Tuesdays with Claymore
“…a Republic, if you can keep it.”
If only Jesse Jackson or Al Sharpton were available.
Rarer than an Amish porn star.
Capt. Pantsuit will fix everything.
Hey MAYBE Muslims oppose killing, you don’t know.
“We should be there by the busload! Hey…anyone got money for bus fare?”
White people be all like, “naw, cain’t do any of this”.
Gay communist (boggle) lectures on capitalism.
Iran says that watching prOn makes you hit puberty early. True story.
Jake Tapper is a little gassy.
Brilliant. Truly insightful. No, I really mean it (not really).
WTF is this DUmbass talking about?
Focus on race, because feelings are better than facts.
White opinions matter less than everyone else? BINGO!
“One shot away from anarchy”, they say wistfully, almost hopefully.
Category: Tuesdays with Claymore
Cyberdyne? HAL?
Did Skynet go active already and nobody told me?
Dave Bowman: Open the pod bay doors, HAL.
I’m sorry, Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that.
Dave Bowman: What’s the problem?
HAL: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.
Dave Bowman: What are you talking about, HAL?
HAL: This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.
Dave Bowman: I don’t know what you’re talking about, HAL.
HAL: I know that you and Frank were planning to disconnect me, and I’m afraid that’s something I cannot allow to happen.
Dave Bowman: [feigning ignorance] Where the hell did you get that idea, HAL?
HAL: Dave, although you took very thorough precautions in the pod against my hearing you, I could see your lips move.
(In case anyone does not know what this is, see 2001: A Space Odyssey.)