ERIC LEE BURRIS, NOT A SEAL
Eric Burris is one of these guys we have been tracking for a long good while now. Sometimes these posers and embellishers are worse than a crotch tick when they embed themselves into legit organizations.
The fine folks at militaryphony.com send us the case.
It is relevant and interesting to point out that Burris is a member of the UDT/SEAL Association. It is possible to be a Member of the Association if you were never a SEAL. Support personnel to the Teams can join as Associate Members and Children can be Legacy Members. There is also Sponsored Members for people who have supported the Association and its Charities. Only SEALs can be Regular Members.
We found this picture where he has labeled himself as SEAL Team Four. He was asked if he was at Four and he followed with “details sent”. A simple yes or no probably would of worked.
That picture was so popular it actually made it onto an unofficial SEAL history page.
As a member of the UDT/SEAL Association he goes to many events to discuss SEALs and their equipment.
He also talks to the community about his service. Here is a claim from the Veterans Day Program he spoke at. In the programs it claims that Burris completed Sniper School, on a Search and Rescue team and completed 16 years of service.
Here is the link for that.
We also found this.
Here is the link. If you click on his name in the link it goes straight to his LinkedIn account. On that account in his history its interesting to note that his civilian work would have overlapped 16 years of service.
Little Eric Burris seems to have been dancing the fence between fact and fiction. Rod Serling once called this kind of guy, “A man, double parked in his own mind”.
Since we have had several requests for verification from both Law Enforcement and citizens – Military Phonies requested a check of the UDT/SEAL Database for Eric Burris. Military Phonies found no such person has ever graduated UDT/SEAL Training. His records were requested with a Freedom of Information Act Request.
The first thing that jumps out at us is that Mr. Burris was in the United States Navy Reserve. He could not have gone to BUD/S as a reservist. It’s for Active Duty only.
His list of schools does not show BUD/S, Search and Rescue, or Sniper School. It shows Basic Aviation Training and AD A School. That would have been the Rate for Aviation Machinist Mate. Aviation Machinist’s Mates are United States Navy aircraft engine mechanics that inspect, adjust, test, repair, and overhaul aircraft engines and propellers. Not much call for snipers around jet engines.
There is also the fact that the records show 4 years of service and not 16.
The official military records do not support the claims.
The UDT/SEAL Association was made aware of this blog before it was published. There is no need to fill their mailbox with copies of the blog or calls to inform them of it.
Sadly, it appears that some members of his family might have been under the impression that Eric Burris was a Navy SEAL. He did serve during a time when most people would not and had a perfectly honorable career that anyone should have been proud of.
However, Erick Burris was never a Navy SEAL.
I can not help but feel sorry for those who believed otherwise.
Source: ERIC LEE BURRIS, NOT A SEAL | Military Phonies®
Category: Navy Poser, Phony SEAL, Valor Vultures
Rob Serling was genius. This douche, not so much. Talk about hiding in plain sight
Rod Serling served with the 11th Airborne Division during WWII and experienced some tough combat in the Philippines. This douchebag, not so much…
So what you’re saying is that ERIC LEE BURRIS FAKE SEAL is not fit to shine Rod Serling’s jump boots?
I concur. 😉
Or:
ERIC LEE BURRIS on his best day couldn’t be a pimple on a paratrooper’s ass.
Eric Lee Burris isn’t even worth a squirt of a Paratrooper’s piss!
Had the privilege of hearing and meeting Mr. Serling in the early ’70s when he filled in for the original speaker, Ray Bradbury. Since it was last-minute, the format basically became an open forum for almost two hours. Hell of a nice guy. Believe he also won his class in the divisional boxing championship when he was in, too. A standout night in my life!
This dude even got his family brainwashed…shocker.
They do that from time to time, just think of the damage he’s done to his family.
It’s going to be a very awkward Thanksgiving dinner this year.
Great two days and the brigade of S/V Navy Seals increase ranks by two bodies. Doing it up good with the rag on head and middle eastern type scarf around neck.
