Weekend open thread
MCPO requested an open thread with this picture which us “dog robbers” stole from some phony lawyer on the West Coast. While we’re talking about dog robbers, we’ve been getting almost daily visits from someone known for being a bit of a nutjob;
I guess that’s the price of our rent for living in his head. He tried to comment last night, but it didn’t work. So sad, too bad. I keep hoping for another late night phone call, but I guess he doesn’t have the pubes.
Category: Open thread
Gotta love that deranged fake CPO on the West Coast.
Speakin’ of the wannabe devil, he and Dallas Wittgenfeld are STILL accusing THE WRONG MAN of being me.
I AM Clyde Diddit!
Me as well.
No you don’t. A few more days and I’ll be headed back “out west” for some fun and hearing the rustling of the bushes in the afternoon breeze.
Interesting but can be a grind sometimes.
NHSparky……I live out West, close to your destination. I live on the Columbia River. We’ll not on it but a great view. If your “out west for a few days, get my EMail from Jonn. Beers;Brandy; Cigars. Pretty relaxing spot!
I’m a bit more concerned about the seemingly deranged POTUS and his weak-ass speeches, foreign and domestic policies.
Do you think Putin would make the moves he has if Regan or GW Bush were still in the White House? Putin smells a weak, gutless, disinterested empty suit in the Presidency. Ths is scary stuff….I am truly worried about this country for the remainder of Obama’s term.
Other than that, he’s doing a helluva job!
I suspect this. Obama told Medeved he needed more time until after the elections on something. The invasion of the Ukraine I am willing to bet, is the item Obama asked for some time on. Now, here we are and Putin being his old hardline commie self likes that he could push Obama down the chart. Why? Because, one commie will take advantage of another commie at the drop of a hat pin. Most likely if Obama were president of Ukraine, Putin might even take him out. That is how lackluster, slack jawed the man or boy as the cased may be, is.
What do yo uexpect from someone who wears a beige suit to a press conference?
And that color is SO wrong for him!
I have a question. On the right margin, where there are thumbnail pictures of FB users that like TAH….is it just me or are there more hot chicks than there used to be showing up there. I hesitate to say it, but I think our wit, foul language, and sarcasm has chummed up a few lovelies. If not, the idiot squad might have employed some fembots I guess. When they are not busy looking at us I hear they can shove a pretty mean catheter beyond the prostate. Which is nice. Hello girls.
As the second youngest regular here, I second the welcome.
I’m sitting here waiting to meet my new grandaughter. I’m watching my other grandaughter while my daughter and son-in-law are busy with the birth.
Twist…Congratulations! I am praying for them that they are all healthy and well.
Twist – ditto to Sparks message. Health and happiness……what else does one need (aside from a few bucks in the bank)! Enjoy your weekend.
Now is your time to see all the things you missed while your own daughter was growing up. ….And, didn’t God make them pretty?
Congrats, grandpa!
Congrats, sir. I hope your daughter comes through it as easily as possible. God bless.
Congrats, Twist! Good on ye!
Ex-
I thought of a new character for your books/novels.
A true villain: Philo McMonkress.
PM can be the one who steals from kids after the tooth fairy visits them. Or before for that matter if the teeth have gold or silver fillings. The tooth fairy being one of his nemesis.
Parents tell stories of PM to their kids to set them straight.
Kids are afraid to say “Phildo McMonkress” three times believing that he might show up.
Sky is the limit.
How ’bout making him a critter that enjoys stealing candy from kids as well?
Thanks, Green Thumb. I was thinking of something along those lines, just like you. A true nasty man who smells bad, too, like moldy mac & cheese or something.
He could be outfitted with a head ban with a feather, a fake Brevard County Sherriff’s Badge and a Navy SEAL Trident.
And the candy, he probably uses that to entice kids.
No matter how you shape it, he is still a maggot of the lowest order.
I don’t have all the details but she is now born. I got the text from my formally pregnant daughter’s twin while I was getting the keys to my new house. What a day and it isn’t even noon yet.
Not to sound callous but I already had the appointment to get the keys set before she went into labor. I’ve been living in a 27 foot RV for the last three months with a 12 and 9 year old. I figured getting the keys would increase their chances of seeing their next birthdays, figuratively speaking.
Isn’t that baby premature?
LABOR DAY is tomorrow!
