Dear people attempting to get me fired
It’s SOOOO not going to work, but it is a source of amusement. Everytime I get one of these complaints I go to my Director, My HR Director, and the General Counsel. My boss said “Great, pack your stuff, and get out. Are we still going to lunch?” My General Counsel said “Wouldn’t it just be easier for him to stop lying?” And the HR Director, when informed that someone wanted me fired said “Tell him to take a number, I think it is at 102 now. Line starts down around the corner.”
Seriously, just stop. You are embarrassing yourself.
And yes, Magsam was the latest. He called our “Internal Affairs” division thinking it was like police internal affairs. Then he got angry because they forwarded his complaint to me and didn’t like my response. Whatevs dude. Stop trying to delay the Tournament, I have a good feeling you’ll make the dance.
Category: Politics
The Beard cannot be defeated.
There are probably a lot of reasons why you should be fired. Magsam isn’t one of them.
TSO … that is not fair!
I have never been told to pack my office.
Although, someone on the side walk out in front of the XXX building, did say he was a lawyer and he would have my job, then he iron fingered my chest.
With the speed of a Ninja Warrior, I grabbed his index finger and had him KNEELING BEFORE ME!
Kinda like what Bernath will be doing in about 24 hours!
Not only is he going to make the dance, he’s gonna end up being the Prom Queen at this rate!
Magsam, seriously, hole, digging, stop. A little friendly advice will do you a world of good, and acting like a butthurt little douchetool is only going to make people laugh at you that much harder.
@3…Kneel before Zod?
Or is that, “Kneel before Master Chief?” Usually I just knocked on the Goat Locker door and asked to come in.
I guess he was feeling froggy after getting the site knocked offline for a few hours?
Cool.
“Madcum” is muscling for rank.
ROFL!!!!!!!
I cannot imagine my life without you in it and I don’t want to. Aside from the fact that you’ve taught me the art of hugging, you’re just so darned entertaining
@3 Master Chief…well played. The good old finger lock will put a big guy down in a hurry. Good for you sir!
How did I miss Magsam? Linky please? (While I go digging through the archives…)
Nevermind… google-fu’d it.
http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=39541
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha Sparky! And TSO: Dat beard doe…. :p
@1 SJ
Just like “The Hair”.
/Tip o’ the hat to SCPO Shipley
The only person that has tried to fire me was me. My boss (a LTC) would leave his CAC card in his computer and walk off. So I started getting on his computer when he was away and send out some emails. They usually were him coming out of the closet or firing me. My favorite one was “SFC you are fired. How dare you tell of my sordid love affair with MSG Tony. My tears of joy at the repeal of DADT has now turned to tears of sorrow.”
@15 Twist…When we went to CAC card log in at Andrews, we used to go around and pull cards from everyone’s computers when they went to lunch. If they left the base, they’d have to call back to the unit to get escorted back on base.
After a few months of this, the admin office, the Chiefs and the Officer Corps got a little pissed so we kinda had to stop doing it (When I was MSgt and then SMgt).
I was the smartest and got parachute cord and tied my badge to my BDUs.
Can’t say how many times I stood up and ripped the keyboard off the desk.
Funny you guys should talk about CAC cards today. The DOD announced a crackdown on lost or stolen cards:
http://www.airforcetimes.com/article/20140212/NEWS/302120006
CAC cards are gonna be the death of me. Or some of my employees. I hope whomever came up with the idea for them is having a terrible retirement.
WTF is all I can really say, like these idiots really know what they are doing, but in the end, all they are doing is doing themselves in.
Out of curiosity, how many times has Psul Wickre tried this particular stunt?
HS SOphomore, psulie=o the uncoolie=o has tried to shut down TAH on his VERY own at least eight, maybe ten, times, to no avail.
TSO, if you like you can forward all those posts to me. I’ll be happy to respond to them in a polite, and derogatory, way. I know how to insult someone without calling into question his ancestry or actual genetic relationship to the human race.
@21-Sweet Jesus; 8 to 10 times? And he’s lost all of them? Perhaps I am legally naive, but couldn’t Jonn and TSO get a restraining order against him at that point? I know most states have got at least some kind of law against harassment by legal threats/lawsuits.
I just Googled Anthony Magsam and the screen had;
Did you mean: A joke of a supposed human.
*CACKLE*
Tony Orgasm… momma ain’t gonna be able to help your ass out like she did with your issue with the Philly PD.
BTW Tony… what did happen to those missing guns that your “brothers” failed to find and caused the shitstorm with the FIU and IAD? Hope that a gang banger or some other form of thug life didn’t use one on a LEO… that would be some bad news for you.
If a CAC Card was left in the computer, we would go into the MS sound profile and change the email alert sound from the ding to a recorded message that we made and downloaded. So every email the person got they were treated to “I love Hairy Man Ass”. Most people did not know how to change the sound profile. We would also sent them a thousand emails.
OH, HS Sophomore, there is an entire range of posts diretly related to psulieboi.
Just type paul k wickre in the search block and have a good time.
But before you do, pop some popcorn, get a large pizza with your favorite toppings, and have some cold or maybe just favorite beverages handy. And make sure there is a bathroom close by, because you’ll need it.
I particularly liked his incredible efforts to intimidate the lot of us in really, really bad German and Norwegian, Swedish and maybe even Danish – not sure, but it was a hoot. I got to cuss in Latin and Japanese, too. It was loads of fun.
