Teti’s TTP Trifecta: Challenge disabled vets to fistfight, threaten with lawsuits for “deformatation”, delete comments
Teti may have told the truth about his military record, but he can’t help but apparently lie about everything else. He’s got some self-serving bullshit up now about ”internet terrorists that feel like making slanderous remarks and death threats” which is a straight up lie and he knows it. The man is completely bereft of honor and integrity. I was going to drop it, but this guy lies, gets caught in his lie, and just makes an even bigger one.
So let’s go through the record regarding Teti’s various claims since this began. (NOTE: this one deals only with his comments, if you want to talk about his military record, search the stuff that was up before now.)
Folks, as you can see, which I totally predicted, these children obviously called FB and complained about my post. It is no longer up. I ASSURE YOU I DID NOT TAKE IT DOWN. I purposely left their post up as well. I could have deleted it…….I didn’t. I will make another offer to anyone who likes to comment on ANY web site, or any other “blog” in regards to slanderous / libelous remarks made a…bout me, or any threats you would like to make to me. My business proposition still stands, $10,000 for 10 minutes of your time. Plain and simple. I would appreciate a 24 hour heads up so that I can clear my schedule for that day in order we can have quality time together.
Let me illustrate how idiotic this one is, because he keeps saying that our refusal to respond makes us cowards. (Because, you know, we still have trial by combat today, and whoever can beat the shit out of someone else in a dark alley is God’s chosen, and obviously telling the truth.) So, I offer a counter proposition: Next time you want to beat your wife with a rubber hose, you call us, and we’ll give you 18 gazillion dollars for 10 minutes of your time to play “Go Fish.” You can see where the problem is here: it is the condition precedent. Joe can say “I never beat my wife with a rubber hose” much as we can say we never engaged in “slanderous/libelous remarks.” We know that *he* knows this as well, since he’s repeatedly threatened lawsuits for any such remarks, and yet, he has my contact info with a request to talk to his attorneys and he has yet to respond.
As for the “he did not take it down” thing….let’s review the facts. This is the email I sent him when he put that post up:
From your defamatory Facebook posting:
One blog in particular called This Ain’t Hell has a …really colorful write up on me. They were even kind enough to post it on my FB page here. THANK YOU!!!! You are making my job very easy. Folks………I highly recommend you read it if you need a few good laughs and truly see jealousy at its finest. Especially the parts where they say I have committed FELONY acts, such as arson and theft, amongst a plethora of other humorous deeds.
We have gone through each and every comment, and there is no allegation of Arson mentioned at all. The only mention of theft is from a comment that specifically cites to the source making that allegation (not us), and which Jonn expressly disavowed in his posting wherein he stated he would not engage in rumors. So what exactly is the basis for the claim that the blog This Ain’t Hell has “sa[id you] committed FELONY acts, such as arson and theft”?
10 minutes later the post he had up came down. Now Occam’s Razor: more likely that Facebook violated their own terms of service by taking down a posting on Teti’s facebook without any valid reason; or that Teti himself took it down when it was pointed out he was lying?
To my fans, don’t even waste another second of your time even responding to this. The beauty of this is that they did all the work for me, only rallied my fans behind me, showed there is not a single person amongst them that has a back bone, and lastly, proved to me how some people choose to live their lives not in pursuit of happiness and peace, but to try to bolster their miserable lives by trying to tear down others. Truly diluted people to say the least. To be honest, the true pay back for me is that they get to spend the rest of their lives like that.
“Diluted” people? What the hell is a diluted person?
Um, Joe, since you wrote that above, you’ve discussed us 3 times and deleted all of our comments. We haven’t written about you once until now. None of us writing here about you has a backbone, but he does, proven by his heroic ability to delete comments.
I must admit……these guys should all get medals for adding a new level to term……..low life’s.
Oh, that is one hell of an awesome zinger! Medal for new level to term “low life’s.” Holy shit is that hilarious! <<oh my aching ribs>> Dude, you should be on comedy central.
