Bruce Allen Pendlay arrested
Back in January, we wrote about Bruce Allen Pendlay who had pretended for decades to be a Special Forces soldier. Pendlay also claimed to be a combat infantryman who had been awarded several valor awards. In fact, he was actually a career felon with a brief military service of about three months in duration. Here’s his FOIA;
And his forged DD214;
Soon after we busted him, police found him parked along a desolate road with a gunshot wound to his chest. Pendlay told law enforcement that he had been attacked by an unknown assailant. Well, according to Ark City Net , he turned himself into police yesterday facing charges of being a felon in possession of a firearm and interference with law enforcement because of his false report of a crime.
If convicted of felony possession he could face up to 23 months in prison and a fine of up to $100,000 and 12 months of postrelease supervision.
A conviction on the interference charge could mean up to one year in jail and a fine of up to $2,500.
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He later admitted that the gunshot had been self-inflicted and was part of a suicide attempt.
This incident happened shortly after Pendlay was accused of stolen valor by the website “This Ain’t Hell.”
Of course, the world was supposed to think that I chased down Pendlay in my wheelchair and shot him, but that didn’t work out for him in the end. There were quite a few of us involved in outing Pendlay, including SF Poser Patrol, Scottie, Bulldog and JD at Professional Soldiers.
Thanks to Dan Bernath for sending us the link.
Category: Phony soldiers, Valor Vultures
Enjoy the graybar hotel, asshole…
P.S.: for the posers out there, pendlay’s “DD-214” is absolutely AUTHENTIC; his form should be your template if/when you choose to forge your own copy…
Self inflicted. Loser
Agreed!
This dude couldn’t even successfully shoot himself.
Oh well – Splash. Out.
Must have been recycled too many times before being kicked out to make it to Marksmanship training. Although given the range, I’da thunk he could have done better. Or a second shot…
Hmm, FOIA says PFC. Must have hit MTU at some point. Guess he can’t get a shot to his own chest right. Maybe next time.
More taxpayer dollars spent on his lies…er…I mean health and speedy recovery!
So, the Catheter swinging member of the Dutch Rudder Gang thinks that it isn’t Pendlay’s fault that he put a gun in his hand, loaded said gun, and then pointed said gun at his chest, and pulled the trigger of said gun. Somehow it is someone else’s fault. H’mmmm, that is in chapter 4 of the liberal handbook. No one is responsible for their own actions, and in the chapter before it, one can find that one’s actions don’t necessary cause the impending reactions.
Next we will hear that it is the fault of someone else that an inept attorney used a dirty catheter and infected himself way deep inside his bladder, directly upstream from his tiny, insignificant little peter.
“Pendlay was incarcerated from 1991 to 2008 in Oklahoma on miscellaneous charges.” Miscellaneous charges? That’s 17 years, give or take the change. People are not incarcerated for 17 years on “miscellaneous charges.” They are imprisoned after conviction and sentencing for specific and definite crimes. And I just love the suggested cause and effect between his claimed suicide attempt and his false claims of certain service being reported at TAH. Did he leave a note in the baggie containing the handgun saying he’s ashamed of his false claims and wants to end it all? If so, I saw no mention of that in the Kayleigh Lawson’s piece. Or was that her own construct? After all, I’m certain that with 17 years behind bars, he had a very bright future and his miserable failures in life had nothing whatsoever to do with his claim of attempted suicide. I wonder exactly where in his chest did he shoot himself? Right over the heart? I’m guessing not. Smack dab into a lung? Perhaps. And what was the caliber of the would-be instrument of his demise? I’m sure it large and certain to get the job done. Yeah, some suicide attempt that was. It’s important to shoot oneself with a handgun wrapped in baggies and to throw the bag and gun away after doing so. Oh, and don’t forget to claim—if you live—that you were shot by a person unknown to you who drove a dark car. That should do it.
I remember reading in ‘Helter Skelter’ that Charles Manson did something like 17 years prior to his murder spree – for attempting to cash a stolen check. Normally that would get you maybe a year, but Charlie Numbnuts stole a Social Security check from a Post Office box and took it across state lines before trying to cash it – thereby turning a misdemeanor into a triple felony.
Uh, Cav, “shot by a person in a wheel chair unknown to you”
There, fixed it for you.
Three thousand time loser…
Pretty bad when you have a gunshot wound to the chest with all the vital organs and you still live to tell the tale…
I mean, this guy is one of the biggest losers in America today…
Sheesh…
I guess you haven’t heard the latest…..the weapon 45/410 Taurus that was wrapped in baggy was NOT involved in the Pendlay case, no weapon was ever recovered. Now they may be looking into an attempted murder case. So I guess it makes us all suspects.