Start at the beginning, which I think was some time in May 2013, then settle in for the long haul. There are cross links so that you can follows the progress of pickwickre peckerwood’s ramblings. It’s priceless.
Just a note for the not so Tech savvy. If a buddy sends you an email that says here is that file you asked for, but you do not remember asking for one. DO NOT open it. It is the “I am watching Gay Porn” email trick. Very funny though.
@26 – CBSenior, Hairy man ass?
Is that anything like ‘Troglodyte’?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlRXQEA0yj0
@PH2 It is only gross if it is Hairy. Everybody loves a smoothly shaved Butt. Any further info will have to come from the Submariners, you know the experts. Wink Wink.
@27-Aye, I know all about what I think are most of Wickre’s posts, but I had no idea just how many actual attempts he’d made as opposed to just threats (I thought it was in the neighborhood of one or two serious ones). What I was really curious about was just how many time Psul has tried the aforementioned tactic of getting TSO fired.
YO! TSO! You are fired! Be back here at 0500hrs tomorrow. Bring PT belt!
@30…you know what a submariner calls hemorrhoids?
Speed bumps.
@NHSparky I knew you would be lurking and have a response. You guys are such Gentlemen on the Sub. All one ever hears on the Boat is people asking to push another guys stool in. Very good manners.
TSO- if you had to ‘pack your office’ wouldn’t you have to leave your house??? Mrs. TSO might have ideas about that.
I think these stoofers should learn to complain to the real boss… da wife 🙂
“No matter what you do, YOU CAN’T FIX STUPID, stupid is forever!” – Ron White
The idiots outed here along with the shit-for-brained pols in DC and elsewhere perpetually prove it!
Dear Gunny Tony, I know you’re in the basement reading what those nice people at TAH said about you and your previous accomplishments. I know you are downstairs while I am upstairs in the kitchen getting supper ready. With a heavy heart, I need to confess something to you…. I have decided to remove that ceramic cookie jar – the one with with the painted mother hen with chicks – from the will – and give it to your older brother Jack – I never told you about him. I gave him up for adoption because I wanted him to have a much better life and I kept you because you were second best – probably what I deserved back then. I spied on him from time to time just to see how he was doing with the Mulroy family. You see, Jack is the son of Jonathan Goldstein “The Most Interesting Man in the World” and I had a fling with him long long ago. My heart always pitter-patters when I see Jack’s daddy on the television with those young sultry ladies sitting next to him – reminding me of my youth and chance that he once fertilized my eggs with Jack. I get wet down in my mommy parts when Jonathan closes with “Stay thirsty my friends.” Gunny Tony, dear, frankly I really don’t know who your real father is now or ever. My bedroom was always open to that ever so long thin blue line of police officers coming and going into and out of the bedroom. I think, honestly, I should have just shallowed. Jack, your older brother, you know, has always been the smart one. He graduated with silver honors from high school and he decided to join the military because he felt a deep sense to serve his country with honor, fidelity, and pride. During his enlistment, he received the coveted Expert Infantry Badge and eventually earned the Air Assault Badge. By the end of his enlistment, so I’ve heard – he received nine separate medals made out of bronze and colorful ribbon. Unlike… Read more »
CBSenior, I have drunk sub sailors under the table. They did not mention shaving their butts. They did, however, give peculiar glances at the cue stick when I was shooting pool. Must have had something to do with my… my technique, right?
CAC cards….. besides sending crazed emails, etc, when you’re done screwing your buddy (in the “Got you, Phucker!” way… pervs), pull the card out, put a small piece of clear scotch-tape over the chip contacts, then put it back in the slot….
It’s truely amazing how many times someone will try to log in, and pull/re-seat the card before they fing the tape….
@33 @34 and @38 You guys are all cracking me up big time tonight! Man do these pain pills do the job or what! 😀
@37 Magsam’s Mommy Thank you ma’am…please ma’am may I have another?!
LMAO!!! 😀
Hey! Slagman! If I send you a quarter, can you go call your mommy and tell her she wants you?
You are so getting fired, Seavey…be sure to post on fourth division in PT shorts, duty shirt, rain coat & shower shoes…under arms with shako- FORTHWITH- for your attitude adjustment training!
I know one of TSO’s bosses and, like Obama, he could sacrifice a virgin to the WoW gods on national television and they would still give him a pass, so anything these buttnuggets try is a very futile effort.
I don’t mean it in a bad way. TSO is very highly thought of at National and it would take something waaaaaaaay out there for them to even glance up from the piece of paper they are reading at the time.
Wow, Maggotspam really IS a 24K Grade AAA DOUCHEBAG, but what else is new? I wonder what he’ll do during his next butt-hurt juvenile hissyfit?
Does slagman really think he can outdo psulieboi for threats and intimidation?
Come on! psul (of the ballsack) had it nailed! Personally invested time performing outages on TAH cannot be beaten by someone who is a lazy f@ck and wants people to do everything for him. psul at least did his OWN work, but this slagheap can’t even do that much.
Slagman’s attempts to complete this inept course of action are on a par with that video of the guy having sex with a car — amazingly useless, futile, and going nowhere.
We can only hope that slagman will never reproduce.
Ha! I had missed this.
Best of luck with your next firing.
what do you do that people want you fired?
I point out when people lie. They don’t like that.
Well, bernastypants hasn’t lined up to fire anyone yet. He’s only offered the subpenis – oops! subpoena! subpoena and jail to Da Boss. He needs to learn to ropes around here.