So THAT’S What’s Really Causing Global Warming!
Well, we finally know why the climate is getting hotter, and rivers are drying up. Per a senior Iranian Imam, it’s you ladies’ fault. You’re dressing “immodestly”.
No, I’m not kidding. Imam Seyyed Youssef Tabatabi-nejad actually made such a statement recently. Here’s one reference to his recent pronouncement on the subject. Here’s another. There are plenty of other published citations to the same sermon.
So, all you ladies: start dressing more modestly when you’re out in public. Think of mankind’s future! (smile)
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Sheesh. With that kind of ignorant thinking among their supposedly “educated” ruling elite, no wonder the entire region is stuck in the 12th Century.
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I saw that yesterday. Any bets on how long before the leftnuts latch onto this?
Somehow they’ll blame the NRA for this one. “See? Its because women are carrying guns now, that’s what he meant by dressing immodestly!”
It’s that whole bare arms thing.
SPEW!!!
Immodestly dressed women carrying guns? Yes, please!
Well, Hillary definitely isn’t to blame with all her pants suits that cost more than some of us make in a year.
But…but…she CARES about da po!
And yeah, I’ve had area carpets for an entire room that looked better and cost about 5 percent what she (or someone) paid for that POS she wears.
Under the Shah’s reign most women dressed “immodestly” or Western attire. I remember beautiful Tehran had hot dry days, rainy days, snowy days…I’m guessing it’s no different now w/ the fruits & nuts in charge & women mostly covered up. Gotta say the smog was legendary due to the millions of cars that clogged up the freeways & the massive mountains encircling the city that trapped the pollutants (kind of like LA & Denver).
Maybe its all the hot air from the bullshit they are spewing there in Tehran causing that cloud?
I was in Iran for about 2 weeks in the early-mid seventies. I was probably 12. Don’t remember the Iranian hotties…but a few years later…Santiago, Chile….OMG.
My parents made the mistake of getting me a Tasco telescope for my birthday…I wasn’t looking at the night sky with it. We lived on 3rd floor of our apartment building & generally had a good view of our neighboring courtyards. Me & some mates got lots of up close views of ladies sunbathing in birthday suits. Unfortunately, our maid ratted to mom & there went my birthday present.
The Big Three (religions) all blame natural disasters on mankind’s sins and an Angry God. This is just another line in a very old song.
Hindism is among the Big Three yet their gods were not blamed for the tsunamis. Members of the world’s largest religions will attribute all manner of things to God, some include natural disasters among them. The Westboro-minded types are, however, neither prominent in Christianity nor spokespersons for it. The Old Testament is rife with vengeful acts of God. And that seems to be where much of Islam is stuck. Christianity has the New Testament and speaks favorably of neither hate nor God as a spiteful Supreme Being.
Really? You might re-read Revelations. The things being toasted in that final book ain’t marshmallows, sugar.
I wasn’t clear about the religions I was referring to, but I was referring specifically to the Abrahamic religions.
Revelations has always been an oddity, altogether different from the rest of the New Testament and more akin to the Old. But if that’s what you regard as evidence that Christianity “blames natural disasters on mankind’s sins and an Angry God” then your evidence sucks. You want to link the world’s religions such that Islam is some slight variation on the others. It isn’t, sugar.
Take your Religion of Peace and shove it up your ass.
The misnomer religion of peace refers to Islam and its adherents are Muslim. I am not Muslim so I cannot comply with your demand.
“Revalations” is a misnomer, like calling a magazine a clip. It’s the Revelation (of St. John)
12th century? They made it that far? Who knew? I thought the quoranderthals were still stuck in the 8th century.
If you want to read something that will really have you shaking your head and saying YGBSM to yourself, check out this:
http://islammonitor.org/uploads/docs/greenbook.pdf
Tabatabi-nejad is simply following his movement’s mentor down the ding-dong path back to the Middle Ages.
Well they can’t blame it on the gays…Ahmadinejad told Columbia University they (Iran) doesn’t have any. What a charmer.
But remember. Chick-Fil-A is the real enemy.
And the NRA too.
Hey wait a minute, I think the dishonorable Imam Seyyed Youssef Tabatabi-nejad is on to something. Think about it….
Kim KarTRASHian’s disgusting fat ass probably IS contributing to global warming. No?
Glad you said that. Kim has the widest of wide loads I’ve ever seen.
And the most boring sex tape you’ll ever see. I watched it once after it first came out. I was bored out of my mind watching it.
Then her mom sold her like a prostitute to make more money off her. Then, the rest of her children.
If cows contribute so much methane to the environment, think of how much is released from the asses of those wideload KarTrashians.
Last time I went to Walmart I was saying to myself. “These heffers need to cover that shit up…please” So that’s the reason for global warming eh.
That’s why I believe that anyone wanting to purchase spandex OR a thong bikini must first go through an application process.
That’s what they really should be controlling, not guns.
Seeing some women in yoga pants or thongs gives me temporary PTSD.
Maybe IDC SARC should personally approve each application for purchase. Of course only after a ‘personal’ interview.
Spandex doesn’t lie, but by God sometimes I wish it did.
The guys with hammock bellies need to follow the same advice, Sparks!
Just say No to ‘crack’!
Silly me, I though it was getting hotter and drier because summer just started…
They’re going to have a real problem when the weather changes for good and all the rain, snow and wet stuff go into the Saudi peninsula and from there into Africa.
It’s Sweden’s fault…
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10209772143088923&set=a.1176970273047.2027792.1491821872&type=3&theater
I vote in favor!
I heard on a TV show that Sweden is the most likely country for women to want to get it on with Americans. So, works for me.
Tots Magoats….
Where can a 27 year old stud like myself find a blind Swedish woman? I’m nearly six feet nine inches tall, have blonde hair and blue eyes, hung like a 20 year old donkey, weigh right at 190, have a 32″ waist, solid as a boulder, beautiful locks so long you’d think I said, “I can’t believe it’s not margarine”, own a new Porsche, won the lottery four different times, speak five different languages, have a 200′ yacht, spend time traveling the world just to see lunar eclipses from different countries, have a 12 figure bank account along with millions in stock,….someone PLEASE introduce me to a young and beautiful Swedish woman with the sexual appetite of broke prostitute.
You’re too tall, Jarhead.
Gimme a break HMC….it was a typo. Actually I’m a 3 ft 7 inch dwarf! Just make SURE she’s blind!
Hell, it gets warmer in my house every time a new Victoria’s Secret catalogue is delivered. He may actually be on to something.
Well, I suppose it’s high time for me to tuck the left nut back in, I suppose–you know, to save the world and all.
IF all this is true, there is one certain way we can keep guns out of the hands of at least Muslim extremists. That would be to close all businesses in this country selling guns. The only ones that could lawfully reopen to sell weapons would be titty bars where only pork is served. To eliminate the gang bangers and thugs, the only place they could purchase weapons would be to require them to have had a steady job for a minimum of two years. have a high school graduation certificate, and be sponsored by someone willing to go to jail for or with them should they ever use the weapon during a violent act. No other guns sold elsewhere, PERIOD! Guns found without registration, or to have been used in the commission of a crime or act of violence, or in the hands of a felon would result in one thing. An automatic 60 year sentence without the possibility of parole, having their Johnson surgically removed, and forced to live in a prison cell for a minimum twenty years with a tranny who had been sexually abused with a weapon when they were under the age of ten. At lease that would require SOME of them to be extremely careful in the future.
The further they regress, the stupider they get. It must be nice, living in a world made of cloud songs and moonbeams.
Hey, thanks again Mr. Carter. I am sure you are still quite proud of your little effort at regime change.
Idiot.