Cohen to Strzok: If I could give you a Purple Heart, I would

| July 13, 2018

NHSparky sends us a link to Fox News which reports an exchange yesterday between Tennessee Congressman Steve Cohen as he gave FBI agent Peter Strzok a handy in the House Judiciary Subcommittee on the Constitution and Civil Law hearings yesterday;

“Mr. Strzok, I don’t know where to start,” Cohen said as he started his allotted five minutes. “If I could give you a Purple Heart, I would. You deserve one.”

A Purple Heart for getting yelled at. I guess that is why Congressmen can’t award Purple Hearts – they would be throwing them from a parade route, if they could.

From the Tennessean;

Strzok was subpoenaed last week by the House Judiciary Committee to testify publicly about the text messages he exchanged with Page.

In a report to Congress released last month, Horowitz said Page wrote to Strzok in a text message, “(Trump’s) not ever going to become president, right?” In response, Strzok wrote, “No. No he’s not. We’ll stop it.”

Another thing that the FBI can’t do.

Strzok faced hostile Republicans on the House Judiciary Committee and the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee, who pointed to his text messages with Page in 2015 and 2016 as evidence of bias in the Russia and Clinton investigations. Strzok and Page were having an extramarital affair at the time they were texting.

Rep. Louie Gohmert, R-Texas, brought up the affair during one of the most heated parts of the hearing, asking Strzok whether he gave his wife the same “innocent” look he was giving Congress members.

Democrats shouted Gohmert down as Rep. Bonnie Watson Coleman, D-N.J., yelled “you need your medication.”

Strzok angrily replied that Gohmert’s question “goes more to a discussion about your character.”

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  1. Yef says:

    Tennessee has democrats in congress?
    I thought it was conservative state.

  2. Commissioner Wretched says:

    I’d like to give Mr. Strzok something, if I could …

    Twenty years in Leavenworth, for starters.

    • desert says:

      OR give him a real “bleeding heart”, that cohen is a pussified p.o.s., the worthless bastard even to come up with giving that traitor a “purple heart” damn, where do we get all these sicko bastards in our govt?

  3. TopGoz says:

    The hearing was infuriating to watch. The Democrats were jumping all over themselves to defend and protect Mr. Strzok; not because they believe he didn’t break any rules, but because they agree with what he did.

    • Mason says:

      That’s the problem that always comes back to bite them in the ass. The ends justify the means, particularly to the left, but accepted by too many on the right too.

  4. HMCS(FMF) ret says:

    Both Cohen and Strzoh are COCKSUCKERS…

    • ChipNASA says:

      Cohen (D)ickbag, yep.

    • Yef says:


      • 2/17 Air Cav says:

        It’s worse that that, Yef, far worse. Many of us voted for Trump. That automatically makes us bigots, racists, Fascists, Nazis, and misogynists, too.

      • Jeff LPH 3, 63-66 says:

        Hey Yef, I guess your liberal friends got you a little brain washed. I’ve had people I know tell me that I was a racist because I did not vote for Herr obama. I vote with my head and not with my Heart and being an Indy on the conservative side, I also vote for a persons policy on what they will do for OUR AMERICA and not for the color of their skin or their RELIGION. Let’s put it this way, I’m A Jew and find it offensive from peeps like you who call anyone a racist who calls people that you like, a name that you don’t like. ChipNASA didn’t diss your buddy cohen because of his religion. Hope I made this lima charlie.

        • Yef says:

          But, but, Steve Cohen descends from the Kohen Gadol of Yerushalayim. He can’t be wrong, can he?

          • Jeff LPH 3, 63-66 says:

            Here is the perfect example of what I mean Yef. Right after 2012 re election, I was sitting on the bench outside the bagel tree one Saturday morning waiting for our breakfast crew when a greatest generation young lady and I got into a discussion about the election. In the 55 and over community where I lived, I consider myself a minority as an Indy but conservative. When I told her that at the time, I did not vote for obama and right away she called me and others whom did also not vote for him a bunch of racists. She really flipped out when I told her that I once told my late Mom who was a dem that if Hitler were alive and a dem running for office in the US, she would have to vote for him since she voted only on party lines. WOW, so to make a short story long, after she calmed down, the conversation turned to music and I find out her name was Marion Weiss who along with her husband were the songwriters/producers for the New Jersy group Ronnie & the Hi-lites “I wish that we were married” on Joy 1962. She opens her wallet and there is a pic of the cover with the group on it. Nothing personal Yef but this is the way it is with the dems.

