How can I get in on this game? I’ve had no word, or email, threats, summons, ANYTHING, from Bernutless. I’m jealous of youse guys, youse gets to have ALL teh fun.
Make an obviously satirical comment about TSO having recon teams of time-traveling KGB agents watching Bernath 24/7 from his talking bushes and let his tiny brain interpret it as a death threat.
MCPO NYC USN Ret.
10 years ago
Bernath is not, never was nor will he ever be a Genuine or Honorary CPO. PERIOD!
Oh and open sources are reporting he his probably the most reckless pilot ever to attempt flying without proper training.
His flight record will show!
Oh and his skills as a lawyer are as, if not more, impressive.
Oh and his skills as a lawyer are as, if not more, impressive.
His flying his airplane was a foreshadow of his trying to be a lawyer career. Both crashed… just like his claims of being an honorary CPO, which turned out not to be true. 😈
Seems like this guy wants to keep re-enacting the stock market on bad days. 😯
And this is all about the claim of being a HCPO. He has attempted to make it about something else. Well, that is not going to happen. The support I have is way above DB’s paygrade … So let allow real attorneys and jury to decide.
Not including a block of cheese? 😯 Good move. We don’t want Dennis Howard Chevalier eating all of your hard work. 😀
Club manager
10 years ago
When phony (General) K.D. Toney, whose telephone number happens to be (502)(502) 475-8559 which I obtained from my called ID when he called to threaten to sue me (all of us actually) for outing him with his national IOOF office. They actually gave him the title of General of Tennessee or some crap, and the phony lives in Pembroke, KY, near the TN line. I was going to let it alone after the IOOF national guy talked to Jonn, but then I noticed he lives near Fort Campbell – the home of many bona-fide heroes. So I did a media dump on his with the DD Form 214 extract and photo attached. I also picked up that this four year enlistee was not awarded a Good Conduct Medal which would explain his high grade of Spec 3 at discharge. Not bad work if you can get it going from E-3 to General.
The Specialist ranks had just been introduced as Toney was discharged and they were a little different than the Specialist system most of us are familiar with. The E-grade for SP3 was E4. SP2 was E5, SP1 was E6 and Master Specialist was E7.
Since Toney the tiger is near Campbell, I wonder if he’s friends with Visconi.
Got it, thanks. But the guy still did not receive a Good Conduct Medal and you have to figure almost 60 years later, once a douche bag, always a douche bag.
HS Sophomore
10 years ago
I thought this might me a good place to mention these two totally legit PJ’s I found lurking in the late Master Sergeant Soup Sandwich’s Facebook.
“Going to war without France is like going to war without an accordion.” GEN “Stormin’ Norman” Scwarzkopf
Fsckity-Fsck
10 years ago
Has John Giduck been right about his dire Beslan-like predictions? Nope. Has Dave Grossman ever killed anyone? Nope. they do share one thing: neither of them has ever been in combat.
Tell me again why cops or anyone pays for advice from these two? Giduck needs to go back to diverting money from non-profit grants to send to the Sudan and violating ITAR.
John Giduck and his hag are turds with faces.
Still serving(currently in Afghanistan)
10 years ago
As an Army officer, I don’t comment much(even though I want to). I do appreciate this blog and enjoy reading it while deployed. I have done multiple deployments and do not like posers, those who embellish, liars etc….. I’m not a war fighter, just a medical guy who tries to keep the troops healthy and alive. Keep up the good work!
Thanks for what you do, Sir, because of that, a lot more of us Grunts come back home alive and well!!
Green Thumb
10 years ago
Commander Phil Monkress of All-Points Logistics is a criminal and a conman.
Valkyrie
10 years ago
I was so hoping for a weekend thread! Thanks Don Jonn!
Two items I wanted to mention. My 11 year old son won 1st place at his school for a speech competition. He was at my parents house when some neighbors came over to discuss the natural gas pipeline a company is trying to put in through the protected wetlands out there. My parents didn’t even know he was listening much less interested. He researched pipelines and wrote a speech against them that night (he’d sorta forgot he had to do a speech, this was Sunday night at 7:30 his bed time is 9). He is now going to get to give the speech to the county and hopefully win a scholarship for college. He also wants to go to the public meeting about the pipeline hosted by the company and read his speech to them. From the mouths of babes, right!
