Tuesdays with Claymore
Forgive us for we have Sinclaired
Even Alex Jones doesn’t believe this
This makes even Trekies cringe
Remind me again who’s marching in the streets and burning things?
I bet they’re fun at family gatherings
Oh hey, how about a boycott…those seem to be in vogue now
NRA in panic mode…which is why their donations and memberships are rising
Well they finally figured it all out
“We are blessed with hospitable neighbors.”
But he is the president, moron.
Constitutional scholars, folks
So much for that whole ‘due process’ thing
If we had only listened to Hillary
Category: Tuesdays with Claymore
The left accuses us of being irrational because we disagree. They offer only warped strawman as proof.
They say they fear violence will be visited on them, yet consistently turn closed eyes to the long history and current activity of the violent Left.
They say it is 1850 again, and appear to again want to provoke a bloodbath.
It’s an interesting dichotomy where they are openly advocating the disarmament of the populace and in the same breath warning of this impending armed conflict. It’s almost as if they assume their side will triumph, but there’s no logical reason to believe that in any way, shape or form. This is a recurring theme in the thoughts of DUer’s, where someone else is always responsible for providing their desires…they rarely ever discuss they themselves doing any of the heavy lifting.
Logic. Found the problem for ya. They don’t posses it. They make every decision based on feelings and appearances.
It’s too early for this, Claymore.
Is there a tremor in the Farce? Is their insular little world collapsing around them? Bernie the Burnout is jumping the fence and doesn’t even know it?
Stay tuned. Amazon will deliver the answers for $.99, no shipping if you have Amazon Prime. You want $14/hr for wages? Great! Go work at Amazon, they’ll pay you that… but you only get two to three days a week, so you’d better have a backup. I’m not sure, but I think waitresses may make better money than Amazon employees.
And now, these warthogs want separate colleges and universities for men and women… so we get to return to the 19th century, when women got to have schooling beyond the primary grades, with lessons that would trip up these dormant drones before they even got started… hmmm.. let’s go retro, maybe? Not sure I want to wear a corset and a bustle, but still….
“They’ll still be out there, railing against pedophile pizzarias and disrespectful black men, and baby-part-selling cannibal clinics, and whatever disguise racial purity is wearing this week”
Quoted from a DUmbass who is panicking that Republican intolerance and parochialism will lead to violence in the near future.
Dumber than a box of rocks would be a massive improvement for these people.
“He’s not a fucking president of anything. He is a fucking child molesting clown. He is a fucking sociopath. He is a fucking liar. He is a fucking joke, that makes us look like a fucking joke. He is a stinky fat fuck that can’t keep the maggots from falling out of his mouth. But, one thing that he is not is a fucking president of anything!”
Quoted from a DUmbass whom I imagine to be rocking in his chair, holding his arms tight, teeth chattering, desperately wondering where his straight-jacket went.
Take away the f word and they have nothing to say. Love it.
I love the Amazon read. Nine months to remodel a kitchen. Three months of research. Cripes. The Empire State Building took 13 1/2 months to build. Of course, the workers on the Empire State Building didn’t have to watch YouYube videos on which end of a screwdriver to hold and which to put to the screw. Nine months to renovate a kitchen. Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder could have done it in three–tops weeks.
And it was one of the most stressful parts of his life. LOL!
Funny how not having to scavenge for food, find clean water, or avoid being killed by someone really makes the inconsequential seem traumatic. Ah, measuring things is so hard!
What’re the odds he/she/zhe thinks they were “being green” by remodeling the kitchen to use LED lights while having every part and fixture air dropped in from Amazon.
All the specialized tools!
*lists common kitchen hardware for 2 lines and then includes belt-sander paper.*
I had a good chuckle at how the OP says they didn’t go to a brick-and-mortar local hardware store on their own assumption of what they MIGHT experience. Proceeds to complain that Amazon is terrible to its employees and ends saying the president should leave them alone.
I think there’s a connection to their pot-leaf avatar, the stream of thought and how long it took to finish their personal hell. I bet it never cooks in there because it triggers their PTSD.
That made me laugh out loud as well, I had to remodel a bedroom into a craft room for my wife. During the process we discovered that the vinyl siders some 25 year prior had failed to seal an area near a rear window. The resulting water damage once revealed indicated much of that back wall was reduced to balsa wood from the wet….I peeled the siding back and saved it, re-studded the frame, put a new window in, re-insulated, re-wired, re-sided, and finished the interior wall work in less than a week….and I’m an old fucker…
3 months of “research”? No doubt with a set of rolling papers and a lab coat.
