Brian Schwoerer; Valor thief wasn’t himself

| June 15, 2015

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We talked about this guy, Brian Schwoerer, before we knew his name last Friday. Bulldog, at Guardian of Valor tracked him down, though. In the local news, they talked to his lawyer who says that Schwoerer isn’t “himself”.

Sitting in his Westfield office, Stoesz talked about how he’s represented Schwoerer twice and has known him for ten years.

“I’ve done enough family law, enough guardianships, enough mental health commitments that you know when you look at a client and you say ‘hey, talk to me,’ and they aren’t as responsive and the way they speak, you know when they’re not themselves,” said Stoesz. “And I just didn’t feel like (Schwoerer) wasn’t himself.”

Stoesz went on to say, “Mr. Schwoerer has two family members that were members of the military and I believe his son-in-law served in Afghanistan recently. So there’s nothing here of him trying to (steal valor). It legitimately is, I think, someone who’s having some health issues,” said Stoesz.

According to Bulldog, Schwoerer has a history of scamming women, The lawyer, in the article, admits that he’s had to represent Schwoerer in the past. The family tells us that we should feel sorry for Schwoerer, but where were they when he was putting on his clown suit? They must know that he wasn’t a Marine.

Yeah, it’s always the people who bust them who are fault. By the way, having people in the military among your family members doesn’t mitigate your bad behavior in this regard. But, then stealing the valor of a National Defense Service Medal and a Lance Corporal isn’t a capital offense, either.

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A Proud Infidel®™

Stolen Valor is often just the tip of an iceberg. I’m sure more will soon be known about his past antics, in the meantime, I think it’s time for a hymn…

FUCK HIM..
FUCK him…
Fuck him…
FUCK HIM…

I wonder if he’s come in contact with The Dutch Rudder Gang yet? He’s a shoo-in there as well as at APL.

Green Thumb

This turd knew he was busted in the video and acted like it.

As far as having mental health issues, possible. He look a little off. Much like a level 2 sex offender does.

What a slimeball.

Keep your pants up around this guy, folks.

Poetrooper

Thumb, I’m curious as to just who in this crowd you think might have their pants down around this guy?

Green Thumb

Nobody I saw in the video. The comment was not a shot at anyone in the video, either.

But the message is still the same, watch out for this clown. With his track record, as explained, around women and such, this is a logical assumption. Generally speaking, where there is smoke there is fire.

Just look at the guy.

Bobo

He should have asked his son-in-law or the other “family members” where the hell his multiple NDSMs and his marksmanship badge.

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

Yeah, I said it before about this clown …

Clown + Clown Suit = Clown in Clown Suit.

Hondo

But at least this time the clown suit didn’t involve purple tiger stripes or a skydiving helmet. (smile)

Enigma4you

Awe you guys lay off him, He self Identifies as a Marine.

I bet he is just a Marine trapped in the body of a moron. 🙂

I myself am a transgender Nigerian Lesbian who self identifies as a middle ages white man, Trapped in a middle aged white man’s body.

HMCS(FMF) ret.

Cis-Marine? Trans-Marine? Who knew….

Poetrooper

Actually, E4U, I can’t see what difference it makes because both of your personalities, transgendered Nigerian lesbian or middle aged white guy, typically like to use a taint for a chin rest.

Ex-PH2

So what you are saying, E4U, is that he’s a marone, yes?

Hondo

Oh and as for the claims by this tool’s “lawer” that “he isn’t himself” – bullsh!t. This jerk’s history of repeated need for legal counsel and scamming women tells me he knew exactly what he was trying to do here. He just was too much of a fool to make it work.

Enigma4you

Feed him a snickers bar and make him himself again….

Oldav8or

“… I just didn’t feel like (Schwoerer) wasn’t himself.” Double negative. That means the lawyer DID feel that this asshat WAS himself, i.e., a total lying sack of shit misrepresenting himself as a Marine. That’s probably why he had to represent him twice before!

Hondo

Well, either that or his lawyer is a half-literate tool also.

Lord knows we’ve seen a couple of “lawers” that fall in that category.

Poetrooper

Old8, yeah my first thought upon reading that sentence was that this “lawer” is either a dumbass or a student of Clintonian doublespeak

Silentium Est Aureum

Sounds like this “lawer” popped open his suck for a bunch of free publicity.

Ex-PH2

I think you guys are all just a pathetic jealous bunch of jealous doodyheads who are mad ’cause he was wearing a uniform and you aren’t. (snarc)

On the reality side, I doubr this sap will benefit by being snarled at. He’ll just go right back to doing what he’s been doing, because he just doesn’t care what you think, and besides, he’ll blow it off by saying he was ‘honoring’ his family members.

