Why newspapers are dying: A Case Study.

| March 16, 2009

Some papers just deserve to die out. And this article here is one reason why. The tongue bath that Michael J. Mooney lays on this deserter would qualify as “Bad Touch” in every state in the union, and possibly every country but Thailand.
The article is ostensibly about yet another deserter who flew the coup to go to Canada, this one a chap named Aslan Lamarche. I am always leery of dudes named after fictional lions, and once again that has proved eerily prescient. First off, here is a picture of Aslan with his requisite USMC tattoo. Now mind you, former leatherneck here made it out of basic, and then ran away like the uber-clown he is.

The Miami New Time Fish Wrap, with Captain Mooney at the rudder informs us that:

When he answers his phone, Aslan Lamarche speaks in a voice that’s shaky and nervous. He’s slow to speak and takes long pauses until he’s sure he recognizes the voice on the other end. Lamarche knows that any call — especially one from a number inside the United States — could mean the end. And for Lamarche, like his fellow war deserters living in Canada, the end probably means deportation to the States and spending at least a year in prison.

Yes, how dramatic, at any moment, brown shirted thugs of the Bush Family Evil Empire might fastrope right out of this clowns phone to capture him, no doubt then shipping him to Swaziland to be tortured by specially trained Haliburton thugs.

South Florida apparently breeds deserters, maybe something in the water?

South Florida is no stranger to Iraq War resisters. Camilo Mejía, a Nicaraguan-born former staff sergeant in the Florida National Guard, was the first soldier to refuse to serve in the war. After six months in Iraq, Mejía did not return from his two-week furlough. His application for conscientious objector status was rejected by the Guard. He eventually spent a year in the Fort Sill military prison in Oklahoma.

Yeah, we’ve been through Camilo’s story enough that I know it by heart. Unfortunately for Camilo, he can’t seem to keep his own stories straight, depending on the venue.

But back to Aslan. Why would he flee?

As for critics who might argue that Lamarche volunteered to fight and then later refused to go, he says he refused to honor a contract for a government that lied in order to go to war. “Why should I give my body for a contract with a government that doesn’t honor me? My government lied to me. They’ve lied to the world and to the American people, and draft or no draft, there’s no excuse. This is a poverty draft. Most of the people in the military are from poor backgrounds in bad neighborhoods.”

Hold up a minute there. Marine Basic is a total of 13 weeks, 1 of which is in-processing. Infantry Basic after that is 59 days. That’s a total of 150 days. Let’s just add in a week for travel. Aslan graduated in October of 2007. So this clown is claiming the Government lied about the war, but did it sometime between when he enlisted and when he graduated? Give me a break. And how exactly is it that he found out AFTER basic, but didn’t know when he enlisted? Lot of access to the news while you were at Infantry Basic Aslan?

How about his other claim, that most the military is poor….. Well, also not based in fact.

In summary, we found that, on average, 1999 recruits were more highly educated than the equivalent general population, more rural and less urban in origin, and of similar income status. We did not find evidence of minority racial exploitation (by race or by race-weighted ZIP code areas). We did find evidence of a “Southern military tradition” in that some states, notably in the South and West, provide a much higher proportion of enlisted troops by population.

The household income of recruits generally matches the income distribution of the American population. There are slightly higher proportions of recruits from the middle class and slightly lower proportions from low-income brackets. However, the proportion of high-income recruits rose to a disproportionately high level after the war on terrorism began, as did the proportion of highly educated enlistees.

More from our Narnian friend:

“It’s hard to be 20 years old and be hated by two governments,” he says. “And Canada is a very strange country in a lot of ways. They just have this blind trust that their government will do the right thing. The majority of Canadians want us to stay. They say, ‘Don’t worry. Everything will be fine.’ But at the end of the day, none of them are willing to fight for us.”

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Now that is rich, a guy who got paid to fight for his country but decided to run away, lamenting that people in another country wouldn’t fight for him.

But, the story ends with such a dramatic moment, that for me anyway, it saves the entire article:

Though he lives by himself, he takes solace in the friends he’s made among the other deserters. “There’s a camaraderie among the guys up here,” he says. “We might be from different branches of the military, but we’ve become best friends. For a lot of people, this is the only family they have.”