          • Ex-PH2 says:

            Stow it, Yef. My sister’s Jewish. I’m not. Likewise,her two sons (my nephews) are Jewish as are their wives and multiple offspring.

            Put a sock in it now or I’ll get a big stick and make you chase it.

            • Yef says:

              So much violence.

              I was just lite trolling Jeff into wasting a 1000 words.
              You know I thrive on words….

            • Ex-PH2 says:

              Yef, my 2nd bathroom needs to be scrubbed and polished. If you want that assignment, keep yapping, sport. 🙂

      • desert says:

        Yef wake up…it is ANTI ASSHOLE..not racism you dimwit!!

    • desert says:

      HMCS —Right on!!!

  5. Bobo says:

    I’m sure that most of us here have friends who had to have their family receive their Purple Hearts before a graveside service. For Cohen, who was coming of age at the height of the Vietnam War, one would think that he had some personal interaction with Purple Heart recipients and their families. For someone in that position to use that award as a form of hyperbole to show respect to someone who was having a hard day because he chose to cheat on his wife and run most likely corrupt investigations into Clinton and Trump is a disgrace.

    He is facing a primary in August. If he wins that, given his district, he’ll most likely be reelected.

    • OWB says:

      Thanks for the info about his running for reelection – sorry – asked my question below before seeing your answer here.

    • CPT11A says:

      Dude graduated HS in 1966, yet somehow went straight off to Vanderbilt. 58,000 real Americans died in that war he skipped, but he has an opinion on our awards? Joking or metaphor, shut the fuck up, Steve.

      • Rich says:

        Had polio when he was five. Might have made him medically ineligible, but could have taken advantage of student deferment(s) as did many of privilege in his generation. Joe Biden had 7. The current CINC had 5. Four for college, one for bad hooves.

        • Claw says:

          A little insight info (from the 1 Dec 69 Draft Lottery) as it pertains to the comment(s):

          Cohen’s number was 31.

          Biden was too old (born 1942) to be included in the pool.

          The current CINC’s number was 356, with the highest number that was called for induction in 1970 being 195.

    • Sparks says:

      Thank you and well said. Here’s hoping he’s defeated in the primary next month. But then again, he represents a similar district to Babbling Corrine Brown, the Tenn. 9th which includes Memphis. They do love their ‘gubmunt’ handouts there.

  6. OWB says:

    Disgusting in every way. Watching these clowns has become painful. Such a waste.

    There is no defense of what Strzok did or wanted to do. Even saying such things is indefensible. And in that regard, it matters not who he/they supported, voted for, their voting record, or anything else. He proved himself unworthy of public trust.

  7. NHSparky says:

    This shit is going to make Watergate look like child’s play by the time all is said and done.

    So much for the moral high ground, fuckers.

    • The Other Whitey says:

      Indeed. And now they’ve resorted to insisting that the blatant corruption isn’t really corruption. Right out of the Clinton playbook, it depends on what the definition of “is” is.

      • Mason says:

        Calls Trump supporters ignorant hillbillys, but that’s not what he meant.

        • Deckie says:

          Yeah he chalked that one up to some kind of hometown rivalries… never rolled my eyes so hard in my life.

        • Bobo says:

          I’m waiting for the reaction from the Dems doing everything that they can to support him the next time a police officer is found to have made racist comments via e-mail or text. I’m sure that it will be something along the lines of it being the officer’s political views and not indicating any bias toward members of the same disparaged race whom he had arrested.

  8. The Other Whitey says:

    What an assbag. As for Strzok, he was somewhere in the league of OJ and Blowjob Bill in terms of credibility, not even trying to be believable as he lied his philandering ass off.

