Weekend Open Thread
The Democrats’ idea of “democracy” involves getting their way at the expense of actual democracy. Forget free speech for people who disagree with them. Forget due process for those who vote for the “wrong” party. In the process of “preserving” democracy, the Democrats act like the threat to Democracy they accuse conservatives of being. Enjoy your weekend!
Category: Open thread






First
Now I get my soapbox for the first time! Start with a controversial opinion:
The best Marine is the Submarine.
Honorable Mentions:
Shout out to CW who held us all in awe of his 3 week winning run and I consider this a fluke to his otherwise sterling record.
Thanks to HT3 for the backup as second, no good Chief can’t do anything without the E4/E5 mafia to enforce his will.
Dad Joke of the Week:
What is the difference between feet and meters?
Feet landed on the Moon.
Rats o’ the Cong atcha MMNC/SS
CONG-RATS
MMNC/SS *Retired*
Second?
It was weird, usually posts the weekend thread around noon my time.
I think our friends enjoy dropping the WOT whenever the mood strikes them.
I’m almost glad they were stupid enough to bomb Saudi Arabian oil facilities, Oman, UAE and Jordan. At least they’ve isolated themselves from all the Arabic countries and only have the Persians, Chinese and Hassan Piker on their side now.
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My thoughts exactly
Like this?
Doubtful. That would require carnal knowledge of an actual woman.
That would assume that any woman would lay with him.
About as sensible as:
Dang … my quest for an “ace” has been derailed! Rats of the Cong to MMNC/SS … is this your first FIRST? Way to go!
I hope you like the way I left the throne room for you.
Let’s do some trivia while I’m sitting here bemoaning my fate, shall we?
DID YOU KNOW…?
Did the set of a 1982 horror movie feature a poster for something that would not happen for another six years?
By Commissioner Wretched
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Copyright © 2026
Trying to come up with an introduction to the column this week is akin to trying to pan for gold in that lake in Yellowstone Park that dissolves you … I’m having no success at all.
So, for the rare moment, I’ll just say the heck with it, wish you a wonderful week, and send you on to the trivia. Enjoy!
Did you know …
… a composer once tried to create a mechanical ballet? George Anthiel (1900-1959) became well known for composing musical soundtracks to films such as The Pride and the Passion, Tokyo Joe, We Were Strangers, and many more. But in 1924 he tried his hand at avant-garde composing, creating the Ballet Mecanique. The work was written for a fire siren, automobile horns, and an airplane propeller to be used as musical instruments. The work was performed at Carnegie Hall, and according to reports, an elderly gentleman in the orchestra seats allegedly tied a handkerchief to his cane and waved it as a white flag of surrender. (The work did inspire one Spike Jones, I understand. Look it up.)
… carrots were not always orange in color? Back when they grew wild and uncultivated, carrots were actually purple. During the 17th Century, farmers began cultivating mutant strains into their carrots, resulting eventually in the current orange-ish color the vegetable has today. (Who wants a purple carrot?)
… an animal produces a scent that smells like buttered popcorn? The binturong, which is found in Southeast Asian rain forests, looks kind of like a cross between a bear and cat, and the scent produced is used to mark territory and attract mates. (To take to the movies for popcorn, I bet.)
… the set of a horror movie featured a poster for something that wouldn’t happen for six more years? In the 1982 film Poltergeist, the characters of Robbie – portrayed by Oliver Robins (born 1971) – and Carol Anne, played by Heather O’Rourke (1975-1988), share a room. On Robbie’s side of the room is a poster for Super Bowl XXII, which would not be played until 1988. The year 1988 even figures prominently on the poster. No one on the production team could ever explain why the poster was used in the movie, but if you think that’s odd, hang on – it gets far stranger. On January 31, 1988 – the day that Super Bowl XXII was played – Heather O’Rourke began exhibiting flu-like symptoms, and the next day was rushed to the hospital after collapsing in her home. On the way to the hospital she suffered cardiac arrest, but was resuscitated. It was discovered that the young girl had a severe bowel blockage that required immediate surgery, but O’Rourke died on the operating table.
… the insignia of rank of a U.S. Army captain was once proposed to be three gold bars? Prior to World War I, officers in the Army wore their rank on cloth and bullion shoulder straps. A second lieutenant had a plain strap, a first lieutenant had one gold bar at each end, and a captain had two gold bars. During World War I, however, officers wore more basic field uniforms without the shoulder straps, and second lieutenants were being mistaken for regular privates due to a lack of specific insignia. The decision was made in 1917 to make a second lieutenant’s insignia the gold bar, with two gold bars for first lieutenants, and three gold bars for captains. However, that change was going to cost a lot of money to implement in designing new production machinery for the metal bars, so they kept the gold bar for second lieutenants, and the first lieutenant’s bar became silver. Captains then got two silver bars. (And the respect that those bars earn, I suppose.)
… you may suffer from gelotophobia? If you do, you have a fear of being laughed at. By the way, there’s no name for the fear of being laughed with – probably because nobody is afraid of being laughed with. (If you’ve ever met me, you know I definitely don’t suffer from it.)
