Late-Night Hosts Crown Joe Biden Debate Night Loser:
He Got His Teeth Kicked In
I forced myself to watch some of the opening Democrat debate the other night, but quit after 15 minutes or so. Apparently I missed some highlights, like Beta-boi mauling some Spanish, among others. So I decided I’d just wait for the results from last night’s horror show. And here we are, in what apparently was an open season on Uncle Joe:
Jerome Hudson
The left-wing late-night hosts roasted presidential candidate Joe Biden in response to what many are calling his calamitous debate performance on Thursday night.“I hope they took dental photographs of Biden before this debate, because they’re going to need a reference to put his teeth back in,” CBS Late Show host Stephen Colbert said during a live post-debate show.
“I believe Harris on busing, because she clearly just took Biden to school,” Colbert quipped, referencing the war of words between Sen. Kamala Harris (D-CA) and Joe Biden over whether the former vice president opposed or voted for busing when he was a U.S. Senator in the 70s.
Over on Comedy Central, Daily Show host Trevor Noah was piling on Biden as he took heat from Harris.
“Holy shit! She just pulled an M. Night Shyamalan*,” Noah said, responding to Harris hitting Biden for praising segregationist Democratic lawmakers Jim Eastland and Hermy Talmadge. “She was black the whole movie! I didn’t see that coming, did you see that coming? That moment was so brutal on Joe Biden, for the first time I wanted to give him a massage. And it didn’t get any better from there.”
“At this point, Kamala was busing Biden right out of the debate,” Noah said of the busing battle between Joe Biden and Harris. “She was killing it. Everything she said made sense. She was connecting with the crowd.”
“It was clear everyone wanted a shot at Biden tonight,” NBC Late Night host Seth Meyers said after the debate. “Man who didn’t get a crack at Biden during this debate? Surprised one of the moderators didn’t go ‘hey man you were great in Gran Torino.’”
The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon coined the Democrat debate “Operation Destroy Joe Biden.”
“Everyone went after Biden but with 10 people onstage it seemed less like a debate and more of a lightning round,” Jimmy Fallon said.
*M. Night Shyamalan is an American film director and screenwriter known for making movies with contemporary supernatural plots and twist endings.
So if the debates are really intended to winnow the field of potential Primary candidates, will Biden make the cut after this debacle? Did Harris just shoot down her only potential opponent for the race? That would be a real kick in the teeth.
Read the entire article, with video goodness, here: Breitbart, of course.
Category: 2020 Election, Politics
I don’t believe you’re a racist, but….blah blah blah
I’m not a Biden fan but Harris took a cheap shot that she knows is bullshit.
It speaks directly to her lack of integrity in my view…
Anyone who thought that skank had integrity hasn’t been paying attention… she damn sure didn’t get where she is by playing by the rules.. (or having morals)
She even admitted to spreading her legs in order to get ahead!
Heels-Up Harris went horizontal to ensure her vertical movement.
And went down on Willie Brown to get her career moving upward…
So if the debates are really intended to winnow the field of potential Primary candidates, will Biden make the cut after this debacle?
Yes. Despite his well-known propensities as a social moron and a groper (of anyone that breathes), he’s been the Veep. He’s got that going for him. The others haven’t. He’d probably call whats-his-name, the Prior Occupant, and ask him for advices.
Did Harris just shoot down her only potential opponent for the race?
Sorry I missed this. I don’t have a TV (don’t want one) and occasionally miss what might have increased my popcorn purchases if I’d had one. From the report above, it’s likely that she put enough forthright stuff on the plate, that she might get the Veep nomination. Then she can boss the crap out of him if s/he wins. That would be awesome.
I do have a TV set that I watch on occasion, mainly old cowboy pictures, the local news, and The Big Bang Theory. (Penny v Bernadette v Ginger V Mary Ann, I know I’mma dog) Watch re runs of JAG for the Catherine Bell shots and Star Trek for the Jazia Dax and 7 of 9.
That sh^t show of the last few nights. Nope. Let the feeding frenzy begin. The more they chew one another up, the better Trump looks. Harris, a reputed whorish prostitute that allegedly sold her body, morals, and integrity to be elected a congress critter, throwing rocks at a KNOWN swamp dwelling, major part of the problem in this country, creepy old groping pervert congress critter. Her and her ilk will stop at nothing to help insure the destruction of our Republic. And Buttplug? eff him…oh wait…that’s what he likes. Never mind.
It’s going to be a rather interesting time between now and the election. Popcorn???
Catherine Bell! I love to watch JAG reruns – I never tire of Lt Col Sarah MacKenzie. She always gets me excited about military law. Zoe McLellan, who played Petty Officer Jennifer Coates is another hottie who keeps me riveted at attention. Now that I’m older, I’ve discovered an appreciation for RADM Chegwidden’s romantic interests too. I love my CBS All Access subscription!
Disclaimer: I’m not really sure what this post is about because Catherine Bell makes it exteremely hard for me to focus. Once I saw 5/77 FA’s comments I was to distracted to concentrate on anythig but Catherine Bell. Reaching for the remote now!
I will neither confirm nor deny having explicit fantasies about Catherine Bell as a teenager…
JAG remains a cool show.
I read one report that postulated that the real winner in the Democratic debate the other night was President Trump, based on the fact that the candidates seemed more intent on shooting one other down than in addressing issues or their common “enemy”.
