Air Traffic Controller arrested for pipe bomb
One of our ninjas send us a link to the story of Paul George Dandan, an FAA employee, and his partner Derrick Fells (on your left in the picture above) both from Charlotte, North Carolina. Apparently, Fells built a pipe bomb to use on his neighbor, but changed his mind and gave it to Dandan, according to CNN;
Both men were arrested Friday, but it’s unclear how they knew each other.
Fells was charged with three counts of manufacturing a weapon of mass destruction and one count of possession of a weapon of mass destruction, police said.
Police did not say what Dandan’s intentions were or whether he took the bomb to the airport.The Federal Aviation Administration said Dandan’s access to the airport “was terminated.”
In a statement, the Charlotte Douglas International Airport said Dandan did not have access to any aircraft.
“The FAA employee only had access to the “offsite air traffic control tower and had no access to the restricted areas of the terminal or ramp,” the statement said.
According to the article, someone called the FBI after they saw the bomb, so Tweedle-Dee and Tweedle-Dum were showing off the bomb to someone. One day someone with a working brain cell will finish what they started.
Category: Crime
Tweedle-Dee & Tweedle-dumbass…….
Showing it off to to others ???
Yep, Tweedle-Dumbass…..
Dandan?
Where is Claw with the Name Scrabble score on this one?
Paul George Dandan – 18
Multiply by Dumbass factor (2,3,4,5,6,etc)as appropriate to obtain final score.
FAA Air traffic controller jobs are extremely well paying and very competitive. They did go through a recent massive affirmative action hiring change as too many whites were being hired.
Well, this arrest will reduce the white boy total by one. At least there is that.
These two don’t look as generally thuggish as do most of the crooks we discuss around here. Almost Ivy Leagueish. Sorta.
That’s great. I want an affirmative action ATC like I want an affirmative action doctor
So tell me Dan, did your mother studder?
Wow, what a pair of Rocket Surgeons!
They’re not the only ones at CLT…affirmative action flunky driving the shit cart rammed our plane just an hour ago and we had to deplane…
Now, he’ll get the PTSD and have to go on workman’s comp for the rest of his life.
Sound like brain chemists.
Rocket Scientist + Brain Surgeon = Rocket Surgeon, thus I hereby award those two extra-intellectuals said title!!!
Look up both STUPID and MENTALLY RETARDED in the dictionary and you will find their pictures there!
I hate to say this but you know that I can’t resist saying this; but it looks like the deal “Fells” through.
Y’ALL please tell me what YOU think of this thought I have of those two, a big part of me wishes those two would have ended up being what I refer to as “Wile E. Coyote Bombers”, those who blow themselves to confetti without hurting anyone else like a certain Hadji who rigged a bicycle frame chock full of plastic explosive along with a mortar shell or two for additional impact, but wile pedaling said bicycle through the streets of Kabul at oh-dark-thirty, he hit a bump just right and *CONTACT!*, he blew himself and a perfectly good bicycle to confetti without hurting anyone or damaging anything other than breaking a window or two, another example is when a Hadji or three were traveling along a dirt road in A-stan in an SUV rigged to be a VBIED when they hit a bump just right and *CONTACT!*, a perfectly good Toyota SUV was blown to confetti along with two or three Hadjis and a useful dirt road was suddenly cratered. May ALL wannabe Bombers like that end up being “Wile E. Coyotes”!!!
The scary part is when people realize how easy it is to build a pipe bomb. The terrifying part will be when the government realizes there is no way to stop people from doing it