Never under-estimate the ability of the DU denizens to pull melodrama from trivial things. It’s just a kitchen. You cook food there. It’s not supposed to be a trendy fashion statement, and it’s not a politically-driven gesture which must be supportive of worker rights.
I’m at the finish flooring stage of a ranch house renovation that started by taking things down to the bare stud walls. Here’s what I’ve learned:
Amazon is mostly good for comparison pricing, but doesn’t always have the lowest prices. Sometimes you’re better off going directly to the OEM vendor. You can also go to the local dealers for OEMs, and get a good deal. I recently did this with quarry tile.
I tend to stick to a couple of local lumber yards for lumber. The fact prices might not be rock bottom is off-set by other factors like quality, selection, and service.
I seem to use the local Lowe’s a lot for mostly those kinds of things you need to see before purchase, and need to be able to return. Stuff like plumbing parts and hardware. They also get extra points because they let my dog in the store.
“Hey, conservatives! We’re not about to let up until a blue tsunami wipes your fucking amoral Repuke congress out of the majority, Trump is kicked out of office in ignominy, health care reform is fixed, and you are driven into the sea.
Oh, and Fuck You donald clown trump and FUCK YOU conservatives.”
Quoted from a DUmbass to whom I would totally surrender my guns, because I’m sure they just want to protect my children more than I do.
A Leftie is a child that’s never had a big person job.
Of course. How else would they be able to protest endlessly?
I’ve never been to a political protest in my life, because I have to do big-boy stuff like going to work.
To them I say, keep throwing your hissy fits, acting like free range toddlers. Keep calling anyone right of Stalin Hitler. Keep telling me how racist I am because I was born into a “white imperialist patriarchy”.
In the privacy of the voting booth, people will continue to vote you out. You can continue to virtue signal while the rest of us are out here building things, raising responsible children, and just contributing to society.
I certainly hope the “blue wave” this year is like their expected wins in ’94 after they tried this gun banning and nationalized health care crap.
Privacy of the checkbook too. Trump has been raising a crapton of cash and the NRA has 3x the normal first-time Members signing up.
Blue wave my ass.
The Democratic Party has not-a-damn thing to do with the Demos anymore, and nearly everyone knows it.
The chattering class of poo-flingers. Pffft.
Don’t forget the Tide Pod eating condom snorters.
They are literally cheering snorting condoms as “progress”. Da fuq? They want to sway me to their political argument, start by calling stupid stupid when you see it and not questioning why I want to “discredit” condom snorting.
I also find it endlessly amusing that they think that Twitter followers is a gauge of political power. Since the 5 million NRA members (who pay annually for the privilege) only has 650k Twitter followers, they don’t have as much political clout as that bald “chick” from Parkland, who has 1.5m followers. Got news for you idiots. Only a small part of the country cares about Twitter. The ones that do are either too young to vote or too vapid to care to vote.
Maybe once the Dems get their easily hackable, federally centralized voting system in place, once you can phone in your vote like for American Idol. At that point online followers probably will be more important.
Of course they fail to realize that the Twitter universe is limited and circular… 10 celebrities with 2 million followers equals 2 million total, not twenty.
I didn’t look at the twitterpate thread. I was — well, concerned that I might be trapped in there and unable to get out. But I do want to know if not doing any twitterpating, not having any of that kind of thing going on, makes me a social outcast of some sort. Quite frankly, there are not enough microseconds in the day for it.
I have other things to do. I also cook.
Personally, I prefer the old-school version of being twitter-pated.
You miss out on some funny memes, but there’s really nothing you can’t live without. Judging by how happy kids are with themselves these days, I’m not missing anything.
The business of selling Twitter followers is apparently fairly common now. The going rate is roughly $1500 for 1 million. If the bald Parkland chick has 1.5 million followers, it wouldn’t surprise me to hear somebody paid for her to have them.
They truly believe Hilliard Clinton is their president. These people are delusional idiots.
I was a true Trump fanatic
I liked everything he said about draining the swamp, defunding planned parenthood, defunding sanctuary cities and building a wall
Now he signed the omnibus budget that has NONE OF THESE THINGS!
And he directed the Department of Justice to write a bump stock ban
Which they did
It is Impossible to claim that he is playing 10 dimensional chess, when he clearly Ordered up an anti-gun regulation
He has lost my vote