David Jin Lee; fake CIA agent
WISTV reports that David Jin Lee was arrested in Fairfax, Virginia after it was discovered that he was married to a sailor based in Norfolk and another woman in Fairfax. To explain his absences, he pretended that he was a CIA agent;
Lee emailed his [Navy] wife saying he needed money because he had been captured and tortured by North Korean agents on a mission to China. His story fell apart when the Naval Criminal Investigative Service started investigating and found out he had been staying at a Fairfax home with another woman.
Now, I would wonder how he was arrested by North Koreans while he was on a mission to China, but that’s just me.
Category: Dumbass Bullshit
My sentiments exactly. China and the DPRK have had pretty good relations overall. The least he could have done is his homework.
It just keeps getting crazier. People with no brains…loose among us.
I believe others whom he has duped and who believed his stories will be found.
Dear Jesus, are people THAT stoopid to swallow this kind of bullshit? I’m literally speechless…
“Honey, I have been captured by North Korea. You need to wire me $500 to the Western Union office in Falls Church VA.”
Holy crap, I hope he is not the “thinker” of the family. I still say it should be something like “You must be THIS smart and have THIS amount of common sense to procreate” …
“Honey can we meet at the walmart? yes I’m ok I just been captured by koreans in my way to china and they want some moonshine, please .. they are making me do horrible things”
Seems legit …
He does get an “A” for creativity! LMFAO!
I’ll have to use that next time my wife asks me where I’ve been.
Well, at least he was unique…we have had too many military phonies on here…glad to see someone else getting it for once.
Sadly, this tool also has a military connection – as a dependent. One of his two marriages is to a sailor.
Looks like he found out the hard way that NCIS is more than just a TV show.
How can you tell when someone’s lying about working for the CIA? They tell you that they’re working for the CIA.
I wonder if this turd works with Paul (of the Ballsack).
Loved his work in those martial arts movies.
I hope he didn’t have children with either wife, because they’d be on a whole new level of mental challenge now.
seriously guys, yall need to lay off this one. it is clear he caught the PTSD from his sailor wife being near someone that saw combat once.
Hmmm, the Secret Squirrel wannabe, WHAT A TURD!!
@ 2 and @ 4, In a nationwide survey taken last November it was found that 51 percent of the American public is that stupid. We have become an Idiocracy.
I bet this is where he gets some of his stories: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-S_F9U9gNEQ
His codename was Agent Orange and contact “over there” was One Hunglow, I’ll bet.