Obviously these poor souls can dish it out, but cant take it…..so I am being very careful on being politically correct as so I don’t upset them again and they have this post taken down to. I can promise my fans, I will find out who made the call to me threating my life, and they will be dealt with accordingly. This is the MO of these guys. Textbook. They attack, duck under their rocks and behind their computer screens and think they are cool. They skirt the 1st Amendment juuuuuuuust enough to stay in the grey………right up to the point where I got a death threat. Sorry guys……..can’t skirt that one. It will take me some time to connect all the dots and a few bucks, and I am already in the process of doing so. But it will be the best money I have ever spent. Every PENNY.
We dished it out on a blog post (which he was encouraged to respond to), and haven’t deleted a single comment from any of his fanbois. Meanwhile he’s deleted all of our supportive comments on his Facebook. Remind me again how it is us that can’t take it?
The fact that he thinks we are skirting the First Amendment shows that this moron doesn’t have enough brain power to make a Christmas tree bulb blink. We’re not even close to the First Amendment. No one here has made a statement of fact (as opposed to an opinion) which he has disputed yet. The only thing that would implicate the First Amendment is your false claims that we accused you of felonies. You know we never did, the record shows we never did, and you claimed it without support.
I’ll go a step further. I don’t believe that the so-called death threat ever happened. Maybe it did, but I doubt it. It seems a little too pat don’t you think? At this point Teti can claim water is wet and I would still demand verification. So, someone try to find the police report on this. Let’s help him find the guilty party if there is one, because I know it wasn’t Jonn or myself. My money is on Nessie or Sasquatch.
This will be my last post in regards to those blogs and individuals that love to talk crap via the internet, and don’t have the courage to face the person man to man with the charges you are placing on him. There is a term for that……..its called a coward. Wear it with pride…..your certainly earned it. SALUTE ! ! !
This will be his last post, except the three posts that follow it! Again, what charges? No one accused him of anything. He’s totally making up all these fake charges, as anyone can see from reading the previous posts. He’s a liar. There’s your statement of fact. Either that or he can’t read. And I love his definition of “coward”. We’re cowards for not meeting him in a street fight over the fact we never made “fake charges”? In what world does that even make sense? He falsely accuses us of claiming he engaged in illegal behavior, and his answer is to threaten us to some sort of idiotic duel in a dark alley? Yeah bro, here’s your sign.
Then he closes that one with a Bible passage, because as Jesus once said, if someone strikes you, the best thing to do is to challenge them to a fight and offer them $10k.
Then, after assuring us he was done talking about it, he waits three days (and has 2 other posts about us) and gives us this gem:
Folks…..after long thought I have taken down the ridiculous banter and foul language from these internet terrorists that feel like making slanderous remarks and death threats, because I could see that it was effecting a few of you. My friends on this page don’t deserve to have to deal with this type of behavior. I could have deleted them on the spot, however, I left them up for a few days so you guys to see for yourselves how sick some of these people are. I do have screen shots for future use. I want to thank each and every one of you for your support and kind words. You have my deepest apologizes for having to read this stuff, and the insulting demeanor and language these folks feel they have to use. Find it in your hearts to forgive these people, and pray that they can come to terms with their own short comings and demons. All the best, Joe
Bwahahahahahah. The good Christian is calling for prayers for us after bearing false witness against us. Now that is funny.
You can tell a lot about a guy by his reactions. Jonn write up a post concluding that Teti had substantially told the truth, and he responded by going batshit over it.
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I still don’t understand why Nessie had to be dragged into this. Poor kelpie.
TSO – Just so you know, I think you’re on “double secret probation” with Teti.
“Bear Whiz” is taken, I’ve seen it on t-shirts in the Branson, MO area, Hmmmm,… “Panther Piss”? It’s an old nickname for moonshine. “Wacko Water”, maybe?
