Delaware Man Charged with Impersonating a Military Veteran

| July 17, 2019

The website reports an incident of Stolen Valor. It seems a Dover, Delaware man has been charged with lying on an employment application about military service.

According to authorities, in June 2019, Christopher Dawson submitted an application for employment at the Harrington Raceway and Casino, but discrepancies led to the launch of an investigation by the Delaware Division of Gaming Enforcement.

Authorities said he submitted a fraudulent “Certificate of Release or Discharge from Active Duty” form which stated he’d served in the Navy and had received “several distinguished service awards.” He also submitted a fraudulent diploma and transcript from the University of San Diego.

Dawson was arrested and charged with first-degree forgery, two counts second-degree forgery, and impersonation of a military veteran.

He seemed to have manufactured an entire career.  Go big or stay home, I guess.

Category: "Teh Stoopid", Navy Poser, Stolen Valor

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A Proud Infidel®™

I say let Bubba & Thor break his ass in before the rest of his cell block gets him!

Comm Center Rat

Delaware’s own Creepy Uncle Joe also never served in the US Armed Forces.

5th/77th FA

If creepy uncle Joe had a third son he would look like this? Isn’t # 2 boy looking sketchy for divorcing his FIRST wife to marry the widow of his dead brother and needs to be looked at for his own Russian Collusion? Did not this fool realize that the Gaming Commision would do a full background investigation? Enjoy the meal selection of cockmeat sammiches with man mayo at the deli…fool. Good to see a stolen Valor case that results in the dirtbag actually going to jail.


Uncle Joe’s son #2 is doing quite well thanks to his Daddy’s trips as VP to China and the Ukraine. #2 is now a multi-millionaire, but he really served as a Naval Reserve officer for a few months, until he pissed hot for cocaine, so he has that going for him.

A Proud Infidel®™️

Let’s also not forget that said son ALSO got a waiver for his age, likely from his Daddy.


Bone spurs orange man bad
– NPC auto response #2

Daisy Cutter

That means Trump is also a person of color and should get protected, special status so he can play the victim if he needs to… NOT.

SSG Kane

The lesson here is, don’t duck with the Gaming Commission. They have the time, resources, and a can do attitude to fuck you up, unlike most other employers.


I duck all the time. You can’t stop me.

SSG Kane

Quack mother fucker quick!

Ducking phone.

Jeff LPH 3, 63-66

Well the game he played with the Gaming Commision didn’t work out. At least he was game for giving it a try, And not a resident of Florida.


Now he gets to play some new games, “cell block survival” for example.


Clearly, using intersectionalism theory, he is transitioning from civilian to prior service.
You guys are just bigots and should be ashamed of yourselves. Equal outcome is a human right! And y’all keeping all the Veteran status is raysissss.
(Huuge sarc)


What job at a casino was worth that?



Veritas Omnia Vincit

Well that’s gonna leave a mark!


Working with service contracts for a large electronics company, I was shocked how much paperwork and legal stuff goes into ANY work at a casino. They really check you out even to let a factory trained and direct company employee come in and work on our equipment. The millitary bases are nothing compared to those guys.


Unfortunately he didn’t get any jail time for impersonation of a military veteran, but Delaware does levy a $1,000.00 fine for it.

A Proud Infidel®™️

He can just go back to fluffing towels at Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in the Rear).

Green Thumb

I did not realize All-Points Logistics had an office up that way.