Ike Catcher; phony Green Beret
Our partners at Guardians of the Green Beret send us their work on this fellow Ike Catcher who was spotted by someone who trolls the internet. When confronted, Ike said some crap about the Austrian Royal Guard, but the Austrian Royal Guard doesn’t wear a 5th SF Group flash on their beret;
His Instagram account was replete with pictures of him wearing the beret as if he had earned it;
Finally, someone explained to him that what he was doing was wrong and he fessed up;
Musclehead.
Category: Phony soldiers, Valor Vultures
He’s a little too old (and it’s too early yet) to be playing dress up for Halloween.
Watch out, kids. He’s after your candy!!
Dumbass.
I think this guy showed up for man love thursdays at the gate of the MoD in Baghdad…
I thought he was showing off the costume he pole dances in at The Blue Oyster.
This pathetic little shyt needs to enlist in the Marines, first week of boot, they will either make a man out of him or throw his worthless ass out!!
I bet this little twerp would have been kicked to the curb if he had actually tried to enlist in the Austrian Bundesheer. How do you say SHITBAG in Austrian German?
I do believe it is pronounced “ike catcher”
Pretty much anything starting with “scheiss” would work ie. Scheisskerl, scheissvogel, scheisskopf etc…
Scheisstut, would be the literal translation in Rheinland-Pfalz German, but it does not really flow the way German insults work.
I think you mean ‘Scheiße’.
Scheiße Tasche according to Google translate!
Drecksack is used in my family’s colloquial vernacular. It would have more impact as an insult, but scheisstasche sounds good also. In fact, it sounds pretty original. It may be what an Austrian might call Herr Catcher.
ya know…..I might be getting soft. I actually believe this guy didn’t intend to steal that honor. it looks more like he was trying to either do a homoerotic calendar shoot or maybe star in one of those late 90s rap videos, more than anything else. think master p or something.
though I didn’t like the extra long winded apology/justification bit. just admit you were wrong, ask forgiveness, and move on with life.
He parades himself like a wannabe gay bar pole dancer and I’m sure he’s only sorry he got caught. IMHO he’s NOT even worthy of a motion for The Official TAH Wall of Insults®™, he’s small fry.
yeah that was kinda my thought too. he picked out, like, the gayest outfit he could possibly have thrown a green beanie on. at that point he could wear assless chaps and it would’ve had the same effect.
Yeah, I noticed he wears the tighty pants you see participants of LGBTEHGNDBF-whatever marches as well as antifa or any other lefty lunatic group sporting.
You mean, this guy hangs out at the Blue Oyster? The featured dancer on Fridays.
I sort of agree. This particular situation reminds me of years ago when Basketball’s Dennis Rodman was photographed wearing an Army Dress Green uniform coat with a Combat Infantryman Badge on it. He thought it was just purdy bling with no clue as to it’s significance.
No use in getting into a battle of wits with an unarmed man.
Dumbass.
I’m just wondering where Ike Pitcher is.
SNORT! Thanks. Coffee on screen.
Yep, Coke Zero for me!
And Mrs. A Proud Infidel®™ wonders why I use paper towels and Windex so often when I’m on TAH!
In bed with Ike Catcher
Tall SOB. His FB About Section lists him at 6’9″.
Exceeds maximum height for enlistment purposes?
But if he was to go in, I’m sure he would fit right into that new Combat Advisor Brigade as a cunning linguist.
I think he may be a catcher, not a pitcher.
I see what you did there.
OKAY, now after looking at the links I see he’s some juiced-up weightlifter who always HAS to flex and make himself the center of attention. He obviously felt like he wasn’t the center of enough people’s attention so he had to go running his cockflap like a wannabe top star gay bar pole dancer and now he makes a half-assed apology after having his ass handed to him by Real Vets. I see he’s not to keen when it comes to expressing himself in an intelligent manner, did he even finish high school, or did he “graduate” from a publicly-funded HS diploma mill?
I think he graduated from 5th grade, then went right into Modeling School, where he graduated last in his class.
Hard to do when you look at the IQs of most of his classmates.
ANALYSIS:
After-market cammo t-shirt: CHECK
Dog tags: CHECK
Perfectly executed hand salute: CHECK
LEGIT!
“Perfectly executed hand salute:”
Negative. Wrist is cocked and the thumb, while extended, is not joined.
TOTAL POSER!
/sarc
So we DO agree “perfectly executed hand salute”.
Roger.
(Over)
A little bit of limp wrist in that so-called salute, just sayin’…
((((OVER))))
Roger.
That is why I said his wrist is “cocked” and not “canted.”
((Over))
Pushing Protein powder while visibly exhibiting gynecomastia(bitch tits) from steroid use, check.
Corpsmen come up with some of the most subtle (and effective) slams.
Somebody should tell that guy that the hand salute can only be executed from the position of attention.
Mention the 22-5 to him and he’ll think it’s either some lifting routine or yet another protein powder.
DITTO with AR 670-1!
I noticed in his apology that he asked people to join him at Muscle Beach for a “workout” and a “protein shake”…
Enough said…
I’ve been around fellow honest hardworking blue collar types most of my adult life who really were good and tough, will work like there’s no tomorrow for an honest paycheck and they’re tough as all get-out but none have the “pretty body’ this boy does. I bet if you left him alone in some Country Bar somewhere in Red America he’d get his ass kicked to the moon in no time, put him to work in a tough job like I’ve worked in the past and he likely wouldn’t last five minutes before he ran off for a protein shake and a pity session. Yeah, he can pick the weights up, put the weights down and flex, but has that pretty boy ever done a real day’s hard work for a paycheck? I bet he wouldn’t last five minutes in a garage for fear of him getting dirt on himself or chipping one of his manicured fingernails!