Many congrats grampa Twist! Got my first grandson in February and I’ve spoiled the boy rotten. Already shopping for his first racecar
It’s the weekend…time to take a big, fat Giduck…is there any other kind? John Giduck, the turd with a face!
Duckwalk, people, duckwalk!
How about Psul Wickre, the bedwetter with a face like a dick ?
Or Commander Phil Monkress at All-Points Logistics who likes turds and dicks?
Normally in tandem as he continues to avoid inquires seeking clarification of his Native American, SEAL and LEO claims to include the status of his transportation concerning the revocation of his DL for a DUI and the subsequent SC implications.
When you ask you are referred to the “legal department” and then hung up on. The “legal department” at APL does not seem to exist.
What a great leader and CEO.
Not.
I think we should all take a great big John Walke, the greatest piece of shit traitor that ever graced the halls of any Navy institution. That man deserved to die a very painful death and I hope he got exactly that…
I am going to a beer and food fest at our local farm.
PS: I am a Chief … He IS NOT! Na, na, na, na … NAH!
Whereabouts….upstate?
Spring Valley. I am wearing Khaki colored CPO Pride Tee-Shirt, olive drab cargo shorts, tan ball cap with subdued US flag.
I am 5′ 6″, 162 pounds, black hair and I walk with a cane.
Pedigree has been provided in case the phony lawer wants to call locals on me. But they already know!
Ta Ta!
I thought being a Master Chief automatically increases your height.
I thought it was being overweight that increased people’s heights all of a sudden! 😈
I’ve been one All me bloomin’ life!
There’s a CPO selectee car wash down the road from me. I think it’s time to go share some knowledge.
Beer and ribs. Six hours in the smoker. Mac and cheese as well as slaw to go along with.
Takes a lot of energy to rustle bushes, doncha know.
You ain’t just whistling Dixie, brother!
*Rustle Rustle*
*Rustle Rustle*
OVER!
Paul K. Wickre is like that common sense challenged guy that keeps walking into the same part of a wall instead of trying to walk around it.
Oh yeah, Daniel Alan Bernath was never a CPO in any capacity… actual or honorary. It’s former PO2 Daniel Bernath.
Mr. Bernath, Esquire, is a Cheeseburger Patty Officer (CPO) onboard Chevalier and Associates. He is in charge of my legal department. Mr. Wickre is also a Cheeseburger Patty Officer onboard Chevalier and Associates. He is in charge of my electronic counter measures department.
Show those two associates some well deserved respect.
Both of those clowns have mad “ball” skills.
Would those be cow patties? Something tells me that they are scatophiles and worshipers of Sterculius.
I bet it must burn the Wick-lickre up knowing that we are talking about him and he can’t say a thing.
He’d be more agreeable if he’d just stop cheeking his psychotropic medications.
Forwarded to me by a fellow Marine, this is f’in great. Here’s to the airwingers and airdales who turn wrenches and fix what pilots break. Stolen while lurking on an HC-6 squadron website. From the enlisted perspective, but also applicable to nose pickers and ‘control stick actuators’. Absolutely hilarious! You Might Be an Airedale If…. You may have been in Naval Aviation if you’ve ever worked at, or done at least 1 of the following things: Slept on the concrete (or flight deck) under a wing. Wished your jet would drop a Mk 84 on Ho Chi Min’s/Saddam Hussein’s house. Ever said, “oh yes sir, it’s supposed to look like that.” Drank water from a scuttle-butt that had more JP than H2O. You know what a pointy head is. You consider ‘moly b’ fingerprints on food an “acquired taste.” Have sucked LOX to cure a hangover. You know what JP tastes like. Used a black grease pencil to fix an over worn tire. You have a better bench stock in the pockets of your coveralls than the squadron can supply you. Used a piece of safety wire as a toothpick. You’ve ever had to say, “my boots are still black!” You’ve ever spray painted your flight deck boots with gloss black spray paint. Someone has tackled you right before you cuss out the squadron Ops Boss over the radio. You refer to a pilot as a “control stick actuator.” You’ve ever been duct taped to a tow bar and doused with PET and sand. You’ve ever been told to go get “some prop wash and a yard of flight line from supply.” Worked a 14 hour shift on a jet that isn’t flying the next day. You’ve ever said “as long as it starts every other try you’ll be fine sir.” You’ve ever considered a traditional Thanksgiving dinner to be a turkey sandwich in one hand and a wrench in the other. You’ve ever jumped into an intake to get out of the cold. Stood in the jet exhaust to keep warm. You’ve ever been told to tow the jets… Read more »
A real Sergeant can swear for ten minutes without using the same word twice.
