Stephanie Pinckley/Stephanie Ralph; phony veteran

| January 13, 2016

There’s this woman out there who claims to be a veteran by the name of Stephanie Pinckley who also goes by the name Stephanie Ralph. She pretends to suffer from Traumatic Brain Injury and other stuff from her imaginary service. She sets up GoFundMe accounts and pockets the money. I hear she’s about half-nuts, too. That’s probably how I ended up with her. Reportedly, she was married to a soldier at some point and she shows her expired dependent card to the uninitiated to convince them of her service.

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Stephanie Ralph claims

Yep, that’s a mugshot. A Google search will turn up lots of those, if you’re interested.

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The National Personnel Records Center told us “Who?”;

Stephanie Ralph FOIA

Category: Phony soldiers, Valor Vultures

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Toasty Coastie

Can I C*** punch this Slag?? Gawd, I haate these bitches…

B Woodman

Only if you’re wearing a full chem protection suit with respirator tank, and have a decontamination team with slurry sprayers standing by at the ready. Remember, shit splatters.

Claw

Counselor Troi has sure went downhill since Star Trek: TNG ended.

68W58

An affair with Worf was always going to have that effect.

HMCS(FMF) ret.

The only reason I watch ST: TNG was because of Deanna Troi… the costumers for the show got her clothes to fit her “just right”!

Claw

Yep, all but that first year when she was wearing the Cheerleader outfit.

Ah, the memories of her and Dr Crusher doing pre PT warm-up stretching exercises in the passageway.

Oops, that’s almost prOn/spew alert!!

HMCS(FMF) ret.

BUNK!!!!!!

Claw

More bunk material.

Seven of Nine and Major Kira.

HMCS(FMF) ret.

I love those Lebanese women!!!

Claw

And how could I forget the other member of the threesome:

Sub-Commander T’Pol.

HMCS(FMF) ret.

WOOHOO!!!! I’d like to be caught in that group!!! I’d die with a smile on my face… and more!!!

Claw

No,wait a minute.

Delete “threesome”, insert “Collective”.

Resistance is futile!!

HMCS(FMF) ret.

“But, Baby… I’m not from Havana!”

Sapper3307

Transporter malfunctioned again darn PMCS.

A Proud Infidel®™

Ya mean someone pencil-whipped the daily inspection while thinking “Park the Mutha and Call the Shop”?

Holden Magroin

She apparently did porn when she was young. I heard a rumor from friends that these can be found online.

Holden

Martinjmpr

I hear she’s about half-nuts, too. That’s probably how I ended up with her.

[desire to know more intensifies] 😉

sj

From her FB: “trust me, everyone has their time coming and I know who you are..i would watch your ass and your family too because I will have no remorse.”

She’s going to cometh too? Wonder if the DRG has contacted her?

Green Thumb

No.

But I imagine All-Points Logistics has.

Phildo’s mistress?

Eden

I thought Phildo swings the other way.

Green Thumb

He takes it in the ass, true, but he does not care who provides the services.

Word has it that even the girls in the strip joints know he is a tool.

I imagine, in his shoes, he take what he can get…..(and cheap) with all of those contracts drying up.

Green Thumb

And this “thing” could be either one.

Depends on he lighting.

Yuck!

IDC SARC

hmmmm….yeah,I’d hit it.

Old Trooper

Of course you would!

Pinto Nag

She’d be like a rattlesnake, Sugar: she wouldn’t be hard to catch at all — the trick would be turning her loose!

HMCS(FMF) ret.

In the photo of her with glasses and jewelry on, she’s got that “naughty teacher/businesswoman” thing going… but those eyes… she’s got the psychobitchfromhell look in them.

“Boink at your own risk” is how I’d label her…

Old Trooper

Yep. Never put your wiener in crazy. It doesn’t end well for you.

Brown Neck Gaitor

Here ya go bro.

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=107845730

You, Sybil, 3 kids and 12 cats in a trailer. Instant BAQ…

disgruntled veteran

BNG, that is one psycho bitch you put a profile up of! I checked her out for giggles n shits and even this disgruntled fuck would stay clear of her. But for shits n giggles I might fuck with her cause she can’t figure out how to delete people from her friends list on FB. HEHE! FYI, I think the bitch has a split personality! There are 2 Stephanie Ralphs and they are the same person. Check em out! This persons contact is!
https://www.facebook.com/missninja82/about?section=contact-info&pnref=about who is the one profiled here and that link you provided and the other one is this person.
https://www.facebook.com/stephanie.ralph.980
Look in the about section, contact!!