Eric Lee Burris…Never a Navy SEAL, but is a bringer of shame upon himself and embarrassment to his family. Checked the comments over on MP, and one of his daughters defending him and his lies….Sad
I wonder if rocking his lies is what got him his job. No shame in being an aircraft mechanic. Those things are highly technical…and complex too.
Dickhead!
I have a Neighbor who is a USAF Vietnam Vet and he’s completely candid about what he did over there, an Aircraft Mechanic. Let’s face it, fast movers can’t fly if their birds aren’t maintained!
At first glance his doo rag, black polo shirt, tactical sunglasses, SEAL ballcap, and Trident license plate fooled me into thinking this steely eyed veteran is indeed a SEAL. I got a little suspicious though when I read he did not qualify for the coveted NDSM.
The perfectly cupped bill had me thinking the same and that Rattlesnake wrapped around his neck Sealed the deal but alas the records do not lie.
WAIT, I don’t see a Harley and a dog yet!
NOT a 16-year SEAL Sniper. Eric Lee Burris needs to stop double-parking on his own mind and start telling the truth to his own family as well as to everyone else…
How I the fuck do assholes like this sleep at night with all those lies?
Jesus, I was a freaking AQ. I ran around on a flight deck all day and loved the hell out of my job, why lie about it? You served honorable, that’s all that was asked of you.
Fucking idiots
“How I the fuck do assholes like this sleep at night”
With one hand on their tiny dick and the other thumb in their ass.
This comment….is now stolen.
An entry in his diary:
Day 289 without having sex:
Put on flip flops and had a long run. Just to be satisfied with the sound.
Hey lima I sleep like that although I was no hero I did ok.Idon’t really like the anal thumb thing.Just my way of punishing myself for being me.How did you know it is tiny?Am I being watched?
It’s simple, really: they want to tell stories, but they don’t have any stories to tell, so they make stuff up.
But instead of those sea stories you’d get from spending time at Rosie’s in Olongapo, you watch a few movies, get a hair up your anal sphincter, watch a few more movies, and hey! presto! You get to go back to playing cowboys & Indians like you did when you were a twerpy 6YO.
It helps if you find gullible people attracted to you. They think that glamour will rub off on them, too.
Spouting off stories has become a red flag to me. I was support personnel. Nothing fancy, no CAR, just an average enlistment.
I have funny stories, but I still don’t share them much around non-vets because most of them don’t understand half of it anyway. Only the bullshit artists seem to actually enjoy it.
The difference between them and you is that if you took all those sea stories of yours and turned them into a novel, especially a comic novel, it would gain an audience on its own.
Which reminds me to get back to chasing dragons. Later!!!
Fetal alcohol syndrome
Then kicked in the head by a mule after stuffing crayons up his nose.
Was the truck’s face concealed to prevent embarrassment to the truck?
Yes. Unlike Burris, Dodge trucks served honorably in multiple theaters of war.
His daughter posted on Military Phonies and believes he’s a SEAL.
This is the sad part of all this.. His daughter will find out the truth about her Dad. So sad
Lexi Burris
04/10/2019 at 18:31
I’m his daughter. This entire article is all crap.for example, he served 4 years as a Navy seal, but yes, he did have a total of 16 years in service because you don’t walk in as a Navy Seal. It’s a lot of hard work. Know where you’re information is coming from. I grew up around his retired Navy Seal buddies. I’ve been there, Met a lot of very important people, my dad being one.
She posted a video of him on his twitter account of him doing a back hand spring….. he did it really well actually. I heard they are required to execute one as a final test just moments before being pinned with the coveted trident.
So for me…. that is obviously PROOF that he is indeed a Navy Seal.
Doesn’t this sentence catch anyone else’s eye?
“I’ve been there, Met a lot of very important people, my dad being one.” – daughter
She MET her dad? Ummm…. that sent up a red flag, then I backed off, but it still says ‘something is not right here’.
Sounds like we should be ready for a sock puppet attack!
Man the ramparts, DICKWEEDS!
Foogas primed and ready, on your command…
Thanks for the warning.
Getting your kids to think you were something other than what you were is the worst. You’re supposed to be the one person they can count on to be honest even when they don’t really want to hear the honest. Once they know you were completely full of shit about most of your life they will no longer think of you the same, and that will affect how they trust other family members long after you’re dead.