That’s a fact, twist. And can also insert the “F” word in between syllables. A fanfuckingtastic skill.
A great NCO can use every word in the book in the same sentence without it being insulting.
It’s a joke.
I’ve done many of those… And I’m no stinking Airedale.
Well, school has started once again. I’m hoping I can keep up. The Lyme Disease is heading in the right direction, but very slowly.
On an unrelated note, we really need to start the Tourney!
I’m pretty sure I can predict who will win. Even if he doesn’t, we should give him an HONORARY mention.
Aye, the winner is in no dispute, so I’m focusing on who’s going to take the rest of the fecal four slots. I nominate winner, Cheeseater Mcblobfish, the Rotund Ranger for three. I can’t decide otherwise.
You never know.
You just do not.
You never can tell who will step it up and when.
Daniel Alan Bernath is the honorary winner of this year’s horse’s ass medal. This year’s tournament is going to be a formality, we know that the non CPO has this in the bag. Once that formality is over, he’ll officially be this years stolen valor award winner. It’ll no longer be an honorary title, it’ll actually be a title.
With that being obvious, I’m certain that Mr. Blobfish (Allegedly LTC, CAP, Ret.) will be a somewhat close second!
Oh, a question for Jonn; are you a billionaire yet from all of Psul Wickre’s clicks on the men’s fetish stuff ad in the corner of the blog? 😀
Almost. I’m rich because he had to change his name. We made his other name famous and not is a good way.
Loan me a cool mil, bro. I got some hot action going down here in the ATL…Bernath never has been nor will he ever be a…..CPO!
Speakin’ of which, Daniel A. Bernath and Dallas Wittgenfeld CONTINUE to openly accuse THE WRONG MAN of being me.
I am Clyde Diddit!!
Paul (of the Ballsack).
Sheesh.
Extra turd.
This coming Thursday 04 September 2014, I’ll be lying on a gurney as they administer a lethal injection, and then cut my throat.
My last words will consist of counting backwards from one hundred.
Previously, the condemned man enjoyed a hearty last meal.
Even if the surgery is successful, the VA says they’re going to refuse to pay for it, even though it’s for a Service Connected condition, which is life-threatening, and the operation can only be done at Memorial Hospital in Gulfport, Mississippi, as the local Biloxi VAMC doesn’t have the necessary neurosurgery capability.
Yet they’ll do addadicktome’s and chopadicktome’s to Bradley Manning et al.
Prayers John. Keep us posted.
Prayers out John, get well soon!!
Bernath is not, was not nor will he ever be a Genuine or Honorary CPO. PERIOD!
This IS the issue. PERIOD!
Any questions?
OK … Carry on!
Yup. Also, Bernath and Wittgenfeld ARE STILL accusing THE WRONG MAN of being me.
I am CLYDE DIDDIT!
They are both cowards and morons.
I do not think anyone has ever argued that.
Saying that both of them are cowards is like saying that water is wet and shit stinks!! Another opinion I have of them is that they are blithering idiots as well!
I have a question. Steak or burger after the hearing? It’s going to be too early for me to buy you a beer, but red meat in the preferred thank you before First Watch.
I got some paperwork the other day.
I had a great laugh reading it.
EOM
Peckerwood tried to post? Sind Sie ficken scheissen mir?
Well, then may I assume all is quite quiet on the western front?
http://news.yahoo.com/woman-uses-her-gun-ward-off-abduction-190207403.html
I like this one:
http://dailycaller.com/2014/08/30/saudi-arabias-king-isis-will-reach-america-in-two-months/
So, does this meant I have to get some gunpowder therapy by the end of September? I have to rework my budget, if that’s the case.
So I challenged the Sergeant Major of the Army to the ALS ice bucket thingie. He just emailed back;
Jonn,
Thanks. I cannot do this in my capacity as SMA. I have looked at the ALS not for profit site. Not very much of contributions (only 27%) goes to ALS goes for actual research-however the CEO is paid 338,000 dollars per year.
I can’t support that type of organization.
Good Luck
SMA
Yeah, well, everything he said was true, but how much does the SMA get for making decisions like “no more tattoos” and “you guys are getting shot by Afghan turncoats because you don’t respect their culture”.