Also I got a bow for Mother’s Day. My smartass kids bought it at the dollar store and it came with 3 arrows with suction cups, and cost (you guessed it) $1.00! I don’t know if I should beat them or return the favor when they reach 16. I’m sorta proud of the little assholes.
And it being Saturday night I’m wondering if I’ll have to call 911 for the 3rd weekend in a row.
Happy weekend to all and a wonderful Mother’s Day to all you Mommies, and to you Daddys that are raising kids on their own!
I’m a speech and debater myself. It’s hard but rewarding, and besides, we get all the girls (:D). Tell him congrats from a guy on the internet. Oh, and I’m still waiting on your daughter’s email (smile).
If I had a way for you and I to exchange info, you’d have it. Are you on Jonn’s Facebook? If so I’ll find you there tomorrow night. Look for a friend request from a 400lb bald woman. Don’t except that one I’ll be the one after it.
I’ll use Facebook because I don’t/can’t check my email.
OAE CPO USN Ret
10 years ago
Random musing of the day: Does Bernath harass the estate of William Shakespeare for this death threat?
Henry The Sixth, Part 2 Act 4, scene 2
“The first thing we do, let’s kill all the lawyers.”
Okay, I saw you mention that yesterday, and the thought occurs to me – how in the world does Beneath, who describes himself as physically, emotionally and mentally crippled to the point that he stays curled up in a corner, with occasional forays out to cram a catheter up his ureter, unable to walk save with crutches, manage to fly an aircraft all the way from Oregon to Florida?
In a related thought, how does a “100% combat disabled” loon like Witless manage to eek out a living jumping out of airplanes dressed in a clown suit, presumably to scare small children?
Congratulations to her and you for raising her! Graduation is a very proud day!
3/17 Air Cav
10 years ago
Talked to my son today. Twelve years in tha Air Force. Eight more to go. He’s a E-6.
Has acquired two AA degrees, plus a B.A. Since he joined. I’m so proud of the boy. He represents. Everything that’s good about the military!
Susan
10 years ago
I am sure the next comment is not going to go over well, but sound legal strategy is not always the thing that feels best in the minute.
To those of you currently engaged in litigation – your comments here are admissions of party opponents and are admissible as a hearsay exception, please keep that in mind.
To those not currently involved in litigation, do your best to avoid it. Litigation is expensive (good lawyers are expensive), plus the suck it puts on your time and energy (and the fact that it has to be disclosed on some job forms) makes it something to try to avoid. Also, juries are very unpredictable.
My personal opinion is that Mr. Bernath has an ego to talent ratio imbalance. He has convinced himself that he is a great legal mind who should be feared. Instead most people seem to think he is a joke. God knows that if I got the pleadings he has filed from an associate, I would make them start over. These docs are disjointed, tell no story, and seem to be simply cut and paste jobs. However, desperate people do truly stupid desperate things and then someone gets really hurt.
I am not suggesting that anyone take anything down. But how about a Bernath free week? We dint talk about him, unless it is a purely factual case update. Nobody returns emails. While being ignored may irk the self important little prima Donna, I think the rest of us could use a good cleanse.
I think that you are spot on with your assessment of Birdbath and what an absolute pain in the ass and unwanted stress this idiot’s “legal” filings haven been.
The first thing that punk did when he came on here was demand everyone’s name and address so he could sue them.
There has been absolutely nothing that remotely can be considered a threat on here.
He is a serial litigator, and no matter how nicely he was called out as being a fraud he would take the same course of action.
This is a game to him, one he has played over and over. He is a bully and a blow hard.
While it’s prudent to not do anything that a reasonable person would think of as threatening, there is no reason to cower away from opining on what we think he is. A person with documented moral character flaws who has been repeatedly diciplined in his profession and practices deception by ommision or outright fabrication of the facts
I would, myself, like a year without references to the pretender in the Northwest Kingdom. I have stuff to do that is far more important than that individual. (Notice I did not name names or say ‘who’.)
In fact, I consider cleaning the birdbath much more important than paying attention to some whiny, mendacious, self-important mushroom growing in the rainforest area of the Pacific Northwest.