Nice job shit head.
It’s going to break her heart. She obviously looks up to him greatly. What a dick.
She may qualify for “second order stolen valor” by claiming her dad is a SEAL while knowing that he isn’t.
That largely depends on how she acts once she sees the actual data in front of her…I could understand the reluctance to believe anything posted online.
Images can be manipulated to make someone look like a liar, she will need to see an FOIA of her own I suspect before realizing he’s full of shit.
She has no reason to believe or trust an anonymous group of online stolen valor hunters.
“She has no reason to believe or trust an anonymous group of online stolen valor hunters.”
Those magnificent bastards!
Oh, but I don’t hunt them. They just pop up out of the bushes, like the snipes they are. That is why we also have snipe hunters, you see.
I am wondering how she can claim her father served in the Navy for 20 years but only achieved the lofty rank of E-4. Someone needs to explain the up or out rule to her, irrespective of the SEAL claims. Someone should show her his record of assignments which prove that, except for boot camp and A school, his four years were served as a reservist.
After my dad passed I got his records.
Everything he ever told me was right there where it should be.
Even the part about losing pay for a sunburn.
I am sorry for this guy’s family.
But if it takes sock puppeting to drive the truth home then let it be so.
I had a 1SG in the Old Guard who went after a couple of guys with “self inflicted wound” Article 15’s for sunburn back in the ’70s. Seems they cooked themselves and were unable to put uniforms on for a Monday morning formation.
Remember the story about my friend good Old “Okinawa Banana Show” Marty?
Yeah, 1985, went to the beach… Marty liked to run around *naked*, we didn’t care.
He got his junk and surrounding area sun burned and had to be put on quarters for 3 days.
He got a LOC and they docked his pay for the three days.
“Damaging Government Property.”
There’s a dick joke someplace there but I’m straining my brain too hard on it.
The being sun burned ain’t no joke. Also deployed in the Med in Mid-Summer ’85, some MS booter was sunning himself on the 0-4 level w/o sun screen and got his sorry ass cooked (no pun intended) which lead to a temporary ban on sunbathing. I don’t recall if he got any NJP, but you’d see him around the passageways walking oh-so-gingerly. Another guy caused another ban because he sun bathing on the helo flight deck while we getting mid-deployment maintenance at a Naval Base in Golcuck, Turkey. Apparently, going all RHCP with only a sock on your junk gets the local in a tizzy.
“I grew up around his retired Navy Seal buddies” says Lexi Burress. I wonder how many of them are lying-ass phonies…
My thoughts, also. He must have done a lot of research to pass among real deal SEALs. Maybe those real deal, some or all, were bogus as well. Been my experience from this site and observations from working at the VA that posers will protect posers. I guess there is strength in fakery.
This guy? By his actions he has thrown his family under the bus. Don’t know how he can regain his family’s trust. Probably can’t.
You are one dumb MoFo.
OK Two things……
NOW HEAR THIS!!! These two items in the thread are now being added to the The Continent of Insults®™
Dave Hardin
1. “worse than a crotch tick” is getting added
26Limabeans
2. “How I the fuck do assholes like this sleep at night?
With one hand on their tiny dick and the other thumb in their ass.” is getting added as well.
THAT IS ALL!!!
(And thank you, as always, for your generous contributions.)
He’s so much of a dickhead he takes Viagra thru a nasal spray.
A few month’s ago I read an article about a guy that experimented by snorting 50 mg of the stuff. He was looking for a faster way to get results without going thru the liver, short of injection.
He got the intended effect but nearly died coughing up his swollen lung tissue.
“He’s so much of a dickhead he takes Viagra thru a nasal spray, And he’s still limp.”
This too is getting added to the The Continent of Insults®™
Well while you’ve got it out, I nominate Eric “never was a Navy SEAL” Burris for deployment of The Continent of Insults®™
I have a request for the The Continent of Insults®™ . It’s a little dusty.
Do I have a “Second” as per the Roberts Rules of TAH?
2nd
Alright, there’s the “Second”.
Do we have an “Aye” Vote?