Is this true? Apologies if someone linked it or referenced it already, but it’s from his own website.
“Q: Your bio says you were in a “government counter-terrorist unit”. Which one were you in?
A: This is the 2nd most asked question I get. Here is the bottom line. I am bound by law not to reveal the name or the “unit” inside this organization. This organization is not like any other “special operations” unit, in the fact that once you are “out” you can tell other people you were in this particular unit. A good example of this are guys that served in a Tier 1 unit, either Delta or DEVGRU (SEAL Team 6). Their identities while active duty are closely guard secrets, however, once they are out, there is nothing “legally” prohibiting them to disclose on a resume or a job application that they served in one of those units. The unit I was in prohibits me from disclosing my involvement… for life. I can never disclose details of my participation or involvement any further than I have done thus far. And what I have disclosed has been approved by that organizations legal department.”
He is somewhat good… he (and phantom bloggers, fans?) now has everyone taking juvenile shots at him. Yes he’s been juvenile (or ass-hat/clown) and shot at this blog and others first, but is the subject of his “combat vet” status now somewhat sidetracked?
Bv: This is the laughing at him phase of his demanding attention which most of us were not interested in giving him in the first place.
@105, I wanted (without success apparently) to point out that no one was “attacking” him on that original post, but he’s managed to convince his fans that we were. I have no desire to try to change his fanbois opinions, since that largely ain’t gonna happen no matter what. But I also didn’t want to drop entirely, because he continues to snipe from behind cover and erase all comments which don’t give him a hand job. So. I just sniped back, trying to note that he’s lying.
@104, that is from tittys web page? thats total horse shit. there is no unit you can never disclose you were a member of. why does he distinguish Seal 6? whats wrong with Seal 3? oh right, they are famous and have video games and such.
he wont disclose because it was a private company that hired him as a contractor. he wasnt james bond or some super secret squirel with moroco mole following him everywhere, he was a contractor who is allowed to disclose his EMPLOYER, not unit, to anyone he wishes. he is hiding behind the same secret squirel excuse that every SV tournament champion has used for years!
* Teti’s Tiny Tap Tee Tee Tempest In A Teapot. *
“It’s a mouthful, but it’s worth it. ”
// LMFAO
@104. Could be. he only names two of the Big Three counterterrorism outfits. The third one, the CIA’s Special Activities Division, he doesn’t. But given his poor command of the written word, and lack of discernment, not to mention his temperament and “Look, look, look at me, I’m on TV and was a Secret Operator” schtick, it’s doubtful.
and active duty SEALs can disclose they are SEALs. ive known more than a few who are always proud to show their trident.
@104: Smells like BS to me.
Unless of course he is talking about Fight Club, in which case he has already broken Rule #1 AND Rule #2. 😉
I’ve already good reason to doubt his assertions about his experiences in Israel. If I could attach a time frame to when he served there, I’d be better positioned to actually call BS. And even if he did, it’s a giant whoop-dee-do on any resume but over here. We call it “vacation in Sderot.”
Not that I’m trivializing diplomatic security, but with friends who do work border security over there for Israel, the concept that this point on his bio carries some kind of gravitas is, well…my microwave is a “hot spot” for roughly the duration it takes to reheat day old coffee, too.
martinjmpr: as I recall, certain people din’t like it when participants broke rules 1 and 2. Or even speculated on the possible existence of the club. (smile)
And I still wonder about the stones it takes to call oneself an OEF/OIF vet when one was a contractor, not to flog the dead horse.
My old CSM at 1/501, Mike Kelso, of the Ranger Hall of Fame, served in Rhodesia voluntarily. (http://www.tradoc.army.mil/pao/people_portraits/April%202005/045305.htm) If it doesn’t run counter to our foreign policy, I don’t see any shame in saying “I am a combat veteran as a contractor” and losing any credibility for it. In fact, for the premise of his show, where the Cody fellow demonstrates far more domain knowledge than Teti, you’d think it would be his training vs. GWOT activities that carry the most relevance. Would anyone draw “survival” expertise from life on the FOB? Even if he were an OEF/OIF veteran, even if occupying outlying JSSs, that would mean there’s 100,000+ folks equally qualified for his job.