HS Sophomore
10 years ago
Trying to simultaneously recover from mono and prepare for finals. Fuck my life.
Ouch, and all the best! It hit me in college around finals, and that did indeed sucketh mightily. Best thing the doc did for me was a shot of B vitamins, which did help a bit. Good luck!
HS … Listen up. I just got back from Jamaica. I met this dude Chris Blackwell (google). While staying at his place I got hammered on his dark rum. The next morning nothing hurt but my head. Cronic back pain gone, right knee fine and all worries of the world forgotten.
In the FBI they call that a clue … Dark Rum fixes everything!
God love ya, and after the now-impending divorce I’m lookin’ you up.
Fsckity-Fsck
10 years ago
Tried my best to take a huge John Giduck…big steak and an extra large burrito…just had gas so I guess it was still like John Giduck after all. All offensive gas.
Old Trooper
10 years ago
You know you own an old pickup truck when you spend your Saturday putting in a new water pump (I hate the half pump housing bullshit that they do these day. Whomever came up with that idea needs to be skull punched), complete that task, feel pretty good about doing it with no leaks. Then, as you walk away, you notice that there is a piece of metal hanging down, so you look closer and find that one of the metal bands that hold your gas tank up have rusted to the point that it broke. So, now you have to take the box off and put new tank straps on before you can drive it, again.
I used to have an Austin Healey Sprite. I only Drove it in the warmer months.
I knew that the clutch was going to stick every year between the pressure plate and flywheel.
Most of the time I could push start it, keep the clutch pedal down and drive it around and it would free its self.
Ever couple of year I would have to pull the engine and transmission to free it up.
I loved and hated that car. Positive Ground, Lucas electric, Lever Arm Shocks, SU carbs. It was like the engineer had a box of it looked good on paper parts and used them all in one place.
Marine_7002
10 years ago
Kirjath Toney continues to stick his head in the sand. Received this from him when I emailed him:
“I did not promise you any thing,I promised them to someone else,everyone that needed to see them has already seen them.”
Yes, Happy Mom’s Day to all you Moms. We remember, especially, the Gold Star Moms on this day and the Moms of men and women now in service. Good Moms are everything. Everything.
I would “like” to say in the next month but I am not sure yet. I’m looking at a couple but would prefer to get the kids tablets first. If you need to send me something go ahead and send it and I’ll use my brother’s to check it. Just let me know when you send it so I’ll be sure and check it.
Yesterday, my daughter and her husband surprised us with the news that we are going to be grandparents! Yippee!!
A couple of years ago, Jonn confirmed that the creep my daughter was dating was a Stolen Valor poser. Because I loyally read This Ain’t Hell, I was suspicious within a couple of days. Fast forward to today and we now have a fabulous son-in-law and grandbaby on the way!
I am so thankful that all is well with all of my children. It’s exciting to see them turn into successful, hard-working adults, making their dreams come true.
Thanks again Jonn and This Ain’t Hell, for being part of it.
I use Sophos. Less expensive than Norton and protects you against some real nasty stuff.
But if you want to get rid of Norton, you will have to have it correctly uninstalled or it will lock you out of your computer. Staples will do that for a modest fee, and then install the Sophos for you.
Rod Serling
10 years ago
Imagine, if you will, a person being at a festive gathering of active and retired military types. Imagine that as he grabbed a plate of BBQ and looked for a seat, there was a guy with a Chief’s Assn t-shirt. Aha!! Imagine further that he sat beside him, thanked him for his service, and struck up a conversation. Imagine that he led the talk to TAH, and the mission there, explaining the SCOTUS stance, and them offering the mission to the citizenry. Imagine that the Retired Navy Chief agreed wholeheartedly, which opened the door to talk of a phony Honorary Chief, (that raised his eyebrows). As the person began telling of the poor photoshop, the retired Chief said: “At the Chief’s Facebook page we have been discussing someone like that. Seems he was a Navy photographer or something.” When the added stripe was mentioned, he laughed and said: “That’s the guy, bald, scroungy looking asshole.” He was told of how Bernath has become the personal self-starting, slinky toy, perfectly willing to kick himself down the stairs with his asshattery. One of the better lunch conversations this person has had. Normally he would have looked for a Special Ops type to sit with, but that Chief’s shirt was just too much of an attractant. Imagine this good call.
