Joey Christian – Arabs & Cell Phone Service – The Last Straw
We are tracking the story of Joey Derek Christian of Pasadena, TX who went into a cell phone store and went on a rant. Christian came into the store because his nephew was required to provide identification to sign up for a plan.
There was disagreement with Christian and “Mo” the cell phone service employee and it came out that his name “Mo” was actually “Mohammed.” This seemed to anger Christian who launched into a rant saying he has been killing this kind in foreign countries for two years – implying military service. He soon expanded his claim to twenty years of killing Arabs.
Apparently, after Christian’s Arab killing spree, coming back to the good ol’ US of A and having to deal with a customer representative that had the name Mohammed was more than he could take.
Read more about it at: Heavy.com (There are additional videos of the before and after)
We are waiting for his official military records and will post when we get them, but a preliminary search does not show any active duty for Christian on DoD Manpower / SCRA. Christian’s prior address history also does not support time in the military, especially in the last 20 years.
As the article states, Christian has a string of criminal charges and prison time. Joey had charges that would have been a problem for him to serve in the military. We’ll keep an open mind, but at this early juncture, his reference to killing Arabs in foreign countries does not seem to be a result of military service.
Perhaps he meant something else?
The DailyMail.co.uk reports that due to this incident, Joey Christian was charged with public intoxication and disorderly conduct and was fined $682.
UPDATE: 22 APR 2019
We received the FOIA results back for Joey Christian. They could not find any military records for him.
We really wish Joey Christian would clarify what he meant – the implication that he was in the military when he was killing Arabs is not a fair or accurate characterization of the military nor its missions.
Category: Army Poser, Stolen Valor, Terror War
Nice mug shot. I bet his momma’s so proud.
Hey, show some respect. He’s been killing people for longer than you’ve been alive.
Do DUI manslaughter charges count?
This reminds me of the numbnut featured here last year who got all enraged when he encountered an elderly Cambodian guy wearing a camo T-shirt and accused the poor guy of stolen valor, only to come out that the old Cambodian guy was an actual Cambodian combat vet from the Indochina war and the accuser (who claimed he served in the Marines) never served a day in his life…
Yeah, it is all filed under the category of using supposed military service to make your point more credible.
What was the guy’s name?
Alex Wolpert
1st Blog: https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=79509
2nd Blog: https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=79601
Thank you Daisy Cutter. I couldn’t find it with the search bar.
What an assfurter, I can’t wait to see what comes up on him!
Maybe he meant “blowing” this kind and just misspoke. It’s an honest mistake.
The criminal record is just a cover. The lack of [military] records is due to the secrecy of his continual Arab killing.
lack of *military* records….
Looks like what we around here would call – white trash.
In Pasadena? Say it ain’t so…
His military “service” must be as a butt pirate at Brucies Bath House (Entrance in the Rear).
“Mo” should have just pimp-slapped this whiny poser-ass bitch and had a few Girl Scouts toss him out of the store.
So ‘Mo’ wasn’t one of the Stooges? I’d have guessed Moe’s great grandson, at least. Or Shemp’s.
Hello, can you hear me now?
‘pears like Joey doesn’t have a very Christian attitude. The other cheek he turns is probably his butt cheeks.
Maybe he’s mad at Mo cause Joey wasn’t invited to “Man Love Thursday”…or something.
Dickhead!
Are you listening joey Christian and if you are then go on home. Better if his name was Billy.(Statler Bros.)
Oh Ya! You can tell this fart sniffer is a real killer alright!!! The only thing he has killed is a six pack!
A six pack. You give him too much credit.
Or not enough.
Dude probably butt chugs Jack Daniels trying to beat the breathalyzer.
Is that really a thing? I’ve heard stories and it seems to almost make sense from a physiological standpoint.
You actually can get drunk off of an alcohol enema, but it’s not recommended as it’s gay as hell. Oh yeah, and because you can also DIE easily from alcohol poisoning, since the alcohol goes directly into your blood stream and your body can’t throw up any excess alcohol once you’ve had too much. There’s a pretty funny darwin award about a guy who died after giving himself a sherry enema. Granted, it was a whole bottle, but I shudder to think how quickly jack Daniel’s would kill.
Also, you wouldn’t be able to beat a breathalyzer anyway, since the alcohol in your blood stream still gets breathed out through your lungs, regardless of how it got in there in the first place.
I’m betting he does “Nasty Light” 40 ounces at a time.
Whoa, whoa, killing a 6-pack of Bud Light is a mean feat.
