Flori-Duh. Yet Again.

| July 4, 2017

Headline tells part of the story:

Florida man sits on gun,
shoots self in penis
 

Yeah, you read that right:  the damn fool apparently tried to use a loaded pistol with a round in the chamber as a seat cushion, and ended up shooting himself in the dong.

The part the headline doesn’t tell? He could be looking at doing time, too.

Apparently      this dumbass     the “fine individual” in question also has a substantial criminal record, including a previous conviction for cocaine possession.  At last report local authorities were considering whether he should be charged with unlawful possession of a weapon.

But on the bright side, here we could have an example of that rarest of individuals: a living Darwin Award recipient! (smile)

Happy 4th, everyone.  And happy 241st birthday, America.

Category: "Teh Stoopid", Crime, Who knows

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RGR 4-78

Bailiff, whack his pee pee!

RGR 4-78

Alternate head line;

Negligent discharge leads to reduced discharge ability while enhanced charges pending.

Eden

Ok, that one needed a spew warning!

FuzeVT

Ah. . . a Cheech and Chong reference. Very nice!

Deplorable B Woodman

I thought it was a Monty Python reference.

RGR 4-78

Nope, C. and C. classic.

RGR 4-78

Thanks, it has been a while since I have listened to that.

Ex-PH2

(Snorts with loud laughter, startles cat!)

A Proud Infidel®™

They say he’s also facing Felon in Possession of a Firearm charges as well as his Darwin Award-worthy deed.

thebesig

One persistent theme between his extensive criminal record, and his sitting on a loaded weapon? Piss poor judgment. 🙄 This is also a common theme that we see with the fakers and embellishers featured on this and on other sites. 🙄

Sapper3307

Can this be used as a metaphor for Bernath representing himself in court?

Jonn Lilyea

And there was the guy who took a pistol to a counter-protest at Gettysburg and the gun discharged into his leg, and the Park Police guy discharged it again when he was unloading it.

Claw

Not trying to poke the bear, but:

2017
-1996
21 years

Smile and Happy 4th.

Claw

Roger. Don’t know anything about the band or their songs. Really haven’t listened to any music (other than Doo-Wop/50s/60s Oldies) for 40 years. Just going by what was posted as 1996 in the YouTube thingy.

Like I said, not poking. Therefore, I will break Gibbs Rule #6. (smile)

Jeff LPH 3, 63-66

Yea, God bless the Paragons, Jesters,Crows, Schoolboys, Capris on Gotham, Cadilacs, Bopchords, Channels, Paradons on Milestone, Heartbeats, Shep&limelites, Teenchords, Castelles on grand,The sixteens, Mellows,Belmonts, Valentines, Teenagers, Norman Fox &Robroys, Dell Vikings, Continentals, Vocaleers,Velvets,Bobby Robinson’s Red Robin Record label, Danileers, Frankie Lyman, Tiny Tim & the Hits,ETC. Now those were BOSS.

IDC SARC

gotta wonder if that pistol was a victim of bad home gunsmithing.

RCAF_Chairborne

Jeebus…. Was he packin a stolen Type 94 Nambu and sat on the exposed sear bar???
Must have been a sub-Kyber home smithing job if he did.
….Or perhaps a Hi-Point 😝

Bill M

And the lo-point is that now he’s a no-point.

RCAF_Chairborne

Hiooooooo! Lol

A cartridge actuated Eunuch!
I think he deserves a muffin basket for removing himself from the gene pool, hopefully before he pissed in it.

The Other Whitey

“It was apparently an old gun, not in good working order.”

Or a couple of idiots (one of them wearing a badge) just failed to keep their booger hook off the bang switch.

Frankie Cee

“Florida”. Looking at a map of the Lower 48 US states, the outline of the shape of Florida, resembles, among other things, the lower part of a funnel. As we know, things settle. While many fine folks settle in Florida, so to, do the dregs of the country, the idiots, the dummies, even the Stolen Valorists, like Kyle Barwan. Ol’ Barwan, aka “Stretched”, will be arraigned tomorrow, July 5,’17, on the 3 charges that got him arrested May 25th. May he sweat in hell.

just some feller

Thanks for the opening!

11b-mailclerk

“Junk Gun”

Takes on a whole new meaning……

Perry Gaskill

Florida whoopee cushion.

I sense a new Urbandictionary candidate…

FatCircles0311

Glock Penis!

He was trying to conceal it Mexican style and it discharged into his junk. He didn’t sit on it.

Hack Stone

I pasted this on Frankie’s Facebook page when he linked it, but it bears repeating;

The firearm had a pubic hair trigger.

Skippy

BHWHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!

The Other Whitey

Dumbass! I’ve seen some dumb shit mangle the doers thereof in my career, but this one takes the friggin’ cake.

MrBill

Q: Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Cedric Jelks: (Sigh) It’s a gun.

Mark Lauer

I’m just………I don’t………..I can’t…………..

I got nothin’……..absolutely NOTHIN’ for this one.

Silentium Est Aureum

Please tell me he didn’t get a chance to procreate.

IDC SARC

Well Dayamn. In addition to being arrested for cocaine possession, he also got charged with failure to pay child support.

TheOldMaj

Wait a seond… you dont suppose the cocaine had anything to do with it?

Berliner

I guess he can now register as “gender neutered”.