Eric Swalwell to Present His AR-15 Confiscation Plan

| June 15, 2019

Near NRA Headquarters

Our pal Eric “Nuke’Em” Swalwell is making noise again. This Democrat Representative from California’s Fifteenth District is vying for a Presidential run and is using an “assault” rifle ban as his vehicle. That this is resonating with the electorate is evidenced by his impressive poll standing among the other candidates of “too low to measure.”

So in order to generate something resembling a steely-eyed presidential candidate, he chose to again beclown himself, this time at the Headquarters of the National Rifle Association in Fairfax, Virginia.

AWR Hawkins

Democrat presidential hopeful Eric Swalwell (D-CA) suggests he will enumerate his gun control agenda near the NRA’s national headquarters.The cornerstone of his plan is the forced buyback of every AR-15, AK-47, and similar commonly-owned semiautomatic rifles in the U.S.

Swalwell initially intimated the government could nuke Americans who refuse to comply with the confiscatory plan, then softened the push by telling CNN’s Jake Tapper that the non-compliant would simply face jail time. He also added a third option–those who did not want to give their guns to the government could instead take them to a hunting or shooting club.

He also believes licensing and insurance requirements for gun owners are worthy pursuits.

His name does not appear in the summary of Democrat president hopefuls.

Hey Eric, Democrats own firearms, too

The article in its entirety may be viewed here: Breitbart

Category: "Teh Stoopid", 2020 Election, Gun Grabbing Fascists, Politics, The Constitution

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The Other Whitey

Molon lane, cocksucker.


Small typo… “labe”.

How do you buy back what you never owned?

The Other Whitey

Goddamn iPhone autocorrupt.

As to your other sentence, EXACTLY!!


“Nuke Em” is simply a Male Mosquito or a Drone Bee/Ant.

Insects that are only good for one thing.

Am not going to call him a Mule…that would insulting one of my favorite schools…*smile*

But I can call him a Dumb-Donkey…

Maybe he is indirectly (projecting) trying to amend what happened to his Dad who was fired as a Police Chief while living in Iowa.

Bottom Line: He is a Loser…and one of these days, his “ideas” will backfire on him…


Cameron Kingsley

As much as I like the idea of keelhauling him (as I enjoy everything that has to do with the ocean), I think it would just be a waste of time. Plus, I would rather keep our ships clean though that would probably remove some of the barnacles and other marine growth that tends to gather along the hull.

5th/77th FA

AP posted “…But I can call him a Dumb Donkey…”

Should read “…But I can call him a jackass…”



The King of Battle!!!

Thank You!





Math is a bitch isn’t Eric?
2 basic math questions:
1. Where are you going to get the money to pay for this “buyback” and
2. Who’s going to enforce it? Even if you got every federal police officer to actively enforce confiscation (which is what a buyback actually is), there aren’t nearly enough. And it’s not like you can force state and local cops to enforce a federal law. Sure there’d be a few asshats who would help the feds, but I’m betting the majority of state and local cops would be of the mindset “Not my problem”


“forced buyback of every AR-15…” Yea, let’s see how that works out for you Eric Swallows It.

Una Vita Per Una Vita.


There are millions and millions and millions of us who will RESIST, we much, against his sedition.


Why Comrade Swalwell wants to take folks’ guns– it’s the leftist way. Just ask Stalin, Mao, etc.


I’ll set a price he can buy any one of my weapons for $25,000 legal tender value Gold Eagles from the US Mint, 25 pounds of rocking horse manure, an English Bulldog puppy (with AKC registration, a breeding pair of mules and his left testicle preserved in a liter of formalin.


That looks like a pretty steep price. Eric may want to re-think his program. Especially, since he likely has no testicles. But his wife (beard) does let him change a dirty diaper, if his latest campaign ad is to be believed.

RGR 4-78

“a breeding pair of mules”
Now wait a minute, ooh I get it.


Mules can’t breed, there a cross between a horse and a donkey. Which leaves them sterile the only way to get a mule is by breeding a horse and a donkey.


Actually laughing out loud!


Thank you, CPT Obvious. Dave’s brand of humor probably would’ve given you a coronary.


Some people can’t get a joke because they have to explain it to everyone.

A Proud Infidel®™️



That will just make it slightly more difficult for the Congressman in question to meet my price. Perhaps you could loan him some manure from a rocking horse to help him out with the rest of the cost..

Honor and Courage

First time I ever laughed at a computer screen!!
That was Good !!!!


“and his left testicle”

Reminds me of an old dog they called one nut.
Lost one on a chain link fence.

A Proud Infidel®™️

Or the one-eyed, three-legged one-nut Bulldog named “Lucky”!

A Proud Infidel®™️

I make a motion for The Official TAH Hemisphere of Insults®™️ to be used on Eric Swalwell.

USMCMSgt (Ret)


Cameron Kingsley


5th/77th FA



Let him have it!


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Another Brainless Wonder who believes Government should dictate our lives in an unreasonble manner (what we eat, what we watch, what we say, what we do).

Swallow needs return to College and learn what happened during the Prohibition in our Country…(and I don’t drink, but know my History…Government Intervention)



“Democrat Representative from California’s Fifteenth District”

Someone forgot to add “professional cuck” to the description…

RGR 4-78



“cuck”? Hell, I thought he was a damned queer.


“Cuck” is derived from “cuckold.” It is presently used to refer to proggie beta males who are not man enough to service their ladies and prefer to have another male perform that service, usually while they watch. In Swallowswell’s case, I suspect his wife is just a beard that was needed to support his political aspirations. I’d have to see DNA evidence to believe he sired that baby they show him changing in his latest political commercial. Technically speaking, a gay dude who has a female wife could still be a cuck. After all, he doesn’t have to watch for the term to apply.

A Proud Infidel®™️

I hope Eric Swalwell bursts into flames the next time he takes a shit!


Legendary stupid does with this one Luke, Molon Labe’ it may be…….


So, your gonna take back 150plus million guns…
But can’t kick out all the illegals or stop the southern border invasion.

There all Ass Hats
And Blatant LIARS

I’ll just keep collecting D.O.P.E, practicing fundamentals(ISM) , doin ELR comps and gathering “Local” intell on HVT Commies in my AO.


Like all dems and socialists(a difference without a distinction), Swallwell thinks he’ll use our money to “buy” back that which we purchased. Fuck him, and the ass he rode in on.


I promised myself that every time a politician at the “national” level ran their mouth about AR-15’s and the sort, that I would buy another one. Like a drinking game….

Damn this is getting expensive.


I have a deal for Swallowerofcock… when he gives up his armed security detail/guns, then I’ll give up any firearms that I have.

That’ll happen when monkeys start flying out of my ass…


Hey, this guy’s on a real roll here! He’s so jiggy and bursting with energy that you could stick a milkshake container on his head and have a shake in no time!! Wow!

Someone I truly want to avoid like the plague. Whatever it is he’s got, I DO NOT WANT any of it rubbing off on me. Glad I bought that can of compressed air. If he shows up in my AO, and I open the door and see him, I will blow him right off my front steps!!

What in the blue-eyed blinkin’ world is an assault rifle??????? Do you get fries with it? Coupons! How many miles to the gallon does it get?


Unlike “Duke Nukem”, Eric “Nuke’Em” Swalwell DOES have time to play with himself.

As TOW said earlier, “Molon lane, cocksucker”!

Inbred Redneck

I’m in his state. Let him come personally, by himself and take any and all of my semi-autos. Hell, I bet he’d faint at the sight of a single-shot 20 gauge.


Leftists believe anything is possible if you just call it something else– just reimbursement for confiscation, Swallow-well.