Luis Antonio Guerra-Thillet; phony SEAL

| September 4, 2017

Our partners at Military Phonies send us their work on this fellow, Luis Antonio Guerra-Thillet who claims to be a former Navy SEAL. In this rambling letter to Virginia Senator Tim Kaine, in an attempt to get the Senator’s support for his VA claim, he tells a whole bunch of lies about his military career in the first paragraphs;

So the folks at Military Phonies sent for his FOIA. He spent three years in the Navy (1983 – 1986) and three more in the Reserves as a Boatswain Mate (E-4);

Category: Phony soldiers, Valor Vultures

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sj

Ah yes. Memories of the Pentagon: congress critters would send letters like this one to Legislative Liaison who in turn would send them to the appropriate staff section. Someone had to stop doing his/her regular job and come up with a reply to crap like this that would satisfy echelons of staff weenies to send to the congress critter who didn’t want to piss off a constituent because a vote is a vote.

Green Thumb

Yeah.

I would not be surprised if Senator Time Kaine did not approve and sign off on this turd.

I see it more and more with the substandard discharge crowd. Most politicians know that they are shitbags but will try to help them get an upgrade for the vote.

Dave Ross

Dude states that he’s been trying to get a 1151 Claim pushed through since 1999.

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10209199721456870&set=a.1598235802552.2085361.1435725162&type=3&theater

Ex-PH2

That’s some fish story he’s got there.

Sapper3307

Hey look another Team-6 sniper. I am starting to think that everybody on Team-6 was a sniper.

HMCS(FMF) ret

Hey – he was a sooper sekrit SQUEAL TEAM 6 Butt Sniper! He did is Seekrit Agent Orange OPS at the local Blue Oyster Bar!

USMCMSgt(Ret)

Naturally they are all snipers on that team. After all, the word “snipers” has 6 letters in it, so it all makes sense.

(My apologies to the team for giving away the secret).

IDC SARC

**mind blown**

A Proud Infidel®™

I sadly predict we will NEVER see a cessation of the parade of no-load pus-nuts candyassed fleabag pisspants SLACKERS that just want to LIE and ride on the coattails of those of us who proudly served.

Deplorable B Woodman

Another high drag, low speed seal (all lower case) trying to clap his flippers for more fish. Clap, seal, clap! Arf! Arf!

Jeff LPH 3, 63-66

Shades of the Ed Sullivan variety show. Where are 8 the bicycle horns mounted on the rack.

Young Bud Fox

Reading the letter makes me believe that exposing this guy to the world as a fake warrior was an unnecessary waste of time. I am sure the second he starts telling his story, many people, no matter their knowledge of the military, immediately assume the guy I’d full of B.S.

The Other Whitey

It’s kinda funny, a few years ago I worked at a station where we would issue burn permits to a guy down the street who we were/are pretty sure was a retired SEAL. We think he’s a SEAL because there’s something subtly but very noticeably different about the way he carries himself, yet he doesn’t wear any SEAL memorabilia, nor have any SEAL bumper stickers on his truck, nor does he tell people that he was a SEAL. He just says that he was “in the Navy,” and he doesn’t make a big deal of it. Very nice guy, but there’s something about him that instinctively warns you that you don’t want to get in a fight with this guy.

Compare that to all the posers with SEAL pins, ball caps, t-shirts, tattoos, etc.

sj

My late USAF Master Sgt father in law always said he was “just a crew chief”. Not a single item relating to the AF anywhere in the house or truck. No ball caps. Went through his stuff for the funeral and the dude had more time in VN and other places that we were not in than I did.

Green Thumb

This turd looks a lot like the idiot on the corner down the street begging for handouts. Dude claims he was sniper in the 214th Infantry Division. Not sure what that is but hey, it original, right?

The only Army that maggot was around was the Salvation Army looking for freebies. Word has it that they told him to get lost as well.

IDC SARC

found that he lifted his dive pic from usnavysealstore.com and cropped out the web addy. 🙂

USMCMSgt(Ret)

Very Bernathian of him.

JimV

Six years in the Navy and the best he could do was E-4? I made that out of AIT at Fort Devens.

Cpl/Major Mike

USS BARNEY?

HMCS(FMF) ret

It was a ship… named after Commodore Joshua Barney

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Barney_(DDG-6)

Deplorable B Woodman

Thought it may have been Barney Fife.
(ducks and hides)😆😆😆

Ex-PH2

Anyone ever think about asking SEAL Team 6 about these scene stealers? No? Hmmm….

Sparks

So what’s the total count on SEAL team 6 now? About 6582 by my reckoning. That’s just this year too. GEEEEZ guys, be original and for gosh sakes, spell and grammar check are your friends.

IDC SARC

6582….those are just the plank owners 🙂

Sparks

BWAHAHAHA! That made me LMAO IDC!

HT3 '83-'87

According to her history, it looks he deployed Med/Persian Gulf in ’84. He git busted back to SR before rocketing up to 3rd class.
I don’t now how he ended up in a wheel chair, but it from being a sniper in Team 6.

PTBH

Here he is in the 1985 USS Barney cruise book.

http://www.uss-barney-ddg6.org/Photos/cruise/1985/8524.JPG

PTBH

And in the 1984 USS Barney cruise book.

http://www.uss-barney-ddg6.org/Photos/cruise/1984/8412.jpg

RM3(SS)

“But I didn’t do any mopping, swiping floor or paint”
LOL! Actually, as a non-rate SA that’s all he did, along with chipping paint, cleaning gear lockers and most importantly keeping the Chief’s coffee cup full.

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

Cammo (traditional) and seabag!

LEGIT.

Green Thumb

More like “Teabag”.

This meatgazer strikes me as a former “official” teabag tester (if you know what I mean).

Carlton G. Long

Right from the start of his letter … “a mind is a terrible thing to waste.”

That’s GOLD, Jerry, GOLD!!

Silentium Est Aureum

At least he was in a SEAL source rating. That’s gotta count for something, right?