Weekend Open Thread

| October 6, 2017


October 6, 2017

Inside the Rainbow

A man prepares a hot-air balloon before taking off in Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam. While fueled and in the air, the average hot-air balloon will weigh more than two tons.

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Wilted Willy

First!

Wilted Willy

I did it again! I had to really maul my mouse on this one!!

Roh-Dog

Congrats.

Wilted Willy

Thanks Roh-Dog

Ex-PH2

Hah! I’m thirdths. And proud of it.

Just An Old Dog

” Maul my Mouse” sounds like a new term for ” spank my monkey”

Jonp

Dang. I salute you #1

Graybeard

Congratulations, WW!

Wilted Willy

Thank you Sir!!

Wilted Willy

This is my third first on WOT! I am hoping this is a good omen for me, I start my chemo next week for 8 weeks! I am really not looking forward to this!
I hope you all have a great weekend!!!

Terrorologist

Best wishes and I’ll say a quick payer also. Now as usual, I have to protest this WOT because I didn’t win and this WW did!

🙂

AnotherPat

WW: Thoughts and prayers for you in the upcoming weeks. You deserve the best…and I know your Furbabies will be comforting you.

Hopefully soon, the day will come that you can share with us that Karma will finally get your brother. Sadly, he is not the only one abusing our tax dollars in getting undeserved VA monetary benefits.

Hang in there, Brother.

Hondo

Best wishes, amigo.

Hang in there. You can handle it.

Dinotanker

WW Best wishes for a quick recovery! Chemo aint fun, but you will rock through it.

HMC Ret

Prayers for you Wilted Willie in your chemo. Blessings …

MrBill

Hang in there, stay strong!

HMCS(FMF) ret

Hoping for the best for you, WW… STAY STRONG!

Sparks

Wilted Willy, I am praying for the best possible results from your treatment and that you endure it well. God speed Brother. I know you won’t be feeling well but when you are able, please keep us posted about your progress.

Roh-Dog

Second?

Yef

Tom Hanks sucks.

Uber liberal dude that likes history was inducted in the Ranger hall of fame for Saving Private Ryan and didn’t even show up for the honor.

Just found out.

Roh-Dog

You want to find out where he lives and throw bologna on his car parked out in the sun?
Crap in his mailbox?
Break into his house to replace his milk with horse spunk?

A Proud Infidel®™

Play the flaming dog poo prank?

Roh-Dog

I’m down, after a Chipotle burrito with extra guac.

Jonp

First

jonp

You know what sucks? when you spell your email wrong, correct it and end up…4th?

Sapper3307

TOP onezz!

Ex-PH2 - photolab tech and proud of it

Third!!!! PFffttttt!

Ex-PH2

Picture isn’t coming up on the title section above.

Ex-PH2

Well, if you open it in a different tab, the photo does come up.

AnotherPat

Ex: Did you change your handle? 😉

Currahee John

Sixth, or thereabouts.

A Proud Infidel®™

Top umpteenth and Honorary First.

Sj

Is the disbarred lawyer still in jail?

Wilted Willy

We can only hope he is at Tiny’s deli getting all the cock meat sammiches he can eat!

HMCS(FMF) ret

Danni-boi is probably slurping down some of those protein enhanced ghey whey shakes served at the BTJT Deli…

Ex-PH2

Yes, has a hearing on Tuesday 10/10/17.

Sj

I knew that but wondered if he had pulled some string to get out until then?

AnotherPat

Sj: Bernath is still at the Chesapeake City, VA Jail. I checked 3 sources: VINELINK, the VA Corrections and the Jail.

Here is the link to the jail where you can type in his name:

http://www.chesapeakesheriff.com

Plus, his Bond has been revoked, so it looks as if he will be spending Columbus Day there.😉

Also found out some jails in VA offer Tablets to inmates (families or friends have to pay the rental for it). The tablets can be used to read books, download music, find employment. Don’t know if Internet access is available on those tablets. The tablets are monitored, just as the phone calls. The prisoners are only allowed to havd them so many hours a day (they are a controlled item even though someone has to pay for the rental). Who knows…he may have access to the Internet after all.

