Eric Winstead – Phony SEAL & Fake MoH

| October 14, 2019

The folks at Military Phony give us their work on Eric James Winstead who lives in Rockmart Georgia.  Winstead claims to be a retired Master Chief and Navy SEAL.

Winstead passed around a resume claiming he retired after serving for 22 years in the Navy, achieved the rank of Master Chief (E-9), obtained a “Department of Defense Level 5 Clearance” (whatever that is), was Commanding Officer of SEAL Team 7, and…

… [drum roll, please] …

… was awarded the “Presidents Medal of Honor.”

He offered proof of his Medal of Honor citation…

The Department of Defense Manpower Data Center showed no active duty service for Winstead.

The National Personnel Records Center (NPRC) referred us to the Department of the Navy…

… and the Department of the Navy could find no records on him and referred us to the NPRC…

The Medal of Honor citation looked an awful lot like the one awarded to SEAL Michael Monsoor…

Here are the citations for comparison…

So, it goes without saying that someone needs U.S. Navy service to become a SEAL in the first place.

Then, one needs to be in combat and distinguish themselves to be awarded the Medal of Honor.

NO Master Chief, NO 22 years, NO SEAL, NO Medal of Honor, NO Navy – NO record of any of these achievements.

Category: Fake SEAL, Navy Poser, Phony SEAL, Valor Vultures

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Claw

He convinced me at “Metal Of Honor”.

100% totally legit./s

ninja

Claw:

Saw that as well.

“METAL of Honor”.

So Eric James Winstead of Rockmart, GA is innocent of claiming “Presidential MEDAL of Honor”.

He probably received the METAL of Honor from Heavy METAL Bands such as AC/DC, Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, etc.

😉😊

marinedad61

Nahhhh.
Maybe comedy vintage hair metal band “Steel Panther”,
who would bestow the honor while simultaneously emasculating
this coot phony from Coots Lake.

New Steel Panther release.. it fits this guy.

Eggs

How about “special war fair”?

I hope they have cool rides.

11B-Mailclerk

Special Wayfair

Master Chief of shop

jim h

well you see, that’s the special unit in the United Ststes Navy. it’s right there on the award certificate.

QMC

Also “throw” instead of through. Must not teach any college level English courses at the University of Richmond anymore.

Hack Stone

Maybe he meant the highly coveted and rarely awarded Precious Metals Recovery Expert Badge. It’s an honor just to be nominated for such a prestigious award.

And it gos without that saying that Eric James Winstead who lives in Rockmart Georgia is definitely All Points Logistics material.

Club Manager, USA ret.

this sonovabitch has two arrests for aggravated animal cruelty. Checking with the district attorney in the hope he is still on prohibition. Stand by.

Club Manager, USA ret.

Apparently this is one rotten sonofabitch. Two arrests for aggravated animal cruelty. Google him and read the on-line complaints about his K-9 business

Absolute k-9 services
611 Coots Lake RD.
Rockmart, Georgia
USA
Phone: 770-617-5818
Web:
Category: Animal Abuse

The Stranger

Why do these clowns always feel the need to involve dogs in their bullshit?

David

Dogs will sniff shit, and roll in shit, but won’t nark on people full of shit. Natural fit for these clowns.

Comm Center Rat

Is this post a (belated) US Navy birthday joke? This tool is perhaps the fakest of all Fake SEALs ever outed in the annals of TAH.

Winstead is functionally illiterate and delusional. He’s so lazy he didn’t even bother to research some of Chief Shipley’s YouTube videos to help POSers be more convincing fakers.

Nothing better than starting the new fiscal year off with a Fake SEAL outing. Winstead’s purported DoD Level 5 Clearance gives him access to ridicule and internet infamy.

ninja

To All The Squids and Swabbies:

Happy Belated Birthday, US Navy!

And because it was your Birthday, this Black Knight Supporter will refrain from saying “GO YOU-KNOW-WHO! BEAT YOU-KNOW-WHO!

😉🐎🐐

5th/77th FA

Check the timestamps on yesterdays thread. I do believe that the KoB was the FIRST to wish our floating artillery brethren a Happy 244st Birthday. I think that may be part of the reason that our Aeronautically Designated favorite swabbie has been a real slackard of late. He can talk his trash about the Mrs distracting him, but we all know that he started making rather merry when the middies managed to win a gridiron competition AND the Birthday Celebration.

