Joe Teti is crazy-pants, and we told you here first
Over two years ago, we brought you Joe Teti’s records. I spent hours that weekend on the phone with him to get the record straight. He sent me all kinds of stuff that I promised that I wouldn’t publish, nothing earthshaking, but still it demonstrates how hard I wanted to get the story right, and I still haven’t published the stuff he told me not to publish.
He immediately went into his psycho act with his Facebook fans because no one here thought that he could call himself a combat veteran because he didn’t serve in the military while engaged in the war against terror.
The day that I published the first post about his records, he called me demanding that I take your comments down. He made a point of telling me that we were on speakerphone with his lawyers. You know that went over big with me – I love to be threatened with lawyers. I refused to comply and told him how his problem was with the hundreds of people who commented, not me.
Teti’s tantrum went on for days and got to the point where he was challenging us to a fistfight. So I guess we were just the canary in the coalmine.
Now he’s suing the whole world (except us, for some reason) and the news is that Discovery Channel had decided not to pick up his Dual Survival reality show again. So he helps to reinforce that decision by injuring or killing a dog (folks aren’t clear about which happened) on the set of his last show;
The word on the street is that the studio where he worked has been locked tight because of threats that he has made to the Hollywood people involved in his show. I’ve also heard that his guns are gone because of a restraining order. Most of our friends are facing a law suit and strangely enough, the day after we finished our Peace Order hearing, Teti filed restraining orders against his foes.
So, like I said in the title, we told you he was unbalanced, and you heard it here first.
Category: Dumbass Bullshit
Wonder if he has retained the counsel of a certain PNW soon to be DISBARRED attorney. Great match up actually.
This stain will lick his wounds and undoubtedly resurface at All-Points Logistics in a few months.
Turd Teti just has to much of the “it” factor for the False Commander Phil Monkress to pass up.
Slowly, ever-so-slowly, the tables are turning and the winds of change are bringing TRUTH to the shores of those who would hide from it. Time is no friend to those who LIE for Greed and Profit. Teti is finding this out right now as we stand with the SFA and Captain Hawke in the SLAPP lawsuit teti instigated and now Discovery shall be forced to face the horrible things they allowed to happen to the Hawke family due to teti and his LIES….
The Truth WARRIORS stand with you, Captain Hawke, in this fight against DISCOVERY. This is a long time in coming and TRUTH, HONOR, & INTEGRITY shall prevail.
Discovery practices this as does teti:
“If you tell a big enough lie and tell it frequently enough, it will be believed.”
― Adolf Hitler
What Captain Hawke adheres to:
“In a time of Universal deceit, telling the TRUTH is a revolutionary act”–George Orwell
Link to Hawke Lawsuit:
http://www.briefingwire.com/pr/discovery-channel-sued-by-survival-expert-mykel-hawke
I’ll be the first.
Joe,
Suck it LONG and SUCK it HARD.
凸(｀0´)凸
You know who is responsible for all you troubles & woes?
You are.
/Duh.
you = *your*.
Damn fat fingers.
/JONN EDIT BUTTON *PLEASE*
Your know who is responsible for all your troubles & woes?
Your are.
I don’t know ChipNSA, that still doesn’t read right for me.. 😀
Smart Ass! I had to read that twice to get it. LMFAO
ChipNASA, before you type, take two deep, cleansing breaths, think of the Navy’s hottest SEAL Team, and type slowly. I promise you, your words will emerge unscrambled from your brain.
I think you had it right on your first go.
Shit…now I’m doing it to.
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(Though now considered obsolete.)
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/tew
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Bahahahahahaha ! ! ! !
Hahaha that’s awesome!!!
Wow, just wow. Not only is he unhinged, but he will go to jail for cruelty to animals. Dude needs help.
I hope he goes to jail for killing that animal and a lot more he is one crazy ass man
Once the dust settles on this “killed the dog” brouhaha, the story will be that he was extremely thirsty and he simply harvested the dog’s pee.