Hope this answers your inquiry.

Sj

Thanks!

AnotherPat

You are so welcome!

Speaking of “Thank You”, want to extend Kudos to you, Ex-PH2 and others on TAH who acknowledges posts with “Thank You” when we all
help one another.

In my eyes, those two simple, but thoughtful words seem to be heading toward
Dinosaur Land, similiar to hand writing Thank You notes.

So this ole Dinasour wants to say “Thank You” to all who still use that expression.

Terrorologist

Thank you!
I also love to hear it and dislike hearing “No Problem” so much I call people on it!

Sparks

AnotherPat, I know what you mean. I found TAH in January 2012 after surgery and not much to do. I was warmly welcomed. What I found, was a family more than anything else. Fellow veterans and civilian who believe in the sanctity of true Valor earned. In my bad times they have supported me with well wishes, prayers and some “get well dickweed!”, which I love just as much because I know it all comes from good hearts. When folks ask me about my family, I tell them my blood family is now quite small, but my family of brothers and sisters at TAH is large and reaches the world around. Good people here. Some of the smartest and most well thought out people I’ve read are here. So I will add, to my TAH family, Thank You All and God speed.

Ex-PH2

Dinosaur Land, my fat Aunt Harriet!

But you’re welceome, Another Pat, even if you are a dinosaur.

Thunderstixx

He has a permanent inmate number now !!!
#89963
Isn’t that just special !!!
Daniel Bernath is an inmate in jail now and never was an honorary CPO !!!
Just soooooo special !!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!

HMCS(FMF) ret

Wow… now all he needs is a cover shoot for “Prison Bride Daily” and he’ll be famous in the cellblock!

Sapper3307

Is their address to care packages (KY/BenGay) to?

A Proud Infidel®™

A BIG BAG of sugar free Gummy Dicks?

HMCS(FMF) ret

Maybe he needs some Tucks or Preparation H for his bunghole?

Sparks

I’d send him a tube of KY but reloaded with Icy Hot. For that nice extra burning feeling. Who knows maybe he’d scream worse from the Icy Hot than the big prick in his ass.

Daniel Bernath’s Bunghole

Yes, he’s still in jail, and I am still being ruptured…it’s not fair at all as I am the one organ in my life support system that isn’t malignant!

Jonp

Let me be the first to say here Fuck Bo

Claw

Bergdahl, Derek, or OZero’s waterdog?/s

Jonp

Yes

Hack Stone

The balloon weighs more than two tons, or one phoneySenuir Chief Gunners Mate Randy Duck.

ChipNASA

I WAS IN THE BATHROOM!!!!
/no I’m not holding it for TAH or the WOT.
//Waiting for someone to call me a “pussy”
😀

Roh-Dog

Nope. Until you call the local PD to turn in your guns, then…maybe.

Ex-PH2

Pussy, pissant, putz and pratfaller.

Now put that thing away and get busy.

Graybeard

Quit peeking!

Sparks

How’d you know? I mean really, how did you know???

Hack Stone

Since this weekend is a holiday, will the False Commander Phil Monkress of All Points Logistics be working balls, or has it been declared a holiday routine?

CWORet

Why would this weekend be different than any other?

HMCS(FMF) ret

This may be one of those special weekends that he tickles taints to celebrate his Native American Heritage.

Graybeard

Top 20. Not even trying hard any more, I guess.

Sparks

19th

Sparks

Man…did I miss that. In the time it took to type the post I was 25th. Shit.

Commissioner Wretched

I picked the wrong time to clean my office … sigh.
20th.
I guess.

ChipNASA

I had to google it….. well, I learned something new today…..

HOW MUCH DO BALLOON SYSTEMS WEIGH?

A typical balloon system – envelope, gondola, fuel tanks, and 40 gallons of fuel – will weigh about 600 pounds, deflated on the ground. In the air, the complete system, including the weight of the air inside the envelope, will weigh about 2 ½ tons.