  9. Veritas Omnia Vincit says:

    Strzok wants us to extend a courtesy to him that he’s never extended to anyone else, that is ignore his own written words as evidence….it’s an interesting revelation of the level of arrogance and inherent sense of superiority that he has regarding himself and his position.

    I’m curious as to where that high degree of self esteem comes from, it can’t be personal honor as he’s a know liar and adulterer. He’s unable to honor his vows to a spouse yet he expects us to hold him in high regard as a human and an FBI agent? I think not sir, you are an execrable example of the worst type of human.

    What Strzok did is inexcusable for someone in a position of trust with the power to investigate and ruin lives. He has harmed the FBI image along with his like minded colleagues to a degree I’ve never seen in my life time…and Ike was president when I was born so I’ve been around the block a few hundred times…

    Strzok deserves to be stripped of his position, stripped of any pension, and referred for criminal investigation into misuse of government property and misuse of position of authority as an LEO. His name should be long remembered for his lies, his deceptive practices and held without honor for all eternity.

    Fuck this guy, this lying sack of shit pretending to be a man of honor and integrity while being neither.

  10. chooee lee says:

    My father killed flying the Hump 8/7/1945 on his second mission, MIA in the Burma jungle for 28 years and no Purple Heart. This dick wad wants to give Strzok one for an argument?

    • OWB says:

      This. You, your family, and most especially your father are why this casual and totally inappropriate reference to a Purple Heart Medal infuriates me.

      As opposed to a friend who last night showed me the one he earned. I was honored to see it. Didn’t even have to ask – he would have preferred to not earn one. Also know it was for far more than being asked about abusing the use of office equipment and an official position from a cushy office.

  11. UpNorth says:

    Cohen deserves the full effect of the TAH Wall of Insults.

    • The Other Whitey says:

      Get some!

    • Commissioner Wretched says:

      Second the motion!

    • HMCS(FMF) ret says:


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        • ChipNASA says:

          the founding fathers said all men are created equal….except for you, you make scientists contemplate the possibility that there’s a negative IQ number, if you an 2 other guys ran a race together, you’d come in fourth, dick pickle, gòrach pìos de cac, It looks like he smeared super glue on his lip and chin and went down on Whoopi Goldberg’s cootchie, You make PTSD/TBI look like a state fair, a 3 ring circus and Disneyland all rolled into one, (This one is for the Ladies and Medical Staff) this prancing fairy is about as popular as a failed Episiotomy with a 4th degree perineal tear, wanker, herpes-ridden dung beetle target, feejackapeesack, first volunteer for being part of a jailhouse human centipede, bunghole warrior, cockwomble, bread loaf end slice, should eat a nice steaming pile of monkey shit you ass clown, looks like hammered dog shit, Your mother may have told you that you could be anything you wanted, but a douchebag wasn’t what she meant, If Mr. Rogers were alive, he’d piss on your grave, helmet wearing short bus riding window licker, Head paddler in the douche canoe, Uncle Fucker, more ate up than a chocolate dildo in a crowded gay bar, shitbag, dipstickus giganticus, Humpty Dumpty cleanup man after the fleet visits Naples, Herp-Burger, poofter, intergalactic cunt muffin, knob gobbling, fimicolous galactic Jackoff, Deputy executive assistant jizz mopper in training, chronic hemorrhoid, stugatz, inbred, toe-jam from an infected Filipino hooker that specializes in foot jobs, tortured turnip turd, Sea Donkey, festering pool of anal leakage, your penis lives in eternal darkness, I’d hate to see your toilet, retardus maximus, Microcephalic Toad Licker, can go suck a fat baby’s dick, steaming rat-felching bucket of moldy monkey fuck, Bellicose ball gnashing raper of babies with rabies, Pecker-puffing pickle licker, catcher not pitcher, bawbag, about as useful as a white crayon, Arschloch, impotent koekeloeren, slaptard, couldn’t even be trained in my AFSC in the USAF to suck farts out of C-5 seat cushions, mumpsimus, reverse dirty sanchez lover, scunner, kutomba wewe, Cryptosporidium-ridden tire tosser, fudgepacker, turbo douche & enema nozzle, mental midget, likes to molest small farm animals, dead and alive, is a hemorrhoid, 100 retarded monkeys could jerk off in a stagnant swamp and generate a better life form than you, You are about as useful as a knitted condom, if I have the taste of you in my mouth, I’d lick the taint of a dead rotting water buffalo in the Vietnamese jungle just to get the taste out, just to fix your shit, you could make a Jew deny the Holocaust, you are the reason Jesus can’t play peek-a-boo, he has holes in his hands, you are a 0 EPR/OPR, you are worse than a Dishonorable Discharge….from your Mom’s vagina, Massive, back alley, bucket of schlong fuck juice, cockalorum cum-guzzling gutter slut, Dalton Coldiron’s bunny-butt buddy atomic sphincter goblin, If you stuck your brain up a gnat’s ass, it would look like a BB in a boxcar, Jackanape, Fuck Tart, Sitzpinkler, lispian, pussytits, Milksop, you’re such an embarrassment to your family and your father is so ashamed of you, he’d refuse a free blowjob out of fear of further spilling his seed, you suck so bad, AIDS and Cancer have nightmares about you, your shit is about as funny as Anne Frank, Helen Keller and Terri Schiavo having an orgy in the showers at Auschwitz, you suck so bad, puppies, kittens and babies hate you, you are so loathsome, the kind of guy who lets his wife gets her shit pushed in by Mr. Ouch while he watches, Gandhi would ass rape you for giggles, you are about as welcome as a yeast infection, hemorrhoids, gonorrhea, syphilis, chlamydia, genital wards and herpes, you’re one of the reasons Trump is President, you make God want a do-over, You vacuous, toffee-nosed malodorous pervert, pillock, puss soaked jackwagon, waste of trace elements and water, Jizztissue, knob breath dick biscuit, Pettifogger, Bunghole Baby,Rear Admiral of the Butt Piracy, donkey raping shit-eater, twatface, pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo it, may he lay a lip lock on the snotty end of a moose cock,butt munch, deep sea crotch lobster, man of the night in a large animal bordello,
          I bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck your own mother in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give her a reach-around (Thanks R. Lee Ermey, R.I.P. ), FELONIOUS ASS MASTER, TOTALLY a retarded, soul patch ball dusting, burn pit of worthlessness, you know the old saying “don’t throw the baby out with the bath water?” You would be the exception, you’re so fugly, you could make the Sun go down and not want to come up again, you make people that know you, want ass cancer, you make Hillary Clinton’s vagina look attractive, should be blowing everyone in cell block D and taking it up the ass, simultaneously from everyone in cell block C, You fucking LAND WALRUS, shit snorting stain on Hillary Clinton’s yeast infected kootchie covers, you’re lucky we don’t dress you up in drag, drop your ass off somewhere in the Middle East and let an entire battalion of ISIS soldiers and supporters butt rape you until you’re turned inside out, remember that story in the news a while back about a guy that was arrested for fucking his girlfriend’s dog that had been dead for a few days, in front of a daycare center? Yeah, you’re worse than that guy, you make child rape and crib death seem funny, you are such a fuckgasim, you’d leave Don Rickles speechless, you could make Goodwill, the Salvation Army and the Red Cross give you the finger, You make your own Mother cry on Mother’s Day, you’re the reason proctologists are a thing, seeing you frolicking around in all your finery makes me understand why Abba wrote the song Dancing Queen, I’d rather watch AFRTS than see this guy’s shit on the Internet, if you were a planet, you’d be Uranus, YOU are the reason monkeys throw poop, you stupid toilet mint licker, Hitler wishes he had you as a mentor because now he feels like a failure, Ball Basting Boy Wondor, What an oily little meatgazer, planetary level atomic flaming douchebag, Santorium, lying shitbag wanna-be fucknozzle cleaner, Impacted breaching turtle head, Rumpleforeskin, fuckstain skidmark on the underwear of life, anal bum cover (LOL SNL Jeopardy), taint cookie, Mr. Men’s Room Wide Stance toe tappingglory hole hero, Fartleberry, Some NCO Should have beat you within an inch of your life, insult to humanity, I hope his ego hits the floor like a turd from a tall cows ass, shit-filled meatsack, masturbates to videos of Jar-Jar Binks, YOU’RE THE REASON ALIENS COME TO EARTH IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND STICK THINGS UP OUR ASSES BECAUSE EVEN ADVANCED CIVILIZATIONS CAN’T FIGURE YOUR SHIT OUT, walking shart shooter, minge, moldy dingleberry on a roadkill swamp rat’s ass, test subject for Preparations A thru G, Remedy critch, Gnard gargling queefsquirt, I heard you were created via frozen embryo, you must have thawed, what’s gross, a truckload of dead babies, what’s grosser than gross, a truckload of dead babies with a live one in the middle trying to eat its way out, what is more disgusting than that? You, stupid enough to try to sandpaper to a wildcat’s ass in a phone booth, Handgallop, twatscicle, Obamawad, tool, bint, sleezebag, weaksauce, Gobshite, fuck hole, Pillsbury Dough Bitch, Should NOT be around WOMEN OR CHILDREN, touches himself inappropriately, Turd-Burglar, rimjobber, turd lizard of a roadkill opossum-humper, cum-dumpster, Inbred buck-toothed slimy toadstool on a Swamp Donkey turd, Useless mangy crotch-dropping, needle dick buttfucker, Putz, rectal inspector, ferger, Sheep tits, gonad, queefer, chicken shit, choad, Puppy fucker, dopus, Blue Falcon and Blue Waffle, Fuck Apple with mold, twizzletits, tallywacker, Bozack, Fiction-flinging Richard Gere’s Ass Gerbil Felcher, dingleberry circling ass buzzard, bitch, Saprophyte, ATM, pap smear, bukakke glazed shitmitten, Dandy prat, Tazmanian Dorkwad rat fucking, shit-sucking warthog’s asshole, gimp, bescumber, coccydynia, you lying sack of mosquito, Siberian and of cum-stained hadji sheep shit”, mangina micropeen, Fuckrag, Syphilitic Turd Burglar,
          possibly likes to pick his teeth with his OWN used catheters, Hircismus, cheat, should be pounded in the poop hole with a turret of a M1 Abrams, and then fired a WP round therein, pope-fondling, turbo apeshit crazy, Cacafuego, Cock-juggling *Pussy* thundercunt.
          If any of this offends you, I’m sorry. If something here *doesn’t* offend you, I’m not trying hard enough!
          We now include the NEW & IMPROVED
          /FREE with every deployment of an equal or greater value
          The Continent of Insults®™

