Yer Friday Funny: No Sh!t??! No. Sh!t.
There are museums for damn near everything. Hell, we’ve probably all been to or heard of a museum or two that we thought was pretty bizarre.
But in England, there’s a new museum that’s really “out there”.
The National Poo Museum opened recently in the UK. It’s located on the Isle of Wight.
No, I’m not joking. They exist, and they have a website.
Turns out this isn’t the first such museum in the world, either. A similar museum apparently opened in Italy some time ago. It’s located in Castelbosco, and calls itself “Mueso della Merda“.
It’s not just a European “thing”, either. It also appears that there is has been a similar museum in Japan since at least 2012. There’s also a toilet museum in South Korea.
No word on when the corresponding US version will open, or even if one is planned. However, I’ve got the perfect location for it if and when it does. IMO it should be located riverside, just downstream of that beltway-encircled Brothel on the Potomac. (smile)
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(Note: no, I don’t have a dung fixation. I saw an article about the UK museum’s opening, thought it was funny – then lost the link. I found the info about the other similar museums while searching for the original link. I got a good chuckle out of them and thought others might as well, so I decided to write an article about the group.)
Category: Dumbass Bullshit, Pointless blather, Who knows, WTF?
An argument could be made for Fayette-Nam
The turds are graded on the Couric scale.
I believe John “Faker 6” Giduck the turn with a face would be insulted by your comment. We devout followers of the “Turd with a Face” know the real measurement of anybody’s turd value is the grand master of being a turd himself, the one and only…
John “Faker 6” Giduck
Yours in faith,
Dr T
I suppose they’ll have shark coprolites and mastodon dung.
Is nothing sacred any more??????
This post made me go to the bathroom to POOP !!!!!!!!
🙂
Nah, that’s nut’in’, honey. We gots BODY FARMS. Sort of open to the public…but you probably don’t want to go there.
Shoot, I should have kept that depth charge I dropped yesterday to send to them.
Too late now.
On a positive non-excremental note, St. Louis is opening the Blues Museum, with interactive exhibits and all kinds of goodies for blues afficianados… I’m thinking a quick cross-state jaunt hitting the Jazz Museum and Negro Leagues museum in KC, followed by dinner of KC barbecue, followed by a fast drive across the state to St. Louis and all its attraction (including good eatin’) is in order.
C’mon. Does anyone really give a shit about this? Granted, seeing something really interesting in some museums is just a crap shoot, and I’ve been to some that were real dumps. Some were no bigger than poop decks while others left you flushed with their massive size. Reckon only a real turd would miss this museum.
Where’s the damn like button when you need it?
Outstanding work, nbcguy.
A true shithouse poet!
Talkeetna, Alaska does have the “Moose Dropping Festival,” and the one time I was there they did have some associated products.
What I remember (but did not purchase) was the moose dropping tea. Motto: “Brew the poo.”
(One of the novelty books you can get there includes an old news story about the festival…and an angry letter from a person in the lower 48, who wanted to protest the cruelty of “dropping” these animals…)
Was TDY once to Richardson.
One of the Exchange concessionaires had moose dropping jewelry – earrings and pendants, as I recall. Appeared to be thoroughly dried and well-varnished (or sealed with some other type of sealant).
Seriously.
In the southwest, as I recall you can still occasionally run across novelty shops that carry “Horse Sh!t Cigarettes”. You do the math. (smile)
And regarding the “angry letter”, the writer apparently isn’t alone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgGSLybhFOc
The caller to the station (KOYY, FM 93.7 in Fargo, North Dakota) airing that was dead serious. And the restraint shown by the DJs during the call was truly amazing.
To be fair, the Korean one was more about toilets than dung. And even if a gold toilet isn’t your thing it’s awesome to see some of the new tech that other countries use. Heated toilet seats anyone? Probably something that most people don’t even consider until they’ve sat down on a cold one in the middle of winter. One of the best parts I miss about living in Japan.
Anything is better than a trek to the outhouse in a blizzard.
We have four fully functioning indoor toilets AND a fully functioning Outhouse to boot. Never have to stand (or pace) while waiting for a seat.
We’re having a mini-blizzard here tonite so I’ll give the outhouse a try and report back.
On a deer hunting trip with my brother, we had seen a lot of deer “sign” but no deer. I said that there had to be deer because the area was heavy with “sign”. Ray remarked that “Deer sign makes a pretty thin stew”.
I’ll take his word for it. Don’t believe I need to try it to see for myself. (smile)
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jokes/you-dont-know-shit/456414/
Uploaded 05/26/2008
A guy was seated next to a 10-year-old girl on an airplane. Being bored, he turned to the girl and said, “Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”
The girl, who was reading a book, closed it slowly and said to the guy, “What would you like to talk about?”
Oh, I don’t know,” said the guy. “How about nuclear power?”
“OK,” she said. “That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow and a deer all eat the same stuff… grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?”
The guy thought about it and said, “Hmmm, I have no idea.”
To which the girl replied, “Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don’t know shit?”
That sound you hear is me tapping on the desk while waiting for Green Thumb’s appearance. This is a Turd Museum! Perhaps he is overcome with awe and unable to comment. Maybe he went catatonic with rapture. A Turd Museum. (For those of you who may be unfamiliar with GT, he has commented hundreds and hundreds of times and nearly always, if not always, invokes The Turd.)