Evidently you have a reading comprehension problem, Shadow.
“He later admitted that the gunshot had been self-inflicted and was part of a suicide attempt.”
Didn’t know that a suicide attempt could be considered “attempted murder.” /sarc/
shawdow 17 is a bruce lover or bruce himself
yes there was a weapon recovered
I’d like to know if there are any phone calls from Pendejo to a non CPO glider pilot prior to or after the attempted self murder. Might ba a conspiracy to interfere with LE.
Good question. And just the sort competent law enforcement authorities look for to seal a conviction.
LOL GDC. I thought I was the only one that saw his name and immediately thought “Pendejo”. 17 years in the can, he is probably a Maricon also.
I’m sure he was the “property” of Bubba & Thor for quite some time.
Wait,,,,did the bottom of the article say ‘Thanks to Dan Bernath for the link’???
Crap, I just caught. Couldn’t be. Bernath can write or read
Certainly not. Please confirm, leaders.
I’m guessing that Lawn Dart Danny had a hand in helping the reporter with the article. You can thank him for the increased traffic that mentioning the blog in the article will create.
“Lawn Dart Danny”
I chuckle every time I read that.
So does this count in Bernath’s twisted little “self-murder” tote book, or just a half?
Two words sum it up…. SHIT BAG ! ! !! Lest I not forget with lots of turd sauce…
Yeah that whole forging federal documents thing is apparently no big deal…
Wrote a bunch of bad checks apparently while getting divorced then skipped bail, then resisted arrest, then assaulted a cop all over the bad checks….
I’m doubting he’ll get the full fine or the full sentence…What are the odds this turd has a $100k to pay a fine?
Stupid, stupid man.
I see the following happening in Bruce “90 day warrior” Pendlay’s future:
1. “Intimate showers” in the local lockup with Bubba and Thor
2. “Anal dilation therapy” sessions with Drs. “Tiny” and Julio
3. Employment as a “salad tosser”
4. Endless supplies of “cockmeat sammiches with extra mayo”
5. Tryout as a “wide receiver” for the prison football team next season
Enjoy your time back in the hole, Bruce… you definitely deserve it!
Douche nozzle couldn’t even do the self inflicted taxpayer relief shot.
Wait… Bernath is a contributor? That’s it, I’m leaving. 😛
Let me guess, it’s because he tried to “self-murder” when he was outed? You know, that’s because all he did was steal valor, nothing else at all, right?
Bernath isn’t a douchenozzle, he’s a clogged enemanozzle. He could fall into a barrel of tits and come up with a dick in his mouth.
I’m ASSuming that Daniel A. Bernath, kingpin of The Dutch Rudder Gang, is accusing TAH (and the AL) of making him “attempt self-murder”. Daniel A. Bernath can dive into a deep lake full of tits and come up with a mouthful of cock and balls!!
Kingpin.
That should read Pivot-Man….
Well, speaking of cock and balls… since Danni-boy use to live in the Portland area, he was probably a visitor to Voodoo Doughnut. If you check out there menu, they have a few doughnuts that he probably loved, such as:
Gay Bar doughnut
Cock and Balls doughnut
Old Dirty Bastard doughnut
http://voodoodoughnut.com/doughnuts.php
Doesn’t that shitbag plane crashing phony CPO have some legal problems to attend to.
If he doesn’t, he sure as hell should have.
Just checked out the CA bar website… looks like he’s trying to delay his trial due to his catheter/penis insertion technique issues.
SSDD! He’s obviously in desperation trying to avoid the inevitable.
So, let me get this straight …
We did not kill this one, but we helped get him thrown in jail?
Is that about right?
Is anyone truly surprised when a grifter like this gets busted by the authorities? Enjoy prison doucheknuckle…sure hope the jailers don’t let any incarcerated Vets know about your history.
Wonder if any Greybar Hotel guests read TAH?
Once again, Stolen Valor is just a symptom…
John, I thought SF poser patrol food the leg work on this turd
Did not food
Sorry, Steve, I didn’t mean to slight anyone, but of course, you’re right.
Is Birdbath representing him in court .. It would be fitting !
The funny thing is 99.9999% of the tried and true veterans I know, myself included, other than the occasional bigmouth assbag, never ever ever go out of their way to push the fact that they are veterans in people’s faces for special treatment. Posers are easy to spot because they yearn for attention. I may be young but I’ve set a few folks in place in my day.