          FUCK YOU, ASS HAMSTER!!!
          Can I get an AMEN?! (Or your choice of exclamation/interjection.)
          Here endeth the lesson.

        • desert says:

          Chip NASA…If you don’t like someone, don’t be bashful, go ahead speak up! LOL 😉

    • ChipNASA says:

      Well, OK, I’ll consider it, however my initial response is that THESE INFESTED, HERPES RIDDEN, ASS MAGGOTS DON’T DESERVE MY BELOVED The Continent of Insults®™ .


      They should have hollow glass tubes shoved up their urethras and smashed with a rubber mallet so they only piss blood, rinse REPEAT!

      • HMCS(FMF) ret says:

        They enjoy fellitating the BARBED COCK OF SATAN (the strap on attachment for Cankles McPantsuit).

      • Ex-PH2 says:

        There is such a thing as karmic revenge. We may see it in our lifetimes. Stay tuned. ChipNASA, I may borrow some of that for something I’ve been working on for a while. Creative insults using appropriately produced profanity is pertinent, especially when it can be turned into space alien languages.

  12. Mason says:

    I still can’t understand why he thought it was a good idea to volunteer to go on national TV in front of congress. He looks like a smug, self-righteous dick. Shares that with Comey.

    These people do detestable things that taint their reputations, professionally and personally, and tank the reputation of their agency and then sit there with the confidence to lie about it and know they’ll get away with it.