Ret_25X

59 minute rule! Hoooooooooooooooray!

CWORet

Ha. I awarded myself 120 minutes.

(It’s officially called PTO for us contractor folks, tho…)

MrFace

First.

Green Thumb

Two tons weighs less that a steaming pile of Phil Monkress.

Roh-Dog

Am I the only one thinking that the Catalonia situation hasn’t got enough coverage?
If the Spaniards keep messing around like they’ve been and the EU won’t stay out…bad business.
Catalonia being 16% of the population makes 26% of international income. Anyway you cut it, it’d be a huge loss for Spain/EU/the globalists.
It’s not like Spain ever had a civil war or anything

Ex-PH2

No, the Catalans seem to be very nationalistic, and want their identity acknowledged as Catalans, not Spanish.

Next think you know, Corsica will be arguing for separation from les Crapeaux.

Graybeard

Or California from… oh, wait.

Ex-PH2

Hey, don’t toy with me, Graybeard!

Dinotanker

ROH-DOG & Ex-PH2: Im with you, but when do most of us in the US think about places like Spain, Italy, or that international powerhouse Andorra? If those Catalonians can pull away from Spain via referendum, maybe the Basques can take another (maybe less violent) run at independence.

The Spanish will have to really pull some fast crap to keep Spain together (and Catalonian money flowing into the treasury), and youre right, those dudes have fought a civil war or two and aren’t really very nice about it.

GRAYBEARD: If we can keep TOW’s part of California in the union, Im all for giving the rest back to Mexico.

Ex-PH2

With California, isn’t it the two or three major cities that are the problem children? The rest of the state seems to be rather civilized.

A Proud Infidel®™

Sacramento, San Foo-foo and LA, let the rest of California divorce them and it’ll once again be a Red State.

Roh-Dog

Isn’t Oakland tits up again?
I know I shouldn’t throw stones about public debt but who’s not upside down up there? (I’m a CT resident or prisoner, pick one)

A Proud Infidel®™

Yeah them too, I ass-u-me’d that they were included when I mentioned San Foo-foo, ditto with Berzerkely, I meant the whole area, ditto with LA as well.

Roh-Dog

Hell, I don’t know how the oblasts are organized in the Socalist Republic of Kalifornia.
I can’t wait for the secession of the intelligentsia controlled areas though. Too many people of that state are yearning to be free.

Perry Gaskill

API, one of the things that tends to make California a collective freak-out is because its a magnet for misbegotten moonbats who move here from someplace else. It’s not as if we raise them natively on special organic moonbat farms.

So ask yourself this. Would you rather we send them home, such as back to where you live?

A Proud Infidel®™

It’s been a moonbat magnet since the 1960s but now that they’ve rendered it nearly uninhabitable they’re migrating to infest other locations, look at what they’ve done to Oregon, Washington and Colorado! As for me, I’m all for exporting the damned things to Venezuela, Cuba and North Korea!

Veritas Omnia Vincit

Hot air balloons are a lot of fun, because you are traveling along with the speed of the wind there isn’t a tremendous feel of movement nor do you feel the wind because you are part of the wind….

Sailing works in a similar fashion on the downwind run…because you are traveling with the wind and the sail are full there is almost no sense of movement unless you are in sight of land and you sense the movement of the vessel, otherwise only your GPS system indicates your actual speed….

I would encourage everyone to try both modes of transportation…they are ridiculously enjoyable.

Tom Huxton

I had one of those contraptions almost scare me out of a rowboat one morning. Fishing on a secluded lake (no skiers expected), water still as glass. They came in from my blind side while I was focused on my bobber. They were about 50 feet above me when they hit the burner. Those things are loud.

