Tuesdays with Claymore

| January 27, 2015

Military DUtelligence

…and I can see obsession from my house!

Hey, didn’t you work for Enron?

All his heroes have mayo

Sex Jet, where “stowing your luggage” has two meanings

“Well, except for the bitter clingers”

John who?

Is that because they’re not sure what it is?

Because “Great” Recession…as in Great Load of Horseshit.

DUers are Constitutional scholars…yes they are.

Taxing the shit out of everyone and giving money away will “rev” economy. Say wat?

Hillary’s diverse shades of pale

Inequality…as far as the eye can see.

Winner winner chicken…hotdog?

Democrats…they just critique themselves too much…because they care.

And the Blue Falcon award goes to…

The only “super bowl” these idiots like is one they get in Colorado. See what I did there?

Zooey Deschanel may be related a Civil War-era hero…which would be the most interesting thing about this dumbass, but I digress.

Threats have tripled…TRIPLED!!!

…then Alan Grayson crawled out of a hole. A-hole.

Dreaming of a white Christian

Cubans love Castro so much, they came here to destroy us for him

Hillary/Elizabeth, because Repuke dudes hate skrong wimins

Playing in traffic

“Go go Uncle Joe, we don’t like Hillary no mo’!”

Pffft. What a bunch of vaginas.

…or otherwise known as “new constituents”.

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Ex-PH2

It’s like a bad train wreck, with 150 cars flopping off the rails all at the same time, spilling their contents (mostly garbage and used babywipes) into the town that just happened to be located on that rail line.

You don’t want to look, but you just can’t help yourself.

Just one small peek. Just one. And then you realize that the zombies were actually driving that train when it wrecked.

Bobo

I couldn’t even get through the stuff about their hero Wes Clark crap winning Serbia though an air campaign alone. Honestly, even though I was surrounded by these folks for years, I still can’t understand how anyone could exist with such a misunderstanding of history and current events.