Blaque Kuchel; phony special forces
Someone sends us their work on this fellow, Blaque Kuchel who is a real womanizer since the invention of Al Gore’s internet. He’s got a pretty bad reputation for cheating on his family to score some strange, according to his entry on Dating Complaints;
He is a liar, a cheat, and a narcissistic sociopath. He is married and have children. He claims online he’s divorced and you know how the story goes but at the end it’s a big fat lie! Blaque is so low that speaks badly about his own children and claims they are a mistake….THAT right there is a huge red flag. If a man speaks badly about his own family he’s the biggest piece of crap on earth. His wife is a lovely person and this fool has done her wrong one to many times.
I hear that he claims to have earned a Purple Heart, but I couldn’t find any of those claims. All I found was claims to be Special Forces;
He spent nearly nine years in the Air Force an got an early out as an E-5 Staff Sergeant supply clerk;
Nothing special forces about being a supply clerk.
Watch out, ladies, it’s a jungle out there.
Category: Phony soldiers, Valor Vultures
Just another cherry on top of the good old shit sundae! Please God make the voices stop, just kill all of them and please do it quickly!!
He should get simultaneously throat punched and cock kicked JUST for having the name Blaque.
Ball working asshole tonguing cock gobbling sperm burping supply retarded salad tossing shit eating mega pussy bitch slapped thunder cunt.
Your Mom should have swallowed and your Grandparents were too stupid to get abortions.
I hope you get ass cancer for defiling the good name of my USAF/USAFR NCO Corps and for being a Lying Ass Blue Falcon.
Enjoy the GOOGLE FAME you shitstain.
/SMSgt OUT! 😀
You cannot throat punch this Fake. Did you not see that giant nose hanging over everything. It acts as a shield to deflect incoming rounds.
I’d be glad to give it my best shot.
We could line up to take turns trying.
Just as a FYI.
Lots of airmen walking around with big “SF” patches…
It stands for Security Forces.
Damn straight, proud Security Forces vet here
I’m not finding this guy’s act in the least bit amusing.
What a creepy ass stalker fuckstick.
How does one pronounce this guy’s first name?
Is it like ‘Blake’?
Or ‘Black’?
Or is it ‘Black-ay’ (as in bouquet)?
Or Blaque Kuchel (GH!) might like his first name pronounced “Blah-kay” like its being said by a gay Frenchman.
Or Hyacinth “Bouquet” B-U-C-K-E-T “Bouquet”
ROFL! Love me some “Keeping Up Appearances”!
I never thought I’d see the say a Keeping Up Appearances reference would appear on TAH. Kudos and good form Sir, you win the day!
Thank you very much, sir.
Richard, I will not have you stealing Daddy’s valor in front of the neighbors.
Bill-ah-kay as in https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Dd7FixvoKBw
68W58. Words fail me b/c I’m laughing too hard. You owe me a new set of lungs.
It’s pronounced like “black.”. What’s more odd though, his last name “Kuchel,” is pronounced “scrotum.”
It’s when in the store you have to say, “I’m sorry lady. I can’t pronounce your kids name you made up.”
I think his name is pronounced “Buttfucked”, with the “ed” being silent.
Asshole, that is how it is pronounced.
This is pretty much what I wanted to ask. Along with why any woman would find that face appealing. Ugh. Just …no.
I have wondered that about a lot of guys who seem to have no problem attracting some woman who just seems to be begging to be abused.
It does not compute.
Low self-esteem, I guess. I mean, I have my flaws, goodness knows, but THAT on my worst day – nope!
Going for that? Are we sure his name’s not really Jody?
Blaque Kuchel, what a shittyassed lying no-load pus-nuts sphincter-headed toad snot-brained bucket of moldy cockroach shit. I bet the best part of Blaque Kuchel ended up being a stain on some automotive upholstery at a drive in theater, Blaque Kuchel should have been a blowjob! Now the lyin’-assed dingleberry of a Sparkle Pony has been outed and will have plenty of internet fame to his name which is BLAQUE KUCHEL. Guess what, you candyassed twinkle-toed booger-eater? YES, YOU Blaque Kuchel, every time someone types your name here, it is referred to as a “Google Hit” because it draws Google searches to this thread, Blaque Kuchel! FUCK YOU sideways up the ass with rusty tangled concertina wire wrapped in asbestos soaked in diarrhea and nuclear waste, Blaque Kuchel.
