Renee Zeitner update
A few weeks ago we added Ms. Zeitner here to our dirty dozen of valor thieves currently cooling their heels in the hoosegow. Ms. Zeitner came to our attention in December 2013, when Scottie sent us his work on her. She gave TSO fits in an email war claiming that she didn’t forge the DD214 that we posted.
She was picked up in Georgia last month and I guess she’s been extradited to Arizona for forging medical documents claiming that she had cancer which endangered her pregnancy. That turned out to be false after her late term abortion that was funded by taxpayers.
Well, you’ll be happy to know that the murderer of unborn children is in Arizona.
Authorities said 30-year-old Chalice Renee Zeitner was arrested Wednesday at the airport in Phoenix. She was extradited from Georgia where she was arrested May 9 in Columbia County while living under a false name.
Zeitner remained jailed Thursday in lieu of $75,000 bond on felony charges of fraud, theft, forgery and taking the identity of another person or entity.
She’s supposed to be arraigned today, I’m guessing because of her past with us, she’ll be pleading not guilty. Oops, I was right;
A 30-year-old woman has pleaded not guilty to charges accusing her of faking cancer in 2010 in order to get Arizona to pay for her late-term abortion.
Chalice Renee Zeitner entered the plea Wednesday in Maricopa Superior Court in Phoenix.
I’m also guessing that the baby that she aborted wasn’t her’s anyway. She has a history of renting out her uterus – someone probably missed a payment and, you know, time is money.
TSO is probably glad that she can’t start in emailing him again, well, for few years anyway. She had claimed to be a veteran of the Army and Marine Corps, making Gunnery Sergeant in only five years. She also claimed service in the war against terror. In fact, she spent eight months in the Reserves (with two months on active duty for basic training) before they got tired of her and kicked her to the curb.
Category: Phony soldiers
Renting out her cooch as a hooch?
Sounds, Far Eastern…..
/I guess Big Bertha and her girls be adding some new rooms shortly.
She’ll soon be “married” to either her or Wicked Wanda.
I enjoyed my talks with her almost as much as another guy who is calling to threaten me daily who thinks that everything Bernath puts up on the Internet is true, and thus I can’t be an attorney because I am going to jail for 9 months.
Yeah, ok.
What are the odds they are related?????
BHWHAhahahaha! ! ! ! 🙂
You telling me that Bernasty’s website contains inaccuracies?
“I can’t be an attorney because I am going to jail for 9 months.”
Well, if she gets pregnant again (during that time)at least you will not be culpable. (sarc)
This would fall under the thank God for small favors category. (more sarc)
That other guy wouldn’t by any chance be someone who types like an adolescent girl, would he?
Strange, they have removed all references to you going to jail on their lovely websites after you gave them a bit of knowledge a couple of weeks ago. So much for the “Campaign to ensure cash flows reverse”
YGBSM. How much MD20/20 do you have to chug to believe that?
Anyone who believes the tripe on that webpage has probably been drinking rubbing alcohol spiked with embalming fluid with some antifreeze for added flavor and garnished with a lead paint chip, a “Dutch Rudder Gang Special”.
^^what he said^^
I seem to recall that you’re impending visit to the grey bar hotel is scheduled to begin in a few days. Let me know when you heck in so I can start sending the care packages.
She has that certain je ne sais quoi look in her eyes….you know the one I mean…the batshit crazy kind.
Apparently someone *did* stick their dick in crazy.
😀
/bad dog.
Yep. Wonder if they enjoyed the wild ride – followed by that nasty crash and sudden stop at the end.
That look that is so appealing at midnight, and so terrifying at 6AM… I think I might have known her mother – briefly.
Hide your pet rabbits!
She kind of looks like a praying mantis.
I wonder if she’ll use the “I did not forge anything to my knowledge” defense.
Her name is Chalice. I love me some irony.
Splash. Out.
Her dd-214 may say she was only in the reserves for a few months, but that’s because she was recruited out of basic to be a top sekrit recon delta SEAL. Her records are classified and you can’t get access to them. They are sooooo top sekrit that she can only talk about them in bars or on social media, that’s like triple decker top sekrit. Its all real, its just like the 8 years I spent as a time traveling CIA assassin
Wow, what a small internet, I did that too. I can’t talk about it though because it is so Top Secret it doesn’t even have a color, it’s plaid.
We’re lucky we have this here internet so no one can find out what we did, where we did it, when we did it, and to whom we did it to.
Were you in 1642? You sound familiar?
I remember it like it was 00 AUG 1962
Speakin’ of plaid, maybe she was THIS type of tOp SeeKrit:
She knows all about the aline anal probing at Area 51… and the sooper sekrit skwril Nazi base down in Antarctica… she was the shooter on the grassy knoll… and has listened to the Beatles “Helter Skelter” backwards and discovered the hidden messages in it…
Wonder how she’s liking Joe’s Jail! Welcome to AZ you stupid twatwaffle!
Nice I was going to call her a Blue Waffle. Then it dawned on me she is way lower on the scale.. 🙂
Mudering whore!
I wonder if she was the one that was answering the phone last year at All-Points Logistics?
Maybe she’s their new favorite
Trail Assassin”? She DOES have one confirmed kill!
Oh…ouch.
not too soon?
I need to apologize:
Earlier I referred to this POS as a “mudering whore”.
For all whores who would not have done what she did, I sincerely apologize.
Damn master chief, how could you be so insulting to good, upstanding, whores?
I did apologize!
That chick is 50 shades of crazy.
Another good match for “Blobfish”!
Her and Blobfish… match made in heaven until someone throws in a 7 lbs. block of cheese…
And the moment she gets between “Blobfish” and the block of cheese is when she becomes HISTORY!!
Some of the best wise old NCO advice to troops I ever heard:
“Don’t stick yer Willie in anything crazier than you are!”
“…She had claimed to be a veteran of the Army and Marine Corps, making Gunnery Sergeant in only five years. She also claimed service in the war against terror…”
Damn…a real gung-ho war heroine here…///
Not as gung ho as the cyclops lesbian native American Marine Ltc.
No LTCs in the USMC.
A LTCOL in the USMC, sure. But not LTC! ;o)
“She’s supposed to be arraigned today, I’m guessing because of her past with us, she’ll be pleading not guilty”
Everyone pleads Not Guilty at first. Pleading Guilty means you give up all rights to appeal, even if the judge throws the max sentence at you for a first offense. Plead Not Guilty, make sure you get an easy, or at least realistic, sentence in a plea bargain, then get it over with and move on. But that’s just an old barracks lawyer talking – you do what you want if you trust the guys in the black robes.