There is nothing wrong with Supply. (Of course, there ain’t much RIGHT with it either, but I digress…)

    TWO: He joined out of Jacksonville Fl. I joined out of Jacksonville Florida.

    Normally I call these guys “assholes”. I can’t even do that. He doesn’t rate.

    Butthole.

    • CCO says:

      I was also Supply; but with a certain amount of relief I note that while his record states his duty MOS was supply, he doesn’t seem to have gone to Ft. Lee for AIT.

      Also, Basic to Ranger qualification in less than six months? I don’t know all the ends and out, but I know there ain’t no way.

      • Hondo says:

        Perhaps theoretically possible on an enlistment contract that guaranteed Airborne and Ranger Schools. But I’d guess that to be quite unlikely – and I don’t know if they even offered that as an enlistment option in the mid-1960s.

        • Poetrooper says:

          Hondo, I doubt it. With the intense competition among junior officers and NCO’s to get one of the limited slots in Ranger School, I seriously doubt any such contractual offering was ever made.

          The Ranger Tab is a prize sought by career personnel in the combat arms, not an enlistment inducement for kids fresh off the street.

          • Ret_25X says:

            actually, Ranger and SF first enlistment contracts have been a “thing” since OEF started.

            But I don’t think they were in the 1960s…

            • RGR 4-78 says:

              “actually, Ranger and SF first enlistment contracts have been a “thing” since OEF started.”

              Yes, even in the 1970’s, “BUT”, the Ranger contract (Option 40) is for RASP (formally RIP) which is the pipeline into the Ranger Regiment, not Ranger School, two different animals that intermingle at some point in a Rangers enlistment, different for Officers.

              You cannot enlist and go directly to Ranger School after Basic Airborne.

              • rgr769 says:

                You are correct that one can’t/couldn’t enlist and go directly to Ranger School after Basic, AIT and jump school. Never could. Back in the late 1960’s and early 1970’s before the creation of the Ranger battalions in 1974, the only way an EM was going to Ranger School was if he graduated the infantry Shake n Bake NCO academy with orders to the RVN or was assigned to one of the LRRP companies in Germany or the States. The only E-4 in my Ranger class was a SP-4 from the V Corps LRRP company in Germany; everyone else was an officer, except one senior NCO (he was the 1SG with that LRRP company, D/17th Inf.).

                • Comm Center Rat says:

                  Marty The Blank descended from hardy Nova Scotia sea captains so he had a direct pipeline from jump school to Ranger School. With his French language ability and years of hunting and fishing experience in Canada, follow-on SF training was a no brainer. Big Army’s goal was to get this warrior in the VN killing fields ASAP. Marty was uncommon even among the most uncommon warrior elite. Just ask Janet.

    • Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman says:

      And what was wrong with being supply? They provided the boots, beans & boolits for everyone else.
      (disclaimer: I was not “Supply”. I was “Commo”. Our unofficial mottoes were “you can talk about us, but you can’t talk without us”, and” (for the gun bunnies and (C)DATs, “without us, all you got is a 60 ton rolling paperweight”. Over)

      • Jay says:

        Not a damn thing wrong with being Supply, Toxic. As I alluded to in my original post, I WAS Supply. I did it for 17 out of my 20 years in the Corps (save for a 3 year tour dragging knuckles on recruiting). I loved it. I got to finger fuck EVERYTHING in the Battalion. If it was a Tank Bn, I got to crawl over everything with tracks. If it was Recon: I got to do cool guy shit. There is NOTHING wrong with being Supply, as long as you are UP FRONT ABOUT WHAT YOU DID.

        I learned a LOT of valuable skills in Supply: Requisitions, Document Management, Fiscal/Budgeting, etc. I could’ve had my pick of jobs at Amazon, Wally World, Target, etc when I retired. I was just tired of doing it.

        My original dig about “not a lot being right with it either’ was a jest, meant to be funny. Apparently MS still has not created a sarcasm font and it got lost in translation. I just LONG for the day we can find a SV case of a Supply, MT, or Comm…..that would make my YEAR

        • Hack Stone says:

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  14. Russell Young says:

    What a shitbag!!!

  15. IDC SARC says:

    Fucking Clown

  16. Sandman says:

    If anyone is curious about this hero’s claim of being the inspiration for John Cusack in the movie ‘Grosse Pointe Blank’, here are the actual facts of the movie.

    https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/80482/13-close-facts-about-grosse-pointe-blank

  17. 5th/77th FA says:

    Sorry I’m late to the party. But I’m not as SORRY as the lying, embellishing POS Martin George LeBlanc AKA Marty Blank. Phuque you you phuqueing lying phuquer. Nothing wrong with what you did, but there is a whole lot wrong with bring down shame upon honorable missile men AND supply weenies. Some of my favorite troops were missile men (Sergeant/Lance) AND Supply Daddies. Anybody notice in his fakebook page (quick before it goes poof) he has a gif from Extreme POW/MIA Awareness Association? Wonder if he’s been to Elko?

    Chipster, load up the platforms, Mah trigger finger is itching to unload on this POS Martin LeBlanc, here is a motion for a deployment of Insults. Can I get a SECOND and an AYE?

    And yeah, this BITCH needs to be locked up for Stolen Valor, I do believe selling books full of false derring do would be classified as receiving monetary gain from his lies. Phuque off, again, you phuqueing phuquer.

    • ChipNASA says:

      OK, Good Morning all, I am here and standing by.
      I’ll start the edit. …

    • Roh-Dog says:

      Flush ‘im!
      AYE!!!
      You’re cleared HOT, leave no survivor!

      • ChipNASA says:

        OK then folks,
        As I have said in the past, I have reviewed this one and this request, i believe at this time, other than deleting and sanitizing Facebook posts, is not going to garner any secondary media attention (although God knows, CNN could run with this shit for like, a week. )

        Here goes..

        Martin George LeBlanc AKA Marty Blank and just a smidgen for your partner Janet Gottlieb Salian (if that’s her real name, and, I usually don’t include women, but since this one is enabling, I’ll have her name here as well, indirectly shaming her…)

        The TAH Toilet Bowl of Taunts ®™
        You don’t frighten us, pig-dog! —Go and boil your bottom, son of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, Thppppt!
        I don’t want to hear from you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper!…… I fart in your general direction! . Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
        go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a!
        Fetchez la vache!
        You have the brain of a duck
        I unclog my nose in your direction, son of a window-dresser
        You are a bedwetting type. I burst my pimples at you and you are a tiny-brained wipers of other people’s bottoms.
        We should make castanets out of your testicles
        You are an illegitimate faced buggerfolk
        If I was gonna break your balls, I’d tell ya to go home and get your shine box. So, GO HOME AND GET YOUR FUCKING SHINE BOX!
        You are a liar, a looter and a pillager, and nothing but verminous, lying, scum
        You are also a Jittery jizz junkie and having to deal with your foolish Stolen Valor crap takes “some real big dick energy shit” of which you have no comprehension.

        Remembering to reference “Sarge” and request the Staff Summary Sheet of Shame

        • ChipNASA says:

          The Hemisphere of Insults®™
          (aka, “This Ain’t Hell” Thesaurus)
          FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!
          TACTICAL NUCLEAR ROUND OUT!!!!
          THREE PASS AIRCRAFT BOMB RUN!!!!!
          DANGER CLOSE!!!!
          MOPP LEVEL 4!!!
          TAKE COVER!!!!!
          … Martin (Fartin’) Leblanc (LeShit) and I’m slightly including Janet Gottlieb Salian (Or whatever your real name is) because she’s enabling the shit our of ole Marty …HEY DICKLESS WONDER, We all hope you read this and come back here and try to defend your actions, but, you won’t because, YOU’RE A STRAIGHT UP COWARD, vile, flaming piece of skunk shit, ALLEGEDLY, but not confirmed or proven, but in some people’s opinion, works balls, tickles taint and tongue punches hobo’s crusty fart boxes all, I Guess, while being a syphilitic, turd-sucking feces factory, HOLY Baby Ape Shit Breath, Bitch-ass Fuckstick guzzler, pile infested, onion-eyed flapmouthed butt-bailiff, “Fowl” mouthed Chicken Fucking Chickenfucker, You flaccid piece of tofu, Simply a fart in life waiting to be fabreezed away, moral equivalent of pond scum, THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS A WALKING TURD, inflamed, “Towel boy” in a gay bath house, DILLY DILLY!!, Ambulatory verbal dissembling anus, Fucking one cell spermatozoon with a tiny flagella, gaping giant ass walking fungus shit nugget, Bag of seasoned dog shit, Cambodian cunt sauce, he deserves to have his private parts gnawed by angry badgers, Anyone who ever loved you was wrong, bucket of ass chum, Poopy Headed ball working asshole, JERK OFF !!, Soup Sandwich, if you Mom would have known you were going to turn out like this, she’d have prayed for a miscarriage, Diaper-Sniper, you’re such a pussy, when you get a haircut they charge you for a bikini wax, suck a big diseased gorilla dick and open those ass cheeks for the bull elephant that has been eyeing your lying ass, Poster-child for post birth abortion, Testicle face, This twat waffle is dumber than a bucket of goat piss, I pray thou shalt be pursued into the mountains by sex-mad baboons, O thou creature of the pit!, If you are married, The only thing your wife wants for Christmas is a folded flag, Dick Swallowing Jerk Wad Spooge Sampling cum gobbling parasitic infection bunghole tonguer, Klootviool, Dude–even your balls are made of pussy, should be ass raped and tea-bagged, at the same time, by a Rabid Rhinoceros, you were the kid that had to sit alone at lunchtime, you’re the afterbirth that slithered out from your mother’s filth, you have always been picked last, you are a puck shot, catcher’s mitt double dribble field goal miss, you are the trash bag after a barracks/frat house party, the Stanley Cup could be your Mom’s dildo, I wish you were an EOD training power point presentation. Not the cool, highly trained bad ass EOD guys, the recipient, He’s more fucked up than a spotted Zebra, shirt-lifter, This guy stepped on his dick so hard it made mine hurt, when your Mom was pregnant with you, the dry cleaner used to charge her double for extra coat hangers. She had bad aim, If this wasn’t so sad, it would be as funny as watching a monkey try to fuck a football, I’m surprised he didn’t award himself a Purple Heart for stepping on his dick., Anus tonguing shit slurping fuckwitted hemorrhoid munching dick lips wanktoaster, pud-knuckling pus-nuts, farting dive bubble cock gobbling Pigfucker, lientery steatorrhea, sperm burping dickchops, Sloshing bucket of Hippo Diarrhea, short strand DNA ‘tard, a bathroom selfie loser, fake “death stare” makes you look like a semen sucking cum vampire on his way to a flying J truck stop hobo ball sac buffet, Cuntosaurus Rex,
          Bulbous Bleeding Batrachivorous Butthole Burrito, enjoys being attacked by and being sunk by meat torpedoes, Pudwhack, pillock, Saltimbanco, zounderkite, Minger, Felonious Ass Pirate, get bent like a fucking pretzel, I mean, what in the roll tide, only has sex with family after Nascar, butt chugging box wine, mushy meth mouth, mountain dew snorting, corn dog anal injecting, only listens to Lynyrd Skynyrd when making cornbread, fuck, is going on, Fucking less worthwhile, hairier, dirtier and uglier than Hillary Clinton’s taint, if this guy even *had* a woman, or any balls, he’d keep them in her purse anyway, failed fido fluffer in doggo pron, even using an entire jar of top quality, organic, gourmet, peanut butterIf you started fucking off today and kept fucking off until the sun burns out you still wouldn’t fuck off far enough to fuck off, Fuck you Fucksicle, You’re so fucked up that his imaginary friend took a Restraining Order out against him, This pissant is such a genius of monumental proportions he can skullfuck his own asshole, You man meat munching, spunk bubble blowing butt sponge, You are a disease, worse than a crotch tick, you puerile, one-handed, slack-jawed, drooling, meatslapper, Boy, you couldn’t lead a fresh turd down the bowl, Thinks that he is in the “dark” secret ops, not realizing that he has his head up his ass, You were born stupid and had a prolapse, In need of an appointment with a brass-knuckles Amateur Dentist, exposure to diseased posers is also known as “the Result of Cyclospora” with * “Symptoms of cyclospora include diarrhea and frequent, sometimes explosive bowel movements, according to the CDC.” I say, I say, That boy’s about as sharp as a sack o’ wet mice, Dear fucking 8 pound 6 ounce baby Jesus on a cement tricycle, banjo eyed, insignificant and inconsequentially ignorant imbecilic idiot, single strand DNA refugee from a blow job, not worthy to lick taint lint off my cats backside, Unable to prevail against his one brained celled activity taking him over, so he types, talks, acts as if a retarded ghost possessed him. dickwad that can’t make a good seal on Tupperware, Buttcrackiula, tit, Oh, fuck you sideways with a roll of horse liniment coated concertina wire…you sorry, miserable, posing, shit eating goat fucker, You look like the product of an orgy at a family reunion, got-damn cum drop, You’re funnier than a sock full of frogs and tougher than a jar of marshmallow crème, Sharmouta, hey douche bag, I bet your ass is jealous of the shit that comes out of your mouth, sniveling, codpiece licking toilet seat sniffer, as worthless as a Toyota airbag, lying bucket of Chihuahua shit, taintpimple, Pillow bitin pickle smoocher, meat-gazing walrus fart hamster queef that should have stayed a tittyfuck cumstain in the back seat of an AMC Pacer, Bowl of ass soup, Festering fuckwart on a sewer rat’s ass, I heard you volunteered to go to the Middle East to take on terrorists…dressed as a goat, I believe you to be one of the few, proud pieces of shit that flies won’t fuck on, You’re not the dumbest person on the planet, but you sure better hope he doesn’t die, needle dick bug fucker, wad of fungus on a pile of roach turd, Drongo, Satan even said about you, “Boy is this guy a DICK!, Sparklepony, Toilet weasel, pigshit fungus, grubby little dick-beater, You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john, Connoisseur ,worthless, Vice Admiral of the Narrow Seas, Blows winos behind bus stops for a nickel and gives change, jejeongsin-iya?, whore-hopping fecal wart, Soppspiste Pitbulkukkforhud, stench-ridden, Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; you only gargled, shiftless, monkey-buggerer, petrified shit biscuit, More worthless than rubber lips on a woodpecker or tits on a boar hog, ignoble itching buttcrack, You’re the reason God created Irritable Bowel Syndrome, moldy bowl of ratshit, would wear Richard Simmons’ used jockstrap as a facemask, lickspittle, useless bag of monkey fuck, dickbutt, rectum circling colon goblin, Asshole casserole, Vafanculo, Nut hugger, People like you are the reason God doesn’t talk to us anymore, salad tosser, gonorrheatic urethral cliff diver, smeerlap, fud, rancid floor buffer wax spreader, both of your Grandmothers should have had an abortion, just in case,

          • ChipNASA says:

            I’ve seen bigger wieners on a cocktail plate!, You look like something I’d draw with my left hand, Sphincter reaper, Blower and boffer of balls, Devil of cock gobbling, Bacha bāzī “boy”, Dildohead. If this goose shit gobbling mongoloid were an MRE, he would be Spaghetti and Dick, is a sack sucking semen slurper, nut nibbling nincompoop, and jizz juicing jackoff. This guy, I mean, this fucking guy right here, is the poster boy for Fetal Alcohol Syndrome as a fucking cross eyed, cock gobbling, 55 gallon drum of cock snot, dumpster fire, nsumbyeotchkizzmyazzwingwipineffoffanbeholdemyfieldofphuquesyouphuquingphuquer, Mayor Grundle Butter of Scrotumburg and Anusville, waste of oxygen, Grandstanding cunt, prickwrinkler, Holy cupcake munching monkeys, clitwart, cuntscab, his breath smells like he ate a dead man’s underwear, Fuck you, you nutless chickenfuck cocksucking rat-bastard piece of roach shit! Eat a whole fucking ConEx full of dicks!, anal sphincter canyon yodeling phallic squeezer, numbnuts, malodorous odiferous felonious fido fucker, snowball, Coprophagous fop, Gonorrhea breath, swizzle tits, giggling beerflecked canker blossom, how did you survive infancy, rectal rapee, Dude looks like he smells like hot dog water, GonnoSyphaHerpaClapAIDS Patient Zero monkey buggerer, ball-tickling & ball gargling bullshiat artist, R2-Dildo, You suck dick for beer money and you don’t even drink beer, secret squirrel masturbation specialist, hand in your badge, Adolf, you fart repeatedly just to make yourself smell better, spunk-trumpet, Bakrauf, face down ass up weak kneed pillow biter, maybe this hero could strap a suicide vest to himself, go out in the open desert and make people confetti out of himself, Wait, of all the lucky sperms that came outta your daddy, you’re the one that WON??, He’s so much of a dickhead he takes Viagra thru a nasal spray, and he’s still limp, How I the fuck do assholes like this sleep at night? With one hand on their tiny dick and the other thumb in their ass, Holy shit, maybe a “buggerer of little boys”, rottencrotched, rump wrangling, colostomy bag curator, A butter knife amongst razor blades, Rusty Trombone Virtuoso, he is the kinda guy who likes meeting up with two strange men so they can sword fight in his mouth, he’s the kind of guy you’d find hanging out around highway rest areas because he’s frequenting the public bathrooms trying to gargle marbles for change, culo de chongo, booger eating fuckbucket, Lemon Party-lusting, Pissflap, fucknuckles, is about as real as a Civil War Issue polyester blanket, Menstrual quimsquirt, you’re as useful as Anne Frank’s Drum Set, overzealous polyp burglar, poser quim squirt, bed wetting, follows in Victorious Felder’s bovine excrement -filled boots, I wanna get a running start and drop kick him right in the ‘ol yogurt gun, Fustilarian, Knobgobble, prancing pony penis puffer, Likes to turn his mouth into a day care center with guys baby gravy behind the local truck stop, I hope his rectum is popped so hard, he will achieve liftoff on Mr. Tiny’s launch pad, less popular than a Cheese and Veggie Omelet MRE, You are so full of shit, your ears stink, I hope your wife brings a date to your funeral, butt-pirate, as popular as an SBD fart in church on a packed house Sunday, you should get dorked in the squeakhole with the Barbed Cock of Satan, toadstool slime-inhaling dick-drizzling sludge, putrid barrel of fermenting manatee prostatic fluid, prodigious jenkem huffer, You’re a dirty coffee mug on a Monday morning filled to the brim with steaming frothy panther piss, Asparagus-dick, as fucked up as an opossum eating shit out of a hairbrush, Champion Jailhouse Baloney Pony Rider, You’re dumber than snake mittens, Wooden dildo, assplow, Piss Whistle, moron, Poodle Raper, cunt fart, Prevaricating orally diarrhetic sphincter mouth, lintlicker, Wino sphincter/ballsack coinesseur, Cock Bagel and Dick Doughnut, Stronzo, Pie-Faced Crotch Pheasant, Road apple, Mule muffins, Buffalo bagels, Beaver biscuits, pony pucks & Pigeon pellets (Shout out to M*A*S*H Col. Potter) (Not Colonel Potter but if he’d have thought about it, he’d have said it. ) one giant pile of Moose marbles, Straight Up Stupid Motherfucker, manpleaser,
            this buttmunch needs to eat out the rotten asshole of a road-killed skunk, baby unit, one eyed snake charmer, People like this make me wanna hatefuck a dumpster, on fire and then give sloppy seconds to a menstruating porcupine, Shit-Slot Cosmonaut, Proper Daft Cunt, you thought you had a hair on your dick until it peed, zombies would take one look at you and walk the other direction, Do you know who has more friends and is more popular than you? The Shit Pool at Kandahar Airfield Afghanistan, he has less brains than a bony eared assfish if he thought he would continue to get away with his bullshit, Fair suck of the sav, This motherfucking guy makes my ass itch, is so unimaginably and extraordinarily vapid and mindlessly stupid that he could get lost in an elevator, Meretricious, you’ll never be the man your mother is, Odious Twonk, spaghetti straw-sized personal organ, real boy babies have bigger nuts, putting the squeeze on this nugatory nut nibbler is not worth the juice, there are ants that are smarter than this dorkwad from the bottom of Poontang Pond, he is just a rock with lips rocking the dick head look, likes to suck the turds out of rabid dogs bungholes, is a lying sack of wet doughnut batter, He looks like the kind of guy that really needs to take a bath…with a toaster. baby cave, analconda, Grade A chode yodeler, tittilating scrotalator pole smoker, Vaginal Sand Fairy, Drollenpijper, wide open mouth pivot man in a circle jerk, feral abacus, leg humper, You look like you were conceived through anal, meadow muffin, ax wound drippings, you’re such a loser, when you spank your little wee-wee, your hand falls asleep, horse squeeze Ball Cheese, you were born after your Dad cream-pied her asshole then finger fucked her vagina, your “heroic “ career is less believable than UFOs, Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster, you are the poster child for ED, when I want to terrorize my children, I tell YOU are under their bed, when I saw this sperm receptacle, soggy biscuit eater, my eyes rolled so hard I saw my own brain stem, I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid, Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid, you emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid, nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid.Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know, Schlumpadinka, wazzock, Tampon Tunnel, used toilet paper-sniffing Turbo knob vacuum of a meat gazer, terminal crotch infection, asshat, roach turd-munching shit-for-brains, a black hole would spit you out, the founding fathers said all men are created equal….except for you, you make scientists contemplate the possibility that there’s a negative IQ number, if you an 2 other guys ran a race together, you’d come in fourth, dick pickle, gòrach pìos de cac, It looks like he smeared super glue on his lip and chin and went down on Whoopi Goldberg’s cootchie, You make PTSD/TBI look like a state fair, a 3 ring circus and Disneyland all rolled into one, likes to gargle with a mouthful of unborn crib midgets, He can shit and fall in it as far as I am concerned(This one is for the Ladies and Medical Staff) this prancing fairy is about as popular as a failed Episiotomy with a 4th degree perineal tear, wanker, herpes-ridden dung beetle target, feejackapeesack, first volunteer for being part of a jailhouse human centipede, bunghole warrior, cockwomble, bread loaf end slice, should eat a nice steaming pile of monkey shit you ass clown, looks like hammered dog shit, Your mother may have told you that you could be anything you wanted, but a douchebag wasn’t what she meant, If Mr. Rogers were alive, he’d piss on your grave, helmet wearing short bus riding window licker, Head paddler in the douche canoe, Uncle Fucker, more ate up than a chocolate dildo in a crowded gay bar, shitbag, dipstickus giganticus,

            • ChipNASA says:

              Humpty Dumpty cleanup man after the fleet visits Naples, Herp-Burger, poofter, intergalactic cunt muffin, knob gobbling, fimicolous galactic Jackoff, Deputy executive assistant jizz mopper in training, chronic hemorrhoid, stugatz, inbred, toe-jam from an infected Filipino hooker that specializes in foot jobs, tortured turnip turd, Sea Donkey, festering pool of anal leakage, your penis lives in eternal darkness, I’d hate to see your toilet, retardus maximus, Microcephalic Toad Licker, can go suck a fat baby’s dick, steaming rat-felching bucket of moldy monkey fuck, Bellicose ball gnashing raper of babies with rabies, Pecker-puffing pickle licker, catcher not pitcher, bawbag, about as useful as a white crayon, Arschloch, impotent koekeloeren, slaptard, couldn’t even be trained in my AFSC in the USAF to suck farts out of C-5 seat cushions, mumpsimus, reverse dirty sanchez lover, scunner, he claims to have PTSD and he really does have PTSD, PTSD” when it stands for “pretty talented suckign dicks, kutomba wewe, Cryptosporidium-ridden tire tosser, fudgepacker, turbo douche & enema nozzle, mental midget, likes to molest small farm animals, dead and alive, is a hemorrhoid, 100 retarded monkeys could jerk off in a stagnant swamp and generate a better life form than you, You are about as useful as a knitted condom, nasty enough to pass gas during a colonscopy, thinks a GI lavage is a mixed drink at a party, if I had the taste of you in my mouth, I’d lick the taint of a dead rotting water buffalo in the Vietnamese jungle just to get the taste out, just to fix your shit, you could make a Jew deny the Holocaust, consuming connoisseur of the chocolate starfish, Cocksucking Catfish, anal & vaginal prolapse, giant anal Q-Tip, this freak fancies himself performing fellatio on a variety of pinnapeds, He went all vaginal. You *never* go all vaginal, fucked himself faster than a horny chihuahua by lying about his Military Service, you are the reason Jesus can’t play peek-a-boo, he has holes in his hands, you are a 0 EPR/OPR, you are worse than a Dishonorable Discharge….from your Mom’s vagina, Massive, back alley, bucket of schlong fuck juice, cockalorum cum-guzzling gutter slut, Dalton Coldiron’s bunny-butt buddy atomic sphincter goblin, If you stuck your brain up a gnat’s ass, it would look like a BB in a boxcar, Jackanape, Fuck Tart, Sitzpinkler, lispian, pussytits, Milksop, you’re such an embarrassment to your family and your father is so ashamed of you, he’d refuse a free blowjob out of fear of further spilling his seed, Forrest Gump points and laughs at you, you suck so bad, AIDS and Cancer have nightmares about you, your shit is about as funny as Anne Frank, Helen Keller and Terri Schiavo having an orgy in the showers at Auschwitz, you suck so bad, puppies, kittens and babies hate you, you are so loathsome, looks like the kind of guy who lets his wife gets her shit pushed in by Mr. Ouch while he watches, Gandhi would ass rape you for giggles, you are about as welcome as a yeast infection, hemorrhoids, gonorrhea, syphilis, chlamydia, genital wards and herpes, you’re one of the reasons Trump is President, you make God want a do-over, You vacuous, toffee-nosed malodorous pervert, pillock, puss soaked jackwagon, waste of trace elements and water, Jizztissue, knob breath dick biscuit, Pettifogger, Bunghole Baby, Rear Admiral of the Butt Piracy, donkey raping shit-eater, twatface, pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo it, may he lay a lip lock on the snotty end of a moose cock,butt munch, deep sea crotch lobster, man of the night in a large animal bordello, I bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck your own mother in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give her a reach-around (Thanks R. Lee Ermey, R.I.P), OK this is long so hold on, NOT a Ranger, NOT Special Forces Qualified, didn’t train Israelis, Didn’t receive confidential orders for Operation Phoenix, Did not liberate CIA assets, The Army didn’t fake his death. (Really?!) Was not in Cambodia, was NOT a POW, Was NOT in Beirut, did not earn any of the following, Bronze Star, Purple Heart, Army Commendation, Good Conduct Medal, NOT a Sergeant E-7, Not Airborne, Never earned EIB Expert Infantry Badge NOR the Combat Infantry Badge, White Sands Missile Patch,
              like did he just pull that one out of his ass?, (I’ve been to White Sands) you are worse than the Devil’s Hemorrhoids, TOTALLY a retarded, soul patch ball dusting, burn pit of worthlessness, you know the old saying “don’t throw the baby out with the bath water?” You would be the exception, he can go fuck a hill of dildos, you’re so fugly, you could make the Sun go down and not want to come up again, you make people that know you, want ass cancer, you make Hillary Clinton’s vagina look attractive, should be blowing everyone in cell block D and taking it up the ass, simultaneously from everyone in cell block C, This guy is a piece of lint on stinky goat nuts, You fucking LAND WALRUS, shit snorting stain on Hillary Clinton’s yeast infected kootchie covers, you’re lucky we don’t dress you up in drag, drop your ass off somewhere in the Middle East and let an entire battalion of ISIS soldiers and supporters butt rape you until you’re turned inside out, This guy has spunk. And by spunk, I mean he likes to ingest copious, and I mean immense, monumental and breathtaking, amounts of Baby Batter, Ball Barf, Trouser Gravy, Man Chowder, High Fructose Porn Syrup, Daddy Sauce, Choad Nectar, Throat Yogurt, Penis Colada, Nut Butter, and Weiner Sauce, remember that story in the news a while back about a guy that was arrested for fucking his girlfriend’s dog that had been dead for a few days, in front of a daycare center? Yeah, you’re worse than that guy, you make child rape and crib death seem funny, you are such a fuckgasim, you’d leave Don Rickles speechless, you could make Goodwill, the Salvation Army and the Red Cross give you the finger, You make your own Mother cry on Mother’s Day, you’re the reason proctologists are a thing, seeing you frolicking around in all your finery makes me understand why Abba wrote the song Dancing Queen, I’d rather watch AFRTS than see this guy’s shit on the Internet, if you were a planet, you’d be Uranus, YOU are the reason monkeys throw poop, you stupid toilet mint licker, Hitler wishes he had you as a mentor because now he feels like a failure, you weak-kneed no-load pus-nuts pisspants needle-dicked cockroach-fucking slug-licking bucket of lying cockroach shit!, Ball Basting Boy Wondor, What an oily little meatgazer, planetary level atomic flaming douchebag, Santorium, lying shitbag wanna-be fucknozzle cleaner, Impacted breaching turtle head, Rumpleforeskin, parasite on society, What in the bipolar fuck, fuckstain skidmark on the underwear of life, anal bum cover (LOL SNL Jeopardy), taint cookie, Mr. Men’s Room Wide Stance toe tapping glory hole hero, Fartleberry, Some NCO Should have beat you within an inch of your life, insult to humanity, I hope his ego hits the floor like a turd from a tall cows ass, shit-filled meatsack, masturbates to videos of Jar-Jar Binks, pisses off more people than the clackers on an abacus, prepare your anus, karma is going in dry, You are a moron. A window pane licking, urinal cake eating, lying moron, YOU’RE THE REASON ALIENS COME TO EARTH IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND STICK THINGS UP OUR ASSES BECAUSE EVEN ADVANCED CIVILIZATIONS CAN’T FIGURE YOUR SHIT OUT, walking shart shooter, minge, moldy dingleberry on a roadkill swamp rat’s ass, test subject for Preparations A thru G, Remedy critch, Gnard gargling queefsquirt, I heard you were created via frozen embryo, you must have thawed, obstreperous shit-whistle, what’s gross, a truckload of dead babies, what’s grosser than gross, a truckload of dead babies with a live one in the middle trying to eat its way out, what is more disgusting than that? You, stupid enough to try to sandpaper to a wildcat’s ass in a phone booth, Handgallop, twatscicle, Obamawad, tool, bint, sleezebag, weaksauce, Gobshite, fuck hole, Pillsbury Dough Bitch, Should NOT be around WOMEN OR CHILDREN, touches himself inappropriately, Turd-Burglar, rimjobber, turd lizard of a roadkill opossum-humper, cum-dumpster, Inbred buck-toothed slimy toadstool on a Swamp Donkey turd, Useless mangy crotch-dropping, needle dick buttfucker, Putz, rectal inspector, this swollen, sweltering manhole should be infected with herpegonasyphilaids, ferger, Sheep tits,

          • ChipNASA says:

            I’ve seen bigger wieners on a cocktail plate!, You look like something I’d draw with my left hand, Sphincter reaper, Blower and boffer of balls, Devil of cock gobbling, Bacha bāzī “boy”, Dildohead. If this goose shit gobbling mongoloid were an MRE, he would be Spaghetti and Dick, is a sack sucking semen slurper, nut nibbling nincompoop, and jizz juicing jackoff. This guy, I mean, this fucking guy right here, is the poster boy for Fetal Alcohol Syndrome as a fucking cross eyed, cock gobbling, 55 gallon drum of cock snot, dumpster fire, nsumbyeotchkizzmyazzwingwipineffoffanbeholdemyfieldofphuquesyouphuquingphuquer, Mayor Grundle Butter of Scrotumburg and Anusville, waste of oxygen, Grandstanding cunt, prickwrinkler, Holy cupcake munching monkeys, clitwart, cuntscab, his breath smells like he ate a dead man’s underwear, Fuck you, you nutless chickenfuck cocksucking rat-bastard piece of roach shit! Eat a whole fucking ConEx full of dicks!, anal sphincter canyon yodeling phallic squeezer, numbnuts, malodorous odiferous felonious fido fucker, snowball, Coprophagous fop, Gonorrhea breath, swizzle tits, giggling beerflecked canker blossom, how did you survive infancy, rectal rapee, Dude looks like he smells like hot dog water, GonnoSyphaHerpaClapAIDS Patient Zero monkey buggerer, ball-tickling & ball gargling bullshiat artist, R2-Dildo, You suck dick for beer money and you don’t even drink beer, secret squirrel masturbation specialist, hand in your badge, Adolf, you fart repeatedly just to make yourself smell better, spunk-trumpet, Bakrauf, face down ass up weak kneed pillow biter, maybe this hero could strap a suicide vest to himself, go out in the open desert and make people confetti out of himself, Wait, of all the lucky sperms that came outta your daddy, you’re the one that WON??, He’s so much of a dickhead he takes Viagra thru a nasal spray, and he’s still limp, How I the fuck do assholes like this sleep at night? With one hand on their tiny dick and the other thumb in their ass, Holy shit, maybe a “buggerer of little boys”, rottencrotched, rump wrangling, colostomy bag curator, A butter knife amongst razor blades, Rusty Trombone Virtuoso, he is the kinda guy who likes meeting up with two strange men so they can sword fight in his mouth, he’s the kind of guy you’d find hanging out around highway rest areas because he’s frequenting the public bathrooms trying to gargle marbles for change, culo de chongo, booger eating fuckbucket, Lemon Party-lusting, Pissflap, fucknuckles, is about as real as a Civil War Issue polyester blanket, Menstrual quimsquirt, you’re as useful as Anne Frank’s Drum Set, overzealous polyp burglar, poser quim squirt, bed wetting, follows in Victorious Felder’s bovine excrement -filled boots, I wanna get a running start and drop kick him right in the ‘ol yogurt gun, Fustilarian, Knobgobble, prancing pony penis puffer, Likes to turn his mouth into a day care center with guys baby gravy behind the local truck stop, I hope his rectum is popped so hard, he will achieve liftoff on Mr. Tiny’s launch pad, less popular than a Cheese and Veggie Omelet MRE, You are so full of shit, your ears stink, I hope your wife brings a date to your funeral, butt-pirate, as popular as an SBD fart in church on a packed house Sunday, you should get dorked in the squeakhole with the Barbed Cock of Satan, toadstool slime-inhaling dick-drizzling sludge, putrid barrel of fermenting manatee prostatic fluid, prodigious jenkem huffer, You’re a dirty coffee mug on a Monday morning filled to the brim with steaming frothy panther piss, Asparagus-dick, as fucked up as an opossum eating shit out of a hairbrush, Champion Jailhouse Baloney Pony Rider, You’re dumber than snake mittens, Wooden dildo, assplow, Piss Whistle, moron, Poodle Raper, cunt fart, Prevaricating orally diarrhetic sphincter mouth, lintlicker, Wino sphincter/ballsack coinesseur, Cock Bagel and Dick Doughnut, Stronzo, Pie-Faced Crotch Pheasant, Road apple, Mule muffins, Buffalo bagels, Beaver biscuits, pony pucks & Pigeon pellets (Shout out to M*A*S*H Col. Potter) (Not Colonel Potter but if he’d have thought about it, he’d have said it. ) one giant pile of Moose marbles, Straight Up Stupid Motherfucker, manpleaser,
            this buttmunch needs to eat out the rotten asshole of a road-killed skunk, baby unit, one eyed snake charmer, People like this make me wanna hatefuck a dumpster, on fire and then give sloppy seconds to a menstruating porcupine, Shit-Slot Cosmonaut, Proper Daft Cunt, you thought you had a hair on your dick until it peed, zombies would take one look at you and walk the other direction, Do you know who has more friends and is more popular than you? The Shit Pool at Kandahar Airfield Afghanistan, he has less brains than a bony eared assfish if he thought he would continue to get away with his bullshit, Fair suck of the sav, This motherfucking guy makes my ass itch, is so unimaginably and extraordinarily vapid and mindlessly stupid that he could get lost in an elevator, Meretricious, you’ll never be the man your mother is, Odious Twonk, spaghetti straw-sized personal organ, real boy babies have bigger nuts, putting the squeeze on this nugatory nut nibbler is not worth the juice, there are ants that are smarter than this dorkwad from the bottom of Poontang Pond, he is just a rock with lips rocking the dick head look, likes to suck the turds out of rabid dogs bungholes, is a lying sack of wet doughnut batter, He looks like the kind of guy that really needs to take a bath…with a toaster. baby cave, analconda, Grade A chode yodeler, tittilating scrotalator pole smoker, Vaginal Sand Fairy, Drollenpijper, wide open mouth pivot man in a circle jerk, feral abacus, leg humper, You look like you were conceived through anal, meadow muffin, ax wound drippings, you’re such a loser, when you spank your little wee-wee, your hand falls asleep, horse squeeze Ball Cheese, you were born after your Dad cream-pied her asshole then finger fucked her vagina, your “heroic “ career is less believable than UFOs, Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster, you are the poster child for ED, when I want to terrorize my children, I tell YOU are under their bed, when I saw this sperm receptacle, soggy biscuit eater, my eyes rolled so hard I saw my own brain stem, I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid, Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid, you emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid, nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid.Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know, Schlumpadinka, wazzock, Tampon Tunnel, used toilet paper-sniffing Turbo knob vacuum of a meat gazer, terminal crotch infection, asshat, roach turd-munching shit-for-brains, a black hole would spit you out, the founding fathers said all men are created equal….except for you, you make scientists contemplate the possibility that there’s a negative IQ number, if you an 2 other guys ran a race together, you’d come in fourth, dick pickle, gòrach pìos de cac, It looks like he smeared super glue on his lip and chin and went down on Whoopi Goldberg’s cootchie, You make PTSD/TBI look like a state fair, a 3 ring circus and Disneyland all rolled into one, likes to gargle with a mouthful of unborn crib midgets, He can shit and fall in it as far as I am concerned(This one is for the Ladies and Medical Staff) this prancing fairy is about as popular as a failed Episiotomy with a 4th degree perineal tear, wanker, herpes-ridden dung beetle target, feejackapeesack, first volunteer for being part of a jailhouse human centipede, bunghole warrior, cockwomble, bread loaf end slice, should eat a nice steaming pile of monkey shit you ass clown, looks like hammered dog shit, Your mother may have told you that you could be anything you wanted, but a douchebag wasn’t what she meant, If Mr. Rogers were alive, he’d piss on your grave, helmet wearing short bus riding window licker, Head paddler in the douche canoe, Uncle Fucker, more ate up than a chocolate dildo in a crowded gay bar, shitbag, dipstickus giganticus,

            • ChipNASA says:

              Humpty Dumpty cleanup man after the fleet visits Naples, Herp-Burger, poofter, intergalactic cunt muffin, knob gobbling, fimicolous galactic Jackoff, Deputy executive assistant jizz mopper in training, chronic hemorrhoid, stugatz, inbred, toe-jam from an infected Filipino hooker that specializes in foot jobs, tortured turnip turd, Sea Donkey, festering pool of anal leakage, your penis lives in eternal darkness, I’d hate to see your toilet, retardus maximus, Microcephalic Toad Licker, can go suck a fat baby’s dick, steaming rat-felching bucket of moldy monkey fuck, Bellicose ball gnashing raper of babies with rabies, Pecker-puffing pickle licker, catcher not pitcher, bawbag, about as useful as a white crayon, Arschloch, impotent koekeloeren, slaptard, couldn’t even be trained in my AFSC in the USAF to suck farts out of C-5 seat cushions, mumpsimus, reverse dirty sanchez lover, scunner, he claims to have PTSD and he really does have PTSD, PTSD” when it stands for “pretty talented suckign dicks, kutomba wewe, Cryptosporidium-ridden tire tosser, fudgepacker, turbo douche & enema nozzle, mental midget, likes to molest small farm animals, dead and alive, is a hemorrhoid, 100 retarded monkeys could jerk off in a stagnant swamp and generate a better life form than you, You are about as useful as a knitted condom, nasty enough to pass gas during a colonscopy, thinks a GI lavage is a mixed drink at a party, if I had the taste of you in my mouth, I’d lick the taint of a dead rotting water buffalo in the Vietnamese jungle just to get the taste out, just to fix your shit, you could make a Jew deny the Holocaust, consuming connoisseur of the chocolate starfish, Cocksucking Catfish, anal & vaginal prolapse, giant anal Q-Tip, this freak fancies himself performing fellatio on a variety of pinnapeds, He went all vaginal. You *never* go all vaginal, fucked himself faster than a horny chihuahua by lying about his Military Service, you are the reason Jesus can’t play peek-a-boo, he has holes in his hands, you are a 0 EPR/OPR, you are worse than a Dishonorable Discharge….from your Mom’s vagina, Massive, back alley, bucket of schlong fuck juice, cockalorum cum-guzzling gutter slut, Dalton Coldiron’s bunny-butt buddy atomic sphincter goblin, If you stuck your brain up a gnat’s ass, it would look like a BB in a boxcar, Jackanape, Fuck Tart, Sitzpinkler, lispian, pussytits, Milksop, you’re such an embarrassment to your family and your father is so ashamed of you, he’d refuse a free blowjob out of fear of further spilling his seed, Forrest Gump points and laughs at you, you suck so bad, AIDS and Cancer have nightmares about you, your shit is about as funny as Anne Frank, Helen Keller and Terri Schiavo having an orgy in the showers at Auschwitz, you suck so bad, puppies, kittens and babies hate you, you are so loathsome, looks like the kind of guy who lets his wife gets her shit pushed in by Mr. Ouch while he watches, Gandhi would ass rape you for giggles, you are about as welcome as a yeast infection, hemorrhoids, gonorrhea, syphilis, chlamydia, genital wards and herpes, you’re one of the reasons Trump is President, you make God want a do-over, You vacuous, toffee-nosed malodorous pervert, pillock, puss soaked jackwagon, waste of trace elements and water, Jizztissue, knob breath dick biscuit, Pettifogger, Bunghole Baby, Rear Admiral of the Butt Piracy, donkey raping shit-eater, twatface, pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo it, may he lay a lip lock on the snotty end of a moose cock,butt munch, deep sea crotch lobster, man of the night in a large animal bordello, I bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck your own mother in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give her a reach-around (Thanks R. Lee Ermey, R.I.P), OK this is long so hold on, NOT a Ranger, NOT Special Forces Qualified, didn’t train Israelis, Didn’t receive confidential orders for Operation Phoenix, Did not liberate CIA assets, The Army didn’t fake his death. (Really?!) Was not in Cambodia, was NOT a POW, Was NOT in Beirut, did not earn any of the following, Bronze Star, Purple Heart, Army Commendation, Good Conduct Medal, NOT a Sergeant E-7, Not Airborne, Never earned EIB Expert Infantry Badge NOR the Combat Infantry Badge, White Sands Missile Patch,
              like did he just pull that one out of his ass?, (I’ve been to White Sands) you are worse than the Devil’s Hemorrhoids, TOTALLY a retarded, soul patch ball dusting, burn pit of worthlessness, you know the old saying “don’t throw the baby out with the bath water?” You would be the exception, he can go fuck a hill of dildos, you’re so fugly, you could make the Sun go down and not want to come up again, you make people that know you, want ass cancer, you make Hillary Clinton’s vagina look attractive, should be blowing everyone in cell block D and taking it up the ass, simultaneously from everyone in cell block C, This guy is a piece of lint on stinky goat nuts, You fucking LAND WALRUS, shit snorting stain on Hillary Clinton’s yeast infected kootchie covers, you’re lucky we don’t dress you up in drag, drop your ass off somewhere in the Middle East and let an entire battalion of ISIS soldiers and supporters butt rape you until you’re turned inside out, This guy has spunk. And by spunk, I mean he likes to ingest copious, and I mean immense, monumental and breathtaking, amounts of Baby Batter, Ball Barf, Trouser Gravy, Man Chowder, High Fructose Porn Syrup, Daddy Sauce, Choad Nectar, Throat Yogurt, Penis Colada, Nut Butter, and Weiner Sauce, remember that story in the news a while back about a guy that was arrested for fucking his girlfriend’s dog that had been dead for a few days, in front of a daycare center? Yeah, you’re worse than that guy, you make child rape and crib death seem funny, you are such a fuckgasim, you’d leave Don Rickles speechless, you could make Goodwill, the Salvation Army and the Red Cross give you the finger, You make your own Mother cry on Mother’s Day, you’re the reason proctologists are a thing, seeing you frolicking around in all your finery makes me understand why Abba wrote the song Dancing Queen, I’d rather watch AFRTS than see this guy’s shit on the Internet, if you were a planet, you’d be Uranus, YOU are the reason monkeys throw poop, you stupid toilet mint licker, Hitler wishes he had you as a mentor because now he feels like a failure, you weak-kneed no-load pus-nuts pisspants needle-dicked cockroach-fucking slug-licking bucket of lying cockroach shit!, Ball Basting Boy Wondor, What an oily little meatgazer, planetary level atomic flaming douchebag, Santorium, lying shitbag wanna-be fucknozzle cleaner, Impacted breaching turtle head, Rumpleforeskin, parasite on society, What in the bipolar fuck, fuckstain skidmark on the underwear of life, anal bum cover (LOL SNL Jeopardy), taint cookie, Mr. Men’s Room Wide Stance toe tapping glory hole hero, Fartleberry, Some NCO Should have beat you within an inch of your life, insult to humanity, I hope his ego hits the floor like a turd from a tall cows ass, shit-filled meatsack, masturbates to videos of Jar-Jar Binks, pisses off more people than the clackers on an abacus, prepare your anus, karma is going in dry, You are a moron. A window pane licking, urinal cake eating, lying moron, YOU’RE THE REASON ALIENS COME TO EARTH IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND STICK THINGS UP OUR ASSES BECAUSE EVEN ADVANCED CIVILIZATIONS CAN’T FIGURE YOUR SHIT OUT, walking shart shooter, minge, moldy dingleberry on a roadkill swamp rat’s ass, test subject for Preparations A thru G, Remedy critch, Gnard gargling queefsquirt, I heard you were created via frozen embryo, you must have thawed, obstreperous shit-whistle, what’s gross, a truckload of dead babies, what’s grosser than gross, a truckload of dead babies with a live one in the middle trying to eat its way out, what is more disgusting than that? You, stupid enough to try to sandpaper to a wildcat’s ass in a phone booth, Handgallop, twatscicle, Obamawad, tool, bint, sleezebag, weaksauce, Gobshite, fuck hole, Pillsbury Dough Bitch, Should NOT be around WOMEN OR CHILDREN, touches himself inappropriately, Turd-Burglar, rimjobber, turd lizard of a roadkill opossum-humper, cum-dumpster, Inbred buck-toothed slimy toadstool on a Swamp Donkey turd, Useless mangy crotch-dropping, needle dick buttfucker, Putz, rectal inspector, this swollen, sweltering manhole should be infected with herpegonasyphilaids, ferger, Sheep tits,

              • ChipNASA says:

                gonad, queefer, chicken shit, choad, Puppy fucker, dopus, Blue Falcon and Blue Waffle, Fuck Apple with mold, twizzletits, tallywacker, Bozack, Fiction-flinging Richard Gere’s Ass Gerbil Felcher, dingleberry circling ass buzzard, bitch, Saprophyte, ATM, pap smear, bukakke glazed shitmitten, Dandy prat, Tazmanian Dorkwad rat fucking, shit-sucking warthog’s asshole, gimp, bescumber, coccydynia, you lying sack of mosquito, Siberian bag of cum-stained hadji sheep shit”, mangina micropeen, Fuckrag, Syphilitic Turd Burglar, possibly likes to pick his teeth with his OWN used catheters, Hircismus, cheat, You couldn’t make a point if someone gave you a pencil sharpener, should be pounded in the poop hole with a turret of a M1 Abrams, and then fired a WP round therein, pope-fondling, turbo apeshit crazy, Cacafuego, Cock-juggling *Pussy* thundercunt, And a new addition thanks to Sarge I hereby introduce you to the ALPHABET ASSAULT:
                Annoying asinine Ampharos asshole assistant to APL; bulimic ballsack biting butt buddy at Brucie’s Bathhouse (entrance in the rear); chronic cocksucking clymidiacic chickenfucking cretin; dumbass dumbshit dickguzzling dimwitted douchebag, erratic earwax eating enema expert; fowl felching monkeyfucking ferret fluffing Uncle Fester look-alike; gregarious gangrene carrying Grinch; hypocrtical hippo humping hackeysack full of horse shit; idiotic inbred imbecile with a low IQ and impotence issues; jumping jackass with jockey shorts full of jellyfish jism; kooky kommunistic klown kitty fucking knave; lying loathsome limpdick lillylivered lazyass llama blowing loser; manmeat mooching meatslapping moosecock muncher; no good ninja nippled needlenutted nobody; obsolete overfucked octopus orgy observer; penis pumping pee filled poster child for proper prophelactic usage; queasy queef quaffing quantum horsesqueeze; ratt fucking rump ranger who plays the rusty trombone; Shit surping semen burping dick sucking sorry sonavabitch with syphilis; taint ticking test subject for tits on men at Tiny’s Truck Stop; unclefucking ugly ass unborn umbilical discharge; valor Vulture and volunteer for vile vaginal discharge vacuum duty, wanks to blue waffle porn while waiting for winos to blow at the aforemention truck stop; useful as an upset ugly unicorn uterus; yodleing yellowbellied yak yanker; zipper gazing zealot with zits on his zero inch dick. Fuck off, eat shit, die in a fire.
                If any of this offends you, I’m sorry. If something here *doesn’t* offend you, I’m not trying hard enough!

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                OFFICIAL TAH BINGO CARD®™
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                FUCK YOU, ASS HAMSTER!!!
                Can I get an AMEN?! (Or your choice of exclamation/interjection.)
                Here endeth the lesson.

                Oh and one time Blake Morgan said: “ I swear I was hearing “O Beautiful for spacious skies… For amber waves of grain” playing as I was reading this…. “

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  18. HMCS(FMF) ret says:

    Marty’s call sign while he was doing all of that Seekrit Skwirll badazz stuff was “RUMP RIDER 7”.

    His new call sign here at TAH is COCKSUCKER!

    Enjoy the search engine hit, Marty!

  19. Sapper3307 says:

    No combat jumps or HALO wings,, light weight.

  20. So like the horse racing starting gate, we have win, place and show so this now puts the TAH starting gate phony seals as a show. I think I’ll go to the $2.00 window and go phony Army posers/embellishers. By the way, what is meant by being MOTOR wounded as written above on his Walter Mitty dream adventures. Not meant for Danny Kaye who played Walter.