One friend Lamarche made eventually turned himself in. Before he got on the plane headed back to the States, he turned, saluted, and uttered four words to Lamarche.
Those words are now tattooed on Lamarche’s left wrist, just above the Miami ink: “Live Free or Die.”

Aslan, you are an assclown.

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defendUSA

TSO-
Assclown must have missed that great story about Erin, a Canadian soldier, hey?

Douchebag.

J3

The one question I have is just this, and I am so sincere:
Why do ALL of these anti-military pukes who are pictured in the anti-military media, ALWAYS look like… well, not just faggots, but *flaming* faggots who just stopped off for their interview on their way to the drag-queen boutique? I mean, look – back in 66 – 70, I knew a lot of guys who looked like little kids in their fatigues or tiger stripes, no fault of their own, they WERE kids. Some were scrawny, some heavy, some with pimply faces and some with surfer-guy nice looks, but none of them had that “Boy George” screaming fag look.
Is this just some new thing, the metrosexual deserter look?
Then again – I DO recall buttsuck Kerry in the ‘Congressional hearings’… so I guess there were faggy looking punks then, too.
Never mind.
PS – I hear that the hot new thing among most of the IVAW crowd is getting a used condom from Obongo – to use for a chap-stick.

huerfano

“Lamarche knows that any call — especially one from a number inside the United States — could mean the end.”

Is he worried about the Dick Cheney Death Squads?

Proud American

You don’t know that kid. I do. He was brainwashed by a mentor named Tony Perez into thinking that this war was just and secondly that the Marines offer a better life. Look up the facts before you bash on something you know nothing about.The marines offer you a death sentence physically and emotionally. Seems like your pissed that you have to fight in a war in which most countries in the world feel is unjust.I mean wow. Poland is in Iraq.. Poland and the Czech republic are two nations bitches slapped by the American empire. Face it, that kid decided not to kill. Plain and simple. Although the military has turned you into brainwashed robot, you should know that most decent humans beings on earth feel that killing in the name of anything is wrong. Especially a Zionist corrupted government. And secondly Get your disgusting Zionist army/air force off of German soil. We are fed up with your bullshit.

Let me guess… We are protecting our country… right… Fighting them over there and not on our soil. Open your fucking eyes. These terrorist are already in america, in GB, in Germany and in Canada. The CIA and FBI are keeping you safe.

TSO

That is quite possibly the most asinine comment of the year! Congrats!

I debunk this assclowns statements and then you say I should research stuff. Transference anyone?

Airborne Injun

Proud Armenian
Who’s keeping the CIA and FBI safe? Just Saying…

TSO

AI, you need to open your eyes. Us-CIA-FBI-NSA-anheiser busch-Men in Black-Spongebob-herbert from Family guy.

I don’t know how much clearer this secret cabal could be.

Proud American

sweet thanks. I tried.

I’ll admit some of the shit he said and has done is questionable. The Marine tattoo was stupid and joining in the first place was a bad idea. The truth behind it is that he was having a rough patch in his family life and wanted to get away from it. No he didnt go to S.O.I he deserted after B.T. Either way he shouldn’t be forced to fight for something he doesn’t believe in. Trust me he regrets it with all his heart.

Airborne Injun

TSO…Clear as Crystal…Distract them while I go hide!LOL

Proud American

And to make it clear im not attacking the U.S Military. I have alot of respect for these kids that join straight out of high school for noble causes. Im attacking a government which cares not for its men and women and puts them into conflict/ harms way for unjust causes. In the end it is a Volunteer armed force. Yet see it from the point of a 18 year old kid who just needed to get away from problems at home for a few months. He realized he was going to war and possibly going to kill someone. I mean come on, the kid is 5’7 125 after basic. Before he struggled to reach 110. In high school he had drug problems.

Airborne Injun

PA…When alot of us were 18,the world was a scarey place and alot of these guys didn’t have a choice (ever heard of selective service?)The military serves one main purpose!WE don’t get to decide what is just/fair.we couldn’t go to Camp Parris Island for the summer, where we learned underwater basket weaving.If You are smart enough to pass the ASVAB,then you are smart enough to know what the military does.