DO IT, BAYBEEE!!!!!
I 4th it and be damned to ye!!!!
Oh, and “AYE, AYE, AYE” Happy now?
Alright, that certainly counts. I never really expect you guys to fail me once the coveted The Continent of Insults®™ has been requested. “Excuse me while I whip this out and *DICKSLAP* old Eric Lee Burris right where it counts. ” The Continent of Insults®™ (aka, “This Ain’t Hell” Thesaurus) FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!! TACTICAL NUCLEAR ROUND OUT!!!! THREE PASS AIRCRAFT BOMB RUN!!!!! DANGER CLOSE!!!! MOPP LEVEL 4!!! TAKE COVER!!!!! …. Eric (Dick) Lee (Not worth a squirt of pee) Burris (Bird Piss)…HEY DICKLESS WONDER, We all hope you read this and come back here and try to defend your actions, but, you won’t because, YOU’RE A STRAIGHT UP COWARD, NOT A SEAL vile, flaming piece of skunk shit, ALLEGEDLY, but not confirmed or proven, but in some people’s opinion, works balls, tickles taint and tongue punches hobo’s crusty fart boxes all, I Guess, while being a syphilitic, turd-sucking feces factory, HOLY Baby Ape Shit Breath, Bitch-ass Fuckstick guzzler, pile infested, onion-eyed flapmouthed butt-bailiff, “Fowl” mouthed Chicken Fucking Chickenfucker, You flaccid piece of tofu, Simply a fart in life waiting to be fabreezed away, moral equivalent of pond scum, THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS A WALKING TURD, inflamed, “Towel boy” in a gay bath house, DILLY DILLY!!, Ambulatory verbal dissembling anus, Fucking one cell spermatozoon with a tiny flagella, gaping giant ass walking fungus shit nugget, Bag of seasoned dog shit, Cambodian cunt sauce, he deserves to have his private parts gnawed by angry badgers, Anyone who ever loved you was wrong, bucket of ass chum, Poopy Headed ball working asshole, JERK OFF !!, Soup Sandwich, if you Mom would have known you were going to turn out like this, she’d have prayed for a miscarriage, Diaper-Sniper, you’re such a pussy, when you get a haircut they charge you for a bikini wax, suck a big diseased gorilla dick and open those ass cheeks for the bull elephant that has been eyeing your lying ass, Poster-child for post birth abortion, Testicle face, This twat waffle is dumber than a bucket of goat piss, I pray thou shalt be pursued into the mountains… Read more »
(Guys, please unbold after “The Continent of Insults®™
(aka, “This Ain’t Hell” Thesaurus)” (Rolls my own eyes. I had an html fart)
Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid, you emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid, nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know, Schlumpadinka, wazzock, Tampon Tunnel, used toilet paper-sniffing Turbo knob vacuum of a meat gazer, terminal crotch infection, asshat, roach turd-munching shit-for-brains, a black hole would spit you out, the founding fathers said all men are created equal….except for you, you make scientists contemplate the possibility that there’s a negative IQ number, if you an 2 other guys ran a race together, you’d come in fourth, dick pickle, gòrach pìos de cac, It looks like he smeared super glue on his lip and chin and went down on Whoopi Goldberg’s cootchie, You make PTSD/TBI look like a state fair, a 3 ring circus and Disneyland all rolled into one, likes to gargle with a mouthful of unborn crib midgets, He can shit and fall in it as far as I am concerned(This one is for the Ladies and Medical Staff) this prancing fairy is about as popular as a failed Episiotomy with a 4th degree perineal tear, wanker, herpes-ridden dung beetle target, feejackapeesack, first volunteer for being part of a jailhouse human centipede, bunghole warrior, cockwomble, bread loaf end slice, should eat a nice steaming pile of monkey shit you ass clown, looks like hammered dog shit, Your mother may have told you that you could be anything you wanted, but a douchebag wasn’t what she meant, If Mr. Rogers were alive, he’d piss on your grave, helmet wearing short bus riding window licker, Head paddler in… Read more »
AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!
*slow clap* Wow! That’s fucking epic! Amen, Brudda!