I ain’t skeered to say it, loud and proud; GO ARMy BEAT NAVY! “grin”

Hack Stone

What a hoser. Willing to bet he can’t play hockey, either.

Jay

“Took 4 years of Business Management and Graphic Design THROW my G.I. Bill to help better my skills”

How did you command a SEAL team, co-found Blackwater, co-own a limo business, co-own a transport business….and get awarded the Medal of Honor ALL AT THE SAME TIME!

Those are some time management skills that I need to learn.

Anonymous

Jackwagon couldn’t even write a decent resume. If you’re gonna lie, put the work in.

Jay

Seriously. When you write a word doc, those little red squiggle lines under a word MEAN something. Typically blue or green means bad grammar fragmenting. Of course, someone who went to school for Business and Graphic Design would know that.

Hack Stone

Not his fault, he got his Spellcheck software from some lame ass proud but humble woman owned company in Bethesda Maryland.

NHSparky

And apparently he doesn’t know that there are lots of other ways to get college credit besides GI Bill.

Some folks used it on AD, but not many. And don’t even get me started about VEAP.

Hack Stone

The master of multi-tasking. He was inspired by David Hasselhoff’s character Mitch Buchannon, lifeguard during the day (Baywatch) and moonlights as a P.I. during his evenings (Baywatch Nights).

As long as Hack has brought up Baywatch, why did they call it Baywatch. They weren’t watching the bay, they were watching the ocean.

rgr1480

Babewatch

Jay

Activities: Enjoys giving free “Firm Arm” training to people. I mean, if you enjoy fisting bro, thats on you…..but i’m good.

A Proud Infidel®™️

Maybe that’s his way of saying that he’s a Master Jackoff?

HMCS(FMF) ret

He survived “Fisting Fridays” at Brucies Bath House (Entrance in the Rear)

Jay

Probably survived a ride on the “Tower of Power”….that’s a dude with a glove that goes all the way to the elbow

A Proud Infidel®™️

Maybe he’s saying that he’s a Master Dutch Rudder Instructor?

C2Show

Level 5 clearance…spokenike a lying sack of shit who has never spent a day in military.

Oh and nice job fucking up “States” on that phony certificate copy he has.

sj

Even Forging Frank is shaking his head at that certificate.

The Stranger

If he’s smart, Forgin’ Frank will keep a low profile what with all the negative attention his nephew is placing on the family name. Like I said, IF!

Marine 0331

Love the photo-shopped picture at the top of the resume’. His cover looks like he cut it out with children’s rounded-tip safety scissors for cripe-sake! Hey…serves you squids right…keep the nut-bag fakers over on your side! LOL

HMCS(FMF) ret

The Resume is proof that he’s a “graduate” of the Bernath School of Photo Editing…

A Proud Infidel®™️

It appears that he learned Grammar and Composition from someone named Psul.

Hack Stone

Wondering if Eric Winstead The Meathead has a door on his mailbox.

Anonymous

D’oh!

C2Show

Oh and that might be quickest record for deleting account after being outed. What a chickenshit coward.

IS2 (SW)

What an ultra super badass……..

……Cocksucker.

A Proud Infidel®™️

Ka-

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

Shack!

BDA 100/100

Planet Ord

This shithead is from where I am. He’s a washed up limo and truck driver. Maybe I will run across him soon. Maybe I can regale him with tall tales of derring do about how I earned my NDSM. Get him talking about his METAL. What a dick.

sj

At least he didn’t claim a NDSM.

Wonder if he rode a bike to the Wall? Probably not since no pix of a bike, vest, doo rag, dog…

Thunderstixx

Or claim to be a US Army Certified Ski Instructor either…..
But, this fuckstick is bernathian level puke as far as I’m concerned……

Anonymous

Master Chief who get the Medal of Honor… on Halo.

26Limabeans

I don’t often project badass but when I do I
order my drinks with a straw.

Ex-PH2

He’s a pinky-lifter. That says it all.

Comm Center Rat

He’s sipping that drink at the Blue Oyster Bar.

Fjardeson

The Blue Oyster Bar banned him for puking all over the place after one lite beer.

A Proud Infidel®™️

WHAT A cocksucking pisspants snot-drooling mouth breather of a pile of pigeon shit!

Harry

Can I sign up for sum firm arm training throw my GI bill?

Jay

Your post gave me PTSD. Can I claim that threw the VA now?

Mason

“Special war fair”, “Metal of Honor”, and a cursory search on Blackwater shows they were founded in 1997.