Who the fuck names their kid Blacky Kooshel? What the fuck?
Ladies you make me worry about your intellectual prowess when you keep falling for fucking idiots like this….90% of divorced guys online are just married guys lying about their life to fuck you, either literally or out of your money.
If the asshole can’t take you home it’s because his wife is still there….if he can’t see you 24/7 with a prior phone call he’s still married…if you figure he’s still married until he proves he isn’t you’re probably better off than trusting random assholes online.
If he’s lying and cheating on his wife, he’ll most likely be doing the same to everyone else he meets. Liars are liars, can’t help themselves and most don’t want to so remember to be careful ladies.
Cocksucker.
Shitbag!
Maybe he was named for Taurean Blacque (played Washington on “Hill Stret Blues”). Hey, it’s as good a theory as any.
Dude looks like he’s been a “fluffer” on a few ghey porn sets… loves himself some cockmeat sammiches with manmayo something fierce.
Assclown is going to run into the wrong woman out there… and she’s gonna put a hurt on his stupid ass that he won’t forget for a long time (think Elena Bobbitt).
Blaque Kuchel(GH!) has a meat gazer’s stare as well.
“Phildostyle”.
#BlaqueLiesMatter!
or not
Phony Combat Controller…? What a dirt bag, Real CCT’s would eat this guy for breakfast.
I think this Magnificent Fellow here might be related to Bugs Bunny’s antagonist in this cartoon:
https://youtu.be/FKXOevtekJI
This cocksucker gives Supply Clerks a bad name. I was a Supply Clerk.
Mark, you are correct sir!
I was assigned to a base where base supply staffed all of the bench stocks and tool cribs on the base. A great plan because it was an efficient way to get the stuff we needed. Most units got a TSgt and a SSgt, or a couple of SSgt’s, or maybe a NCO and a WG-8, 9, or 10. My unit only got one A1C; and not one who was in any danger of making SrA below-the-zone. In fact, if the world was a cutlery drawer, he would be a butter knife. He was a great kid and willing to do a good job; he just couldn’t help getting chewed out many times each day. Some of us older farts helped him by working with him, training, and helping him. By the time he left us, we missed the poor schmo. I’m not saying he went off and became G.I. Joe material, no, a good troop in over his head is all he was and all he may ever be. He wasn’t the best A1C in the USAF; but, he was the best A1C he could be.
Now this guy, who made E-5 as a supply tech, something my buddy would never see, thinks he’s a big noise.
Kuchel’s Blue Falcon award should read, “The actions of this fool reflect discredit upon any former, current, and future member of the U.S. Air Force and should be shunned”.
OK, I’ve restrained myself all day, but…
Blaque Allen Kuchel is a lying scumbag.
Blaque Allen Kuchel is a special farce.
Blaque Allen Kuchel has never been in Special Forces, although he may have ridden the short bus.
Blaque Allen Kuchel is probably incubating several new STDs.
Blaque Allen Kuchel is not an honorable man.
Blaque Allen Kuchel is not a real man.
Blaque Allen Kuchel could not LandNav his way out of a warehouse.
Blaque Allen Kuchel acts like a stalker.
Blaque Allen Kuchel preys upon women – because he doesn’t have the gonads to do anything else.
Blaque Allen Kuchel is a creep.
Blaque Allen Kuchel makes Louisiana swamp scum look good in comparison.
Blaque Allen Kuchel needs an educational beat down.
Blaque Kuchel couldn’t even LandNav his way out of a one seat privy.
Blaque Kuchel sounds like a condition you go to the doc to get a shot to clear it up. “I picked up a case of the BK from my last port call. Doc fixed me up”.
I am impressed with his record. 8 Years and only 1 Achievement medal. Which means he was a shit bird and they did not even give him a separation AFCOM.
What a piece of shit.
Hmmm, terminally mediocre , sham-a-holic, Sick Call Ranger/Profile Rider or some combination thereof? He’s definitely what we referred to as a “PX Ranger” in my AD days.