Frankie Cee

I enjoy watching ballooning, but am driven to participate. Sailing? Meh. I sailed in Sunfish boat, even crewed a bigger one on the Huron to Mackinac race. I prefer to turn the keys, (someone elses keys), on a pair of CATs or Detroits, V-8s to V-16s, and head out to the Gulfstream to drag bait. Anymore, if a boat doesn’t have rodholders and a tuna door, it just doesn’t excite me

Frankie Cee

Dang, Should say Not driven to participate.

Mick

Aaaaaagggghhhhh.

Joseph Williams

I will not be enoying this weekend. I be burying my Brother (2 years younger). His pain and worries are over.Jerry was a med reject due to plate holding his forearm bones together. We had many good times hunting and fishing together. It sucks getting old. think Johny Cash’s “Hurt” Enough of the pity pot. Here it is October and I am mowing the grass. Joe

Wilted Willy

I am so sorry for you Joseph, I will be praying for you and your family. Try and remember all the good times and fun you had together. God bless you all.

Graybeard

Our condolences, Joseph.

I’m caring for a younger brother in the nursing home. It can be rough. I expect to lose him at some point, and don’t look forward to it.

As someone said, getting old ain’t for sissies.

Sparks

Joseph I am so sorry for your loss Brother. God bless and keep you and you family.

Combat Historian

I am sorry for your loss; hang in there and carry on strong…

Frankie Cee

Condolences, Joe. May he rest in peace, and may you find peace in knowing that he is not in the struggle any longer.

AnotherPat

So sorry for your loss, Joseph…my heart goes out to you as well as prayers. It is a blessing to read that you have those wonderful memories of both of you hunting and fishing together.

As Sparks commented (thank you, Sparks!),we at TAH ARE Family. And as he shared, we do care and comfort one another in so many ways. We may come from different walks in life, but we are not strangers to one another, because we do have a unique bond that brings us together on a daily basis.

Terrorologist

Our most sincere and profound condolences.

Sgt Fon

Sorry for your loss, i’ll hoist a beer for Jerry later on tonight. He is in a better place now, have faith in that

Eden

Sad to hear this, Joe. Praying for you and your family.

A Proud Infidel®™

Sorry about your loss, Joseph, prayers out, that’s all I can offer right now.

Dinotanker

Joseph, please accept my condolences on your loss. Remember all those good times with brother and smile through the tears.

jonp

Buried my sister last year. and my mother. and my nephew. a few months before that my daughter in law from breast cancer.
I feel your pain. Condolences.

Azygos

Grief never ends but it changes. It’s a passage not a place to stay. Grief is not a sign of weakness nor a lack of faith. It is the price of love.

Ex-PH2

Sorry to hear about this, Joe. You have my deepest sympathies for your brother.

NHSparky

Prayers up, sir.

MrBill

I am sorry for your loss – wishing you strength and comfort.

HMCS(FMF) ret

My condolences to you and your family, Joseph.

IDC SARC

Condolences Joe

Sea Dragon

The Albuquerque International Balloon Fiesta kicks off tomorrow morning. I have been crewing every year since 1986. I’ve only missed one due to a deployment.

NHSparky

My neighbors in NM owned one–in fact it was the one used in that godawful Sgt. Peppers movie with the Bee Gees.

Hey, you take your brushes with fame any way you can, I guess.

And on another note, elsewhere I may have inadvertently alienated some folks when I spoke highly of Sheetz but failed to mention Wawa. To you who I have offended, I say to you, you’ll get over it.

Big John

Sheetz^^^^^^^^

A Proud Infidel®™

Well if you have the Sheetz you gonna need lots of Wawa I guess.

jonp

I was there for that years ago. There is a sheet rock plant right next to a field they were launching from and when I was in line to pick up the rock i watched them fill and take off. Very cool

David

weight the same, B/P still under control, meds renewed and the doc doesn’t want to see me for another 6 months. Buying some more drywall to keep the flood repairs coming. Someday I will have a non-concrete floor again, too… life is good.