I’ll save you some internal debate, it’s Bernadette hands down.
Rush predicted over a week ago that the D-rat secret powers that be (cabal) have decided Slow-Joe has to go. He will continue to get knifed by his D-rat fellow travelers and the MSM until he pulls out of the race.
The Democrats have pretty much jumped the shark with its strategy on who its going to nominate.
If you are an older white, straight Male you don’t fit their profile.
If Harris comes out as Lesbian and converts to Islam she will be a shoe-in.
She will have to make it bi-sexual; she has delivered too many BJ’s and serviced to many male D-rat politicos to be believed as a closet Lesbianese.
Tulsi Gabbard had a good showing, which she needed. She’s a relative unknown compared to all the wacky far leftists in the running. If she continues to make headway, Trump might have a fight. She’s the only one in the pack of 371 Democrats vying for the nomination that stands a chance in a heads up against Trump.
Now to shamelessly steal from John Nolte. Here’s the Democrats stated platform for 2020. Not even hyperbole, this is what they are campaigning on. Hard.
– Tax increases.
– Gun confiscations.
– Slave reparations
– Decriminalize illegal immigration.
No more deporting of illegal immigrants.
– Abolish the private health insurance currently held by over 150 million Americans.
– Give free health insurance to illegal immigrants.
https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2019/06/28/nolte-dems-promise-to-take-away-our-health-insurance-and-give-it-to-illegal-aliens/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+breitbart+%28Breitbart+News%29
Abolishing private health insurance will put about 2.6 million or so people out of work, possibly more. Some would probably retain jobs as administrators and functionaries within the nationalized government system but many would be displaced.
In addition, access to critical care such as cancer surgery can/will force patients into a corner about things like cancer treatments, including surgery. https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/health/6790616/Gamma-Knife-a-life-and-death-lottery-for-brain-tumour-patients.html
Limitations on the availability or coverage of certain treatments based on decisions by government bodies as per this source: https://www.cancerresearchuk.org/about-cancer/cancer-in-general/treatment/access-to-treatment/private-nhs
Those aren’t the only issues raised by the possibility of eliminating private insurance coverage.
These morons also seem to forget that most medical care insured under Medicare is not paid for by that single payer system. The supplemental insurance plans of Medicare members pay for most routine care, such as physician visits and non-hospitalization care.
You mean the liberal mess media hosts stopped slobbering long enough to ask questions?
I have to agree with Biden on one thing:
We need to limit the number of clips in a gun.
The M1 Garrand should be limited to one eight round clip per rifle;
The Moisan-Nagant should be limited to one five round stripper clip per rifle.
And so on.
I am damned tired of hearing of shooters putting multiple clips in their rifles.
That’s really sad, because Staples has a really good price on clips, $2.09 for 12. They’ll mail them to you, too.
https://www.staples.com/Staples-Binder-Clips-Medium-1-1-4-Width-5-8-Capacity-Black/product_103549
I thought that you can only fit one eight round clip inside the receiver. Shooting the M-1 garand off the Okie 3’s fantail and shooting it up at Camp Smith, I could only fit one clip into the receiver but if I would have bought that .30 Cal Johnson from the Garand Man many years ago, I would have been able to load it up with rounds already inside the receiver to top it off the way you would load a 30-30 Winchester through the side loading port.
I can get three clips on/in my M1, thanks to a stock-mounted ammo pouch from Olongapo Outfitters. One in the mag, plus two on the stock. They adapted the pattern of the stock-sleeve mag pouches issued for M1Carbines and adapted it for the Garand. They also make left-handed ones, which my cross-dominant lefty-shooting Dad got for his. Olongapo makes some other cool shit for classic rifle enthusiast as well.
Methinks Charles is pulling everyone’s, um, leg above. (smile)
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Slow Joe, STOP huffing the floor wax before you post!
Maybe he is off his meds and having a mental meltdown.
Maybe he switched from Pud (Oops, Bud) Light to Thunderbird!
Joe, get off the tablet and get a keyboard!!!
You do not have the hands of a 3-year-old.
Is your last name Biden, by any chance?
I wouldn’t watch those clowns if they were taking machetes to each other (well, maybe just till there was only one standing) but it is rather enjoyable to know that they are already trying to pull down the strongest, most experienced among them.
What I found most laughable was the totally scripted, patently phony attack by Harris on Slow Joe for being a racist, expecting the audience to completely ignore that he was her party’s choice to serve as second in line to the presidency during the nation’s first black administration for eight years during which no one leveled that charge.
And Joe’s too slow to point that out to her, the phony moderators and the audience. What a pathetic bunch of losers! How can a party assemble almost thirty frickin’ candidates and EVERY ONE of them be a loser? It’s statistically impossible unless that is all your party has to select from.
I loved Kamala-toe’s faux, but scripted outrage, over being bussed to school. She went to first and second grade in Berzerkely, then at 7 she and her mother moved to Montreal, Canada where she graduated from high school. Berzerkeley Unified School District has never had segregated schools, so I seriously doubt she was ever bussed anywhere as a first or second grader. Her family was not poor, her Jamaican father was a professor at Stanford University. She has also never had a job that didn’t come with a government paycheck.
Yesterday, Fauxahontas was attacking Twatter and Fakebook/Google for disclosing the above facts that Kamala-toe is not African-American, but that her mother is Indian (dot not feather) and her father is from Jamaica. Kamala has parlayed that I am Black for years for political gain.