Tuesdays with Claymore
Russia Today…bastion of moderation.
In socialist DC, the ACA screws YOU.
Throw me into that briar patch.
Election analysis: loser Dems lost because they refused to embrace Teleprompter Jebus
Too old, too stupid, too communist…whatever.
Progressive president is needed to “save” the country?
Federal government should make the states comply…yeah, let’s try that.
Gamergate…because every other problem ever has been solved, so let’s obsess over this shit.
Up next, pesky student loans and iPhone bills.
Fauxcahontos’ Heap Big Medicine Show
…but don’t ever say they don’t support the troops.
From the “Hey, why didn’t we think of this first!” file.
“Seeking a better life”, now a good excuse for virtually anything.
First they came for the centrists, but because I don’t care…meh.
This just in, GOP set to “steal” 2016 election (fyi, steal = win to a leftist shitbags).
It’s like Star Wars, except Darth Vader is on the Rebel side and Chewie is married to the president.
Pure as the man-made global warming induced winter precipitation.
Right wing corporate media controls MSNBC…uh…ok.
I think the word you’re looking for here is ‘pussy’.
And yet no one bothers to watch Al Jazzera. Go figger.
…or, “Nancy Pelosi changes subject when confronted with a direct question.”
Americans won’t vote their best interests because they’re stupid.
Berlin Wall? Torn down by community activists. True story.
Key to winning? Lie and control the bench.
…sort of like having sex with your teacher when you’re homeschooled.
Oh please, don’t forget the willing accomplices in our public schools, they deserve credit too.
On DU, fake “capitalists” love Communist China.
Welcome to 1984, Mr. Progressive shitbag.
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