Frankie Cee

I am in the midst of a medical event, hopefully on the downhill side of it. I haven’t eaten in 2 days, haven’t wanted to, but the VA is on it. In calling the VA, it was suggest that I go to the local ER last night. I did, I walked in, the waiting room had 2 2 year olds puking, wailing, and 3 wenches whining, and the smarmy clerk told me, with pleasure, that it could take 4 hours or more to get a urine test submitted. Submitted, not evaluated. I left and called the VA this morning and handled everything there. The Pensacola Joint Ambulatory Care Clinic, goes out of their way to do the right thing for us.

11B-Mailclerk

Four hours waiting
Three wrenches whining
Two kids a pukin
And all in one lousy ER trip

So, Merry Christmas, a bit early!

Too soon?

Ex-PH2

Don’t get too sick, Frankie.

Frankie Cee

This one slipped up on me. I avoid being sick, by getting plenty of fresh country air, not getting around crowds, and living nearly right. I sort of double, (or multiple), whammied myself. I didn’t eat on Wednesday, didn’t drink water,and was outdoors, and did a lot of walking around. Any of those could have caused discomfort, but all together they kicked my butt. VA found high White blood cells in my urinalysis, along with quite a bit of bacteria, constituting a UTI. I am now on an anti-biotic and trying to regain my appetite.

old98z

Looks like you are getting the weather this time.
Here is a link to a good site on Nate. The comments can be a bit geek but usually has many good links to sites such as NOAA and NHC,
https://www.reddit.com/r/TropicalWeather/comments/74g290/nate_16l_caribbean_sea_gulf_of_mexico/

old98z

Yep, 2330 advisory from National Hurricane Center, Nate now cat 1.

Frankie Cee

I am on it. I follow Wunderground. Computer models have it coming ashore between Mobile and Biloxi, putting my area on the outer fringes of it.

Thunderstixx

It’s sounds like you have a tumor, you’ll be dead in about three weeks.
Sorry to be the bearer of bad tidings…
Where do we send flowers ???

Frankie Cee

While at the VA I was talking to a guy who used to drive a prisoner shuttle van. He said that Kyle Barwan could be looking at a dozen miserable days getting back to Florida. I love hearing things like that

A Proud Infidel®™

I hope his return trip to Florida is sheer misery for him.

A Proud Infidel®™

Okay, I finally watched the video and they said he could be there for two more weeks before the Polk County FL Sheriff can get around to picking him up, I hope they don’t count that as time served at his next sentencing!

HMCS(FMF) ret

Life must be sucking real hard for KYLE BARWAN… especially being on the latest cover of PRISON BRIDE DAILY…

Sgt Fon

This breaking news just in…. Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead

A Proud Infidel®™

And I hear that Bernath is STILL in jail.

Hondo

And still disbarred. (smile)

Daniel Bernath’s Bunghole

And violently debunged!

PIneywoods NCO

And still is a shithead.

(Beranth, that is.)

Dinotanker

AnotherPat started by saying Thank You to those who say Thank You. That’s pretty classy.

Most of you have seen the elephant as the saying goes and I want to thank you for letting this dilettante, now out of the reserve, reservist have the benefit of your thoughts and experiences.

Best wishes to you all this weekend, and “read Ya” next week.

AnotherPat

Dinotanker: Thank you so much for the compliment…others on TAH have set the example..so refreshing.

Are you now a Retired Reservist?

Daniel Bernath’s Bunghole

Oh, the misery! I’ve just been reverse turtle-headed!

Devtun

On Drudge, a Royal Navy sailor had a really FUBAR day…apparently the individual was already on probation for a previous aw shit incident.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4627702/bungling-navy-officer-accidentally-fired-a-torpedo-into-a-nuclear-base-while-doing-maintenance/

A Proud Infidel®™

THAT IS NOT going to look good on his next evaluation report OR on his resume’! Who was it, Seaman Tarfu or Fubar?

1610desig

Her majesty will be most displeased…”off to the tower!”

jonp

“The ship’s commanding officer praised the operator’s “professional intent, initiative shown and genuine desire to be efficient and maintain the system” in the report.”