It’s like this guy doesn’t know the Internet exists.

Anonymous

Geico had it right… that’s not how this works, that’s not how any of this works.

just lurkin

Plus he claimed to be working for Blackwater while he was an active duty SEAL, which would seem to be a pretty big conflict of interest.

Ex-PH2

“Special war fair” – oh, that must mean he’s one of those re-enactors, who get together on weekends and play soljer.

Wilted Willy

This cocksucker really takes the cake! You would think they would at least teach SEAL’s how to spell? I really hope a REAL SEAL team finds this jackoff and give him the true ass beating he deserves! What a low life piece of dog shit! I think this fucker even surpasses my pos brother! At least this fucker didn’t even claim a Purple Heart with all his derring do??
ESAD Mother Fucker!!

Reddawg_03

Interesting picture on his resume. The MC in that picture doesn’t have a Trident

C2Show

Thats what I am wondering, if that him or a stock photo stolen and hoping nobody notices. Even so, this dude just went all out to impress for his resume.

FuzeVT

Well, ya see it’s the SECRET Seals so he actually couldn’t tell anyone or he’d have to kill ya an’ stuff.

Andy11M

Yes, lets just claim an award that a 30 second Google search will tell you this idiot did not earn. Those spelling errors make my eyes bleed.

Ret_25X

It is possible that this guy is the master troll of all internet trolls. Possible, not probable.

The most probable explanation has something to do with fluffing and Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in Rear).

Intel says that they adore guys with metals and firm arm….

A Proud Infidel®™️

Eric James Winstead never served in the US Military.
Eric James Winstead looks like he cruises highway rest areas in search of a date.
Eric James Winstead was NEVER a USN SEAL.
Eric James Winstead is more full of shit than ten thousand Used Car Salesmen.
Eric James Winstead IS NOT a MoH Recipient.
Eric James Winstead is likely a reject Towel Fluffer from Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in the Rear).
Eric James Winstead likely has unpaid tabs at The Blue Oyster and Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in the Rear).
Eric James Winstead likely never worked for Blackwater.
Eric James Winstead is a 24K Idiot.
Eric James Winstead has a very Bernathian portrait of himself on his resume.
Eric James Winstead looks like he should NEVER be left alone around Women or Children.
Eric James Winstead is a sphincter head.
Eric James Winstead smiles like he enjoys playing catcher out behind The Blue Oyster.

Eric James Winstead will now be wallowing in Google®™️ Fame as Eric James Winstead realizes that the Internet is forever!

((((OVER))))

Sarge

API,

I copy:

Eric James Winstead never served in the US Military.
Eric James Winstead looks like he cruises highway rest areas in search of a date.
Eric James Winstead was NEVER a USN SEAL.
Eric James Winstead is more full of shit than ten thousand Used Car Salesmen.
Eric James Winstead IS NOT a MoH Recipient.
Eric James Winstead is likely a reject knob polisher from Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in the Rear).
Eric James Winstead likely has unpaid tabs at The Blue Oyster and Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in the Rear).
Eric James Winstead likely never worked for Blackwater.
Eric James Winstead is a 24K Idiot.
Eric James Winstead has a very Bernathian portrait of himself on his resume.
Eric James Winstead looks like he should NEVER be left alone around Women or Children.
Eric James Winstead is a sphincter head.
Eric James Winstead smiles like he enjoys playing catcher out behind The Blue Oyster.

Eric James Winstead will now be wallowing in Google®™️ Fame as Eric James Winstead realizes that the Internet is forever!

Commissioner Wretched

Copy you five by five. Repeating for clarity:

Eric James Winstead never served in the US Military.
Eric James Winstead looks like he cruises highway rest areas in search of a date.
Eric James Winstead was NEVER a USN SEAL.
Eric James Winstead is more full of shit than ten thousand Used Car Salesmen.
Eric James Winstead IS NOT a MoH Recipient.
Eric James Winstead is likely a reject Towel Fluffer from Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in the Rear).
Eric James Winstead likely has unpaid tabs at The Blue Oyster and Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in the Rear).
Eric James Winstead likely never worked for Blackwater.
Eric James Winstead is a 24K Idiot.
Eric James Winstead has a very Bernathian portrait of himself on his resume.
Eric James Winstead looks like he should NEVER be left alone around Women or Children.
Eric James Winstead is a sphincter head.
Eric James Winstead smiles like he enjoys playing catcher out behind The Blue Oyster.