API.. Ike Catcher wouldn’t be caught doing a honest days work for fear of staining his Versace pants or his Gucci t-shirt. He’s one of those that has “beautiful people” syndrome and looks at us as being “deplorables”.
I concur and I myself wear the “Deplorable” label with PRIDE because after the last election I am POSITIVE that we far outnumber those self-obsessed candyasses!
Have him cut pulp behind a skidder for a
few days. Fir and Spruce. In July.
Southern Pine in East Texas in August.
Ike Cather would go crying home to his boyfriend before mid-week, I’m guessing.
He wouldn’t last five minutes in any blue collar job for fear of either messing up his hair or scratching one of his salon-manicured fingernails.
Protein shake?
Yeah, if I want my protein shaken, I certainly won’t go to him.
Ex: From the way he looks in his pictures I’m guessing he’s not into women anyway, so you’re safe. 😉
Not only that, either he tilts his head too much (which is possible) or his face is completely lopsided. Very strange person.
Stars and Stripes with a star in the middle. LOL.
He’s absolutely right. Don’t forget, star can be a euphemism for asshole and he does look a bit brown, so…
Have you guys looked at his facebook page. He truly loves himself.
Multiple times a day I’m guessing.
Heyooooooo!
I see what ya did there.
Is that photo for real?
Large biceps, tiny head.
“Ike Catcher”
I don’t know, sounds kinda like Jack Reacher (shrugs).
He’s Ike Catcher, not Jack Reacharound Pitcher!!
More like “Ball Catcher”.
This turd looks like a third-rate rent boy.
What a loser.
“Splooge Catcher” seems more appropriate for him…
My best guess is that he likes to “steal” second and go face first into the “plate”.
Is this gay porn
So……how many mouth dams does an M4 mag pouch hold? ……..anyone?
I bet he stashes his pole dancing stage props in there when he performs at The Blue Oyster.
“mag pouch”
I thought they were towels.
Tissue Pouches for when he’s working in the bathhouse?
What a strange person.
Really, really bad taste in clothing.
And why is he wearing purple pants with a green/tan/black camo shirt? Is he blind to how bad that combo looks?
Haven’t you heard? Purple and camo is the new black!
Ex-PH2 and Martinjumper:
Isn’t there another Dude who wears PUrPLe cAMo…🤔
Why, yes. Yes, there is another purple aficionado, but he’s incoherent in his choices.
Ike Catcher? EEEWWWWWWWW
What’s that glowing on his left titty in the pic of him giving the limp-wristed salute, is that his Special Deputy Doofy badge?
Uh, is that the one where he is offering to “discipline” people?
Yeah, I’m pretty sure that there are actual gay people are embarrassed by someone this gay.
Share a protein shake? No fag, I don’t want to meet you at Muscle beach and share a protein shake.
This has to be the GAYEST posts I’ve seen on TAH in, well, let’s say this week ,but hey, it’s only Monday.
I also agree this guy doesn’t come close to rate the Wall of Insults®™.
IMHO he’d just have one of his boyfriends read it to him while they furiously masturbate to it, thinking we’re complimenting them.
Wasn’t there a chippendale dancer a while back. Guy reminds me of him.
That phony Chippendale SEAL, Joseph Cryer
http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=26589
That’s a rather old photo, ChipNASA. Hasn’t he gained a pound or two recently?
Dipshit.
Aids Catcher is 6’9″?
I suspect not.
So… here comes Ike Catcher who evidently follows actor social media and dresses up in Austrian Commando camo when he’s not pumping iron at Muscle Beach– where he might find a Hollywood agent. It seems fairly obvious where this is going:
Catcher wants to be Governor of California…
Bitch wants to be a US Senator, more likely.
I saw he has Muscle Beach all over his farcebook profile, that’s in LA where one only gets elected by running as a D-rat, the same party as lyin’-assed Dick Blumenthal!
that’s Kaleefornya isn’t it?
“Ike” Catcher more likely a fake name, just a tad away from “Eye Catcher.” To any “fella” who catches his eye and gets the drift. Homo, 100 percent, most likely.
Always the victim when they get caught. They didn’t intend to claim valor. ……
Fuck I want to smash these pukes.
It is starting out to be a winning week for fake SEALs over fake Green Berets, by two to one. Any odds on which group of POSers take the pennant this week? I’m rooting for the fish eaters over the snake eaters.
All of you guys talking shit clearly don’t know this man. Like few comments know on here, it was never His intention to literally portray a member of the military. This wasn’t a “Halloween costume” it was a costume he acquired from an acting gig a few months back. It’s easy to sit back on the web and think you know his intentions and who he is, calling him shit like “gay male stripper” and other things. I challenge you to come down to Venice Beach and voice your concerns yourselves.
I see a lot of nasty comments towards a person like Ike who is actually very nice guy and trying to follow his dreams in spite of others throwing obstacles in his path just for fun . I see a lot of enjoyment from the commenters here trying to smear and drag somebody down and you seem to enjoy it . I think it’s really awful, terrible and as the saying goes : If you don’t have anything nice to say to lift someones spirit and encourage them. Then maybe look for something you do like and comment on that or just go away and leave him or her alone.