I have the same problem with my “electronics”. They’re not made for prolonged use, you know? Haha!
Ex-PH2
10 years ago
I mowed the lawn, put the clippings in the pickup bag, trimmed the bushes, and then got out the Weed-B-Gon.
Yes, it does what it’s supposed to do, but you’re not supposed top spray it on YOURSELF! So the hose kinked up, the sprayer head shut off, and I pulled the hose toward me to unkink the cheap thing, and the sprayer kicked in just in time to splash me with weed killer.
And my mouth was open. No, I did not swallow. I spit.
I went right into the house, turned on the kitchen sprayer hose and sprayed my face, rinsed my eyes (I was wearing my glasses, but you never know), and the front of my t-shirt where the weedkiller sprayed me. I also spent an hour rinsing my mouth out with cold water and just about that time, thunder started rumbling in the west. So I have completely destroyed my DNA, I will probably shrivel up and die at the roots and the damn weed killer will be so diluted by rain that it will not kill the dandelions.
And then I realized that I had no idea if the stuff was going to kill me or just give me diarrhea, so I had to look up the Poison Control number, because I don’t have it on my list of numbers to call.
However, from now on, every time I look at Weed-B-Gon, I’ll think of bernutsless’s hogwash claim that he ‘ingested poison’ back in the long ago. My person opinion about that is that he’s so full of shit, he wouldn’t know real poison if it was right in front of him.
Bernath is not, never was nor will he ever be a Genuine or Honorary CPO. PERIOD!
Oh and open sources are reporting he his probably the most reckless pilot ever to attempt flying without proper training.
His flight record will show!
Oh and his skills as a lawyer are as, if not more, impressive.
See you in court!
How can I get in on this game? I’ve had no word, or email, threats, summons, ANYTHING, from Bernutless. I’m jealous of youse guys, youse gets to have ALL teh fun.
Make an obviously satirical comment about TSO having recon teams of time-traveling KGB agents watching Bernath 24/7 from his talking bushes and let his tiny brain interpret it as a death threat.
Bernath is not, never was nor will he ever be a Genuine or Honorary CPO. PERIOD!
Oh and open sources are reporting he his probably the most reckless pilot ever to attempt flying without proper training.
His flight record will show!
Oh and his skills as a lawyer are as, if not more, impressive.
See you et al, as to, to wit in court!
His flying his airplane was a foreshadow of his trying to be a lawyer career. Both crashed… just like his claims of being an honorary CPO, which turned out not to be true. 😈
Seems like this guy wants to keep re-enacting the stock market on bad days. 😯
And this is all about the claim of being a HCPO. He has attempted to make it about something else. Well, that is not going to happen. The support I have is way above DB’s paygrade … So let allow real attorneys and jury to decide.
But one thing IS for sure … He is no CPO!
Hey MCPO, can I get in touch with you via phone or email?
*Drops off some hearty Viking Stew, sweet rolls, and cold ale and hot mead for everyone*
Recipe on request 😀
Not including a block of cheese? 😯 Good move. We don’t want Dennis Howard Chevalier eating all of your hard work. 😀
When phony (General) K.D. Toney, whose telephone number happens to be (502)(502) 475-8559 which I obtained from my called ID when he called to threaten to sue me (all of us actually) for outing him with his national IOOF office. They actually gave him the title of General of Tennessee or some crap, and the phony lives in Pembroke, KY, near the TN line. I was going to let it alone after the IOOF national guy talked to Jonn, but then I noticed he lives near Fort Campbell – the home of many bona-fide heroes. So I did a media dump on his with the DD Form 214 extract and photo attached. I also picked up that this four year enlistee was not awarded a Good Conduct Medal which would explain his high grade of Spec 3 at discharge. Not bad work if you can get it going from E-3 to General.
My post was posted before I could edit it, apologies for the grammar but you get the idea.
The Specialist ranks had just been introduced as Toney was discharged and they were a little different than the Specialist system most of us are familiar with. The E-grade for SP3 was E4. SP2 was E5, SP1 was E6 and Master Specialist was E7.
Since Toney the tiger is near Campbell, I wonder if he’s friends with Visconi.