Almost 80% of ALSA’a budget goes to what they claim to do, 7% goes to administration of the organization (salaries, etc…) and 13% goes to fundraising according to their tax filings last year.
I told you that DoD lawyers wrote ROE for the ice bucket challenge so the SMA could get out of doing it – they wrote that two days after I emailed him.
Jonn,
I am doing a ALS ice bucket challenge tomorrow.
Goes like this:
I am blind folded, on a inclined piece of wood, wet towel is placed over my mouth and nose, ice bucket is above my head and face and a long wire is attached on 30 degree angle.
A model airplane flown by Bernath runs out of gas (simulating actual events) and slides down the wire … crashes and tips the ice bucket over!
I love water boarding … It ain’t that bad and neither is Bernath!
Ta Ta!
Just read in the Bugle Blast where the services have told their folks NOT to mention their military affiliation when doing the challenge.
A weasel answer.
Yes, he can’t do it as SMA Chandler.
If he wanted to, though, he could put on civvies (I’m sure he owns some) and do it as Raymond Chandler, private citizen.
What’s next, will he require Army Personnel to wear a K-pot, goggles, and a PT Belt if they decide to do it regardless if they’re in civvies?
I already did it. It was more fun watching my wife douse herself with the ice water.
I did one. Along with my two brothers. Our Mom was diagnosed with ALS about 2 years ago. Unbelievable the physical changes she’s gone through.
She does have a pretty cool chair though. It was provided free of charge by the ALS folks. Well over $28k. Doesn’t fall under research though. It’s in the other part that “doesn’t count” according to the SMA.
We will be passing it on to another ALS patient when she no longer can use it.
The fuck SMA Chandler can’t do it…Wear your f’ng civies, Chandler! Don’t be such a *PUSSIE*…you f’ng pussy. Is he eligible for *dickweed* status?
Eligible, hell. He’s already achieved it.
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News from my end of the world:
1. I picked up a rather unfortunate cold. Hopefully it will break by tomorrow, or else I’ll have to press on with a fuzzy head and a rough cough.
2. The Associate Dean of Men here is ex-Navy; HMC (FMF) Rogers. Great guy, he’s really helped me and the rest of the Freshmen adapt.
3. I’m going to talk to the Army recruiters on Tuesday about joining the Reserves. As some of you may remember, my parents aren’t horrifically keen on this path, so I expect to be talking with them soon.
Check out the National Guard as well, some States offer pretty good bennies that the Reserves don’t, things like college tuition.
Definitely going to second this suggestion. It’s the same training, but most states offer additional benefits over the GI Bill. I went to a full 4-year university between my GI Bill and state tuition assistance without debt.
The issue is I don’t think I’ll have the time commitments to do the National Guard. It’s several times a week, isn’t it?
Benefits wise, Hillsdale doesn’t accept them (it does accept salary if I put it there). However, sponsors will pay the same amount my way, which allows me to “save” those for later and still get that money now. In other words, I get to use GI Bill later, but get it’s worth now.
Some States, Louisiana and Florida to name two, offer free tuition at any State-owned school or partial tuition reimbursement at a private college. Like I said, it’s worth looking into! And no, National Guardsmen only drill once a month just like the Reserves, but they’re also subject to being activated by that State’s Governor in the event of an emergency or natural disaster, that’s referred to as State Active Duty (SAD). Active Duty and Reserve Personnel have one Commander in Chief (The POTUS, of course), but National Guard troops have their State’s Governor as The State CiC. And yes, Guardsmen also do the two week stint in the summer that’s referred to as Annual training (AT), hope that answers some of your questions!
Actually, the time sink is the same for the Reserves. National Guard also has a state mission, but they can’t penalize you in school or work if you are called up.
Hope that cold gets better soon, FW. I wish you luck with the reserves; your parents will come around. Godspeed.
Love the name change, Junior. My brother just made it to Sophomore in High School, actually.
Good for him. Enjoy being freshbait again 😀
Had a hearing test done today, and after the close proximity IED dets while in Iraq and playing guitar for years through 100 watt Marshall amps, I have no measurable hearing loss. Not bad for pushing 50 years of age.
Two phonies in the hopper for first thing tomorrow morning, and there should be a Wickre post early next week. So I’m going to go sit on my new porch for a bit, ‘k?
Enjoy. It takes a lot out of you to be as mean and nasty as some trolls claim you are.
Can’t wait. Nothing I enjoy better than reading about the latest adventures of the King of Soiled Spandex.