He’s just going to go on doing this because he wants attention and gets it.

Combat Historian

So is it confirmed that this person was never a mil vet/Marine at all, or that he was in but is mentally ill now ?

A Proud Infidel®™

He allegedly has a history of scamming women, eh? I wonder if he has a heavy-duty cheese-munching addiction as well? I can’t wait to hear what else his “lawer” spews from his peckerholster!

Sparks

Shitbag!

Jeffro

Yup. First thought in my head about this sad sack oh shit.

Veritas Omnia Vincit

A history of scamming women?

Really? If that’s true what the hell is wrong with the women of America?

Are there so many women that desperate for a little companionship they’ll shift their intellect right out of gear and fall for the ramblings of an odd little asshat in a uniform?

I mean c’mon ladies, I hear all the time about how smart you are and how you’re the equal of any man and blah, blah, blah…but every one of these fucking idiot liars seems to have no trouble fooling otherwise decent women into believing their horseshit…or marrying them, or whatever…just stop it all ready ladies, please.

Hondo

Sadly, VOV, yes – apparently there are indeed plenty of women out there who are that desperate. Just like there are plenty of men out there who end up taken for a ride by gold-diggers, for essentially the same reason. And it appears that flattery and attention works equally well on both groups.

When it comes to gender, stupidity is pretty much an equal opportunity employer.

Green Thumb

Or in the case of BH Austin, romancing women for easy access to their kids.

Steadfast&Loyal

I don’t think lawyers are qualified in diagnosing mental issues. Unless there is documentation to prove this guy wears funny pajamas with sparkles on it…..

he’s just another SV Thief.

B Woodman

#1- If this doodoo head “isn’t himself”, then when he’s out in public, where’s his leash-holding handler? Someone should be in control of this SV poser when he’s outside the door of his cage. And that falls back on the fault of the family for not controlling this errant asshat.

#2- ““I’ve done enough family law, enough guardianships, enough mental health commitments that you know when you look at a client and you say ‘hey, talk to me,’ and they aren’t as responsive and the way they speak, you know when they’re not themselves,” said Stoesz. “And I just didn’t feel like (Schwoerer) wasn’t himself.””

So, when did this “lawer” become a psychiatrist or psychologist to have any legitimacy to give this kind of diagnosis??

2/17 Air Cav

I can’t believe we’ve gotten this deep w/o the question being asked: if he wasn’t himself, who was he?

Hondo

Well, I kinda did on the other thread 2/17 Air Cav. I asked if he was related to that carny-looking fella in Georgia.

http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=38259

Wonder if he ever got things “unclogged” – so to speak.

Doc McC

Remember boys and girls…sociopaths ALWAYS re-offend.

Daisy Cutter

I can’t think of a more appropriate theme song that “Fallin’ & Flyin'” from the movie “Crazy Heart”.

Daisy Cutter

And this one could give it some competition. “Somebody Else”

“I used to be somebody, now I am somebody else.”

“Who I’ll be tomorrow is anybody’s guess.”

19D2OR4 - Smitty

This reminds me of a story a few weeks ago where someone tried to bust a phony old LCPL for stolen valor and it turned out not to be. The old guy, if I recall correctly, said something to the effect of, ” If I was going to steal valor, why would I impersonate a Lance Corporal who had never deployed?”. Well I guess we know the answer to that question now. ^^^That guy^^^^

19D2OR4 - Smitty

Phony was meant to be in “” as the guy was legit in case there was any confusion.

W2

He has soiled the honor of the natty D. What a bastard. /sarc.

CLAW131

My first thought was: Why hadn’t he taken off the uniform yet after being the best man at PFC Blaine Lechko’s wedding?

Yep he definitely needs a Snickers bar.

Old 1SG, US Army (Retired)

So his lawyer says that Schwoerer “isn’t himself” and that he’s represented him before in similar cases. Well isn’t that just swell.

I can tell you one thing that he ain’t and that’s a Marine!

And WTF is up with the women he’s supposedly swindled? They must be real winners!

A Proud Infidel®™

Maggots like him prowl around preying on Women with low self esteem, recent divorcees, and the like. They’re financial and psychological predators.

Fisherman

He is a liar, an alcoholic & is now mentally ill. And yes he scams women like the girlfriend in the video living with him now stupid enough to pay his bills. I knew him all too well. ” normal” then not..no he was never in the military& never spoke of it.

MrBill

Found his LinkedIn page. His resume seems to have a few gaps in it.

https://www.linkedin.com/pub/brian-schwoerer/65/383/901

Fisherman

He is an alcoholic & mentally ill. He is my X husband. Nuff said.

Philomena Chiappetta

He is my X also! He is nuts that is why he is my X!