Got it, thanks. But the guy still did not receive a Good Conduct Medal and you have to figure almost 60 years later, once a douche bag, always a douche bag.
I thought this might me a good place to mention these two totally legit PJ’s I found lurking in the late Master Sergeant Soup Sandwich’s Facebook.
https://www.facebook.com/sasha.lachinski?fref=ts
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000646191117&sk=photos
Jonn, Hondo, could you fine gentlemen give these guys the fame they appear to be looking for? Thanks.
*SNARL* *GNASH!* NEW CHEW TOY? *WOOF!*
Has to be a pair of dumbasses.
Happy Mothers day you Mothers.
New game, give two seven year olds electronic fly swatters, Let it get dark, turn the porch light on and tell them to have fun.
I swear its like watching two jedi ninjas. They zap each other more than they do the bugs.
Best idea, ever!
I can’t get the fly swatter away from my Mom though. She has so much fun playing with it.
Ever nail a wasp or a dog fly with one and watch it roast as you hold the switch button?
Working with the French Army. Interesting:
http://chrishernandezauthor.com/2013/07/09/working-with-the-french-army/
“Going to war without France is like going to war without an accordion.” GEN “Stormin’ Norman” Scwarzkopf
Has John Giduck been right about his dire Beslan-like predictions? Nope. Has Dave Grossman ever killed anyone? Nope. they do share one thing: neither of them has ever been in combat.
Tell me again why cops or anyone pays for advice from these two? Giduck needs to go back to diverting money from non-profit grants to send to the Sudan and violating ITAR.
John Giduck and his hag are turds with faces.
As an Army officer, I don’t comment much(even though I want to). I do appreciate this blog and enjoy reading it while deployed. I have done multiple deployments and do not like posers, those who embellish, liars etc….. I’m not a war fighter, just a medical guy who tries to keep the troops healthy and alive. Keep up the good work!
Thank you for stopping in and taking care of your fellow troops! I wish you good luck and I am sending happy thoughts for all y’all.
Thanks you for your service, and keep on keeping on.
Stay safe and come back in one complete piece, alive.
Thanks for what you do, Sir, because of that, a lot more of us Grunts come back home alive and well!!
Commander Phil Monkress of All-Points Logistics is a criminal and a conman.
I was so hoping for a weekend thread! Thanks Don Jonn!
Two items I wanted to mention. My 11 year old son won 1st place at his school for a speech competition. He was at my parents house when some neighbors came over to discuss the natural gas pipeline a company is trying to put in through the protected wetlands out there. My parents didn’t even know he was listening much less interested. He researched pipelines and wrote a speech against them that night (he’d sorta forgot he had to do a speech, this was Sunday night at 7:30 his bed time is 9). He is now going to get to give the speech to the county and hopefully win a scholarship for college. He also wants to go to the public meeting about the pipeline hosted by the company and read his speech to them. From the mouths of babes, right!
Also I got a bow for Mother’s Day. My smartass kids bought it at the dollar store and it came with 3 arrows with suction cups, and cost (you guessed it) $1.00! I don’t know if I should beat them or return the favor when they reach 16. I’m sorta proud of the little assholes.
And it being Saturday night I’m wondering if I’ll have to call 911 for the 3rd weekend in a row.
Happy weekend to all and a wonderful Mother’s Day to all you Mommies, and to you Daddys that are raising kids on their own!
That’s excellent 🙂
I’m a speech and debater myself. It’s hard but rewarding, and besides, we get all the girls (:D). Tell him congrats from a guy on the internet. Oh, and I’m still waiting on your daughter’s email (smile).
If I had a way for you and I to exchange info, you’d have it. Are you on Jonn’s Facebook? If so I’ll find you there tomorrow night. Look for a friend request from a 400lb bald woman. Don’t except that one I’ll be the one after it.
I’ll use Facebook because I don’t/can’t check my email.
Random musing of the day: Does Bernath harass the estate of William Shakespeare for this death threat?
Henry The Sixth, Part 2 Act 4, scene 2
“The first thing we do, let’s kill all the lawyers.”
I wonder if they will have a copy in the prison library?
Wow … As his world closes in on him, he can’t help but to make things worse. He is quite the creative writer.
If he believes for one moment that I am concerned, afraid, less attentive or worried about resources … He is wrong.