… years before he became President, Lyndon Johnson had a business deal with another Chief Executive? While still a senator from Texas, Johnson (1908-1973) also owned a Muzak™ franchise in Austin. Johnson sold easy listening background music to President Dwight D. Eisenhower (1890-1969) to be played in the White House. (That Lyndon, always lookin’ for a buck.)
… cashews are not nuts? They are actually drupe seeds. What’s the difference, you ask? Well, a nut is actually a dry fruit with a hard shell surrounding a single seed. But cashews are the seeds of cashew apples, fleshy fruits which are classified as drupes. (So don’t be druped by the advertising.)
Company grade officers and what to call them. I wonder what would have been the insignia in WW I if the US Army had 3rd lieutenants as the Russians have. I’ve read where the US Army had them about 2 hundred years ago and the CSA Army had them. I can only imagine the 3rd Lt’s are probably still out there somewhere on their land nav exercises. Army Ensigns were a hardy breed. These were the lowest ranking officers and they were also the officers who carried the colors into battle. The British decided an NCO could carry the colours and thus the Colour Sergeant was born.
… emotions can run rather strangely during battle? Take, for example, the case of Henry Paget (1768-1854), First Marquess of Anglesey, who was leading a charge of heavy cavalry against French forces during the Battle of Waterloo in 1815. During the battle, Paget had a portion of his leg blown off by a cannonball. When it happened, he shouted to his commanding officer, the Duke of Wellington (Arthur Wellesley, 1769-1852), “By God, sir, I’ve lost my leg!” Wellington’s reply was a calm, “By God, sir, so you have!” (That British stiff upper lip, you know.)
… the Victorian era had some pretty interesting terms for people who cheated on their significant others? Those who were caught doing so were said to have been “carrying tackle” or “being on a left-handed honeymoon.” (Left-handed honeymoon?)
… a group of British women wanted to do away with coffee? In 1674, the Women’s Petition Against Coffee claimed that the brew was turning British men into “useless corpses.” Mental Floss tell us that the group proposed a ban on coffee for anyone under the age of sixty. (Heck, ladies, we’re all “useless corpses” on Monday mornings, at least until we have our coffee.)
Now … you know!
Commissioner, it is my first and it was everything I dreamed of. I take the throne this week knowing I am but a placeholder and await the challenge to it next week.
This is oddly entertaining!
https://youtu.be/wi53TfeqgWM
I think the THX sweep was also inspired by this.
Well, the SPLC is burnt…
I subscribed to his channel. If any of you looking at the 15 minute run time, it’s a good watch.
I don’t know what kind of punishment they are facing, but creating fake entities, wiring money to those fake entities to conceal the origin and/or destination are definitely federal crimes. I just wished they mailed the money too because then you can add mail fraud along with wire fraud. Many will be shocked, but that type of operation is just another Tuesday to the Dems/Industrial Media & Grievance Complex.
I’ve been a big fan of his for years. He did one a while back covering Kamala’s book. The voice actor he got sounds so much like her it’s uncanny.
I mean, not really. This is just Kash Patel trying to save his ass from Trump’s wrath. This lawsuit, like all the other ones the Justice Department has announced, will go nowhere.
It sounds to me like you were “educated” someplace like UC Berzerkely.
I’m convinced it’s Lars — after all, he was immature enough to create a burner account on here once before. We all remember “Cthulhu” or whatever bullshit name he used once before (while denying it was him…)
That is why I call him the commie cuttlefish.
Maybe the “L” in his name is for Lars?
I don’t see my Conservative Friend Commisar with his socialist Shtick act coming on board yet. Bring back the NY Catskill Hotels and Vaudville for the bygone Shtick acts of long ago.
Try the waitresses and don’t forget to tip the veal.
Lars, is that you?
Explain then all of the lawsuits that Bonta has filed. CA hasn’t an Attorney General; it has a “Have you been injured in a car crash, slip and fall, someone hurt your feelings, and so forth” TV advertising pettyfogger.
Ok!
All because he had a beer!!
Of course the left is peeing in their panties!!!!
Why do you morons always latch onto these announcements with such vigor? Aren’t you tired of being disappointed yet? Weren’t you guys JUST talking about how disappointing Kash Patel has been at his job? How are those cases against Comey and Letitia James going? I notice you guys haven’t mentioned those in a while….I wonder why?
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You began your rant with an insult. Immediately causing us to throw your opinion in the trash bin. Please refrain from throwing insults thinking you are “underlining your point”.
Wow, first I’ve seen that many up votes in less than a minute. Bravo 👏
You assume we’re like you, hanging on every word of the news with bated breath??? No, we are not the same as you! You who always think that you guys finally got Trump/secured the Congressional Majority/won a Supreme Court case. For the millionth time!
(Admittedly, you guys do secure the Congressional Majority every so often, but my point stands. You guys ARE addicted to sensationalism and Yellow Journalism)
Oh, I’m sorry, that was thoughtless… what I meant to say was:

Can’t speak for everyone else, but NO!
