Wednesday morning feel good stories

| September 21, 2016

A man in Lubbock, Texas was accosted by Jordan Mitchell Emerson, 22 in his driveway. He fought Emerson off once and called his wife to bring him his gun. Emerson came back and attacked him again, this time with a knife. The man responded this time with gun fire, getting one good center mass shot. Emerson was taken to the hospital where he’s being treated for his wound.

In St Louis, Missouri, a man was approached by a car thief who demanded the man’s property. The victim, instead, fired his gun at the crook who fled the scene. The criminal was found DOT (dead over there) nearby in a vacant lot.

In Philadelphia, Pennsylvania a man went to the ATM with his wife and child. Another man confronted him with a gun and took his money from the ATM. The victim got back in his car and started to leave, but he remembered his ATM card was still in the machine so he returned, so did the thief. The victim proceeded to run over the criminal with his car. Then he got out of his car, took his money back and got the ATM card and drove off again until he had to explain it to the police. They viewed security camera footage and determined that the story checked out and as soon as the crook gets out of the hospital, he’ll be arrested.

Category: Feel Good Stories

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A Proud Infidel®™

A DUMBSHIT that took a knife to a gunfight and got ventilated, a DOT and a case of Justice via car bumper, not bad.

Hack Stone

They bring a knife; you bring a car. That is the Philadelphia way.

CCO

Persistance is a virtue only if you’re doing the right thing; otherwise, you’re just being stubborn.

desert

Be easier to carry concealed LOL

jonp

“Give me your stuff”
“Ok, here’s all of my bullets”

AZtoVA

One at a time, that is….

B Woodman

Kind of heavy to carry in your back pocket, but yeah, a car works.

Ex-PH2

That Philly guy – he must not have one of them there newfangled chip cards. They won’t let you have your cash until you take the chip card out of the ATM.

Looks like the score is still Good Guys 3, Bad Guys 0.

AW1Ed

Improvise, adapt, overcome!

nbcguy54ACTUAL

….and run over.

SPGhost

Two to centermass, one to the head…

Graybeard

I’m a bit embarrassed that the Texas victim had one COM but the perp lived, while the State of Misery victim scored a DOT.

If my nephew in Misery found out I’d be in for some grief.

42A Combat Clerk

that car one had me rolling, now my section chief knows im fucking off. Thanks TAH.