His own words and actions will be his down fall.
The attention he has created for himself, is catching up now.
He can’t even fly to another state without everyone stopping, pointing and laughing.
See you in court.
Okay, I saw you mention that yesterday, and the thought occurs to me – how in the world does Beneath, who describes himself as physically, emotionally and mentally crippled to the point that he stays curled up in a corner, with occasional forays out to cram a catheter up his ureter, unable to walk save with crutches, manage to fly an aircraft all the way from Oregon to Florida?
In a related thought, how does a “100% combat disabled” loon like Witless manage to eek out a living jumping out of airplanes dressed in a clown suit, presumably to scare small children?
Them, the Globe Theater owners for providing the venue for the threat, and probably the entire town of Stratford Upon Avon as well.
My daughter celebrated her 24th birthday today… And graduated from college. Hell of a special day. I’m so damn proud of her.
Congratulations to her and you for raising her! Graduation is a very proud day!
Talked to my son today. Twelve years in tha Air Force. Eight more to go. He’s a E-6.
Has acquired two AA degrees, plus a B.A. Since he joined. I’m so proud of the boy. He represents. Everything that’s good about the military!
I am sure the next comment is not going to go over well, but sound legal strategy is not always the thing that feels best in the minute.
To those of you currently engaged in litigation – your comments here are admissions of party opponents and are admissible as a hearsay exception, please keep that in mind.
To those not currently involved in litigation, do your best to avoid it. Litigation is expensive (good lawyers are expensive), plus the suck it puts on your time and energy (and the fact that it has to be disclosed on some job forms) makes it something to try to avoid. Also, juries are very unpredictable.
My personal opinion is that Mr. Bernath has an ego to talent ratio imbalance. He has convinced himself that he is a great legal mind who should be feared. Instead most people seem to think he is a joke. God knows that if I got the pleadings he has filed from an associate, I would make them start over. These docs are disjointed, tell no story, and seem to be simply cut and paste jobs. However, desperate people do truly stupid desperate things and then someone gets really hurt.
I am not suggesting that anyone take anything down. But how about a Bernath free week? We dint talk about him, unless it is a purely factual case update. Nobody returns emails. While being ignored may irk the self important little prima Donna, I think the rest of us could use a good cleanse.
Susan……..I agree with you. I’ve grown weary of the daily bernath tirades.
I’m more than ready for the conclusion to the Bernath diaries!
I think that you are spot on with your assessment of Birdbath and what an absolute pain in the ass and unwanted stress this idiot’s “legal” filings haven been.
The first thing that punk did when he came on here was demand everyone’s name and address so he could sue them.
There has been absolutely nothing that remotely can be considered a threat on here.
He is a serial litigator, and no matter how nicely he was called out as being a fraud he would take the same course of action.
This is a game to him, one he has played over and over. He is a bully and a blow hard.
While it’s prudent to not do anything that a reasonable person would think of as threatening, there is no reason to cower away from opining on what we think he is. A person with documented moral character flaws who has been repeatedly diciplined in his profession and practices deception by ommision or outright fabrication of the facts
Amen. Birdbath takes it in the ass.
I agree.
I don’t run from conflict, bullies and Valor Thieves I run towards …
TO use the words of Wittgenfeld from a recent Email,
Who is Bernath…
I would, myself, like a year without references to the pretender in the Northwest Kingdom. I have stuff to do that is far more important than that individual. (Notice I did not name names or say ‘who’.)
In fact, I consider cleaning the birdbath much more important than paying attention to some whiny, mendacious, self-important mushroom growing in the rainforest area of the Pacific Northwest.
Trying to simultaneously recover from mono and prepare for finals. Fuck my life.
Ouch, and all the best! It hit me in college around finals, and that did indeed sucketh mightily. Best thing the doc did for me was a shot of B vitamins, which did help a bit. Good luck!
Chicken soup will cure everything.
But you got hit with finals, too? Oh, that sucks, grasshopper.
B-complex vitamins, stuff that makes you laugh, sleep and chicken soup. You’ll be fine.
HS Sophomore
Have faith. Everything will work out fine.
Same crap hit me while I was in college decades ago, HSSophomore. Yeah, it sucks the royal wazoo.