Try my favorite head game I like to play on posers, I call it “Bust the Bullshitter”. You ask said poser a question that any real Vet would say “FUCK, NO!!” to, say if I’m talking to someone saying they’re a Marine, I’ll ask them if they did Boot Camp at Camp Ferris or Coronado Island (*NOTE* if I’m sure they’re for real, I won’t even think of asking any of these questions, they’re only for suspected posers), and you wouldn’t believe how many “Marines” have told me how brutal Boot Camp was in Camp Ferris! If they claim to be Navy, I’ll ask if they went to Basic at Norfolk or Coronado, if I think they’re fake Rangers, I’ll ask something like “What color is the boathouse on King’s Lake?” (King’s POND is a swampy spot on Fort Benning, but try to keep from laughing when they spout their bullshit answer!). I let them spout their shit, then I’ll tell them they’re full of shit right in front of God and everybody, I love the looks on their faces when I bust their chops!
Proud,
…“What color is the boathouse on King’s Lake?”
Did you ever work with SAS? That is one of their questions — but location is Hereford.
No, I was just another AD Army “Joe from 91-94, and I finished that tour up on Ft. Benning where King’s Pond is, it’s a swampy area with no boathouse, thus that’s one of my “Bust the Bullshitter” questions.
Almost in the ranks of Ike “No More” Densmore.
But not quite.
I hope he wasnt claiming Sniper School if he even ?$&@ed up shooting himself.
Internet dyslexia, I thought the headline said his name was Pendejo….
One thing bothering me about most of these post….apparently most if not all of you do not realize that 70% of all vets are either currently incarcerated or have been. Yet you insist that anyone who is in prison or on there way is a piece of $&@t . I think I’m done with this better than everyone else club, had enough of that before I retired after 37yrs..I think I’ll go visit some vets in prison, they might need some support. I’m out.
Is it 32 or 37 years? I’m confused.
“If you are calling me a liar?, then as an officer in the United States Army with 32 years of service and still serving active duty…you sir can rest easy that us “Liars” are protecting your freedom, while you try to destroy an former veteran that served in my command. This makes my blood boil knowing Pendlay is having to endure the likes of you and yours.”
that is Bruce you are talking to… he cannot even tell good lies,
he also claimed to have served with bruce 30 years ago and just happened to remember him…. as proof of bruces service we could have call Fort Campbell and they would verify bruces service there… this idiot does not even know where the records are kept…. plus the fact would be at Campbell 30 years later that would even know you?
70% of all vets have been incarcerated? Fuck you.
His numbers are definitely off.
“The percentage of veterans among State and Federal prisoners has steadily declined over the past three decades, according to national surveys of prison inmates conducted by the Bureau of Justice Statistics.
In 2004,10% of State prisoners reported prior service in the U.S. Armed Forces, down from 12% in 1997 and 20% in 1986.
The majority of veterans in State (54%) and Federal (64%) prison served during a wartime period, but a much lower percentage reported seeing combat duty (20% of State prisoners, 26% of Federal).”
Yeah, I’d say he’s a bit off.
Per this source, there were 24,523,300 living vets in 2004.
http://www.bjs.gov/content/pub/pdf/vsfp04.pdf
In 2004, per the source you listed below there were about 140,000 vets incarcerated in the USA.
Last time I checked, that works out to a hair over 0.57%. Somehow, with recidivism I’m just not seeing somewhere around 0.6% or 0.7% per year incarcerated adding up to 70% over any reasonable amount of time.
Besides, we have this from the item Matt cited below (emphasis added):
Maybe he meant that 70% of the scum posing as veterans are or have been incarcerated????
You made up that “70%” stat out of thin air.
Don’t let the cyber-door hit you in the cyber-ass.
Yeah. Seems a little high.
Never, ever let FACTS get in the way of your stats
He seems a little high.
Maybe after all of that time in service he decided to light one up.
Just saying….
I have misunderstood the website entry in my posts. Here are the links I referenced.
First post: http://www.newscow.net/story.php?StoryID=11183#idc-cover
Second post: http://www.bjs.gov/index.cfm?ty=pbdetail&iid=808
I read somewhere that 63.5% of all stats were made up.
Or was that 56.3%, no I think it was 85.5%.
Then again maybe it was 75%. OK maybe it was…
The link kind of sucks, but you get the gist of it.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CpmDIP3Fn2Y
Hey Shadow17 why don’t you back up, sit down and learn who it is you are dealing with here on TaH. Most of these guys and gals have seen more shit in a short period of time then you could ever imagine in a lifetime. You’re so frocked in the head that you can’t remember if it’s 32 or 37 years you have served. Let me clue you in on something junior…it’s probably 32 or 37 DAYS that you served. I seriously doubt you made it past Basic with your lack of braincells. Oh and as for Pendlay serving in your command I somehow suspect that the jailhouse brigade doesn’t constitute a military command. 😀