Climb to Glory

She’s probably cheap to have, but expensive to get rid of. Plus she looks like a walking Petrie dish of every disease known to man.

Holden Magroin

Example of “expensive to get rid of” starring Stephanie herself

http://www.topix.com/forum/city/fort-knox-ky/TDHMTEH02SQQBK5CE

“Oh My ,Stephanie,Stephanie,Stephanie .Give it a rest 1)He has 6 children noy 8 2)According to the MP’s there was never any evidence of abuse on you by him 3)He NEVER abused your child ( He felt sorry for her ) 4) You NEVER provided financially for the ‘famil’.He helped you get a college degree…oh wait ,were you talking about your brief stint @ Domino’s Pizza?? 5) He put you in ER after 7 hours of beating you with military force?? do you even realize how silly that sounds?(by the by ,I personally checked w/ ex wife & 2 ex girlfriends & they all said he’d NEVER laid a hand on them…Hmmmm 6)Left his wife homeless ?? You went to your Mothers when he was told by his superiors that due to your behavior your presence would ‘no longer be tolerated’ on base & it was either you leave or him be discharged.,and took your $$$$? you had none when he met you ( according to YOU ,you were losing your house to forclosure when he met you. 7) last i heard you were with your family & was dating ,or @ least that’s what you told him.8)He beat you unconcious in the Ft Knox BARRACKS ?? You LIVED in base housing?! Get Real 9) You are saying ‘our child’ I think you mean ‘your’ child… just for the record 10) and the ‘charge’ of molestation’ on an 11 year old ? it is an investigation,no charges have been filed. AND this disturbed child has made similar allegations in the past,on other men. Stephanie it’s been over 2 years that He has been trying ti divorce you.and let’s not forget ,YOU benefit financially from being legally wed to him ,monetarially and by having military insurance on you and your child. Guess you keep trying to fight a divorce cause you don’t want to lose your ‘sugar tit'( sorry for being crude ) SIGH! ”

Holden

A Proud Infidel®™

You sound like the type that would tag “Wicked Wanda” behind the bowling alley “because it’s there”!

Aysel

never stick your dick in crazy

IDC SARC

pfffft….they’re all crazee

Green Thumb

Yeah.

I think we have all made that mistake.

Bobo

That’s the truth. I tell my wife that she just happens to have a level of psychosis that I’m willing to accept.

mr. sharkman

Because the globe was still spinning on the correct axis when I read this report, I knew that TAHs Official Stunt Cock was still on the job.

And so the Grand Order is preserved for another day, the Stars all in Alignment and Chaos kept at bay.

All thanks to the selflessness of an unsung SARC.

😉

Combat Historian

Psychobitch from Dependapotamus Hell…

68W58

Maybe even this kind of crazy:

jonp

No, that is not why you carry a camera. It’s why you carry a gun. Oh..wait..from the LP I see your a defenseless Mass resident.

Psycho pussy is the worst.

ChipNASA

Psycho Skank.

I wonder why the thread disappeared for a little while?

ChipNASA

Ah, Bach.
/Shostakovich ?

Guard Bum

I just saw that one a day or so ago Chip!

Silentium Est Aureum

Even dependas gotta get in on the act…SMH.

JohnE

I would hit it. With a bat. A big one.

A Proud Infidel®™

Fer cryin’ out loud, just SHOOT IT before it mates and lays eggs!!

RM3(SS)

Oh oh. This one is as crazy as a shithouse rat. On her page she has some kind of a “poem” about her time as a “combat medic” and how she plugged a bullet hole in her leg with a tampon. Oh and she just had another kid, proving once again some guys will screw ANYthing.

Bobo

This daddy’s probably a bubblehead.

Silentium Est Aureum

Hell no, even bubbleheads have SOME standards. Low ones, granted, but still some.

Peter the Bubblehead

Hey! Hey! Even we Bubbleheads have SOME standards!!!