Eric James Winstead will now be wallowing in Google®™️ Fame as Eric James Winstead realizes that the Internet is forever!

How copy? Over.

Lthrnck1775

transmission Received CW. I read only 3×3…

SAY AGAIN, ALL AFTER Eric James Winstead!

Over.

ninja

Is this him?

“Eric James Winstead, 38, 2310 Fieldstone Drive, battery — family violence, cruelty to children, obstruction of an emergency telephone call.”

https://www.rockdalenewtoncitizen.com/news/rockdale-blotter/article_0031d243-9695-52ef-8b00-6012596cc5d8.html

Mason

Graduated HS in 1990, so he’d be 38 or 39 in 2011. So the age and name lines up. I’d bet on that being him.

Hack Stone

Hack just took a stroll over to the link above. Saw this entry on the same page:

DeMario William Knuckles, 24, 3040 N Tower Way, disorderly conduct.

The guy’s name is Knuckles. Sounds like a consultant for a “loan company” that would front you some money with no collateral.

A Proud Infidel®™️

Cruelty to Children? Sounds like he NEEDS to be in the hands of Bubba, Thor, Julio and “Tiny Tyrone”!

ninja

17 January 2018:

“Eric James Winstead, 44, of Rockmart, was arrested January 8, 2018 by the Polk County Police Department for the charges of cruelty to animals and aggravated cruelty to animals.”

https://www.pressreader.com/usa/the-standard-journal/20180117/281603830875366

Hack Stone

Looks like he has a lot in common with another phony SEAL, that being Joe Cryer of Ocean City Maryland, currently residing in a Maryland mental institution.

RGR 4-78

I here by nominate Eric James Winstead for the Mental of Honor.

A Proud Infidel®™️

Wow, a real pillar of his community!

Ex-PH2

Animal cruelty, aggravated animal cruelty, cruelty to children: this guy sounds like someone who is badly in need of a meet-up with people who don’t like that kind of thing.

ninja

7 December 2016:

“Eric James Winstead, 43, Rockmart, was arrested on November 27 by the Polk County Police Department on charges of misdemeanor theft by deception.”

https://www.pressreader.com/usa/the-standard-journal/20161207/282342564465182

Jay

Poor goat….probably got some ‘firm arm’ training.

rgr769

Surprise, surprise. Theft by deception commited by a commmited con artist.

Toxic Deplorable Racist B Woodman

He’s not worthy of the HoI, but can we flush him down the ToTs (Toilet of Taunts)?

“I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal-food-trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries. Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.”

The Al

Then, he must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with…… A HERRING!

Anonymous

Don’t forget the… shrubbery!

ChipNASA

OK We have a request.
Definately not HoI or Alphabet material but certainly worthwhile of the ToTs (Toilet of Taunts).
Do we have a Second??

Sarge

Aye!

ChipNASA

We have an “AYE” instead of a “Second” so do we have a third vote, “Second” instead of an “Aye”?
Thanks

A Proud Infidel®™️

Second!

ChipNASA

OK and away we go!!! Eric James Winstead, you useless, uneducated, felonious, fuckwicket of shame, you don’t even rate the second best of our insult material, particularly, our best material, so that shows you just how much of a low life shit bucket bottom scum colon-licker you really are. Enjoy it ass master. Don’t forget to take breaths, in-between choking on dicks behind the grease dumpster behind the fast food joint at the local truck stop and wipe the jizz off your chin, in-between customers. That’s just embarrassing. Everyone else, don’t forget, your contributions to the The TAH Toilet Bowl of Taunts ®™ or the infamous The Hemisphere of Insults®™ are always welcome. They may be edited as needed as to not be overly repetitious. The TAH Toilet Bowl of Taunts ®™ You don’t frighten us, pig-dog! —Go and boil your bottom, son of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, Thppppt! I don’t want to hear from you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper!…… I fart in your general direction! . Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a! Fetchez la vache! You have the brain of a duck I unclog my nose in your direction, son of a window-dresser You are a bedwetting type. I burst my pimples at you and you are a tiny-brained wipers of other people’s bottoms. We should make castanets out of your testicles You are… Read more »

Toxic Deplorable Racist B Woodman

In that top picture, he’s got that soy boi meat gazer’s grin (shudder…………)

SgtBob

But, see, if he got the Presidents Metal of Honor, his errors and misspellings show he wasn’t seriously trying to fool anybody.

Mike

One would think a graphics design major could do a better job faking the citation.