Jonn Lilyea

Proud American – you’re not doing him any favors by fighting his battles for him. I see from my traffic today that he googled his name from Canada (want the street name and town?) then, instead of commenting for himself, he sent you to do it for him (from Miami). So Aslan will never grow up as long as no one makes him stand up for himself.

Proud American

He didnt send me to do it . I havent talked to him in about 2 weeks. He’s still a great friend and hes in a dark situation. He doesn’t deserve the pressure hes getting from people that dont know him. Honestly if I would have the slightest idea the he deserted to be a coward i wouldn’t be here. I really hope he reads this. He knows that three of his friends haven’t turned their back on him. You guys are driving the kid to taking his own life.

Jonn wrote: Yeah, it’s just a coincidence that you both came to our blog out of millions of blogs on the same day within hours of each others. We’re not trying to get anyone to kill themselves, but he should come back, turn himself in and take his medicine like a man. Believe me, the Marines don’t want to send someone to war who doesn’t want to go. I wouldn’t want to be his sergeant. If he’s so close to the edge, he should come back and get on with his life. You’re not doing him any favors.

Proud American

or maybe its the first option after his facebook page when you do a google search. actually i think its the second but the first one is about tattoos. I dont have a facebook so it does me no good going there.

TSO

Honestly, after what I saw today with Chiroux, I highly doubt they would do anything to him. I don’t know why he didn’t just entry level sep right from basic? Frankly, if what you say is true, he honestly ought to just turn himself in because they really won’t do much of anything to him. More so I believe he likes the whole adventure of this nonsense.

It just seems absurd to desert, and I just can’t understand it. Go up and kiss your drill sergeant, they’ll send you home quick enough.

Proud American

Like i said guys. Im not here to attack you. Look at this from my prospective. I grew up with the kid and although we might not talk as often as we did before, what kind of friend turns his back on someone when they are in a deep mess. Honestly as someone studying Journalism I respect your writing.As a proud American citizen i respect what you men do for me. As a friend to this kid I owe it to him to tell the truth and to have his back through it all. The only thing I ask is to do complete research before you bash on the kid. If you knew him, you wouldn’t see this as a coward move but as a huge mistake. You don’t have to believe in your government to be a good American. But a good American will fight to the very end for his beliefs.

-German

TSO

Dude, if you are really his friend, contact the Marine Corps and ask them what he faces. Or contact a lawyer. Trust me, he’s better off coming home.

anonymous

You humans are not nice. Maybe something was going on with him. Truthfully you guys don’t discover the real facts you guys just judge a book by the cover. What if this whole thing happen to you & you felt like you were teared aways from your family, What would you feel like???? You tell me.

Anonymous

Leave him alone. The Military DOES lie to their soldiers. You deceive your soldiers, lie to them, brainwash them in believing they are killing so many innocent people for a good reason. Bullshit. It’s one guy, you guys have a lot of killing machines, and I’m sure many more to come.

WarMachine

This kid was just a scared little bitch. Me and my fellow Marines have no sympathy for people like this. Looking at this douche bag the Corps is better off without him. He was probably an admin POG(People Other than Grunts) anyway. I love the Corps, I get paid to do nothing all day long!

tony

this bitch got arrested today, he had a lot of pot and was speeding like its all good in the states again.

he’ll get whats coming to him wether you like it or not.

tony

lulz wait it was aslam w/e from the heat

Sporkmaster

Found his FaceBook page with his last posting as of 13 min ago.

Remember son, when you fight to be free, look at things how they are, and not how you like them to be.

Also he has been back since July 11th.

after 3 years, I’m back in Miami. pics coming up soon.

Also what I found funny was that he got robbed in Canada.

I got mugged. they stole 200 bux and left my face fucked up.

Anonymous

LOL little bitch got mugged

Devil Dog

That fag should die and anyone who stands up for his coward deserting ass he signed the fucking contract no one forced him to do it so he should complete his duty he’s a disgrace to this country and should recieve no sympathy!!!

Clelia Ryneer

Good post however , I was wondering if you could write a litte more on this topic? I’d be very thankful if you could elaborate a little bit more. Cheers!

Shalanda Horoschak

Excellent post. Thanks for discussing!!