A Proud Infidel®™

The overwhelming power of the Human Sex Drive is very apparent in the fact that there are still guts that would mount her (It also explains the existence of EVERY member of The Dutch Rudder Gang)! Talk is VERY cheap and so is she.

Eggs

Is it just me, or does there seem to be some sort of mad rush to get into the annual TAH Stolen Valor Tourney?

HMCS(FMF) ret.

Happens every year… “the Ballduster” brings out the “best” in the SV community…

sj

But if the DRG members are eligible, then it is a lost cause for anyone else. Chevy learned that last go around.

John "Faker 6" Giduck

Not quite. I am still the only Real Fake American Hero(tm).

http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=37011

Of course, an “all star” tourney would settle this once and for all.

sincerely

John “Faker 6” Giduck

Skippy

the need for a ate up former Dependa playing Solider bracket is a must
I seem to remember seeing a few others this year Lol… 🙂

3E9

You can photoshop wrinkles and bags, but you can’t photoshop batshit crazy from the eyes.

AW1Ed

My First Alert Batshitcrazyometer spiked!

Dave Hardin

She says here that she Enlistment for physc ops, USA in 2009.

Oh, and she has and IQ of 119.

https://www.linkedin.com/in/stephanie-pinckley-65409038

Ex-PH2

You’ve got the decimal point one number too far to the left.

Dave Hardin

Evidently she has some people that dont mind posting about her.

http://www.topix.com/forum/city/fort-knox-ky/TDHMTEH02SQQBK5CE

Bobo

That right there is some full blown crazy.

disgruntled veteran

Holy batshit cray cray! My god this woman is crazy!

OldManchu

She served with Hillary “Skankles” Clinton in Bosnia doing counter-sniper ops at the airfield.

A Proud Infidel®™

Another candidate to be Blobfish’s next near Mrs.? I bet she’s dirtier than a wicker seat on a public toilet!

ChipNASA

Psul??

A Proud Infidel®™

Nope, wicker as in wicker furniture. Now picture a toilet seat made out of it in an unkept highway rest stop, THAT dirty!

OIF '06-'07-'08

Lord have mercy, I have located a picture of Stephanie’s cooter, be for warned. Last warning, don’t click on the link;)
http://36.media.tumblr.com/2892c751a9a4dbef06a629f5cc4d4c1c/tumblr_mhctgu3LqK1s43f2qo1_1280.jpg

IDC SARC

Somebody take my belay…I’m going in!

RM3(SS)

SARC you are disgusting pig. I like that in a Sailor. Carry on!

AmmoDawg

Reminds of that movie teeth. ROTFLMAO!!

Skippy

BHWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God have mercy!!!!!!!

nbcguy54ACTUAL

Wouldn’t put my pinckley in there. That’s enough to make a feller raaalph…

Hondo

Quite apropos, given her alias.

3E9

Remember the radio bit about Ed Pinckley Ford home of the Pinckley Taurus?

disgruntled veteran

oh for fuck sakes! that there is funny shit!!

3E9

Thanks, too bad I stole it from the radio.

Skippy

Dependas all be it former… gone wild

Tony180a

She bears a striking resemblance to “Super Bowl Mary” a legendary barracks fixture vicinity of 5th and 7th SFG(A) barracks around 84-86. Made famous by the Zubeck twins! Thank God there were no cell phone cameras back then!

jonp

Was she blonde? I was just up the street from them in that time frame.

Tony180a

No Super Bowl Mary was a brunette. There was a good looking blonde assigned to 5th SFG (A) Signal Company that had a confirmed well earned reputation up at the line company barracks. I won’t call her name because she married a buddy of mine.

Claw

Isn’t this the same girl from the “I can fart like Chewbacca” video that’s been making the rounds?

If not, the resemblance is uncanny.

Steve

Oh hell NO!! This bridge troll is NOT COMING TO AUSTRALIA.

That conversation was in october! She might already have arrived :O

A Proud Infidel®™

I’m sure that she’s SO NASTY that it’s only a matter of time until the U.S. CDC names a new strain of VD after her.

Jarhead

She reminds me of one from “Gypsies Are Us”.

Airdale (AW) USN

I done seen it all now!!!

F@ckyocouch

Fall out of the ugly tree and smacking every branch on the way down CAN cause Traumatic Brain Injury.