Your shitting me….

jonp

Dude almost holed a Nuke Sub and this is what his Commanding Officer wrote?

A Proud Infidel®™

Talk about a feather mattress-fluffing MILQUETOAST of a CO…

Sparks

Ass covering 101.

A Proud Infidel®™

Feeling bored? Here’s another railcam, this one’s in the Netherlands:

Claw

API, can you switch this railcam over to the live feed instead of a delayed feed that starts at 0230 hrs?

There was a van accident about a half hour ago on the live feed that really was a Clusterf..k and was fun to watch.

Claw

The accident happened at 21:05.55 hours on the live feed rewind.

AnotherPat

Claw: I watched the rewind on YouTube. Several times.

What in the world did that van hit? Was it the object on top of the van that hit a pole…or perhaps the driver was not paying attention and hit a sign?

Thanks for the recipe for the SOS. Has always been one of my favorites. Best meal of the day. I remembered the messhalls using chipped beef in the 60s…and then for some reason, switched to ground beef when the Messhalls became DFACs ran by contractors.
Just not the same.

Always wished they could have canned it in the C-Rats or packed it in T-Rats or MREs. I do remember our Mess Daddis did Mermite the SOS when we were in the field.

P.S. Also enjoyed the Pork Chow Mein served in the Messhall. The QMC School at Fort Lee taught their troops well. Can’t win a war on an empty stomach…😉

Claw

Pat, I think the driver was just not paying attention and smacked one of the lane markers/signal poles head on.

Thanks for the kudos on the SOS recipe. Yeah, field SOS was the bomb. Nothing better for morning chow, especially after doing a 0130 to 0430 hrs night move.

Sj

Stouffers makes a quite passable SOS. I find that heating it in a fry pan to boil off the excess liquid makes it even better than zapping it. If they would only put SOS on the label they would sell a lot more.

Ex-PH2

Finally had some rain, after sunset, briefly but better than none at all. Should get more tomorrow.

I see that T.S> Nate is going to become a hurricane and is already throwing tantrums wherever he goes. Might even go up toward Houston. Didn’t they have a lot of rain a while ago?

Devtun

These canes need to just go fock off for a while. Somewhere on planet Mongo, Ming The Merciless is constantly banging the hurricane button – ease the hell up dickhead!

A Proud Infidel®™

Are the damned Weather Forecasters ever going to agree on where a storm is going to hit? SO DAMNED MANY “Experts” say they can tell us what the weather and climate will be like ten to fifty years from now and they can’t even accurately predict what a hurricane will do in the next twelve hours!

Frankie Cee

Houston has not been in the equation for days. It has shifted west from its initial track for a West Florida Landfall, with the models now showing a landfall between Mobile and Biloxi.

Ex-PH2

Hurricanes are like children – they have minds of their own until they reach maturity, so you have to watch them 24/7 until they figure out what they’re doing.

Now it appears that Nate, after bouncing off Central America’s east coast, is headed up in the general direction of MS/LA. I hope it’s far enough to the west of FL to bring some rain up our way. A little overnight helps, but we need some serious rain!

Fjardeson

OK, who is playing Jumanji?

old98z

Tracking guidance on Hurricane Nate:
comment image as of 8pm 10/6/17.

If you want to see more:https://www.reddit.com/r/TropicalWeather/

Hack Stone

Q: What do you call a disbarred attorney who does not know how to behave in a courtroom?

A: Inmate 89963.

A Proud Infidel®™

I wonder how much longer it will be until some Judge decides he or she has had enough of his courtroom crap and throws him in jail for Contempt of Court?

Just An Old Dog

Bernath has already been sentenced to two years. His latest appearance was to try to appeal the sentence.
When he showed up his defense instantly asked for a mental competency exam before the judge could hear any other evidence.
Ball workin’ Bernath was betting he could delay the proceedings further and stay out on bond.
The Judge may have not hit him for contempt but he had him stuffed and cuffed and thrown into the mental holding facility and had him undergo evaluation. He is going to be there until the 11th, when he will be dragged in front of the judge in his county jump suit.
At that time a court appointed shrink will present his findings and he either goes back to the nut bin or in General pop to await his hearing on his appeal of sentence.