    • OWB says:

      Was it voluntary or in response to a subpoena?

      • Skippy says:

        He was subpoenaed I believe
        After watching this clown lie his ass
        Off to Congress and smile about it
        I was stunned he still has a job
        Things are not going to go well for Dems this fall they have lost their minds

        • MrFace says:

          The only blue wave this fall will be swirling around the bowl before a distinct whoosh sound.

          Indeed, they have lost their fucking minds. People are beginning to notice.

        • Fyrfighter says:

          Yeah, big question is WTF is Sessions doing, and why these assclowns have not been shitcanned hard…

        • A Proud Infidel®™️ says:

          We do not want to interrupt our enemies while they are making a fatal mistake, do we?

      • Mason says:

        It could be both. I remember a week or two back him saying he would appear voluntarily, but that might have been preempting a subpoena. Even in criminal cases, willing victims will be subpoenaed just to force them if it comes to that.

    • Jeff LPH 3, 63-66 says:

      Mason; I agree. I watched hearings on Fox yesterday and he had that smug shit eating grin on his face. One of his dem peeps told him that the hearings was a distraction and the Admin. should be doing other things to improve the country.

      • Mason says:

        Right. Like finding out your only general law enforcement agency at the federal level is filled with politically motivated people who are letting high profile politicians off the hook for major felonies isn’t trying to improve the country.

        Democrats are too busy trying to shut down ICE and move to the latest crisis to acknowledge the massive corruption of the previous administration.

  13. Skippy says:

    And this turd still has a T/S and a job at the FBI
    WTF is going on here

    • Mason says:

      I was wondering the same. He’s got to be well connected and must be union. I think it speaks more to the FBIs character not that they allowed this to happen in the first place, but that they haven’t swiftly taken care of the problem. They immediately went into defense mode, which just makes it look like this is very widespread (at the top anyway).

    • rgr769 says:

      How does an FBI agent at his level keep a TS/SCI clearance for over a year after he fails his routine lie detector exam? Only in a thoroughly corrupt FBI HQ, that is how.

    • Bobo says:

      Rumor has it (the wife of one of my coworkers is an FBI agent inside the beltway) that he was escorted out of FBI HQ building last month after they pulled his clearance. He’s still employed by the FBI on paid admin leave.

      • Ex-PH2 says:

        Does that mean he is one step away from the unemployment line?

        One can only hope. Don’t toy with me, Bobo.

        • Mason says:

          I’d assume it is. I think all the agents have to maintain a TS clearance, but I could be wrong.

          Wouldn’t be surprised if they kept him on the rolls just for these hearings. If he wasn’t an FBI employee, the company-sized contingent of FBI lawyers sitting behind him wouldn’t have any sway.

  14. 26Limabeans says:

    Trump will serve a second term.
    These people will pay.

  15. ChipNASA says:

    You mean to say, you rolled your eyes so hard you saw your own brain stem?
    Yeah, me too.

    There rumor that there are maybe dozens of rank and file in the FBI and DOJ that want to testify under oath in public before Congress and take out the leadership out because they’re so disgusted with the blatent corruption.

    Much like the old Church Committee of the mid 1970s.
    One can only hope.

    • Skippy says:

      I have a buddy who is fed up
      With stuff at the bureau it’s been like this
      For a while

    • Ex-PH2 says:

      It won’t change until someone dumps a large can of Drano on the agency, and uses the plunger to sort out the effluent.

  16. Sparks says:

    This clown represents the Tennessee 9th which includes most of Memphis. So much like Corrine Brown, he could say we need to restart the lunar program because he’s sure it is made of cheese and they would reelect him. Just so long as while he’s getting all that cheese, he keeps those checks coming and EBT cards full.

    Personally, I think he’s a cocksucker who should be beat like a redheaded step kid.

  17. CDR_D says:

    When the Praetorians got too big for their britches, Constantine disbanded them and razed their Headquarters. Do the same to the FBI. Give their share of the budget to ICE.