Enjoy your new porch, it’s been awhile since we got to laugh at some of Psul’s epic stupidity, can’t wait to read about it!!
Imagine the shenanigans that could have occurred since the last post on ol’ Psul now that he’s combined and emboldened his stupidity with a person who is not, never was, and will never be a CPO, honorary or otherwise, a blobfish with a cheese addiction, and a 65 year-old skydiving drunk. The suspense is killing me!
I wonder if he still claims he is an FBI Agent?
And then there are the other updates which will be occurring over the next several weeks.
Will definitely make my time “out west” far more enjoyable.
I was just walking my dog in town, and, while looking both ways before crossing the street like a good boy, I saw, for one magical moment, the back of a truck with the following decorations on the back in bumper sticker form:
—a Master Parachutist Badge
—an old UDT badge
—a CIB
—a CAR
—a Silver Star ribbon
—a Ranger Tab/Scroll.
I stopped, held in rapture by the radiant phoniness, just as the car sped around a corner before I could memorize the license plate. Looks like Robert Danny Hay’s little brother has relocated to my hometown…
Get some pictures if you can, sounds like another critter that’ll be fun to dogpile onto before he gets internet-fried!!
I will if I see the douchebag again.
Please mark your calendars for a very important date coming a wee bit later on THIS month!
Wednesday 17 September 2014 is Constitution Day, the 227th anniversary of our divinely inspired Constitution of The United States of America.
http://www.archives.gov/education/lessons/constitution-day/
As authorized by Army Regulation 670-1: 30-6, “Wear of Medals on Civilian Clothes”, the observance of Constitution Day is an appropriate occasion for military veterans to wear their full-sized medals on their civilian Sunday-go-to-meetin’ suits.
http://writesong.blogspot.com/2011/10/proper-civilian-wear-of-military-medals.html
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGS5rgt0Gus&feature=player_detailpage
“PARCHMENT, QUILL, AND THE PEOPLE’S WILL”
Words and Music by:
JOHN ROBERT MALLERNEE
Tuesday 21 October 1986
Ogden, Utah
VERSE # 1:
Parchment, quill,
And the people’s will
In a sacred land;
With sword and pen,
The rebel men
Made a noble stand.
CHORUS:
The light goes forth
Throughout the World
To shine for all to see.
“We, the People” forevermore
Born of God to stay free!
“We, the People” forevermore
Born of God to stay free!
VERSE # 2:
Freedom’s light
Was born of fight
Against a tyrant king.
Nothing’s free
Or comes easily.
You work for everything.
VERSE # 3:
Federal power
Can grow by hour,
The Founders warned us all.
Search and fight
For what is right,
Or you’ll see Liberty fall!
Please mark your calendars for a very important date coming a wee bit later on THIS month!
On Thursday 18 September 2014, the citizens of Scotland will vote in a national referendum on INDEPENDENCE from England!
http://scotreferendum.com/
On Thursday 18 September 2014, when Scotland votes on INDEPENDENCE from England, those of us who are of Scottish descent might consider wearing our tartan kilts on that day.
You DO have a kilt to wear, don’t you?
http://youtu.be/bbWnBX6BY5A
http://youtu.be/TGS5rgt0Gus
Some people just don’t get it.
Well, I’ve been trying to get it, but it keeps slipping away.
But – – – ,
I’ve got pizza and root beer in my refrigerator, and ice cream in my freezer.
What else does anyone need?
Boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!!!
It’s MIDNIGHT!
Do you know what that MEANS?
Crossword puzzles at the “WASHINGTON POST” newspaper’s web site, i.e., the “SUNDAY CHALLENGE”, the “POST PUZZLER”, and the “SUNDAY CROSSWORD PUZZLE”!
Ain’t that neat?
Ain’t we got fun?
Usually, the “POST PUZZLER” is the best one.
So, my east coast types, particularly New Englanders:
WTF?
You consider lobster rolls a delicacy, but the second I mention fish tacos, you look at me like I just sprouted a third head.
And good on the employees of Market Basket for sticking to their guns and getting their old CEO back. Here’s hoping that works out for you.
Yo, man. Save me three fish tacos, they’ll go great with a bottle or two of Budweiser. lol. 😎
I replaced my well pump last Thursday, after the water cleared I had water sampled. It came back positive for bacteria.