Do listen to the doc if he/she tells you to lay off contact sports, though.
One common complication of mono is a swollen spleen. The combo of swollen spleen plus contact sports is not a good one.
That combo damn near killed a classmate of mine 3+ decades ago if I recall correctly.
It takes time, but you should be fine in a while. Best of luck on finals.
HS … Listen up. I just got back from Jamaica. I met this dude Chris Blackwell (google). While staying at his place I got hammered on his dark rum. The next morning nothing hurt but my head. Cronic back pain gone, right knee fine and all worries of the world forgotten.
In the FBI they call that a clue … Dark Rum fixes everything!
Funny.
Well, except for your head, apparently… probably not your liver, either.
Bourbon and ginger ale, and someone nailing the blues in a smoky blues bar.
God love ya, and after the now-impending divorce I’m lookin’ you up.
Tried my best to take a huge John Giduck…big steak and an extra large burrito…just had gas so I guess it was still like John Giduck after all. All offensive gas.
You know you own an old pickup truck when you spend your Saturday putting in a new water pump (I hate the half pump housing bullshit that they do these day. Whomever came up with that idea needs to be skull punched), complete that task, feel pretty good about doing it with no leaks. Then, as you walk away, you notice that there is a piece of metal hanging down, so you look closer and find that one of the metal bands that hold your gas tank up have rusted to the point that it broke. So, now you have to take the box off and put new tank straps on before you can drive it, again.
Sonovabich!
I feel your pain.
I used to have an Austin Healey Sprite. I only Drove it in the warmer months.
I knew that the clutch was going to stick every year between the pressure plate and flywheel.
Most of the time I could push start it, keep the clutch pedal down and drive it around and it would free its self.
Ever couple of year I would have to pull the engine and transmission to free it up.
I loved and hated that car. Positive Ground, Lucas electric, Lever Arm Shocks, SU carbs. It was like the engineer had a box of it looked good on paper parts and used them all in one place.
Kirjath Toney continues to stick his head in the sand. Received this from him when I emailed him:
“I did not promise you any thing,I promised them to someone else,everyone that needed to see them has already seen them.”
He obviously has something to hide.
At least you do not get the threats like you do from “Ranger” Burrell.
True ’bout that. He’s just the opposite of Burrell…empty promises, instead of empty threats.
Felching, Cleveland Steamer, Dutch Oven, Phil Monkress….?
“Cleveland steamer, dutch oven”
*snicker*
Adding “chili dog”
To anyone who is a mom, or a parent, happy Mother’s Day to you. You deserve a day off while your junior editions take care of things around the house.
Valkyrie, congrats on the achievements of your youngest.
HS Sophomore, tell your mom that you know if it weren’t for her, you wouldn’t be here.
Thanks doll!
Happy Mothers Day.
I miss mine every day.
Yes, Happy Mom’s Day to all you Moms. We remember, especially, the Gold Star Moms on this day and the Moms of men and women now in service. Good Moms are everything. Everything.
Indeed, 2/17 Air Cav. Especially the Gold Star mothers.
They have indeed given far more than most.
Toney and the Order of the Especially Odd Turds.
Valkyrie, when are you going to get a computer? I’ve got stuff to send you, about Abi and Whatshisname getting together.
I would “like” to say in the next month but I am not sure yet. I’m looking at a couple but would prefer to get the kids tablets first. If you need to send me something go ahead and send it and I’ll use my brother’s to check it. Just let me know when you send it so I’ll be sure and check it.
Roger that.
This is the best Mother’s Day ever!
Yesterday, my daughter and her husband surprised us with the news that we are going to be grandparents! Yippee!!
A couple of years ago, Jonn confirmed that the creep my daughter was dating was a Stolen Valor poser. Because I loyally read This Ain’t Hell, I was suspicious within a couple of days. Fast forward to today and we now have a fabulous son-in-law and grandbaby on the way!
I am so thankful that all is well with all of my children. It’s exciting to see them turn into successful, hard-working adults, making their dreams come true.
Thanks again Jonn and This Ain’t Hell, for being part of it.
That does sound like a great day. Congratulations for going to be grandparents!
My Mom always tells me “If I knew having grandkids was this much fun, I’d had them first!” Kinda lets you know what kind of kid I was.
