New Jersey’s Stolen Valor law
One of our lurkers send us a link to NewJersey.com which reports that Governor Christie signed New Jersey’s stolen valor act into law which is bad news for some of our usual suspects like Ron Mailahn, Steve “Snake Eyes” Jordan, and Angelo Otchy, along with a number of trolls from that state whose comments can’t get through our filter;
The “New Jersey Stolen Valor Act” makes impersonating a veteran or military member “with intent to deceive for the purpose of obtaining money, property, or other tangible benefit” a third-degree crime. Violators face a mandatory minimum fine of $1,000 and a three- to five-year prison term, according to the bill.
It’s already a fourth degree crime under state law to wear a military uniform “with the intent to deceive,” though not necessarily for personal gain. Fourth degree crimes are punishable by up to 18 months imprisonment.
Fines collected under the bill would be dedicated to the new Military Dependents Scholarship Fund, for the Post 9/11 Operation Noble Eagle, Operation Enduring Freedom, Operation Iraqi Freedom, or Operation New Dawn.
Lucky for them, they can’t be prosecuted until they re-commit their crimes, but knowing them, that’s almost a certainty.
Category: Stolen Valor Act
COME ON ITCHY!!!
You little BITCH!!!!
/Anyone want to bet $1?
Bet you that one of them will play their game on Veteran’s Day… and get caught.
No bet
We can hope they all do.
Jonn – it’s just a matter of time for the “Pendejo Brothers” to get all badass and show their mugs in uniform… and someone to catch them in the act.
I’m sure that all of them have this intense, burning desire to snarf down all of the cockmeat sammiches and tubesteak they can handle, while receiving “anal dilation therapy” sessions with Bubba, Thor, Julio and Mr. “Tiny” in the state “pound them in the ass” facility.
Frito requests you not dishonor his family name by using it to refer to these tools.
That and they’ll eventually end up on a date with “Rottencrotch Ralph”!
But Snake Eyes is so much fun…
But seriously, as much fun as it would be to let Thor and Bubba play with idiots of this ilk, do we want these idiots imprisoned on the tax payers dime? Unless its as part of a greater raft of charges, I opine not. Publicly humiliate them, let everyone and his brother know that they are fakes and frauds…but to further victimize the public by letting them live off them further?
…along with fining the hell out of them and taking away any and all profits of their fucked up little charade.
A nice big, bold forehead tattoo that says “STOLEN VALOR VERMIN”….would help some!
Applied with a branding iron…
Hmm. Stolen Valor as a state felony (>1 year max incarceration).
Surprised that NJ would do that – it sounds like something a more conservative state would do.
This oughtta be fun to watch, I wonder who they’ll catch first?
Wanna start a pool?
Angie on Veteran’s Day…
Mailman on Pearl Harbor Day. . .
Mailhan, “Snake Eyes” Jordan and Otchy on Veterans Day.
Mailhan, this December, Toys for Tots event.
“Ron Mailahn, Steve “Snake Eyes” Jordan, and Angelo Otchy”
A fine collection of delusional shitbags.
A Sociologist’s dream.
“Otchy” sounds like the nickname of some extra-nasty strain of VD! I can picture it now, some unlucky critter saying “Yeah, the Doc’s got me on some heavy duty antibiotics, that girl gave me a nasty case of Otchy!”
More like that dude gave me a nasty case of the Otchy.
Bad day to be a SHIT BAG…. Now the wait….
Now the wait to see if anything really happens or some POS lawyer gets the first case tossed or a POS judge rules it unconstitutional.
Put out a BOLO to all local Car Washes/ Auto Detailers for a putty-ball faced motherfucker with a red t-shirt on under a Marine uniform.
Ah, there are some NJ Mayors crapping in their pants tonight.
BTW: I know the crew who made this happen. It is bullet proof. Christie is a former US Attorney and his man “Mc” is all in.
Might this be a state law worthy of being used as a model for other states to use if they want to craft their own Stolen Valor law?
Can you say Sperm Burping John Spodofora.
/I knew you could
It’ll happen on or before 10 Nov (Birthday of the Marine Corps).
Is anyone keeping track of how many states now have Stolen Valor laws?
Rumor has it that there is one already standing in the on deck circle. I think someone has been waiting for the right moment. JMHO
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