A Proud Infidel®™

So either way he stays locked up, fine by me and I’m sure that will bring relief to many others!

Sapper3307

Question #1
Do internal combustion engines need fuel?
Question #2
Have the police been summand to your house about a coconut?

A Proud Infidel®™

IMHO ANYONE who calls Law Enforcement about a coconut on their property in South FL IS A MEGA-WUSS/shitbag of a JAILBIRD that is also a disbarred Attorney!

Sj

Thanks Dog for the explanation. I wasn’t read in on the whole saga in this round. What makes it even better is that MCPO hints that the fat lady is still warming up for further activity.

A Proud Infidel®™

“Bernath has already been sentenced to two years.”

Very cool and duly noted, I was just hoping that some Judge who has had enough of his crap would add at least another ninety days to his sentence for Contempt of Court!

Ex-PH2

Breakfast this morning will be OJ, hot tea w/milk (out of 1/2 & 1/2), eggs, bacon and raisin toast.
For lunch, I’m cleaning out the fridge and tossing out stuff that’s been in there too long.
Punkin still thinks there’s a mouse under dishwasher, but I think she hears water trickling through the pipes. I’ll get mouse traps next week, just to be sure.

Thunderstixx

Looks like Bergdahl is planning on pleading guilty so the details of his little foray into the night doesn’t come out in the press…
Rotten fuck, I hope that everybody in the cellblock gets their turn at his ass and he dies of ruptured asshole…

Sj

Can you imagine anyone more miserable than the disbarred lawyer’s cellmate? Having to listen to that asshole for a week is cruel and unusual.

A Proud Infidel®™

I wonder if he’s running around offering “Legal Advice”‘to anyone he thinks will listen?

Sparks

Please bear with some old Army vet’s questions about Navy subjects.(again) I watched again. an old movie from 1980, “The Final Countdown” about the USS Nimitz going back in time.

1. In the movie an aircraft was landing with a failed tailhook. They were putting up a catching barricade and one of the deck crew was using what looked like a power wrench to turn a mechanism to lift the steel arms for the catch net. Is that real? I would have thought it was a purely hydraulic system.

2. There was a Tomcat squadron with black and orange tail markings with a skull and crossbones. Is that a real squadron and if it is what is its name and is it still in existence.

3. The Captain ordered an “A6 Tanker” up to refuel 2 Tomcats. Can that tanker carry enough to really fill up two Tomcats?

4. Last question. Watching the arresting cables be drawn up after a landing I wondered something. Do arresting cables ever break or snap? Does the crew on the landing deck have a safe place in case one did?

Thank you Navy vets for any help.

NHSparky

Allow a non-airedale, non-skimmer to opine:

1–Don’t know, but might be a backup.

2–It was black and white but had yellow. They were the Jolly Rogers (VF-84) out of Oceana (go figure how an East Coast squadron ends up off Pearl. But hey.) They have been inactive since the mid-90’s.

3–Short answer, yes.

4–Yes they can, and do. IIRC, they are taken out of service after 100 “traps”, regardless of wear, etc.

Hope that helps.

IDC SARC

That happened when I was onboard a carrier. We had a Tomcat literally fly past the possible point of return due to pilot error. They rigged the barricade and launched the alert tanker. Barricade looks like a big, thick volleyball net. I honestly don’t remember the precise mechanics in rigging the barricade as I was actually at my station and watching the PLAT camera.

F-14 didn’t make it to the ship, tanker didn’t reach the plane in time, plane ditched (Deep water, lost forever) Aircrew was recovered without any major injuries. Both pilots were separated from Naval Service.

IDC SARC

“Do arresting cables ever break or snap?”

Yes, and it can be devastating. Flight deck is dangerous as hell, but organized and operated to minimize injuries/damage if something goes wrong. Ive seen deaths, dimemberments, broken limbs, aircraft go overboard etc.

