Kennedy/Ginsburg Round Three Day Two

| August 1, 2012

Out sick again today, so you get an abbreviated version of yesterday.  Books For Soldiers = awesome.  Good people, good organization, send them some Dinar.

Not going to give out yesterday’s results, but I will say that one race was 51.8%/48.2% and another was 50.5% to 49.5%, so they are close.

JUSTICE KENNEDY REGIONAL

Here we go, vote at bottom.

1 Dallas “Flying Assclown” Wittgenfeld v.
5 Jonathan “The Cock Inhaler” Sharkey

3 Jason “Prison SEAL” Truitt v.
2 Brian “Wounded Mind” Camacho v.

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JUSTICE GINSBURG REGIONAL

Here’s your upset bracket, let’s see if that continues.

16 Fatty McQuartermillion Pounder v.
12 Albert “Sensei Dick Munch” John

3 Paul “Prince Chumming” Tillson v.
15 Timothy “Durango + Delta = Douchebag” Oliver

And singing, illuminate the main streets
And the cinema aisles
We don’t care about no government warnings
‘Bout their promotion of a simple life
And the dams they are building

Brimful of Asha on the 45
Well, it’s a brimful of Asha on the 45
Brimful of Asha on the 45
Well, it’s a brimful of Asha on the 45

Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow
Everybody needs a bosom

You said it, funny Punjabi guy, everybody *DOES* need a bosom for a pillow.

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OWB

That sure looked a LOT like what we did yesterday. You can’t trick me – I voted for the same people today.

Fell better, TSO! We can wait to finish this.

OWB

Or even “feel.”

NHSparky

Go Gettfucked!

JP

I chose cock inhaler over dullass, but then noticed dullass graced TAH comments section with his Pr3$eNcE AgAiN.

Like I said before, he’s like a bad case of herpes. Which is why he is a very deserving candidate for “winner”.

Alberich

Still went for the Sensei. If Fatso never served at all, he may not have the slightest glimmerings of a clue as to what that stuff he’s wearing actually means. “Oooh, this is pretty. Am I a private or a field marshal?” I mean, even Soup did enough USAF time to know what the rank he was wearing was.

Witless likewise well knows what he’s pretending to, and apparently he’s back campaigning for himself accidentally on purpose. Vlad did serve a little bit, but by this point I don’t think he knows what planet he’s on. (On his world, maybe they do use “motars” to fight off the tentacled crater lizards.)

Alberich
Former3c0

Truitt’s douche face does it every time. That and I think about the fact that he received a rifle and a hunting trip based on his fake merits, a trip and rifle that could’ve rightfully gone to a real veteran.

Camacho is pretty bad too but I usually tend to favor whomever is pretending to be more elite as well. Pretending to be a Marine is one thing, but a SEAL POW (referring to Truitt)… c’mon, did he think he’d get away with it?

Hondo

Still sick, TSO? That must have been one helluva big worm at the bottom of that mescal bottle! Either that, or you forgot to bite the lime after tipping the bottle. (smile)

Seriously – get well, amigo.

Kilo

Fatty gets it for the EOD badge and Trident.

Nicki

GO COCK INHALER!!!

WhatTHeFucK needs to be zapped with some anti-virals and made to go away. The more I look at that fucking tool, the more I’m just plain old disgusted by him. The sympathy is slowly disappearing.

rb325th

Dillyass Wittlessone for the win… All the Way with Dilly Today!!
I wannabe a Forrest ranger
I wanna live in jellystone
Eat my meals from a picnic basket
Play with Yogi all day long…

Hey Boo Boo.. look at the silly skydiving thunderduck
What you say we grab an early lunch…

NHSparky

Gee, I don’t think Ranger Smith’s gonna like that, DullASS…

Oh yeah? Well, FUCK RANGER SMITH!!!

(admit it, you were doing that in their voices.)

Yat Yas 1833

DullASS, DullASS he’s not a man,
If he can’t do it, anyone can.

Apologies to cheerleaders everywhere!

OWB

His wanting it so bad is a good enough reason to not vote for him! And there are sooo many others, but that one will do.

(And just so you know – I intend to whine a lot, perhaps bill people for pain and suffering, if when this is over anyone EVER posts a pic of him again!!!)

MCPO NYC USN (Ret.)

When can we start betting real American dollars on the outcome?

Just Plain Jason

Dallas the assclown for the win! He is campaigning, and bragging. This is one award he with out a doubt deserves! He should know better but chooses not to.

Scottys Hideaway

Dilly Dallas loves the attention even if it’s negative about him. He’s lied to the public for 40 years now. The idiot is a legend in his own mind.

Nicki

“He is campaigning, and bragging” — OK, then he should lose. Lose big. Fuck that nutbar. He doesn’t even have the decency to be embarrassed.

Alberich

He should “win at losing,” and threfore win. A lack of decency is no disqualifier in the ‘Dusters!

But – what’s done is done, there’s no electoral college to lobby, and the vote-counters in this one are totally incorruptible. (And if they’re not I really don’t want to know what they operate for…)

Fuck that nutbar.

Totally concur!