Tuesday with Claymore
Millionaire actor lectures the poor
David Brock is Latin for ‘douchebag’
In case you haven’t been told today, you’re a racist
Wait! Hillary might not be what she says she is?
Relax everyone, Jesse Ventura’s got this
Newsflash! Hillary hates the military
May you live in interesting times
She’ll just be a ‘peach of a president
First, remove the mote from your own eye
Stop…just stop trying to make this a thing
Yuk yuk yuk…you know, because he’s a racist, get it?
Category: Tuesdays with Claymore
“Our planet cannot be saved unless we leave fossil fuels in the ground where they belong.” Line from Ponce de Leo DiApricot’s speech at the World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland in January. He got there by (You guessed it!) private jet, his preferred method of international travel. He also enjoys relaxing in the sun aboard his not-so-green mega yacht. And, of course, his industry is hardly eco-friendly by anyone’s measure. So, yeah, it makes sense that he would lecture others on conservation. It’s akin to H. “Wide Load” Clinton’s lecturing us on internet security.
Or O’Bozo lecturing on truth, honesty and transparency. ‘Course, that could also apply to ANY DemonRat. Or GOPe RINO, come to think of it.
Okay, CLaymore, I really do try. But it snowed last night and the cardinals do more for me than reading shit by a sheltered ignoramus like DiCaprio. All that time he spent in the snow on that QT movie, and thinks he knows something about this planet.
Sure, he does. I watched his little spout of ignorance in a video bite from the Oscars, and wanted to dunk him in the nearest wetland when it rains. I should invite that self-important asshole midget to my neighborhood, on a hike with me. He’d probably give out after 10 minutes.
I’m going back to the cardinals and juncos and sparrows now. They make me happy.
“Any thoughts?” So reads the last line of the last item in this batch of Claymore’s DU selections. I know. It’s too easy. We all know the answer.
Frankly I would have thought the Jesse Ventura thread would have gotten a comment or two. 🙂
Claymore, really, nobody wants to go there. It’s like stepping in liquid – well, you know. You’d have to turn the hose on yourself and in this weather, NOT!
OK: “What a fucking idiot”.
Pretty well sums up my assessment of his capabilities, cognitive processes, and ability to articulate simple phrases.
Just “Jesse being Jesse” and having delusions of significance.