Our apologies to Dennis Chevalier

| December 8, 2014

Since February, we’ve been riding Dennis Chevalier pretty hard about how he claimed to be a Lieutenant Colonel in the Air Force and his lack of military service. Well, recently we uncovered proof that he really did have military service, in the Texas Army National Guard;

NGB 22

Yes, he served in the Texas Army National Guard for 20 entire days – he got an “Uncharacterized” discharge for an “Erroneous Enlistment” and he was discharged at the rank of E-3, which is almost as good as a Lieutenant Colonel who flies airplanes. So we apologize for doubting his commitment to military service.

I’m just guessing here, but because he entered the Guard as an E-3, he must have told the recruiters something that wasn’t quite true about his experience and the TXNG found out it wasn’t true and decided to divest themselves of his presence. But, like I said, that’s just a guess given what I know about military service and enlistments.

Category: Phony soldiers

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Mustang1LT

Deutsche:
*Der Bumpen*

Green Thumb

There were probably some sweaty balls “der bumpen” Chevy’s taint last night.

ChipNASA

Chin too GT.

CHEVY GARGLES BALLS!!!

ChipNASA

Maybe he needs to learn about blumpkin’….(not Safe for Google) for when he’s enjoying himself at the local correctional facility.
/pucker up butter cup.

ABNDVR

Little correction 😉

Deutsch:

Der Schubs

even though I know what you where aiming for, but c´mon german is such a funny language 😀

Mustang1LT

Italiano:
*Bumperoni*
*Gestures furiously with left hand*

ChipNASA

For you and Denny Mustang1LT

Yankit Denny went to town
Playing with this baloney
Stole his wife’s grapes and the cheese
And LT said “Bumperoni”

Chorus:
Yankit Denny, can’t get it up
Yankit Denny girley
Put his bald head in the loo
And give that bitch a swirly.

Denny Limp dick, posted lies
“I flew a C-130”
8 women saw through his bullshit
And kicked him to the curb-y

Yankit Denny, can’t get it up
Yankit Denny girley
Put his bald head in the loo
And give that bitch a swirly.

Then he teamed up with some retards
They are all real winners
The Dutch Rudder Gang can go fuck themselves.
Go eat a big shit dinner

Yankit Denny, can’t get it up
Yankit Denny girley
Put his bald head in the loo
And give that bitch a swirly.

😀

/thankya..thankyaverrymuch…

Mustang1LT

AWESOME!
Now I’m even quoted in song lyrics….

ChipNASA

Just a bumpity bump bump bump for those that didn’t get to see this little ditty for Dennis yesterday. (And the rest of the DRG)GFY

ChipNASA

Time for the daily bump and grind….

HOWDY CHEEESEDICK!!

ChipNASA

Morning…it’s Go Fuck Yourself Friday!!!

Mustang1LT

I don’t see nothing wrong,
With a little bump and grind.

Mustang1LT

Bumping and bumping.

Green Thumb

Chevy-lair must get tied of all of those nuts bumping his chin and his taint.

Or maybe not….

ChipNASA

He’s NUTS. Gram Em’!!!

/Or in Heavy Chevy’s case…Hey, NUTS! GRAB THEM!!
/work it Chevy.

ChipNASA

Hey Denni Penny,
How’s it going? Too bad your little group is getting flushed down the old “terlet”.
Hope you like Tossed Salad.

ChipNASA

Hey Heavy Chevy…is this you? Are you John Wayne? Are you vacationing in Israel??

http://wtop.com/world/2015/04/israel-nabs-repeat-cheese-smuggler-from-west-bank/

ChipNASA

“April Shower Bring…FUCK YOU DENNIS!”

Remy DePew

Looks like blobfish posted again on his blog, dated 23 June… just won’t stay down, will he?

Just an Old Dog

link please? I cant find anything after his “Last word on TAH” entry last August

HMCS(FMF) ret.

Dennis Chevalier/Denny Chevalier (GOOGLE PIMP SLAP) should remember posting this on a coin blog a long time ago:

Hello Sir,

I have never seen a more impressive collection of challenge coins for sale. Most of mine were taken or stolen over the years. I had over 33.

It cut me to the bone when they were taken.

You are not only selling an impressive selection of coins, you are re-producing memories of the friends I lost and the comfort

Now I am on that same road. I have been diagnosed with cancer because of my service during the Gulf war from the burning oil wells and those will be left for my son.

I was an aircraft commander of a C-130 H model during Desert Shield/Storm.

I know you are busy and do not want to waste your time reading letters. After all you have a business to run; however, I just wanted to let you know that what you are selling are more than pieces of metal with paint and pictures. They are reminders of a life of “Service”, a life of “Honor”, and a life-long commitment “So others may live”.

Regards,

Dr. D. Chevalier

Lt. Col. (Dr.) Dennis H. Chevalier, IPC, CPPP, member-ACFEI, USAF-Medically retired

Executive Director -Behavioral Science Unit

Investigative Psychological Criminologist
The Consortium of Scientific Investigation and Research ® Member in good standing-The American College of Forensic Examiners International

http://www.behavioral-sciences.org/“www.behavioral-sciences.org

mailto:criminalprofiler@charter.net”psychologist@charter.net

“http://www.behavioral-sciences.org/”http://www.behavioral-sciences.org

It’s half way down the page at the following website:

http://www.9thinfantry.bravepages.com/cousins.htm

The ‘net never forgets, Mr. Cheezy Blobfish with the phony peeHdee

Hack Stone

Well, at least this explains the story behind that seven pounds of cheese.

http://www.latimes.com/food/dailydish/la-dd-cheese-addictive-drugs-20151022-story.html