A Little Tune for Someone
Just think of this as a little early Father’s Day serenade for someone – in honor of their “resounding victory” in court the other day.
King of the Sh!tbird Mountain
I’m a heel, true sh!theel
I can lie, dirty deal
The truth won’t stop me trying
‘Cause it’s such fun, in the sun
Watch me duck, watch me run
Even after I’m caught lying
I crashed in the corn
Looked so lost and forlorn
I crashed in a field
Found the ground did not yield
Someone’s screaming a name
Calling me “Noah Gas” again
I’m the King of the Sh!tbird Mountain
Yes, the King of the Sh!tbird Mountain!
Scheme all night and all day
I can show you the way
To get stuff that you don’t rate
Sham all day and all night
Love the dark hate the light
Beady eyes show anger and hate
I get the Bar’s ire
‘Cause they think I’m a liar
Now they’re calling my name
They want to slam me once again
I’m the King of the Sh!tbird Mountain
Yes, the King of the Sh!tbird Mountain!
I get the Bar’s ire
‘Cause they think I’m a liar
Someone’s screaming my name
Might disbar me, what a damn shame
I’m the King of the Sh!tbird Mountain
Yes, the King of the Sh!tbird Mountain!
Well I’m beyond help, you know I am
I’m the King of the Sh!tbird Mountain
Yes, the King of the Sh!tbird Mountain!
Just look at me and listen
I’m a fool, a tool, against me they’ll rule
I’m the King of the Sh!tbird Mountain!
I get the Bar’s ire
‘Cause they think I’m a liar
I’m the King of the mountain
I’m the King of the Sh!tbird Mountain!
I’ll tell tales all night
Never true or right
I’m the King of the Sh!tbird Mountain!
With apropos apologies to Richie Blackmore and Ronnie James Dio.
Category: Shitbags, Usual Suspects
The lyrics alone have won you a Grammy nomination, but we can’t find the video or even the song itself.
The Awards committee said you must provide both music AND a video to have a chance of winning.
Good luck, and congrats on the nomination!
Thanks.
Give it a try now (link at bottom of article). It seems to be working for me at present.
Not sure what the problem was with the original link.
Point of order: Bernath did not crash in a corn field. The photo of the A/C in the cornfield is not Bernath’s A/C and it is nowhere near Sisters, OR. Rock on.
Sh!t . . . NOW ya tell me. (smile)
OK, is that better now? (smile)
Hey, I’m cool with artistic license. Not like I was going to sue you or anything. 🙂
Here’s a picture of Bernath’s actual handiwork.
http://images3.pnimedia.com/imgsvr.ashx?cmd=4&appContextId=12704&eMediaID=jhkAOKqldVQqcqb7UP3xgl3Zas59b74K&hires=1&maxSize=600
If you zoom in on the cockpit, you can see his handicapped parking tag.
Moron, idiot, liar, phony, wimp, pussy, mutt, ass, dick, punk, puke, crap, poser, loser, rat, SUPER CUNT! Oops I thought he was a women
This brought a tear to my eye. At least I knew enough to not be drinking coffee while reading it.
Well done Hondo. Dylan Thomas would approve.
I am in awe of your lyrics writing talent and understanding what the songs all about. No disrespect to rappers’ but I can’t understand what their trying to say…Grammy? Absolutely!
Hondo, I think you are a pretty good guy.
Although we have never met, I am going to go with my gut feeling on this.
But, sir, you are walking a fine line.
Invoking the Name of the absolute King of metal, Ronnie James Dio, in the SAME article/post as Daniel Bernath.
Sir, that is borderline sacrilege!
Bernath is not even on the same level as the toilet paper (used, by the way) the late Ronnie James Dio used to wipe the Phil Monkress from his ass.
GT – well, I did apologize to the two original authors for my parody in the article above. That should count for something. (smile)
Word.