  21. ChipNASA says:

    You ain’t shit until you’ve deployed in a fuzzy pink bathrobe, right killer??

  22. Mick says:

    Oh FFS: “captured & tortured” in May ’73 in the Cam of the Bodia.

    Why do these poser assclowns always want to go around boasting about being a POW? It’s unfathomable.

    I had a great uncle who was a POW in WW2, I’m acquainted with a Vietnam POW, and I know several of the U.S. POWs from Operation DESERT STORM.

    Not one of them views their captivity in the hands of the enemy as a sought-after glorious achievement to be bragged about at every opportunity.

  23. Sandman says:

    Proof of this hero’s service! Even the mustache is the same!

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=q4roxM8hUMk

  24. RadTech says:

    An embarrassment to Canada, the uniform and Acadians :(.

  25. HT3 '83-'87 says:

    The real Martin LeBlanc IS a POSer phony with a large collection of Ranger t-shirts.
    The real Martin LeBlanc IS NOT a Ghost Warrior.
    The real Martin LeBlanc IS NOT a Ranger.
    The real Martin LeBlanc IS NOT Special Forces qualified.
    The real Martin LeBlanc IS NOT Airborne qualified
    The real Martin LeBlanc DID NOT earn a CIB let alone 3.
    The real Martin LeBlanc DID NOT earn a Bronze Star.
    The real Martin LeBlanc DID NOT earn multiple Purple Hearts.
    The real Martin LeBlanc DID NOT earn stripes and rockers of a SFC.
    The real Martin LeBlanc IS a Spec 5 pencil pusher, paper stacking, REMF that never stepped a foot in SE Asia.
    The real Martin LeBlanc posts one hell of a ‘Call of Duty: Ghost Warrior’ resume and pretends he’s standing on the shoulders of greater men who sacrificed plenty and accomplished even more.

    The real Martin LeBlanc…f%%k you!!!

  26. Roh-Dog says:

    Wow. What a looney ‘toon of a human being. I think Mel Blanc said it best, https://youtu.be/gBzJGckMYO4

  27. marinedad61 says:

    The BOOK has a FakeBook page.
    How fitting!
    Also fitting, are the newest comments.

    https://www.facebook.com/AGhostWarrior/

    • marinedad61 says:

      THIS was the Book FakeBook page’s response (yesterday),
      to being outed by GGB.

      (paste)
      Response to posted messages on this page
      that Martin Le Blanc / Ghost Warrior is a fraud:

      Members of the Guardians of the Green Beret –
      a self-appointed group of presumed former Green Berets –
      attended a public presentation about the book Ghost Warrior on March 9 and loudly proclaimed their opinion of fraud.
      They presented incomplete documents obtained under the Freedom of Information Act showing Martin’s Army service from 1966 – 69.
      As noted in the book, Martin went off-books after a training mission in Alaska in 1969 and until his retirement in 1986.
      He undertook many covert assignments (with no written orders) during that latter period, with William Colby as his handler until 1976.
      These missions cannot be found under FOI requests.

      The “Guardians” asked to see certain documents and we have agreed to meet with them shortly to show such documents that demonstrate:
      Martin’s service to 1986
      (credited until 1988 due to service-related hospitalizations),
      including the DD-214.
      Medical records with his combat-related diagnosis
      and designation as 100% disabled, service-related.
      Increases in his military pension after the Veterans Administration accessed his sealed records,
      upon Martin’s request, in the early 2000’s.
      Designation of Martin by the Department of Defense as a former Prisoner of War.
      Mandated (and partially funded) by the VA,
      special adaptive housing grants to make his property fully ADA adapted.

      Until they see these documents,
      which we are compiling from files,
      these men should refrain from allegations,
      as we discussed during the public meeting they disrupted. (end paste)

      • Roh-Dog says:

        “off-book” huh?
        Never go full off-book.
        https://youtu.be/X6WHBO_Qc-Q

        • marinedad61 says:

          Roh-Dog,
          Update –
          The Book FakeBook page is going off-book today.
          Now blocking users,
          and also removed offline (public) visibility.
          This doesn’t end well for Martin and Janet,
          but neither realizes this (yet).

        • rgr769 says:

          I think they both went full retard. They shoulda taken the advice of Downey’s character. I have known for many years it is never advisable to go full retard, even when playing make believe.

          Too bad we aren’t still doing the tourney; this duo would be contenders.

      • JBUSMC says:

        If everything is so classified that it doesn’t exist then why is he writing a book about it?

      • Mick says:

        “These missions cannot be found under FOI requests.”

        “…after the Veterans Administration accessed his sealed records…”

        Highly classified missions. Sealed records.

        — sigh —

        Straight out of the well-worn, dog-eared pages of the TAH Poser 101 Handbook.

      • Combat Historian says:

        The pretzel logic of these two idiots are beyond fucked-up.

        So if “THE GOVERNMENT” is so intent on taking Marty “Off-Book” in 1969 because of the earth-shattering TS/SCI/SAP sensitivity of the missions he was about to undertake, why would they all of a sudden allow the VA to be read-in on this in the early 2000’s, and at Marty’s request, no less!

        The VA is not part of the Intel Community, and if “THE GOVERNMENT” is so concerned about the utter sensitivity of these missions that they would fake this guy’s death back in 1969 and take him “Off- Book”, why would they all of a sudden turn around and allow a VA claims researcher to be “read-in” on this kind of ultra TS/SCI sensitive info in 2000, and just to give this guy his bennies? At his own request?
        Did “THE GOVERNMENT” then have to kill off this poor VA claims guy to keep the secret, AKA the Jason Bourne scenario?

        Another thing, Janet the Old Bitty claims that “THE GOVERNMENT” did not take Marty “Off-Book” until 1969, and yet the chronological timeline on top showed he was already carrying out SF and PHOENIX missions in Viet of the Nam during 1967-68. If he was still “On-Book” during 1967-68, wouldn’t those assignments in Viet of the Nam have shown up in his “public” DD 214, since he had not been “sheep-dipped” yet?

        Like I said, the pretzel logic of these two old grifters are beyond fucked-up…

    • Cameron K. says:

      POOF! Page gone.

  28. ninja says:

    I watched the “Martin LeBlanc, Green Beret?” Video at the video site below.

    What is interesting is that starting at the 3:35 mark, his Enabler, Janet, said she saw documents and seen letters from VA determining that he was a POW and that a VA Case worker came to his house and determined access his house needed to be remodel in order for it to be wheelchair accessible.

    Some interesting information on him remodeling his home reference a 21 August 2019 Fort Myers Court Case document:

    https://www.leagle.com/decision/infdco20190822b86

    “In this case plaintiff pro se Martin G. LeBlanc sues the Town of Fort Myers Beach (Town) and Molly Jacob, a Town code enforcement officer, for purportedly violating his Seventh and Fourteenth Amendment, Section 1, rights under the United States Constitution. Plaintiff’s claim arose out of the Town’s enforcement of certain code violations on his property at 230 Bahia Via, Fort Myers Beach, Florida, which plaintiff alleges are “false” and resulting in a lien being placed on his property. Plaintiff alleges that the lien led to the loss of use of his property for refinancing and a grant from the Veteran’s Administration. Although difficult to discern, it appears that plaintiff has attempted to apply for permits to adapt his home so that he may use his wheelchair, but the applications have been denied. Further, the work he has had done on his home has not been code compliant.”

  29. He’s from Florida?? Oh Noooooooooo, don’t tell me that.

  30. ninja says:

    Gee Whiz.

    Research and public information indicates that Ole Marty was married in Raleigh, North Carolina on 13 April 1964. His parents were listed as being alive and living in Perth Amboy, New Jersey.

    What is interesting is that a year later, on 12 September 1965, Ole Marty gets married again, this time in New York. He had a big wedding with 150 guests showing up. According to a 20 September 1965 newspaper article, his Parents were listed as being “The Late”, i.e. deceased and that they were from Metegan, Nova Scotia, Canada. Marty and his new second bride moved to California.

    Then, a year later, he gets married AGAIN, this time in 16 December 1966. That marriage lasted until August 1972; his divorce took place in El Paso, Texas.

    In December 1997, while living in Indianapolis, Indiana, he applied for a marriage license and listed his residence as Nova Scotia, Canada.

  31. Green Thumb says:

    Cut this dude some slack!

    He at least made it the rifle range…

    I wounder if he has ever co-authored with Stephen Cio “Ranger” Burrell?

  32. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    Cocksucker.