Maybe for a lightweight like you, in the crowd I hang with, a six pack is regarded as a mere warmup! Bud Light was originally to be named “Sex in a Canoe” because it’s next to fucking water!
Charged with Public Intoxication and Disorderly Conduct? Sounds like he’s the pride of his trailer court Airsoft M’litia, he looks like the type who would shoot Airsoft pellets at the TV screen while watching a Rambo movie for the 2,328th time!
Love the cool calm demeaner of the two people watching the cop standing outside while Joey is completly unaware.
Public Intoxication and Disorderly Conduct? Throw in stupid and you’ve got yourself a deadly combination. Add possible poser as a bonus. What you wanna bet the record’s request comes back with the answer of ‘who’? I’m thinking his few remaining brain cells are dying at an alarming rate.
He’s lucky in a way he got arrested and not gotten to his car. If he was intoxicated, the cop could have lit him up if he started his car. That would have been an expensive cell phone plan.
Likely an instant DUI the moment he put the key in the ignition and started the car!
Doesn’t even take that in AZ. If you’re drunk, in the car, and have the keys in your possession… bingo, DUI!
HMC Ret,
Hope you are doing ok.
3/10/MED/b out.
Thanks, 3/10/MED/b, very kind of you to ask. I’m doing well, but relatives and friends not so much. Sister died of overdose a few months back. My Sister in Law died Monday night of unknown cause(s). She had chronic medical problems, but I feel she died of a drug overdose. She and her husband (my brother), were heavy into Lortab and Fentanyl. I’m thinking she lost count and took too many and her breathing stopped. One of my wife’s best friends died, also Monday. Went into the hospital for bypass, developed sepsis and died. The docs couldn’t knock out the infection that ravaged her body. I wasn’t close to her but my wife and daughter loved her as a sister. So me, personally, I’m OK, except I grieve for the several who died. I also grieve for my brother. I think his wife dying will have a great impact on him and I’m not sure he can handle it. Again, brother, thanks for asking.
HMC Ret,
Lots of DW’s out here fighting with demons, demons that nobody else will understand.
Hang in there, Sir.
What he actually meant was he had been listening to the Cure song “Killing an Arab” for 20 years. Unfortunately due to his snowflake status he did not grasp that the song related to the Camus novel “The Stranger” and had to do with the condemnation of the benign indifference of the universe and the general overall pointlessness of life instead of the actual killing of cell phone salesmen named Mohamed.
While some point to it as an example of the philosophy of the absurd and existentialism, it really focuses on moral relativism and the idea that people can not truly judge one another. It is unclear in the novel whether Meursault kills the Arab due to an existential threat (the Arab with the knife) or because he was simply confused due to a dulling of his senses. It is irrelevant as it is more concerning his lack of remorse of the Arab’s death and apatheism towards a universe that was apathetic towards him. Much like poor Joey here.
Had they merely gone to Walmart and purchased a phone without a contract this would not have been an issue. His drunkenness would have blended right in and ID for the nephew not needed.
I’m still cracking up over last week’s Walmart story of the Kung Fu fighting mom, the naked son, and the thieving dog! Compared to that, our friend here wouldn’t attract any notice at a Walmart.
He even looks drunk in his mug shot.
“Drunk” is probably his natural state. Most likely, his natural habitat is his living room, which is empty except for a beanbag with a hole in it (expertly covered with duct tape), an empty cable reel that he uses for a table, and two TVs stacked on top of each other. For those who are wondering about the 2 TVs: one is for picture and one is for sound. Unfortunately, the TVs aren’t tuned to the same channel!
What an ass whistler.
Welcome to the abomination that is The Patriot Act which is anything but.
When I was a kid I’d set my soldiers up out in the backyard; Americans and Germans. I’d throw rocks at the Germans and sometimes small boulders; as they were the bombs. I must have killed thousands of Germans in my day!
38 yr old moron trying to act tough like an old timer to 55 yr old woman. “I was killing before you were born!”
Cringe-worthy and sad.
Yeah, well I get the feeling that the “Little Old Lady from Pasadena” could whup this dude’s ass so he might want to slow his roll. It would probably look a lot like the scene from “Happy Gilmore” where Bob Barker kicked Adam Sandler’s ass.
Before all of you get too crazy here I think we need to contact that bat wielding grandma to have a nice quiet chat with this D/A after all she keeps it locked and loaded by the door. One swing ought to do it.
He must have a damn good hook in Harris County to not end up on the Texas DPS’s license forfeiture system. Texas usually doesn’t screw around with DUI’s. Something
afoot here…