Impound his crayons immediately.

NHSparky

Even Senior Chief Shipley would consider this knob-gobbler a waste of ammo.

Sarge

There is a video out there of Senior Chief Shipley calling him back in August.

A Proud Infidel®™️

Oh, so he DID get a call from The Hair®™️!

USMCMSgt(Ret)

The photo of his face superimposed on the resume…and that cover are priceless. I have no idea whose photo he used, but…this fuckwit isn’t even trying.

Dumbass doesn’t understand the internet is forever. Anyone doing a Google search or background check on him will most certainly learn how much of a worthless shitbag he is.

Next!

5th/77th FA

Phuque you Eric James Winstead, you lying sack of sh^t. Get the hell out of God’s Country (Georgia) mofo. Flo ra duh and Elko Nevada like your ilk. Rot in hell while Satan devours your worthless soul.

Had to buzz out & up the road on yesterday evening past. I Compatriot called needing my assistance. Come in a little bit ago, opened up the Chromie and the FIRST thing I see is Hanoi Janes name. Son.of.a.Bitch. Scrolled past that hunting for a FGS and what do we have but this wasted phuque. I can’t catch a break today.

Claw

Blast From The Past by photoshopping his ugly mug onto a Master Chief’s picture, so the Whiz Wheel®™ determined that a spin is necessary:

Eric James Winstead (BLONDE*) 32 x 6 = 192

* Bernathian Level Of Nitwit Dumbass Extraordinaire

Green Thumb

Poof King.

The Stranger

And he also looks all felonious and shit.

Green Thumb

Word.

A Proud Infidel®™️

Eric James Winstead looks like he enjoys Cream of Sum Yung Guy on Chinese Night at The Blue Oyster, he like he could suck a bowling ball through a fire hose or suck start a bulldozer!

IDC SARC

Better that he’s a complete poser than a bona fide veteran making such an ass of himself.

Motard POS

Cameron Kingsley

As if my blood pressure needs to be any higher than it already is after I just got through reading a British version of the Three Stooges on Facebook (two arrogant morons on one article and one other insufferable dickhead on a different article all three who seem to think their shit don’t stink). I swear my tolerance for other people’s bullshit just gets lower and lower by the day and I am only 22 years old. This guy is no different. I think I would like to be put into a coma for a while.😡🤬

ninja

19 November 2014:

“Eric J. Winstead, 41, Rockmart, Ga., pleaded innocent to theft by unlawful taking of property rightfully belonging to Ernesto Franco for an Oct. 18 incident, and to making terroristic threats again Ernesto Franco and to making terroristic threats again Karen Franco, both for Nov. 5 incidents. Pretrial hearing was set for Dec. 10.”

https://www.theindependent.com/news/record/day-s-record-for-wednesday-nov/article_c2f8e9b4-6fa0-11e4-a2a6-c3614da4923e.html

Jeff LPH 3, 63-66

Long time since a Seal poser showed up on a Monday. Late start for me today after coming home from a colonoscapy this morning and taking a two and a half hour nappy poo.

26Limabeans

So I guess you have been prepped for the day?

Jeff LPH 3, 63-66, ARNG 75-77

Prepped for the day!!! Great line. Had one before I retired and 3 over a 12 year period since I moved to Florida. 6 years I’ll be 80 so I may have to sweat out one more before I hit the big eight OHHH.

David

Hope everything came out all right…

Jeff LPH 3, 63-66 A Gang Snipe

Thank’s David, everything came out great the day before the procedure, so if everything came out great, then was it a non shitty or shitty situation/Smile. As usual, one good looking pollop removed.

Hack Stone

Photos, or it never happened.

The first time Hack had his “photo” taken, a few days later the Doctor form Bethesda called with the results. When he got done given ack the all year, Hack asked him “So how does this work? Should I expect flowers and dinner from the technician who took care of me?’

No shit, Hack actually asked that.

rgr769

That photo-shop job he did for his phony resume shows he didn’t have help from our beloved and dearly departed Lawn Dart Danny. I guess this ‘tard of a POSer must have done the photo-shopping within the past year, since Dan’s farewell flight. The give-away is the fact the cap is way too high on his inserted photo of his melon.

Hack Stone

He was Commanding Officer of SEAL Team 7, and he retired as “Master Chief”? You would think that a Commanding Officer would be an Officer, but apparently his world that is not necessary.

OAE CPO USN Ret

Don posted in one of the CPO FB groups asking for help identifying who the real Master Chief was that this turd ‘shopped his head onto.