I always appreciate the Col. Potter references. Will never understand the SV/lying about service phenomena.
Peace to all.
Amen!! That’s beautiful, Chip! Always brings a happy tear to my eye
I actually read the whole thing. It’s been a while and it took a while. Covers quite a bit of what is wrong with these people.
That’s up to a 6.8 on the Richter scale. Still feeling aftershocks.
Thanks the GODS for cut and paste. Can you imagine me having to type that out every time.
I’m just waiting to add enough insults to have the TAH Error message (“Your post is too long”) to come up, probably around 7 or 8 pages and we’ll have to change the name to The Hemisphere of Insults®™
😀 😀 😉
The 26Limabeans quote had me LMAO! I even told it to my spousal unit although she generally doesn’t approve of “barracks humor.” However, she did crack a small smile for this line. Kudos to 26 Limabeans for a hall of fame worthy addition to The Continent of Insults®™
‘Sniper’
— sigh —
It’s always ‘sniper’. Always.
And I’d also like to know what ‘Search and Rescue team’ he thinks that he was on.
So no motorcycle vest? I’m saddened even more 💯
People please fix yourself before trying to help others? You can’t seriously jump into Military affairs as a civilian and not expect your shit to be drug through the yard, so trim your yard up and be honest.
So just how slimy do you have to be to slip through the cracks and make it into a real SEAL organization?
I have two theories on how this happened but I could be wrong.
1) He admired SEALs from his time in the Navy. Maybe even held some fascination. When he got the chance to work with them he jumped at it. Over time, he got tired of explaining to people he was NOT a SEAL, especially at events where he was manning some of the SEAL educational displays. Nobody is going to ask you if you were a SEAL, it was most likely assumed. He perhaps just got tired of being proactive about setting the record straight and eventually took no responsibility for people’s assumptions. After all, why should he? Over the years, he learned that a well-placed sequence of words would lead to reinforcing the assumption that he was a SEAL. One thing lead to another and here we are.
The alternate version of the chicken or the egg theory is…
2) He’s a liar and always has been.
I’ll take the #2 theory, along with a fully-loaded paper plate of whipped cream.
Bro, his family thinks he is a seal. No way he lied through ommision long enough to convince them.
NOW HEAR THIS! NOW HEAR THIS!
ERIC LEE BURRIS qualified as a “SEAL” by fellitating a pinnaped.
ERIC LEE BURRIS qualified as a “SNIPER” while working at Brucies Bath House (Entrance in the Rear) as a Junior Associate Towel Boy.
ERIC LEE BURRIS took a shit all over his four year of honorable service.
THAT IS ALL
Suckcocker.
Eric Lee Burris WAS NEVER a USN SEAL.
Eric Lee Burris DID legitimately serve in the USN Reserve and shit all over it by lying.
Eric Lee Burris apparently has family members conned into believing his lies.
Eric Lee Burris looks like he also enjoys doing tricks behind the dumpster at Flying J truck stops.
Eric Lee Burris looks like someone who prowls highway rest areas looking for a date.
Eric Lee Burris is indeed “Double parked in his own mind”.
Eric Lee Burris likely used his fake SEAL persona to become an Apprentice Towel Boy at Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in Rear).
Eric Lee Burris would have been FAR better off if he hadn’t lied about his service.
Eric Lee Burris has a helluva ballsack tickler on his chin!
Eric Lee Burris isn’t worth even a squirt of a real USN SEAL’s piss.
Eric Lee Burris looks like a regular customer at The Blue Oyster.
Eric Lee Burris rolled the SV Dice and came up with “snake eyes”!
Eric Lee Burris fucketh himself with Stolen Valor.
Eric Lee Burris looks like he’s ready for “Man Love Thursday” with that do-rag on his head and a Shemagh around his neck.
Eric Lee Burris is not unlike a teacup poodle pretending to be a Rottweiler.
Eric Lee Burris needs to man up and end his con game.
Eric Lee Burris is finding out about The Power of Google®™ and will continue to do so and Eric Lee Burris will find out that THE INTERNET IS FOREVER.
How copy,
((((OVER))))
API, Do I read you correct:
Eric Lee Burris WAS NEVER a USN SEAL.