So, I shocked the well:
Mix 2 quarts of bleach in 10 gallons of water (or for you Army types who have trouble with math, 1 quart in 5 gallons … do this twice). Pour 10 gallon mixture down into your well. Tell the occupants of your house or in the case residents of West Virginia, Mississippi and parts of Florida who live in trailors, not to drink the water till further notice. Stick your garden house from outside spigot down the well and recirculater well for one hour. For those living in a trailer, use this time to remove disguarded tires, appliances and the couch that have littered you front yard since the early 1970’s. After one hour stop the recirculation and open all cold warter taps ’till you smell clorine, close all taps. Dump addtional 2 quarts bleach to 10 gallon of water mixture down the well. Leave well system idle for 12 to 24 hours. After 12 to 24 hours set up as many hoses on your garden spigots and pump the clorine laced water towards your neighbor that you least like. If you get along with all your neighbors pump the water away from all streams, ponds, run off areas as to permit evaporation and dispersal of clorine. Once water is clear of clorine smell outside, flush all hot and cold water faucets, baths and showers in the house or trailer. If you live in a trailer and are jealous that you down have a bath or shower … just pretend!
Re-test your water after 7 to 10 days.
If you have a water treatment system, placed your system in bypass mode before you commence the above procedure.
I wish getting ride of ALL bugs was this easy!
Oh … Your water sample will come back a big fat ZERO on bacteria … It ani’t called “SHOCKING A WELL” for nothing!
New York City has wells?
I am at my FOB upstate.
I make it a point to test the water at least twice a year. Home Depot makes very easy testing kits. So easy, even a BT can do it!
Kidding!
But I also take a sample to the lab every couple of years. While I could sink $5k into radon mitigation, I don’t live in my basement and there are lots of other things out there that’ll kill me long before radon does.
And I bet security has been set. Over.
http://youtu.be/bC2XIGMI2kM
CONGRATULATIONS ! ! ! – – – to ALL of the females at the “THIS AIN’T HELL” web site!
Tomorrow is LABOR DAY, and we all know what THAT means, huh?
I looked around our favorite fake lawer and CPO’s little webpage, and he’s gone extra-wacko today, and is STILL accusing THE WRONG MAN of being me.
I’m Clyde Diddit, A Proud Infidel.
Really? What’s the weasel up to this time, Clyde?
He has a picture of Thor with Psul’s face photoshopped onto it with the statement “Wickre effect, Hammer down” with another statement glorifying DallASS and himself along with a “Stolen Valor Reich Echelon Chart”. he’s been Grade AAA bonkers all along, but it looks to me like he’s gone full turbo on batshit craziness this time, and he’s even been ragging on SCPO (Ret.) Don Shipley!
Nothing but a bunch of narcissistic, diseased shitbags.
PBAMF.
That is all.
Some people like to think I’m kind of a big dumb ape, so here’s to them:
Speaking of Psulie-boi and death threats, I never did see his ninja duckweed death squad.
You think DullASS just got too drunk and sore from pounding his own face in the pavement?
More like nuts pounding their chins.
Duckweed…dickweed.
Fucking autocorrect.
Maybe it’s just me, but I don’t get the (feigned) outrage over a bunch of self-indulgent attention whores who had nude pics of themselves “stored” in a place accessible to hackers now having those supposedly embarrassing pics made public. Maybe it makes sense to someone, but no one here is buying any of it. And we are wondering just what they are really selling.
Not that we actually care about any of it. It just makes us sad that this now passes for news.
Everyone wave to Paulie.
When’s that post on Psul coming out? The suspense has been killing me the entire three-day weekend!
Happy to.
Hey! Psulie-o the Uncoolie-o. You’re still a dipstick, the personification of self-important silliness, bisschen Schweinstucker.
Enjoy your evening. 😛 😛 😛
Hi Psulie-boi.
How’s live as a shit-flinging monkey treating you, ya mouth breathing fucktard?
I would like the honor to close this weekend’s open thread with a very long letter to everyone’s favor former state guard member:
Dear Dennis Chevalier:
Go fuck yourself.
Sincerely,
The Pineywoods NCO
Dear Dr. Formage LeTwat,
Enjoy the heat!
Ta Ta …
I think you guys are being mean to Psul.
Wait… That was my sarcasm mode.
Carry on. Sorry.
The Wickre post goes live at 1800hrs. tonight. Be sure to read the Wickre vs. Monkress filing.
Cool Beans!
Wickre vs. Monkress? This ought to be classic.