  18. USAF RET says:

    Tennessee Congressman Steve Cohen, I dub thee, “Sir Jack of Ass”……

  19. Jeff LPH 3, 63-66 says:

    I forgot to ask my friend Lenny (USS Guardian AG-1 1954-1958) if this shitbird cohen was possibly related to him. Same last name. I’m so pissed off at this shit bird, I won’t buy any more ice cream cohens.

  20. A Proud Infidel®™️ says:

    If I could give Cohen anything it would be an Atomic Wedgie followed by a swift kick in the ass, what a living waste of flesh and oxygen!

  21. Ex-PH2 says:

    Last week, when my fridge quit running and keeping things cold, I lived on crackers and whatever didn’t present a threat of botulinum intoxication. I kept telling myself that the people of Venezuela have it far worse than I do or did. You can get so constipated from this kind of thing (or eating leftover Korean War rations) that your blue eyes might turn brown.

    But that has changed, since my fridge was repaired.

    And now, every time I employ the commode and push the handle down, I will think of people like Cohen, because he is in the same category as your GI tract byproducts.

    I think they are digging deeper and deeper holes for themselves with these shenanigans and it has payback down the road. We must be watchful, all of us. The blatant conceit is strongly embedded in this bunch.

  22. FatCircles0311 says:

    That seedituous arrogant bastard was a sight to behold. He has no bearing and was pretty impressed with himself that he got caught in a coup attempt while covering up for Clinton. That guy is exactly the type of snake fuck that should be no where near power. His is the face of a domestic enemy in a position of power willing to undermine and cover up what he wishes. Should be in jail. The FBI is massively corrupt organization from the very top and should be purged. All of the federal LEO dapartments need to stop relying so much on hiring lying deceptive psychopaths that have no issue “passing” the flawed polygraph test. This is what you get when you do.

  23. M48DAT says:

    IMHO I think ChipNASA should receive the Pulitzer Prize for fine literature.

  24. SFC D says:

    I’d like to give Cohen a purple nurple.

  25. AW1Ed says:

    Wounded Marine Vet: ‘Disgraceful’ & ‘Disgusting’ for Dem Rep to Suggest Strzok Deserves Purple Heart

    Fox News Link

    A wounded veteran slammed a Democratic lawmaker for suggesting embattled FBI official Peter Strzok deserves a Purple Heart for enduring Republicans’ “attacks” during a House hearing on Capitol Hill Thursday.

    “If I could give you a Purple Heart, I would,” Rep. Steve Cohen (D-Tenn.) said, accusing his GOP colleagues of attempting to undermine Strzok and Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s Russia probe.

    “It’s astonishing to me that you’d be put on trial as you have today,” Cohen said.

    The Purple Heart is a military honor bestowed on those who are wounded in combat or given posthumously to those killed in combat.

    Marine Staff Sgt. Johnny “Joey” Jones (Ret.) — a Purple Heart recipient who lost both of his legs and suffered other permanent injuries in an IED explosion in Afghanistan — said Cohen’s remarks were “disgraceful.”

    Cohen has made a lot of ‘friends’ with his Purple Heart comment. Hope they remember this come Election Day.

  26. Ex-PH2 says:

    Yes, the backlash is simmering and has only just begun. Mr. Cohen is an ass, as is Mr. Strzok. One can only hope that they choke on their beluga caviar at an unfortunate moment.

  27. M48DAT says:

    Closing thoughts, even us Army guys know that the PH is no medal you ever what.

  28. 5JC says:

    I’ve met Gohmert he used to be my congressman before we moved. I must say I approve of most everything he does. He served which is a lot more than most of the critters up there can say. He is still a big supporter of the military.

  29. IDC SARC says:

    I’d like to give him a purple heart and by that I mean a cardiac contusion. 🙂

  30. Jarhead says:

    While you are discussing corruption and unconscionable
    behavior by a Federal power hungry agency or regulators, don’t forget Lois Lerner and the IRS Mafia. She was allowed to retire after receiving a $129 K bonus,in addition to a full and healthy retirement; and never held accountable for her absolute unethical and crooked actions. Any guesses as to why so few people vote these days?