It appears “Titty” Teti is going full shitbag.
Loser.
Word
Teti is quickly becoming public enemy #1.
It sounds like he too has succumbed to the power of the DRC. Lawn Dart Danny must have some crazy Jedi powers.
The Crazy Side of the Force is strong, he has the Apeshit Crazy.
I don’t care one way or the other about Teti or the show, but I have to make this comment. A film crew is filming, on the set, cameras running, and nobody knows what happened to the dog? Where was the in-your-face reaction that EVERY cameraman I’ve ever seen has to breaking news? They didn’t know this would be news? They couldn’t even get anything with a long-range lens, assuming that Teti completely flipped out and shredded the dog?
This stinks, and I don’t mean a little bit. The juvenile aspect of the report (“This hippie guy and this military guy…”) doesn’t cut it. If Teti screwed up this badly, the report needs to be painstaking and factual. Was a police report filed? Where is the owner of the dog? Where is the dog now? Where is Teti now? That’s the kind of information I want to see.
You’re confusing news with TMZ. Since you probably aren’t aware of this current genre, you haven’t been exposed to this crap. Imagine Entertainment Tonight but highly sensationalized. I remember you saying somewhere that you don’t own a TV. TMZ and the like are proof that you aren’t missing much.
There’s not one scrap of legitimate reporting on this out there, but from what I can find, a dog went after a feral cat, and Teti went after the dog. No indication as to why or how. And if this happened in some third-world shithole, as GDContractor postulated below, then Teti killing the dog probably wouldn’t have even raised eyebrows among the locals — hell, they probably would have paid him for the meat and the hide. On a couple of episodes of the show that I looked at on YouTube, Teti killed every snake he found, despite Lundin’s objections. It doesn’t surprise me that he went after the dog, but I don’t see a news story in it.
“…Imagine Entertainment Tonight but highly sensationalized….”
Soooooo …. is TMZ comparable to a televised version of “The National Enquirer” …. but without the space aliens empregnating humans with Elvis Presley’s seed?
Enquiring minds want to know
Say what you will, TMZ has broke some pretty big stories like Ray Rice, Donald Sterling. Well, maybe not actually big stories, but they found the dirt on the dirt balls before others in the media.
…And the National Enquirer broke the story on that scumbag John Edwards and his “love child.”
I think that if this happened, it probably happened in E. Bumfukistan. All of their work is done in remote locations, a lot of it in 3rd world countries. Probably not a lot of local law enforcement etc. to call on, and if you did, you might not like the outcome.
His brain is damaged from drinking too much urine, no doubt.
Not actually as farfetched as you might think.
Lost a cat to kidney failure some years ago. He ended up having a major seizure episode w/residual partial paralysis; we had to have him euthanized.
Kidney failure often results – in cats, anyway – in the buildup of urea in the blood to toxic levels. Drinking anything that contains urea can’t be good for you.
The same thing that happened to your cat is the same thing that happens with all creatures that suffer kidney failure. (Condolences on the loss of your kitty. I had one die from the same problem. It’s common in cats, but that doesn’t make the loss any easier.)
Any kind of liquid intake other than water results in water being needed for metabolizing whatever a person drinks. That’s why a person will dehydrate, even if they’re drinking things like cola or tea, because it takes extra water, more than what is in the drink, to process it. Urine would be the same; the organic wastes in urine would require fresh water for the body to process it.
PN: thanks. That was over 13 years ago – but I still miss the guy occasionally.
All pets are worth affection, or you shouldn’t have them in the first place. But the connection between human and pet isn’t the same for all of them.
That particular connection was rare – and special.
There’s probably a very good reason your body is trying to EXCRETE it in the first place.
“Now he’s suing the whole world (except us, for some reason)”
Is that because you got an anti-Teti virus shot earlier?