Eric Lee Burris DID legitimately serve in the USN Reserve and shit all over it by lying.
Eric Lee Burris apparently has family members conned into believing his lies.
Eric Lee Burris looks like he also enjoys doing tricks behind the dumpster at Flying J truck stops.
Eric Lee Burris looks like someone who prowls highway rest areas looking for a date.
Eric Lee Burris is indeed “Double parked in his own mind”.
Eric Lee Burris likely used his fake SEAL persona to become an Apprentice Towel Boy at Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in Rear).
Eric Lee Burris would have been FAR better off if he hadn’t lied about his service.
Eric Lee Burris has a helluva ballsack tickler on his chin!
Eric Lee Burris isn’t worth even a squirt of a real USN SEAL’s piss.
Eric Lee Burris looks like a regular customer at The Blue Oyster.
Eric Lee Burris rolled the SV Dice and came up with “snake eyes”!
Eric Lee Burris fucketh himself with Stolen Valor.
Eric Lee Burris looks like he’s ready for “Man Love Thursday” with that do-rag on his head and a Shemagh around his neck.
Eric Lee Burris is not unlike a teacup poodle pretending to be a Rottweiler.
Eric Lee Burris needs to man up and end his con game.
Eric Lee Burris is finding out about The Power of Google®™ and will continue to do so and Eric Lee Burris will find out that THE INTERNET IS FOREVER.
API, I copy the following:
Eric Lee Burris WAS NEVER a USN SEAL.
Eric Lee Burris DID legitimately serve in the USN Reserve and shit all over it by lying.
Eric Lee Burris apparently has family members conned into believing his lies.
Eric Lee Burris looks like he also enjoys doing tricks behind the dumpster at Flying J truck stops.
Eric Lee Burris looks like someone who prowls highway rest areas looking for a date.
Eric Lee Burris is indeed “Double parked in his own mind”.
Eric Lee Burris likely used his fake SEAL persona to become an Apprentice Towel Boy at Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in Rear).
Eric Lee Burris would have been FAR better off if he hadn’t lied about his service.
Eric Lee Burris has a helluva ballsack tickler on his chin!
Eric Lee Burris isn’t worth even a squirt of a real USN SEAL’s piss.
Eric Lee Burris looks like a regular customer at The Blue Oyster.
Eric Lee Burris rolled the SV Dice and came up with “snake eyes”!
Eric Lee Burris fucketh himself with Stolen Valor.
Eric Lee Burris looks like he’s ready for “Man Love Thursday” with that do-rag on his head and a Shemagh around his neck.
Eric Lee Burris is not unlike a teacup poodle pretending to be a Rottweiler.
Eric Lee Burris needs to man up and end his con game.
Eric Lee Burris is finding out about The Power of Google®™ and will continue to do so and Eric Lee Burris will find out that THE INTERNET IS FOREVER.
Checking for clarification. How copy? ((OVER))
A Proud Infidel®™,
I copy:
Eric Lee Burris WAS NEVER a USN SEAL.
Eric Lee Burris DID legitimately serve in the USN Reserve and shit all over it by lying.
Eric Lee Burris apparently has family members conned into believing his lies.
Eric Lee Burris looks like he also enjoys doing tricks behind the dumpster at Flying J truck stops.
Eric Lee Burris looks like someone who prowls highway rest areas looking for a date.
Eric Lee Burris is indeed “Double parked in his own mind”.
Eric Lee Burris likely used his fake SEAL persona to become an Apprentice Towel Boy at Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in Rear).
Eric Lee Burris would have been FAR better off if he hadn’t lied about his service.
Eric Lee Burris has a helluva ballsack tickler on his chin!
Eric Lee Burris isn’t worth even a squirt of a real USN SEAL’s piss.
Eric Lee Burris looks like a regular customer at The Blue Oyster.
Eric Lee Burris rolled the SV Dice and came up with “snake eyes”!
Eric Lee Burris fucketh himself with Stolen Valor.
Eric Lee Burris looks like he’s ready for “Man Love Thursday” with that do-rag on his head and a Shemagh around his neck.
