Tuesdays with Claymore

| August 23, 2016

Hillary has a list too…mostly dead people though.

Even Jimmy Carter is struggling with Cankles McPantsuit

…first remove the mote from your own eye.

This is a job for OBAMACARE!

BTW, you’re all racists, in case you didn’t know.

Well that explains the echo.

Clinton Foundation…beyond reproach.

Simple; no one really likes Hillary Clinton

Giffords Gun Grabbing GOPers

Agony of defeat

Trump exit in Sept?

Militarization of the po-po

Hello DU? Vince Foster on line two.

Reaching out to black voters = racist

Lying liars who lie

Capt. Nutjob’s crotch fruit running for office in Florida. Naturally.

Southern strategy

Whistling past the graveyard – Part 52hundredthmillion

OOOOOH SNAP!

Be careful what you wish for, buttercup.

Senate blues

DUmbass has the sads and needs help finding good things about Hillary

The numbers don’t add up

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Ex-PH2

Okay, they really are losing steam there. Plenty of reasons to vote for Trump scattered everywhere through their ramblings.

At least this time, the 2% milk in my morning cuppa didn’t curdle quite so quickly.

DefendUSA

hahahahaha!!! I needed a spew alert!! 🙂

Ex-PH2

Sorry! I forgot!

2/17 Air Cav

Finally, something positive from DU. It’s in the “Well that explains the echo” thread. DUers report their numbers are down b/c of trolls. If that’s not reason enough to troll DU, I don’t know what is.

2/17 Air Cav

DU Terms of Service

“Do not post support for Republicans or independent/third-party “spoiler” candidates. Do not state that you are not going to vote, or that you will write-in a candidate that is not on the ballot, or that you intend to vote for any candidate other than the official Democratic nominee in any general election where a Democrat is on the ballot. Do not post anything that smears Democrats generally, or that is intended to dissuade people from supporting the Democratic Party or its candidates. Don’t argue there is no difference between Republicans and Democrats.”

SFC D

So basically get in line and be assimilated. Explains a lot.

2/17 Air Cav

Freakin’ commie bastards is what they are–of the Stalinist variety.

Ex-PH2

Get your vaccination first. You really don’t want to spread it, but rather, just look and occasionally talk about your low sperm count owing to pollution from carbon emissions and stress over Asian carp.

CPT11A

I can’t recall what the topic was, but someone was sternly rebuked a while back for posting what was said to be a “Republican talking point”. There was no evidence that necessitated it being rejected; it was simply something Republicans talk about, and therefore it was not allowed. DUers are the ultimate safe-space losers.

2/17 Air Cav

So, now that I registered with DU to troll, how long before I am banned? I am trying to figure a way to be a troll and not get banned.

David

Point out facts and their heads explode like TV ads.

Claymore

You have to ease into it. Low post count accounts are immediately suspect and get reported and tombstoned rather rapidly. You best bet is to chime in on existing threads and throw shade on anyone to the right of Chairman Mao. You need to be mindful of your verbiage and make sure to talk about your feelings a lot. Misspellings are useful and improper grammar helps to solidify your bona fides as a member of the struggling underclass. If you can gin up common maladies and turn them into points of victimhood, all the better. Taking an absurd position on virtually anything from your typical MSNBC tv host will endear you to like minded weirdos who may even jump to your defense by some of the more seasoned contributors. Up rate as many idiot laced comments as you can. Build up to about 750 or 1000 comments, and you’re in the sweet spot. Make sure your account name is pithy or contains some touch of irony…using something topical is good, like “LookingForBarb” which means you may connect with a group of DUtards who are binge watching Netflix shows. Do these things and you too may troll and lurk for weeks on end.

2/17 Air Cav

Damn. That’s good advice. Two things though. I have a screen name. It might be too masculine. The other is that I cannot repeat anything on MSNBC but it should not be too hard to fake.

nbcguy54ACTUAL

I got banned within 30 minutes – and I thought I said something that almost supported the thread that I was commenting on.

Good riddance actually. I’ve already got borderline high blood pressure….

2/17 Air Cav

I’m practicing….

I suppose the next thing out of the Trumpster (rhynes with dumpster!)will be that only WASPs should be allowed to immigrate! Or did he say that already?

Note the stupid humor and the misspelled word.

I’ll keep practicing.

Ex-PH2

Not sure, but wouldn’t ‘migrate’ be better than ‘immigrate’? As in ‘migrate each season’?

2/17 Air Cav

I’m new here and need a friend. Is this a safe place to meet people? I hope so. I just came out of a very abusive relationship and I am much more comfortable talking to new people at some distance, if anyone knows what I mean.

Ex-PH2

Get more in touch with your feminine side.

2/17 Air Cav

Groovy isn’t a dirty word. Sure its old but many good ideas and terms are old.

GaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaDamit! Take Bernie the old f’n commie bastard, for instance. He’s older than dirt and many of you young assholes with a grandfather fixation would have been happy to vote for that cocksucker.

Practice. Practice Practice. I’ll never make it.

Ex-PH2

You could mention burning your draft card, being at the Pentagon in the fall of 1967 – you were one of the guys the MPs threw out when you were trying to break into the room where the Selective Service files were kept – and the Chicago 7, how that whole thing just blew you away because it was SO unfair!

Claymore

Oh, they love veterans who have left the reservation and are now dyed in the wool leftards. You have to watch it, though…many of the diehards over there openly hate the military, seeing them as a force of American imperial oppression. There was a thread not long ago where some woman was in a full on panic that her sweet little snowflake was considering joining the Marines out of high school. She was asking for help talking him out of it. Yeah…liberals are patriots.