  33. ninja says:

    So…

    Ole Marty is from Fort Myers, Florida.

    Wonder if he and Ole Danny Boy, AKA Lawn Dart, swapped Viet of the Nam War stories.

    Too bad Ole Lawn Dart is gone. Janet the Enabler would probably write a book about him as well titled “I Believe I Can Fly”.

    😎😉🛩✈

    • Green Thumb says:

      This loser is probably writing and editing the All-Points Logistics employee biosketches for their website, directory and employee handbook.

      The “Phildosicalness” is strong in this one.

  34. Sarge says:

    Wish I could run this asshat through JPAS/Scattered Castles just for the giggles when it comes up as no records found…

  35. USAF RET says:

    I’ll bet his 100% SCD with VA is totally legit…..dick

  36. Claw says:

    Fake Book Friends with himself. (Must be an old Fake Book page he had before this new one, as the profile picture is of himself at about age 10) The old page is wide open for comments./smile

  37. A Proud Infidel®™️ says:

    What a blue fuckwaffle, I bet he enjoys sporting that mustache when he goes to Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in the Rear) or when he hangs out in the alley out behind The Blue Oyster! He reminds me of the “CB Rambos” I encountered when I drove for a living, they’d talk all the crap in the world on the radio, but face to face they were wusses!

  38. Mick says:

    Based on what we’ve seen in past TAH busted poser behavior patterns, there is a very strong possibility that this case could bring in several hard-charging Sockpuppets during the middle of the night tonight.

    It might be a good idea for Team TAH to string the concertina wire, set the Claymores and trip flares, and post the perimeter watch in preparation for their arrival.

    Hopefully they’ll show up. We haven’t had any good “chew toys” around here for quite a while.

    • SFC D says:

      The foogas is aged to perfection, primed, and ready!

    • 26Limabeans says:

      After watching the video where she keeps grabbing the
      mic to speak for him it will probably be her that
      shows up here to defend him.

      “Up on Cripple Creek, she sends me
      If I spring a leak, she mends me
      I don’t have to speak, she defends me
      A drunkard’s dream if I ever did see one”

      Hat tip to Robbie Robertson

  39. Green Thumb says:

    https://fortmyersbeach.news/ghost-warrior/

    Better and better!

    This dude was smoking some strong stuff!

    • A Proud Infidel®™️ says:

      He SAYS that he helped feed his family via hunting and fishing while he looks like he’d faint if a squirrel jumped near him, I’ve seen shopping mall Security Guards that looked way more badass than him!

    • Mustang Major says:

      The picture of LeBlanc standing infront of the Areca palms is a real hoot. I am doubt the anole lizards were terrified. I wonder is the water sprinklers got him?

  40. USMCMSgt (Ret) says:

    He claims he was in Cambodia during May 1973, and then the Indianapolis 500 the same year.

    Except that race was also held over 3 days in May 1973, and he wasn’t the winner. That credit went to Jordan Johncock.

  41. Sparks says:

    Talk about your “beem ther, done that” check boxes. This guy takes the win, place and show.

    Queef

  42. NHSparky says:

    Beirut by submarine, eh? Love to know which one it was.

    Maybe he and Spodofora were hot bunking together while the latter hitchhiked his way to Vietnam.

    I can see the COB of that boat now…”For the LAST FUCKING TIME! Only ONE of you can be in that rack at a time!”

  43. rgr769 says:

    So this sad cuck of a POSer claims all this high speed SF warrior tales of daring-do, but in reality he was an air-defense artillery missile puke (Hawk battalion) who ended up as a 76Y supply clerk who never left the states. All I had to see was that pic of him wearing the vaunted Green Beret and I knew he had never worn one on active duty. He is one of our more blatant phonies. Plus, he could have volunteered for a tour in the Viet of Nam anytime after he completed Basic and AIT, but I bet he was thrilled he had an MOS (Hswk crewman) that meant he wouldn’t be sent there. The prick could have been the company supply clerk (76Y) in one of my rifle companies, but then I’m glad the lying cucksucker wasn’t.

    76Y’s in a rifle company were REMF’s as they stayed back in the company area in the division or brigade base camp. They truly were in the rear with the gear. In fact, they were in charge of the gear in the rear.

    • Claw says:

      “could have volunteered for a tour in the Viet of Nam” – Yep, more than ample opportunities for a 16D Steely-Eyed Missile Man, as the Hawker outfits there were:

      6/56 ADA (Hawk) Sep 65 – Aug 69 HQ’d at Long Binh
      6/71 ADA (Hawk) Sep 65 – Jun 71 HQ’d at Qui Nhon

      Hell, the Marines even had a Hawk outfit there, the 1st LAAM Bn (Hawk) Feb 65 – Jul/Aug 69 HQ’d at Da Nang covering the Hai Van Pass.

      But I’m sure that once all of this shakes out, his obituary will say something like ” He was in the Army and stationed at Fort Bliss during the 1968 Tet Offensive in Viet Nam.”/smile

  44. A Proud Infidel®™️ says:

    Macho Grande is about the only place he hasn’t claimed to have been, I’ll never get over Macho Grande. I’m willing to bet that he claims to have done Covert Ops in Paprika!

    • 5th/77th FA says:

      No one EVER gets over Macho Grande. Just ask charles w…if you can get him out of the basement…and away from his stapler. You know he has a drinking problem, don’t you?

      I did covert under(the)covers work with Ginger. SHHHH, don’t tell Mary Ann.

    • rgr769 says:

      He likely pulled off a covert op in Paprika with that other SF super warrior, MSG “Pap” Papotia.

  45. rgr769 says:

    For the benefit of the non-Army types who visit here, the only things stuck on Malingering Marty’s Love Me board that he was actually authorized to wear on his uniform when he separated from AD in 1969 was his US collar disc, his Air Defense Artillery branch disc, an Expert marksmanship badge with two rungs, and the vaunted NDSM. Every thing else on the board is bogus. I find it quite humorous that as a fabulous Army Special Forces warrior, he has the Special Forces sleeve patch displayed upside down and without its Airborne tab.

  46. Daisy Cutter says:

    Janet, in her wise old age, forgot the old adage that if it sounds too good to be true, it probably is.

    Janet and Marty most likely filled a void with each other. She was looking for a war hero and an opportunity for something to write about. He was looking for someone to listen to him and believe his stories. She was the receptacle for him to dump into, try his stories out, polish them up where needed. She honed and crafted them.

    Brings to mind those early attempts at flying machines, some not being able to get off the ground. You think you’re ready but you’re not.

  47. Mustang Major says:

    Looks like LeBlanc is on the public speaking circuit:

    Sand Island Paper (Fr. Meyers Beach, FL) 2/20/2020

    “GHOST WARRIOR

    The final public meeting of the season for the Estero Island Historic Society will be held on MO Mar 9 at 7pm at St. Raphael’s Church, 5601 Williams Dr, FMB. Guest Speakers will be the authors of “Ghost Warrior – The Real ‘Martin Blank’ Green Beret in the Vietnam and Cold War Eras,” – Martin G. LeBlanc and Janet Gottlieb Sailian. Hear from a man present at some of the most volatile moments of the Vietnam and Cold War eras. Free admission with EIHS donations accepted.”

    I am suspect copies of his life story were on sale. If he speaks again in Florida, I will drive to the event and pass out complementary copies of his DD-214.

    • marinedad61 says:

      Mustang Major,
      Yes.
      That is the event (scroll up for 14 minute video),
      that GGB showed up and hammered Martin.
      Actually, GGB hammered both Martin and Janet.

      Well, here it is AGAIN.
      It’s a great watch, for 14 minutes.
      Bravo GGB.

      • Mustang Major says:

        Hammer time! Thanks for posting the link. I have never seen a poser exposed. Interesting to watch all of the wiggling.

      • HMC(FMF)Ret_87-10 says:

        It is so delicious to watch a muther fukin liar tap dancing for his life…good thing he has a cane.

        His co-conspirator & enabling scrotal leech swats away earnest questions faster than Barry Bonds.

        Maybe he should use the Hillary defense…”I don’t recall”.

  48. Ret_25X says:

    I’m so disappointed that we had no sock puppets last night.

    This dude and his skrunt are lame.

  49. marinedad61 says:

    Book reviews… at Amazon.
    All 1-star reviews, except for a single 5 star review (for fiction).

    Also, Book reviews… at Barnes & Noble.
    Two 1-star reviews, BOTH for Stolen Valor.

    No reviews (yet) on Indigo.

    https://www.amazon.com/Ghost-Warrior-Martin-Blank-Vietnam/dp/1645598527

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