Eric Lee Burris is not unlike a teacup poodle pretending to be a Rottweiler.
Eric Lee Burris needs to man up and end his con game.
Eric Lee Burris is finding out about The Power of Google®™ and will continue to do so and Eric Lee Burris will find out that THE INTERNET IS FOREVER.
Loud and clear!
An Airdale MM Snipe and he didn’t have to show a fresh air chit.
Only Gator Navy hostages will probably get that. S/F
Ive been coming to tah for years.it fucking amazes me that these assholes think they will get away with their lies.eventually it will catch up to them. Eric Lee Burris you phoney …you suck
What a felcher.
Waiting for his daughter to show up, IF that’s really her posting a protest on Military Phony about this discovery.
Someone posted at MP, that he was fired by Daniel Defense to represent them at Shot Show. If that was based on his SV claims he could be looking at Federal charges.
hired not fired, although probably fired by now.
Hmmm. I wonder if this is the same company.
https://danieldefense.com/
Eric Burris’ Book of Face links to their corporate headquarters in Georgia. Maybe they need to have a heads up to this and MP links.
I’m sure I’m showing considerable ignorance here but what is “MP?”
Military Phonies.
https://militaryphony.com/
TAH SW COPIES LICKEN CHICKEN
Eric Lee Burris WAS NEVER a USN SEAL.
Eric Lee Burris DID legitimately serve in the USN Reserve and shit all over it by lying.
Eric Lee Burris apparently has family members conned into believing his lies.
Eric Lee Burris looks like he also enjoys doing tricks behind the dumpster at Flying J truck stops.
Eric Lee Burris looks like someone who prowls highway rest areas looking for a date.
Eric Lee Burris is indeed “Double parked in his own mind”.
Eric Lee Burris likely used his fake SEAL persona to become an Apprentice Towel Boy at Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in Rear).
Eric Lee Burris would have been FAR better off if he hadn’t lied about his service.
Eric Lee Burris has a helluva ballsack tickler on his chin!
Eric Lee Burris isn’t worth even a squirt of a real USN SEAL’s piss.
Eric Lee Burris looks like a regular customer at The Blue Oyster.
Eric Lee Burris rolled the SV Dice and came up with “snake eyes”!
Eric Lee Burris fucketh himself with Stolen Valor.
Eric Lee Burris looks like he’s ready for “Man Love Thursday” with that do-rag on his head and a Shemagh around his neck.
Eric Lee Burris is not unlike a teacup poodle pretending to be a Rottweiler.
Eric Lee Burris needs to man up and end his con game.
Eric Lee Burris is finding out about The Power of Google®™ and will continue to do so and Eric Lee Burris will find out that THE INTERNET IS FOREVER.
There are photos of him on the SEALTWO.org page
http://www.sealtwo.org/page19.htm
No disrespect to the webpage designer but wow. Looks like it was put together back with the interwebs were first made public.
I have 3 DD214s and a DD215 and a NG 22 -Active Navy almost 9 years got a voluntary early out 1993 when Bubba Became POTUS and then 2 x OIF Veteran with Alabama National Guard 1st x C Company 1/167th Infantry and 2x x 1143rd Chemical Company and leave it at that.
His Facebook page is no longer up.
It appears to have been decommissioned.
I think the proper naval term would be “scuttled”.
Twitter page too.
HEY Eric Lee Burris, COME VISIT FUCKER AND ‘SPLAIN YOURSELF.
BITCH!
“He did serve during a time when most people would not and had a perfectly honorable career that anyone should have been proud of.”
WTF are you talking about? He did 4 years Navy reserve, no NDSM, no Sea deployment ribbon, no personal awards and got out as an E4.
Sometimes, the same people who complain about millenials getting participation trophies like to pretend that simply enlisting and showing up for occasional drills is something to be proud of.
You have to feel for the kid;especially since the lies are to no avail.She would love him no more or less if he was a seal or cub scout.Most civilians don’t know the difference anyway.If being loved was dependent on service 99.9% of the population would be loved.Oh.what tangled webs we weave.
I know I messed up that last thought.but it is the last post on this story so noone will read it .Now Im talking to myself