The Air Force (at least when I was in) was VERY stingy with awards, including seps awards. Some AFSCs are/were worse than others.
He was an elite member of Delta Farce.
He was one of them that Seekrit Skwirrl Rump Riding Rangers…
A liar of another kind, that This Aint Hell has followed before, has been formally indicted. Remember Malachi Love-Robinson, the phony doctor?
http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/crime–law/developing-teen-accused-posing-doctor-indicted-virginia/ncjJ6bz8UDfD8pjnJkHOmN/
Blaque Kuchet and Malachi Love-Robinson are due meet up.
Maybe Malachi could cure Blaque Kuchet of his BS.
Malachi is gonna be someone’s love slave in jail… Bubba, Thor, Julio and Mr. “Tiny” are sure gonna love the “fish” when he shows up after sentencing!
The only thing this maggot has supplied was some meat in a ghey bar,
What a tool.
Assclowns like this give the true slimeball maggots a bad name.
This clown also reminds me of that other tool (as if there are not enough) John de la O (or some shit like that).
I could see these turds felching it up “behind the scenes”.
All the while “His Gayness, The Jayness” Big Gay Jay Kerwin watches.
Losers.
Looks like his facebook page has gone black… or Blaque… whatever the fuck.
Cocksucker
His wife need to go all Lorana Bobbet on his ass.
His wife’s facebook page has a picture of him in his blues with Master Jump Wings.
OldManchu,
I had to search but this is what I saw…
He’s wearing (Probably) a Air Force Supply and Fuels Badge (an occupational badge) we all had to start doing that in the late 1990s or early 2000.
his badge has a star on it that means he’s completed the 7 Level Training for the Supply Career Field.
No star is a Basic occupational badge for 3 and 5 level trainees, and I wear the Transportation Career Field Badge with a wreath around the star, meaning I was a master badge as a master sergeant or above with 5 years in the specialty from award of the 9-skill level as a Superintendent.
They have a sight for dating complaints… geez, I’m never getting laid again.
Word.
This piece of crap has been trying to get me to send him dirty photos the perve. also he loves me and wants to marry me after speaking to me for about 10 minutes. Beware ladies hes married with kids.
Gem-Blaque is a married man still as well as dating and living with another women. The women he is living with has been shown proof of his disgusting habits but still believes he is a good man who has a bad past and doesn’t cheat anymore. Can you please tell me how you meet him and when it was you meet him?
I never met him in person he was sending me messages and wouldnt stop. It was on the Sept 6 when it started he found me on Facebook. I don’t want to get involved i have a child and i don’t think he’s stable plus I was stupid enough to give him my address.
sorry should be Aug 6 not Sept.
Thank you for replying Gem! Blaque and his wife are in the middle of a divorce because she had multiple women reaching out to her about his actions with them on-line. He is living with another women whom he meet on-line at this time. He meet the other girl on-line told her he was a divorced dad and told her he loved her and wanted to marry her and actually moved in with her within months of meeting on-line. This is Blaque’s pattern with all women he meets on-line, tells them he loves them (right away), tells them he wants to marry them and move in with them. If you notice his facebook account has been recently deactivated as well as the new girl he is living with so he must be afraid you are going to call him out of his actions. Blaque’s soon to be ex-wife is SUPER nice and would be more than happy to share her experiences she has had with Blaque. I am glad you caught onto him before you got to far into things with him and you are correct he is VERY unstable! Please reach out to authorities if you ever feel uncomfortable with him especially since you gave him your address. He most likely will try and reach back out to you at some point to try and get things started up with you again that also is his pattern. If you ever want anymore information on Blaque, please do not hesitate to reach out to me I have a TON of dirt on him that would shock you. We can always figure out how to get each others information to one another without it being put out for the public to see! Blaque is a Narcissistic whom needs to be stopped and all women whom come in contact with him need to be WARNED!
If you Ladies want to e-mail Jonn on the Blog and ask him to forward your contact information to each other to get in touch, I’m sure he would be glad to do so, it if helps protect someone against this dirtbag.
He has done so for others in similar situations.
I am interested in exchanging my information with anyone that can share text/screen shots or details about this guys lies please. He is not stable and has used the purple heart story twice. How do I get in contact with John if I may?
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