Keith Chandler gets back on the forgery pony
We first wrote about Keith Chandler two years ago when he was arrested for falsifying his DD214 in order to get Purple Heart License plates in Ohio. He was sentenced last year to 90 days in the county jail. I guess he got such a good deal, that he tried it again. He was arrested last week for tampering with documents;
From WFMJ;
The former U.S. Marine only served about one month of the sentence before a judge released him last April until his appeal could be decided.
During the time he was free, Chandler was arrested in Lake County on allegations that he fraudulently attempted to obtain insurance money to perform construction work on a local church.
Madison Township Police said Chandler, who is a construction contractor, allegedly forged a document as part of the scheme.
You’d think that after a while he’d begin to doubt his own forgery skills. He should check with Forging Frank Visconi to see if he offers a correspondence course.
Category: Phony soldiers, Valor Vultures
Keith heard that there was an “all he can eat” cockment sammich special at the local poundhimintheass jail!
Damn it Chief, I thought I could maybe be first for once!
Me and Bubba have him as cell block wife again soon.
It appears here we have yet another sighting of Run-DMC’s idiot cousin, One-DMF.
Dipstick.
Post an alert, would you? One-DMF? Classic.
You have to admire this tool’s tenacity and persistence.
I am surprised he tried this again when considering All-Points Logistics would have taken him in a New York minute.
Alas, he is about to spend some quality time making real license plates. My personally, I hope they are sent to Florida. Would not that be ironic?
Keith heard that the County Jail football team was having tryouts for the upcoming season… he’s been tried out as a wide receiver.
We only know about the times he was caught, right? By definition, if he got away with it then nobody would know.
IOW for all we know he might have gotten away with this scam 50 times already, but finally his number came up.
Or, he may be dumber than a box of hair and got busted his first time. 😉
Yeah. Shocked face here. Not.