It didn’t take long for the group to come back with an ID. It’s CMDCM(SW/NAC/AW) Douglas Swift.
https://www.public.navy.mil/surfor/DDG52/Pages/Bio3.aspx

C2Show

Wait a second, isn’t a photo on resume, bad?

Hack Stone

Have you read the resume? It’s not as if the photo was a deal breaker on whether he landed that executive position. Based on his resume writing skills, he is only qualified for a position with All Points Logistics or some lame ass third party software vendor in Montgomery County Maryland.

C2Show

He is top notch candidate for APL, without a doubt.

Anonymous

He needs to list all the military schools he ever thought he could’ve done under Education on LinkedIn…

Hack Stone

He definitely is All Points Logistics material.

Mustang Major

Eric Winstead is an idiot for the Medal of Honor stuff. However, if his goal in life is being unemployed or work for an idiot, he has created a wonderful resume for that purpose.

Hack Stone

Word on the street is that All Points Logistics is hiring.

A Proud Infidel®™

I SAY AGAIN (NEW and IMPROVED with additional insults!) Eric James Winstead never served in the US Military. Eric James Winstead looks like he cruises highway rest areas in search of a date. Eric James Winstead was NEVER a USN SEAL. Eric James Winstead is more full of shit than ten thousand Used Car Salesmen. Eric James Winstead IS NOT a MoH Recipient. Eric James Winstead is likely a reject Towel Fluffer from Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in the Rear). Eric James Winstead likely has unpaid tabs at The Blue Oyster and Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in the Rear). Eric James Winstead likely never worked for Blackwater. Eric James Winstead is a 24K Idiot. Eric James Winstead has a very Bernathian portrait of himself on his resume. Eric James Winstead looks like he should NEVER be left alone around Women or Children. Eric James Winstead is a sphincter head. Eric James Winstead smiles like he enjoys playing catcher out behind The Blue Oyster. Eric James Winstead looks like someone you’d expect to see cruising around in a windowless van. Eric James Winstead is deserving of every bit of scorn and ridicule that comes to him. Eric James Winstead is likely one of those posting “I MAKE $XX a day…” on comment threads. Eric James Winstead is less believable than the “Nigerian Prince” of the Internet. Eric James Winstead is s skidmark on the underwear of life. Eric James Winstead is less deserving of respect than a fresh dog turd on… Read more »

Sarge

I copy: I SAY AGAIN (NEW and IMPROVED with additional insults!) Eric James Winstead never served in the US Military. Eric James Winstead looks like he cruises highway rest areas in search of a date. Eric James Winstead was NEVER a USN SEAL. Eric James Winstead is more full of shit than ten thousand Used Car Salesmen. Eric James Winstead IS NOT a MoH Recipient. Eric James Winstead is likely a reject Towel Fluffer from Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in the Rear). Eric James Winstead likely has unpaid tabs at The Blue Oyster and Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in the Rear). Eric James Winstead likely never worked for Blackwater. Eric James Winstead is a 24K Idiot. Eric James Winstead has a very Bernathian portrait of himself on his resume. Eric James Winstead looks like he should NEVER be left alone around Women or Children. Eric James Winstead is a sphincter head. Eric James Winstead smiles like he enjoys playing catcher out behind The Blue Oyster. Eric James Winstead looks like someone you’d expect to see cruising around in a windowless van. Eric James Winstead is deserving of every bit of scorn and ridicule that comes to him. Eric James Winstead is likely one of those posting “I MAKE $XX a day…” on comment threads. Eric James Winstead is less believable than the “Nigerian Prince” of the Internet. Eric James Winstead is a skidmark on the underwear of life. Eric James Winstead is less deserving of respect than a fresh dog… Read more »

SgtM

Boy done went full retard.

11B-Mailclerk

Nut

Evil

When taken far enough, indistinguishable.

USAF RET

SO. MUCH. TO. SAY.

…….

Dick

C2Show

Looks like Eric has returned from the dead on facebook. Guess he can go back to lying.

Elliott

Maybe I am just weird, but even though it bothers me that these people do stupid shit like this, what bothers me more is how little effort they put into it. I am positive a civilian with Google at his disposal could search and find an example of an actual “metal” haha citation and get one photoshopped. Also the uniforms. Good fucking God how can they not Google image search a Green Beret and just copy that shit! Idiots. Thanks to this site for continuing the good fight and posting good articles all around.