Just like every member of the Dutch Rudder Gang, Joe Teti is his own worst enemy, I think he’s just going to keep undoing himself.
This is another example of underlying issues associated with stolen valor or delusions of grandeur. Peel the onion enough and something will manifest.
^^^WORD^^^
I was just reading the article from the Military Times dated 20 February 2015. Sounds to me like Joe Teti is nothing but a damn criminal. Yeah, that’s what I said. Sue me.
Well, he hasn’t sued me yet, either. I feel so… left out. But what do I know?
You know my real name 😀
You also know that Teti’s nickname is ‘pissboy’!
And like the DRC, this guy has yet to figure out that sunlight is the best disinfectant.
If anything, he can be a celebrity endorser for “Whizzerade” – that emergency rehydration drink that your body makes for you!
My favorite little runt. I know you read this blog little Joey. How about you tell us all about your heroics in Beirut. It’s on your resume.
Thing is you little runt, I don’t remember you. Neither does anyone else that was there. You are a little sawed off half pint of a shit that has gotten away with puffing up like a blow toad for too long.
For once in a row runt, why dont you just tell the world you washed out of scuba school in Key West and went to pick up cigarette buts on Barracks duty while the rest of us were busy being Marines.
I realize the doggy was being mean to one of your own kind pussy. Look me up sometime piss ant.
So he kills a dog on set and then threatens the crew, then his show gets cancelled AND it’s our fault his guns got taken away? Must be something to do with being a non combat veteran in a combat zone claiming to be a war hero and all..that thing. I don’t get it??
Hey Joe, where you goin’ with that gun in your hand…
Oh, wait… disregard.
My apologies to Mr. Hendrix.
Most likely Billy Roberts vice Hendrix, actually.
While Hendrix’s version is the most well-known, Roberts apparently penned the tune – possibly as early as 1956 in Edinburgh, Scotland (maybe with help from a Scottish folk singer who doesn’t share writing credit). Roberts registered the copyright to the tune in the early 1960s.
It’s been claimed to be a “traditional” song by some, but no evidence has been found to support those claims.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hey_Joe#Authorship
In the ’60s became a tradition to cover it…EVERYONE covered “Hey, Joe”. I’d almost bet I have at least 10 different versions from groups like Love.
I heard he killed the dog to get to its bladder.
There was no water to be found during the filming of the lastest life of death episode.
He had to do it!
I love it when my seemingly outrageous claims get substantiated by highly placed official sources!
When I say it is true, EVERYONE (including TAH readers) know it IS true!
Oh, I see you called it before me. So, let’s just say I veryfried it for all to believe.
I could not ask for a more esteemed verifryer! You are like E.F. Huttin!
He might be crazy, but him killing a stray mutt is a plus in my book.
Discovery has such a poor record with their military hires. Two duds in a row. Amusing people to watch, but liars none the less.
Dogs dying words:
“He killed me because I would not lick his …”.
We can only speculate what the dog was going to say.
Tragic!
Will the dog reappear on another show about the paranormal?
Man, don’t you know the networks are lovin’ this stuff! That’s Entertainment Folks! Got to find a reason to keep the public talking. Had it not been the dog, he’d have been nominated to the Foot Licker’s Hall of Shame for having his way with the barefoot dude. Either that or charged with packing his chocolate factory with some home made C-4. All the non-doers will be sitting in their Lazy Boy chairs waiting for the next episode, looking for sordid details on the explosive but unreported last episode. That is, sitting there with their pants unzipped, a bottle of scotch on the arm rest, saying, “THIS is GONNA BE GOOD!
It is a shame that Teti is getting all this crap. He is one of the best, and the show was good. One of my favorites. A real shame.
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Too bad the majority of you people don’t have any idea what you are talking about. Funny he has his guns because I used one while he gave me some tips on firing a pistol just last month. What gossip mongers you are. Shooting off your mouths without knowing what you are speaking about is really intelligent!
So is reviving a dead thread for your “friend.”