Sea and anchor, mooring, UNREP, anything using cables, chains, hauser line can cause horrible injuries or damage.

OAE CPO USN Ret

1. Go to 8:24 in this video. It’s an older video, but I ass-u-me it’s the same purpose – to put tension on the upper barricade cable.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjNNE5jd3-g

2. VF-84 was the squadron and they decommed in 1995. VF-103 now uses the Jolly Rogers emblem. http://www.militaryaircrafthistorian.com/vf-84.html

3. What’s more likely is that the tanker topped off their tanks after they launched from the carrier.

4. Yes they do break. There’s no real safe spot on the flight deck. Here’s one example: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o67iGu3E8Gc

Sparks

Thank guys for all the answers. Great videos by the way.

Frankie Cee

1600 hRS, local time and we are getting the first rain bands now. Mobile to Biloxi are probably getting pretty strong winds, and the eye, (1/2 way point), will most likely, come ashore around 2000 hrs tonight. I am good to go, not expecting more than a few gusts of 30 MPH, sustained 20 MPH, coming through a dense cedar barrier. Not even “Hurricane Party” worthy.

AnotherPat

Hope everything is ok in your area now, Frankie Cee…but most important, hope you are on your road to recovery.

Bet Kyle Bardwin does not ever want to make your aquaintances again. He sounds mentally unstable since he seems to repeat the same behavior over and over and over again and does not repent or learn from his mistakes. A Repeat Offender similiar to those other two Dudes in Florida or Forgin Frank. At least one of those Florida dudes is escaping the Wrath of Nathan, since he is enjoying spending Virginia’s taxpapers $$$$ being fed, housed and clothed at Chasapeake, VA. He may be another one who will never learn the errors of his ways.

Frankie Cee

Daniel Bernath’s Cell mate can expect a storm of whining, whinging, wailing. I wonder who is having to catheterize him while he in in these first class accomodations. Surely he does’t have possession of a catheter tube, he could harm himself with it.

Hack Stone

I did not catch all of it, but I did see the first 30 minutes of last night’s Saturday Night Live. No references in what I saw of the current Presidential Administration, and surprise surprise, what I saw was actually amusing. Perhaps Lorne Michaels has concluded that the Bash Trump Well has run dry, or more likely, a temporary respite. Perhaps the latest sexual harassment scandal involving a loved one of the Democrat Party is making them reconsider their incessant attacks on Donald Trump regard his alleged sexual indiscretions.

Sparks

Another Army vet’s Navy question. (Goodness, there are so many if I think too long.)

On one of today’s threads a phony was listed on his DD214 as a “Machinist Mate Fireman”. What is the difference between a MM and a MMF? I knew a coworker years ago who was a some Rating-Fireman. He said Firemen wore red stripes on their uniform. Is there more to it than that, like extra training? Also is their a Rate for just Fireman and if so, what do they do? Thank you Navy vets for your patience with me. I have the greatest respect for anyone serving on a prison that can sink.

26Limabeans

Maybe Fireman as in firing a boiler?
Coal shoveler for those in Rio Linda.
But what do I know, I’m just Army Signal.

Sparks

26Limabeans…Thanks for your response. I’m an OLD 11B and the Navy speaks a language I’ve never understood. Maybe since it’s a holiday WOT a Navy guy will answer us.

RM3(SS)

I’ll take a stab at it Sparks.
When you enlist in the Navy there’s different general fields of specialties. So depending on what field you are “striking” for would decide what color your stripes are. This all goes away at E-4 when you get your “crow”. Try this website, it might help you understand.
https://bluejacket.com/usn_ratings.html

RM3(SS)

To continue, so an E-3 Machinists Mate would be a MMFN. an E-3 Radioman would be a RMSN.
I know, confusing. But on the other hand, big Army confuses the crap out of me with all the numbers/letters thing, sometimes you wear this beret, sometimes that one, ropes etc. 🙂