Happy Mother’s Day to all the Momma’s out there!
Can anyone suggest a good antivirus/anti-spyware program? I’ve had it with how Norton slows our desktop down!!
Avast…benn using it for about 5 years and zero complaints.
I use Sophos. Less expensive than Norton and protects you against some real nasty stuff.
But if you want to get rid of Norton, you will have to have it correctly uninstalled or it will lock you out of your computer. Staples will do that for a modest fee, and then install the Sophos for you.
Imagine, if you will, a person being at a festive gathering of active and retired military types. Imagine that as he grabbed a plate of BBQ and looked for a seat, there was a guy with a Chief’s Assn t-shirt. Aha!! Imagine further that he sat beside him, thanked him for his service, and struck up a conversation. Imagine that he led the talk to TAH, and the mission there, explaining the SCOTUS stance, and them offering the mission to the citizenry. Imagine that the Retired Navy Chief agreed wholeheartedly, which opened the door to talk of a phony Honorary Chief, (that raised his eyebrows). As the person began telling of the poor photoshop, the retired Chief said: “At the Chief’s Facebook page we have been discussing someone like that. Seems he was a Navy photographer or something.” When the added stripe was mentioned, he laughed and said: “That’s the guy, bald, scroungy looking asshole.” He was told of how Bernath has become the personal self-starting, slinky toy, perfectly willing to kick himself down the stairs with his asshattery. One of the better lunch conversations this person has had. Normally he would have looked for a Special Ops type to sit with, but that Chief’s shirt was just too much of an attractant. Imagine this good call.
Good call, Mr. Serling.
Miss you Rod! Glad you had a great day!
This is something for you lawyer types,
I was wondering about Copyright.
I know that as soon as an original work is authored copyright is there, even if it is not registered.
Would that cover post on a blog as well?
E4U, sent you something about this. Check mail.
Also wondering if screen caps from a video taken without permission also Fair Use or not, particularly where minor children are involved.
We are looking into the crim side of that issue!
Please let us know, Master Chief.
Okay, girlfriend got me an electrotherapy thingy to help out with the sore knees and shoulder I get from time to time.
It seems to be working, but I think I have this thing on my shoulder set to high, because about every thirty seconds or so, I op;aodihp9a8b230n9puqs
Shit.
I have the same problem with my “electronics”. They’re not made for prolonged use, you know? Haha!
I mowed the lawn, put the clippings in the pickup bag, trimmed the bushes, and then got out the Weed-B-Gon.
Yes, it does what it’s supposed to do, but you’re not supposed top spray it on YOURSELF! So the hose kinked up, the sprayer head shut off, and I pulled the hose toward me to unkink the cheap thing, and the sprayer kicked in just in time to splash me with weed killer.
And my mouth was open. No, I did not swallow. I spit.
I went right into the house, turned on the kitchen sprayer hose and sprayed my face, rinsed my eyes (I was wearing my glasses, but you never know), and the front of my t-shirt where the weedkiller sprayed me. I also spent an hour rinsing my mouth out with cold water and just about that time, thunder started rumbling in the west. So I have completely destroyed my DNA, I will probably shrivel up and die at the roots and the damn weed killer will be so diluted by rain that it will not kill the dandelions.
And then I realized that I had no idea if the stuff was going to kill me or just give me diarrhea, so I had to look up the Poison Control number, because I don’t have it on my list of numbers to call.
However, from now on, every time I look at Weed-B-Gon, I’ll think of bernutsless’s hogwash claim that he ‘ingested poison’ back in the long ago. My person opinion about that is that he’s so full of shit, he wouldn’t know real poison if it was right in front of him.
“And my mouth was open. No, I did not swallow. I spit”
Center of the page all by itself, away from everything else.
First thing I read when I clicked to see what PH2 had to say.
Thanks, 🙂
Ex-PH2, has been hit with a bad thunder storm and her internet has been knocked out.
Internet outage now fixed!
I may occasionally post as Weedkiller Girl or something like that, from hereon in.
I was SO bored. And the thunder and lightning continue, along with the rain, which has (no doubt) diluted and washed away my efforts at weed control.
Oh, well. At least my mouth no longer tastes like feet.
Hopefully not to your good grass or flowers/vegetables.