Maybe Discovery should stop seeking out prior service military and start looking for Boy Scout leaders and over-indulged white adventure sports guys. I believe Teti has considerable experience. If I were prone to envy, I’d envy mostly getting into NG SF. When I was with Guard LRSD, we had guys driving from several states just for jump status.
I hope he reads some of this and tries to simmer down. No one has to eat all the eggs.
Smitty, it’s simple: he uses SEAL Team 6 because he knows about it and so does everyone else, but who knows anything about Team 1, Team 2, Team 3, for for that matter, Team 9?
Oooo! Big secrets! Ultra secret squirrel secretions!!
Basically, if something isn’t common knowledge to people like Teti, they don’t have a basis for fabrication. Even so, I knew so many sailors who could make up better sea stories than Teti’s pack of twaddle.
Unless I’m mistaken (and Hondo will dig it up), the only people who could not discuss anything about their ‘jobs’ under any circumstances were the Navajo codetalkers and the Brit and American crypto people during WWII. The codetalkers couldn’t even tell their families where they were. Others were the crew of the USS Indianapolis, which delivered The Bomb to Tinian under radio silence and was torpedoed. And the physicists at the University of Chicago, who were working on the first controlled nuclear chain reaction. I’m sure there are more examples from WWII than just these.
There were also the test pilots who flew planes into or near atmospheric nuclear tests in the Pacific during the Cold War. They were Honorary Members of the Royal Order of Flying Guinea Pigs, or something like that. I only know about them because the daughter of one of them was on NPR several years ago talking about the hoops she jumped through to find out what had happened to her father, and I haven’t been able to find out anything about it anywhere since then.
Teti’s psychobabble is just that: babble. He’s full of crap. And the more he foams at the mouth, the sillier he looks.
Hey, Teti, you titless wave, it’s 3:30PM my time. I said 2PM, you braindead twink! Where were you?
Ahh, the empty, unfulfilled exposure of his e-peen.
Ex-PH2: there’s a brief account of what one of those test pilots encountered and reported (name was given as “Merony”, if I recall correctly) in Richard Rhodes’ book about the development of the H-bomb, Dark Sun.
The guy flew into the mushroom cloud shortly after the Ivy Mike test on 1 Nov 1952. The test was of a 10MT device and was executed at Enewetak Atoll on an island that no longer exists: Elugelab Islet.
Elugelab Islet no longer exists because the test vaporized it. (Edited to add: before and after aerial photos can be found here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elugelab )
The pilot flew into the mushroom cloud some time after the detonation (don’t recall how long). His description likened it to flying into a furnace. Coupled with the fact that his radiation detection equipment was going bonzo, he indicated he found the impact “staggering”, made a 90 degree turn, and exited the cloud virtually immediately.
Video of the Ivy Mike test may be viewed here. Detonation occurs shortly after the 4:35 mark.
Sheesh, who pissed in Teti’s cornflakes?
@120, he did, right before he ate them.
Hondo, that sounds about right. The woman who talked about that said her father and his copilot (flying a bomber) flew into one of the clouds and were incinerated, according to what she was told after tracking down information about those tests. Basically, they never had a chance.
So my question for Teti is, if he drinks urine, does he also eat bugs? The UN thinks it’s a healthy diet and will reduce CO2 levels.
http://feeds.nbcnews.com/c/35002/f/653378/s/2bdda454/l/0Lvitals0Bnbcnews0N0C0Inews0C20A130C0A50C130C182324590Eun0Eurges0Eeat0Emore0Einsects0Eseriously0Dlite/story01.htm
@120
Apparently, he did it himself.
10k to fight Teti?