My only disappointment is that we slowed down on bombing Iran into oblivion (the government et al, anyway) and not ONE democrat criminal-politician has been charged, convicted and jailed yet! ( this one actually contributes to my loss of faith in the entire system)
One other disappointment is that almost half of the country buys into the liberal BS!
https://www.foxnews.com/politics/how-mutiny-southern-poverty-law-center-triggered-leadership-collapse
Get this, the co-founder who was booted out? It was for racial discrimination! I’m still laughing!
Oooh, the sweet, sweet schadenfreude as we watch the left implode while its members and minions commit cannibalism on each other, …
Heh, lol!
Those White Supremacist Nazis have a word for everything.
😆 🤣 😂
You really want a laugh, the “poverty” center has assets of $822 million. They took in $129M last year, and somehow spent all $129M. They report having 473 employees. They spend just over $43M on employee salary. That averages out to a salary of over $90k for everyone who works there.
I really just need to open a non-profit. In my AO I could start a home health care business, a quality learing center, and 47 other businesses with the same address, get tens of millions in state and federal money, and nobody would ever investigate if I’m actually doing anything more than cashing checks.
They sound about as legit as Mikey Whinestein’s MRFF, which runs off of donations, and I heard rumor that Mikey treats himself to a salary around $300K each year from that, bless his heart!
Once again, Hack Stone is Kate to the show. He was bust helping Psul of The Ballsack fill out a grant application to the Southern Poverty Law Center. He figured if they are throwing money at people and organizations that hate minorities, he should be good to get a few hundred thousand.
Maybe he could score a grant to open up a Learing Center as well?
I think autocorrupt got him
No threads on the SECWAR’s decision to not require a flu shot? Please tell me how exactly having a force sick with the flu makes us more lethal. Oh, and if you’re response is that the flu shot hurt you, you are a pussy and shouldn’t be in the military.
Okay, little Mark.
Bitch, bitch, BITCH, You’re like a spastic chihuahua barking for attentoin!
Lol for some reason I read that as “plastic” and had to do a double take.
Some people don’t agree with getting flu shots, it’s a thing. Personally I hated it but it was the requirement so I did it.
However, I would like to play your game. If your argument is how does a force that gets the flu lethal (mindful there are so many variants and the flu virus mutates like crazy) I have a question for you!
How does a force coddling people who are questionably mentally ill and think their parts aren’t right and want everyone else to agree to their delusions making us a more lethal force?
Since we are discussing sick people and lethality…….
The vaccine against the various mutations of the influenza strains is, prima facie, useless against the strains that have developed since the former round of infections.
Airborne Son always, 100% of the time, got sick from the vaccine, not the current viruses.
Okay, Lars’ bastard child is running loose…
Healthy 20-somethings DO NOT need to get a flu shot. At 60, I don’t a flu shot and I STILL DON”T get sick. I bet you’ve got 18 COVID boosters and mask up…in a car…by yourself.
He sounds like the type who would wear a mask and face shield while driving solo around his neighborhood looking for people to snitch on for things like not wearing a mask outside in their yards!
Wears a condom to wack off.
I haven’t had a flu shot since I retired in 2012 and haven’t had the flu. In addition, I got two, count ‘em, two covid “vaccinations” and got Covid twice.
I had two
Chinese-fluCovid vaccinations, and got heart palpitations.The annual flu shot always kicked my ass for a couple-three days afterwards. I had enough when I got the shot after already recovering from the flu- different strain of course- and had my ass kicked all over again.
I developed a mysterious poultry allergy that only manifested itself around the flu season when the docs were setting up the vaccine line.
Which is why you never made chief. Far too clever. 🙂
Actually, the flu vaccine nasal spray did hurt me. Triggered an asthma attack that put me in the hospital for 4 days. Oh no, that means I’m a pussy! Oh, whatever shall I do! Woe is me!
Old news bro! Haven’t had one in 2 years!
Guess what! Get the sniffles, have a fever at night- I self medicate with over the counter meds, get up in the AM, do PT and go to work. Feel fine before lunch!
BUT, I’m a “pussy”!
Ok! I’m also a 55yo pussy!
TOP TWENTY as Casey Kasem, present and unaccountable as I award myself yet another Honorary First.
((((OVER))))
I crown thee Assistant to the Regional First
NOBODY has more self-awarded Honorary Firsts than I do!
Present and unaccounted for.
Y’all have a blessed weekend.
FIRST FORTY FIFTH
Couldn’t make it. Spent most of the day with Verizon trying to get my (IPN (incident paging network) to receives email to text gateway and found out that Verizon was closing down the above mode the same as ATT&T. 2 hours on the phone with the Verizon tech and a trip up to the verizon store about getting phone to phone texts to my Android cell. No soap on the apps.Looked at Hot mail push notifications but I don’t think it’s working. Emailed IPN and asked them not to renew my account after 13 years with them..
Missed first by about 4 hrs.
Well, that sort of explains the current state of the British Government, and military. But it took a long time, didn’t it?
Democrats when someone disagrees with them:
So…I heard Hasan’s appeals are all used up. I think I should write to the President to offer my services to lead the firing party for that cocksucker. I have a copy of the field manual for military executions stored on one of my computers. And isn’t it typically a Captain who commands a firing party?🤣
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