Tuesday with Claymore

| February 2, 2016

Caucus Edition!

Bernie the pimp

Morning in American

Hillary accused of voter fraud….wuuuuuut?

Cruzfinger

Cyberbegging

Beating up “children”

Morning Constitutional

Iowa Defecation

Strategery

Declaration of DUmbass

Smoke some Cubans

MSNBC is the new Fox News

Bernie Sanders is a Right Wing Plant

Yippie Ki Yay

Barack Does America

Keeping it classy

Ancient White Dude For The Future!

The future’s so white, I gotta wear someone else’s shades that I took from them because they could afford another pair

The Taitz Conspiracy

Three coins in the fountain

Socialist DUmbass has teh sads

Spellcheck is ur fren

Anoint the bitch and get it over with

Martin who?

Maybe Obamacare dental will cover that

Birtherism is alive and well

Oh, I get it, because they’re idiot stoners. Heh.

Is this where we all stand and do that slow clap thing?

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Instinct

I keep telling myself that I won’t dive into the cesspool that is DU, and then Tuesday comes around.

Dear Lord they have some weapons grade stupid over there.

The Other Whitey

It’s Lars’s natural habitat. What did you expect?

Veritas Omnia Vincit

Well the bernie bots are about to have their poor little heads explode over there…the craziness over the coin flips is hysterical.

Instinct

From what I have read there were a total of six coin tosses to decide the winner on the Dem side and the Hilldebeast won them all.

The chances of that happening are 1 in 64. She should buy a damn lottery ticket.

Veritas Omnia Vincit

Hehehe, once again proving when corporations buy the coin the side facing up doesn’t matter the corporate candidate still wins…I’m sure all that was just a coincidence.

It doesn’t matter anyway because the real secret to the nomination is the superdelegates, those party officials who can vote for whomever they like regardless of the popular vote. Superdelegates in the Democratic party represent 20% of the votes needed to win the nomination.

The Republicans don’t call them superdelegates they call them unpledged but they also have about 20% of the delegates who are not obligated to vote based on the desires of the electorate.

It’s when people start to realize how things actually work they tend to get pissed and start to get active in these issues.

Two parties with a 20% pool of voters that the party leaders can swing how they want to, that’s how they maintain control…they just won’t be able to swing anything Jeb’s way because 20+1 still results in less votes than Rubio got for finishing third.

Casey

Like Bruce Banner said, you can smell the crazy.

cannoncocker

I clicked on a few of these and….no. I just can’t do this today.

Five Beers

Are those people for real? Wow. I wonder if it hurt when they lost touch with reality.

Messkit

Every Tuesday I read these damn things.

Every Tuesday my head hurts until the following Sunday. Monday I feel alive again.

Then Tuesday comes along…again.

I will blame it on the PTSD.