I’m in.
Good luck Green Thumb. I called his bluff and got deleted and blocked.
He didn’t show up in the parking lot at 2PM. Laid an egg.
@126, I had no plans to get in a fist fight over this. I just wanted to see what he would say if someone called him on it.
He’s kind of predictable. Call his bluff and he makes excuses and says he’s being picked on or threatened.
I know it’s a little late in the game but I’d like to throw in my suggestion for the naming of his “special brew”. How about Goatsy Stout? Since he’s turned into a gaping asshole.
Disclaimer: Do not look up Goatsy!
#109 – I agree with you. he is hiding behind something, apparently the TV show either knows or doesnt care that he is hiding behind this story. Companies dont go out of their way to seek punishment for NDA violations.
I was fine with him until he started lying about a blog that my wife refers to as my “therapy” or “veteran pron”. Nobody here attacked him and he knows it.
He’s a thin-skinned prima donna who probably needs some sort of professional counseling.
I think that he is channeling the TV show “The Unit.” Quite a lot of his narrative comes straight from their story line, emphasis being on the “story” part of that clause.
Sounds like he’s either out of touch with reality, or he’s well on his way to becoming a typical Hollywood Spooge Sponge.
Any respect I might have had for his honorable Marine/NG SF service has been completely tarnished by his attitude. The guys clearly in need of some mental help. I hope he doesn’t snap and kill Cody when their out in the “wilds” of Nevada.
I was thinking about blogging on this, but I’d rather not get on his or his fanbois list. I have enough problems with my health and my daughters graduation.
I will say this however, Mr. Teti appears to be suffering from little big man syndrome, and he really should seek psychological help. If he continues in the vein he is in he might actually find himself being reported to his states mental health professionals for an involuntary psych eval.
Today on survival on the FOB, we learn which offices in a Battalion Level shop maintain Coffee the longest, where to hunt for Rip-Its left unattended within the fridges, who to talk to about getting that oh so lovely class one supply account so you can order Snapples, and where to go on the FOB for the best pizza that actually is not made with goat milk cheese!
All this and more right after the commercial!
#137,
Hey, I resemble that remark! My survival skills kick in when the near-beer supplies dwindle. Fortunately, the PX started stocking it, so I can forage there.
Goat cheese pizza? People in LA and NYC pay top dollar for that shit, ya know.
“Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No! But I do it anyway, cause it’s sterile and I like the taste”
Question: Did he ever see active combat as a contractor?
I just had to revisit this to keep my survival skills sharp.
Something else about this guy raised some suspicions I had, so I looked him up on Scotty’s Stolen Valor page.
On his resume, he claims to have worked for Triple Canopy, Inc., doing security (PSD) in Iraq from 2000-2002 and for all people? Paul Bremmer.
For starters, we didn’t cross the line-of-departure until the 19th of March, 2003. But the real problem is this:
Amb. Bremmer didn’t get into country until May 2003 when he replaced Jay Garner. The only PSD guys we saw lurking around were State Department types, and a few guys from Aegis Security (Brits), but not much of anyone else.
Teti recently showed up in coastal NC to promote High Speed Gear in Swansboro. I made sure to provide a link to the original story on their facebook page along with my opinion that I wouldn’t use his infamy to promote anal bleaching.
Where do I start? First, I am a civilian who has unfortunately taken a bizarre interest in this confusing soap opera that from what I’ve seen started with Mykel Hawke against Joe Teti. Why has no one here questioned Mr. Hawke’s motivation for persistent revenge against a former teammate and good friend? What started this two years ago and why? I have serious doubts about Joe Teti but I do as well about Mykel Hawke. It’s no wonder folks like myself have numerous questions about what actually is the “Truth”. Systematically dissecting a man apart piece by piece would have a serious impact on anyone’s mind and I cannot help but question those actions against a former friend and warrior. Is all this about honor? Or is this all this about hatred and revenge?